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I got a virus and i want to know how to delete them or stop them from spreading around my computer, its a brand new computer and my uncle it is his and he doesnt know much and im asking everyone in here to tell me or help me in this situation, please and thank you, your help would mean alot to me
thanks

I forgot the custom smiley.

*pulls the hugest smiley ever, sarcasticly*

: - D

WINDOWS IS CRAP.

MICROSOFT IS TERRIBLE.

We would be so much better off if they hadn't created there crap Windows 95 then 98 then NT then 2000 then special edition and then crapping finally XP.

For crap sake its just crapping stupid.

Hate them too much to talk about. Look, I have used crap way too many times.

*throws suitcase out of window*

Ah-crap, that was er-my newquay suitcase.

Stop using Windows. EVERYONE.

Turbonutter wrote:
> > Ah, I recognise these symptoms. What you have is called Windows.


I believe it's called "Bloody Windows" or worse.

The best way to get rid of a virus is to wander down to the nearest computer shop and buy a copy of Norton or McAfee. Simple.

Turbonutter wrote:
> Ah, I recognise these symptoms. What you have is called Windows.

hur hur hur. sooo funny. :cough:

The_Celts_1880 wrote:
> the virus is written in portugese or some language like that, im not
> to sure but its eatin my pc and soon it will not work, my pc has
> gottin really slow and thats why i can hardly get on. so please help


Ah, I recognise these symptoms. What you have is called Windows.

:-)

Go to run and enter 'regedit'

HKEY_CURRENT_USER \Software \Microsoft \Windows \CurrentVersion \Run

See wether there's anything suspicious, they usually are in that key.

the virus is written in portugese or some language like that, im not to sure but its eatin my pc and soon it will not work, my pc has gottin really slow and thats why i can hardly get on. so please help

Also check out www.symantec.com

Very useful for virii, updates, etc

ok thanks