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It has been revealed today that the leader of the United States of America, President George W Bush is not one of us. With new ground braking evidence George or ‘Spanky’ as he is also known as has been found not to be a human but one of man kinds close relatives, the chimpanzee.
A team of top Swedish scientists have spent the last few months working day and night on a theory first brought up by a channel 5 news reporter stating that he may be French. However after they sampled some drops of spit on a piece of pretzel found in the living room of the White House it was discovered that his genes did not match that of man.
They took the DNA from the saliva to a biology lab based in the Santiago zoo where Dr Mark Hopkins ran it through a super computer containing all known animal and plant DNA. It was inconclusive that he was a monkey but no clear matches of species were made.
However with only this much evidence no court would have persecute the most powerful ‘man’ in the world.
The real brake through came on the 21 of June when the FBI finally caught up with George bush’s mother, in the backstage of a sleazy strip joint in California.
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Following interview dated 21/06/02 23:05
Agent X – Mrs. Bush?
Mrs. Bush – yes
Agent X – were with the FBI, we’d like to ask you a few questions
Mrs. Bush – FBI huh, what about?
Agent Y – your son
Mrs. Bush – what’s Spanky done now?!
Agent X – nothing
Agent Y – its what he is
Mrs. Bush – huh? *makes sure the tassels on her bra are attached properly*
Agent X - we believe he’s an ape
Mrs. Bush – but I…
Agent X – do you know anything about this?
Mrs. Bush – no… *looks about before putting head into hands and bursting into tears* ok, ok it true *sob*
Agent Y – what do you mean?
Mrs. Bush – I found him!
Agent Y – found?!
Mrs. Bush – yes! *sniff* *sniff* One day I opened my front door to find him in a cardboard box covered with a blanket.
Agent Y – really
Mrs. Bush – yeah, you see I could never have children so I took the opportunity to become a parent
Agent X – so why does he look like a human and how can he talk?
Mrs. Bush – I taught him to talk of course. But making him look like you and I was another thing. I had to colour his hair and shave him every night, not to mention the small fortune I spent on make-up for him after he began to get older. Damn those chimpanzees
Agent X – but our computers found he wasn’t a known species
Mrs. Bush – from the age of 8 he began to evolve, only slightly though. It must have been the mixture of Texan barley and tequila in his diet
Agent Y – ok, let me just ask you…
The interview ended as she was called onto stage to do some pole dancing and the agents were kindly escorted out by some bouncers.
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It is common knowledge that as chimps get older their skin colour darkens.
Quote, “not to mention the small fortune I spent on make-up for him after he began to get older”
Because of this George has been wearing make-up since his early teens. With the answers from the interviews it gave the FBI confidence to go for material evidence.
Using a special camera designed to take photos to see what celebs look under their make-up, the scientists finally got what they were hoping for…
www.geocities.com /artic_linx/george.html
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Now with all this evidence piled up against him George Bush has finally been charged with ‘leading a super nation under false guidance that the person in subject is human’ and has been summoned to the supreme court of justice. The date set is the first of august.
Once the case is over the Swedish scientists will turn to England to see weather rumors of Sherry Blair being a hybrid Cheshire cat have any truth behind them.
A team of top Swedish scientists have spent the last few months working day and night on a theory first brought up by a channel 5 news reporter stating that he may be French. However after they sampled some drops of spit on a piece of pretzel found in the living room of the White House it was discovered that his genes did not match that of man.
They took the DNA from the saliva to a biology lab based in the Santiago zoo where Dr Mark Hopkins ran it through a super computer containing all known animal and plant DNA. It was inconclusive that he was a monkey but no clear matches of species were made.
However with only this much evidence no court would have persecute the most powerful ‘man’ in the world.
The real brake through came on the 21 of June when the FBI finally caught up with George bush’s mother, in the backstage of a sleazy strip joint in California.
-------------------------------
Following interview dated 21/06/02 23:05
Agent X – Mrs. Bush?
Mrs. Bush – yes
Agent X – were with the FBI, we’d like to ask you a few questions
Mrs. Bush – FBI huh, what about?
Agent Y – your son
Mrs. Bush – what’s Spanky done now?!
Agent X – nothing
Agent Y – its what he is
Mrs. Bush – huh? *makes sure the tassels on her bra are attached properly*
Agent X - we believe he’s an ape
Mrs. Bush – but I…
Agent X – do you know anything about this?
Mrs. Bush – no… *looks about before putting head into hands and bursting into tears* ok, ok it true *sob*
Agent Y – what do you mean?
Mrs. Bush – I found him!
Agent Y – found?!
Mrs. Bush – yes! *sniff* *sniff* One day I opened my front door to find him in a cardboard box covered with a blanket.
Agent Y – really
Mrs. Bush – yeah, you see I could never have children so I took the opportunity to become a parent
Agent X – so why does he look like a human and how can he talk?
Mrs. Bush – I taught him to talk of course. But making him look like you and I was another thing. I had to colour his hair and shave him every night, not to mention the small fortune I spent on make-up for him after he began to get older. Damn those chimpanzees
Agent X – but our computers found he wasn’t a known species
Mrs. Bush – from the age of 8 he began to evolve, only slightly though. It must have been the mixture of Texan barley and tequila in his diet
Agent Y – ok, let me just ask you…
The interview ended as she was called onto stage to do some pole dancing and the agents were kindly escorted out by some bouncers.
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It is common knowledge that as chimps get older their skin colour darkens.
Quote, “not to mention the small fortune I spent on make-up for him after he began to get older”
Because of this George has been wearing make-up since his early teens. With the answers from the interviews it gave the FBI confidence to go for material evidence.
Using a special camera designed to take photos to see what celebs look under their make-up, the scientists finally got what they were hoping for…
www.geocities.com /artic_linx/george.html
(spaces)
Now with all this evidence piled up against him George Bush has finally been charged with ‘leading a super nation under false guidance that the person in subject is human’ and has been summoned to the supreme court of justice. The date set is the first of august.
Once the case is over the Swedish scientists will turn to England to see weather rumors of Sherry Blair being a hybrid Cheshire cat have any truth behind them.
It has been revealed today that the leader of the United States of America, President George W Bush is not one of us. With new ground braking evidence George or ‘Spanky’ as he is also known as has been found not to be a human but one of man kinds close relatives, the chimpanzee.
A team of top Swedish scientists have spent the last few months working day and night on a theory first brought up by a channel 5 news reporter stating that he may be French. However after they sampled some drops of spit on a piece of pretzel found in the living room of the White House it was discovered that his genes did not match that of man.
They took the DNA from the saliva to a biology lab based in the Santiago zoo where Dr Mark Hopkins ran it through a super computer containing all known animal and plant DNA. It was inconclusive that he was a monkey but no clear matches of species were made.
However with only this much evidence no court would have persecute the most powerful ‘man’ in the world.
The real brake through came on the 21 of June when the FBI finally caught up with George bush’s mother, in the backstage of a sleazy strip joint in California.
-------------------------------
Following interview dated 21/06/02 23:05
Agent X – Mrs. Bush?
Mrs. Bush – yes
Agent X – were with the FBI, we’d like to ask you a few questions
Mrs. Bush – FBI huh, what about?
Agent Y – your son
Mrs. Bush – what’s Spanky done now?!
Agent X – nothing
Agent Y – its what he is
Mrs. Bush – huh? *makes sure the tassels on her bra are attached properly*
Agent X - we believe he’s an ape
Mrs. Bush – but I…
Agent X – do you know anything about this?
Mrs. Bush – no… *looks about before putting head into hands and bursting into tears* ok, ok it true *sob*
Agent Y – what do you mean?
Mrs. Bush – I found him!
Agent Y – found?!
Mrs. Bush – yes! *sniff* *sniff* One day I opened my front door to find him in a cardboard box covered with a blanket.
Agent Y – really
Mrs. Bush – yeah, you see I could never have children so I took the opportunity to become a parent
Agent X – so why does he look like a human and how can he talk?
Mrs. Bush – I taught him to talk of course. But making him look like you and I was another thing. I had to colour his hair and shave him every night, not to mention the small fortune I spent on make-up for him after he began to get older. Damn those chimpanzees
Agent X – but our computers found he wasn’t a known species
Mrs. Bush – from the age of 8 he began to evolve, only slightly though. It must have been the mixture of Texan barley and tequila in his diet
Agent Y – ok, let me just ask you…
The interview ended as she was called onto stage to do some pole dancing and the agents were kindly escorted out by some bouncers.
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It is common knowledge that as chimps get older their skin colour darkens.
Quote, “not to mention the small fortune I spent on make-up for him after he began to get older”
Because of this George has been wearing make-up since his early teens. With the answers from the interviews it gave the FBI confidence to go for material evidence.
Using a special camera designed to take photos to see what celebs look under their make-up, the scientists finally got what they were hoping for…
www.geocities.com /artic_linx/george.html
(spaces)
Now with all this evidence piled up against him George Bush has finally been charged with ‘leading a super nation under false guidance that the person in subject is human’ and has been summoned to the supreme court of justice. The date set is the first of august.
Once the case is over the Swedish scientists will turn to England to see weather rumors of Sherry Blair being a hybrid Cheshire cat have any truth behind them.
A team of top Swedish scientists have spent the last few months working day and night on a theory first brought up by a channel 5 news reporter stating that he may be French. However after they sampled some drops of spit on a piece of pretzel found in the living room of the White House it was discovered that his genes did not match that of man.
They took the DNA from the saliva to a biology lab based in the Santiago zoo where Dr Mark Hopkins ran it through a super computer containing all known animal and plant DNA. It was inconclusive that he was a monkey but no clear matches of species were made.
However with only this much evidence no court would have persecute the most powerful ‘man’ in the world.
The real brake through came on the 21 of June when the FBI finally caught up with George bush’s mother, in the backstage of a sleazy strip joint in California.
-------------------------------
Following interview dated 21/06/02 23:05
Agent X – Mrs. Bush?
Mrs. Bush – yes
Agent X – were with the FBI, we’d like to ask you a few questions
Mrs. Bush – FBI huh, what about?
Agent Y – your son
Mrs. Bush – what’s Spanky done now?!
Agent X – nothing
Agent Y – its what he is
Mrs. Bush – huh? *makes sure the tassels on her bra are attached properly*
Agent X - we believe he’s an ape
Mrs. Bush – but I…
Agent X – do you know anything about this?
Mrs. Bush – no… *looks about before putting head into hands and bursting into tears* ok, ok it true *sob*
Agent Y – what do you mean?
Mrs. Bush – I found him!
Agent Y – found?!
Mrs. Bush – yes! *sniff* *sniff* One day I opened my front door to find him in a cardboard box covered with a blanket.
Agent Y – really
Mrs. Bush – yeah, you see I could never have children so I took the opportunity to become a parent
Agent X – so why does he look like a human and how can he talk?
Mrs. Bush – I taught him to talk of course. But making him look like you and I was another thing. I had to colour his hair and shave him every night, not to mention the small fortune I spent on make-up for him after he began to get older. Damn those chimpanzees
Agent X – but our computers found he wasn’t a known species
Mrs. Bush – from the age of 8 he began to evolve, only slightly though. It must have been the mixture of Texan barley and tequila in his diet
Agent Y – ok, let me just ask you…
The interview ended as she was called onto stage to do some pole dancing and the agents were kindly escorted out by some bouncers.
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It is common knowledge that as chimps get older their skin colour darkens.
Quote, “not to mention the small fortune I spent on make-up for him after he began to get older”
Because of this George has been wearing make-up since his early teens. With the answers from the interviews it gave the FBI confidence to go for material evidence.
Using a special camera designed to take photos to see what celebs look under their make-up, the scientists finally got what they were hoping for…
www.geocities.com /artic_linx/george.html
(spaces)
Now with all this evidence piled up against him George Bush has finally been charged with ‘leading a super nation under false guidance that the person in subject is human’ and has been summoned to the supreme court of justice. The date set is the first of august.
Once the case is over the Swedish scientists will turn to England to see weather rumors of Sherry Blair being a hybrid Cheshire cat have any truth behind them.
Okay great, another lunatic. Seriously though, funny post, well done for typing so much.
SolidSnakeXXI
SolidSnakeXXI
thanks