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It was dark, cold and only the odd hoot from the owl could be heard. Stryke stood peering from behind a tree. Ant and Rasta not to far from him hiding behind some bushes.
"Right, sshhh guys, we need to do this carefully."
Suddenly. FAAAARRRRRTTT. "Yuck, was that you Ant?"
"Sorry Rasta, must have been those blasted beans that Meka made me. They always disagree with me."
Rasta lay in the grass, clutching his nose. "You need medical help man, that smell just aint normal."
"Can we get back to the job in hand guys? Tonty put me in charge because I'm tough, clever and know what I'm doing" said Stryke.
"Err no he didn't. He put Meka in charge, he's waiting in the van while we check the place out." replied Ant
"Yeah well fun you I'm older so that makes me your leader here and now. Prat"
They once again took their positions.
"Why we here again?" asked Rasta
"Ok, last time we saved Snuggly, little blue thingy. Remember?"
"yes"
"Well since then PB sold his Mini, Tonty became 50 and Ant started Puberty."
"Hey, I never." shouted Ant
"Shhh, I know, I made that up you young scallywag. Now shut it or I'll tell your mum"
"Sorry Stryke."
"Right where was I, yes, well at Tontys birthday party the people who supplied the food hatched an evil plan to steal Snuggly, which worked and now we are going to save him again."
"Why didn't we save him that night?" asked Rasta
"I was drunk, you were drunk, Meka,pb,Goaty, Sheepy. All drunk and Ant here was having a nap."
"I need a power nap or I get cranky" replied Ant.
"Sure you do." said Rasta.
"So they stole him and left a note saying that without money, fame and a Snuggly of their own they would make sure he would never be found."
"Thats quite nasty" replied Rasta.
"I have a question too" said Ant
"Why are we out here in the dark and the others in the van?"
"Well one, they are all notables. I'm not. and secondly they are our backup incase things turn nasty."
"I don't like violence, but I like wrestling" replied Ant
"Thats good, ok then Ant. There are bad wrestlers in that building over there and you have to beat them or we lose"
"I can do that" said Ant as he made an effort to rip his shirt off in true a true Hulk Hogan style. It didn't work. "Damn"
They all took their positions and waited for the signal. Two flashes appeared in the distance and they were off, running through trees and bushes, over muddy puddles. Wait, Ant managed to fall in one. Fool. Still running they approached the side door of the building.
"So how do we know Snuggly is in here?" asked Rasta.
"I can answer that" said a voice much deeper that the rest.
They looked back to find Meka standing over them, Stryke went on his tip toes to try prove he was a man too but fell over in the process.
"You see, we intercepted a message saying that this would be the loaction for the Snuggly auction, we are here to get him back. Stealth shall be our approach here so move with caution." As Meka said this more flashes could be seen in the distance.
"Right thats the second signal, move out."
They opened the door and crawled in slowly. Making very little noise. Up a head was a room full of people and more importantly the little creature known to us all as Snuggly.
"Our insider should be in there already, get ready for a fight." said Goaty as he took grip of his baseball bat.
They smashed through the doors to find everyone except for this rather large figure and Snuggly lying on the floor in a heep.
"Wookiee is that you?"
The figure made a loud Grunt and shook its head, it removed the robe to reveal a rather small Rasta sized man in a robot style contraption.
"Hey guys."
The rest looked rather shocked, "Isn't wookiee supposed to be huge?" asked Stryke
"Erm well, nobody ever really asked did they." replied Wookiee.
"I think we should go" said Rasta as he noticed a rather large crowd running down a corridor towards them.
"In other words he means RRRRUUUUUNNNN!" shouted Ant.
They ran, Goaty grabbing Snuggly and placing him under his arm.
"Wait, my legs aren't big enough to run that fast" screamed Wookiee
Pb grabbed him and ran towards the exit and then towards the woods.
In the woods they all behaved like monkeys, climbing trees and swinging from tree to tree in a monkey like fashion, which would have been good if Ant and Rasta didn't stop laughing as they did it.
"Weeee, Look at me Goaty!" shouted Ant each time he made a leap to another tree.
Then it happened, with no warning, lights lit up the area. Cars, torches and large lamps pointing at them high in the trees.
They were surrounded.
Even worse it began to rain.
"NO, not rain. You know what happens with the water don't you." blasted Pb but it was too late. That small cuddly creature they had all called Snuggly began to grow, it was huge, claws like knifes and teeth that were big, sharp, and also very clean.
It went mental, picking up people and throwing them like paper planes, smashing others into trees and stomping them into the mud.
"Hey this guy rules, even more that the big dinosaur guy Barney. laughed Ant. "He should wrestle. He'd need some nice spandex pants though."
The left and piled into the Van and arrived back at Tonys house, fancy cars lined the drive and Tony sat outside in the pool. "SNNUUUGGGGLLLYYY. You home."
They embraced with a hug and then Tony made cookies for everyone, well his chef did while the others sat telling Tony the stories.
"Free games for all you lot." said Tony.
"Er can I be notable yet?" asked Stryke
"No"
"Why not?"
"I'm next" said Tony as he smoked his pipe and laughed at the story.
"Does he go small again?" asked Goaty.
"Yeah, but its a secret" Tony said the magic word and Snuggly shrank back to his cuddly self they all recognised.
"Whats the word? Is it boobs? I bet its boobs" yelled Goaty.
"No no I bet is is Supercalagr....."
"Shut it Stryke, time you went home"
So it was over, Snuggly was saved and they all got to get drunk at Tonys, well apart from Stryke who went home to watch Buffy.
END
"Right, sshhh guys, we need to do this carefully."
Suddenly. FAAAARRRRRTTT. "Yuck, was that you Ant?"
"Sorry Rasta, must have been those blasted beans that Meka made me. They always disagree with me."
Rasta lay in the grass, clutching his nose. "You need medical help man, that smell just aint normal."
"Can we get back to the job in hand guys? Tonty put me in charge because I'm tough, clever and know what I'm doing" said Stryke.
"Err no he didn't. He put Meka in charge, he's waiting in the van while we check the place out." replied Ant
"Yeah well fun you I'm older so that makes me your leader here and now. Prat"
They once again took their positions.
"Why we here again?" asked Rasta
"Ok, last time we saved Snuggly, little blue thingy. Remember?"
"yes"
"Well since then PB sold his Mini, Tonty became 50 and Ant started Puberty."
"Hey, I never." shouted Ant
"Shhh, I know, I made that up you young scallywag. Now shut it or I'll tell your mum"
"Sorry Stryke."
"Right where was I, yes, well at Tontys birthday party the people who supplied the food hatched an evil plan to steal Snuggly, which worked and now we are going to save him again."
"Why didn't we save him that night?" asked Rasta
"I was drunk, you were drunk, Meka,pb,Goaty, Sheepy. All drunk and Ant here was having a nap."
"I need a power nap or I get cranky" replied Ant.
"Sure you do." said Rasta.
"So they stole him and left a note saying that without money, fame and a Snuggly of their own they would make sure he would never be found."
"Thats quite nasty" replied Rasta.
"I have a question too" said Ant
"Why are we out here in the dark and the others in the van?"
"Well one, they are all notables. I'm not. and secondly they are our backup incase things turn nasty."
"I don't like violence, but I like wrestling" replied Ant
"Thats good, ok then Ant. There are bad wrestlers in that building over there and you have to beat them or we lose"
"I can do that" said Ant as he made an effort to rip his shirt off in true a true Hulk Hogan style. It didn't work. "Damn"
They all took their positions and waited for the signal. Two flashes appeared in the distance and they were off, running through trees and bushes, over muddy puddles. Wait, Ant managed to fall in one. Fool. Still running they approached the side door of the building.
"So how do we know Snuggly is in here?" asked Rasta.
"I can answer that" said a voice much deeper that the rest.
They looked back to find Meka standing over them, Stryke went on his tip toes to try prove he was a man too but fell over in the process.
"You see, we intercepted a message saying that this would be the loaction for the Snuggly auction, we are here to get him back. Stealth shall be our approach here so move with caution." As Meka said this more flashes could be seen in the distance.
"Right thats the second signal, move out."
They opened the door and crawled in slowly. Making very little noise. Up a head was a room full of people and more importantly the little creature known to us all as Snuggly.
"Our insider should be in there already, get ready for a fight." said Goaty as he took grip of his baseball bat.
They smashed through the doors to find everyone except for this rather large figure and Snuggly lying on the floor in a heep.
"Wookiee is that you?"
The figure made a loud Grunt and shook its head, it removed the robe to reveal a rather small Rasta sized man in a robot style contraption.
"Hey guys."
The rest looked rather shocked, "Isn't wookiee supposed to be huge?" asked Stryke
"Erm well, nobody ever really asked did they." replied Wookiee.
"I think we should go" said Rasta as he noticed a rather large crowd running down a corridor towards them.
"In other words he means RRRRUUUUUNNNN!" shouted Ant.
They ran, Goaty grabbing Snuggly and placing him under his arm.
"Wait, my legs aren't big enough to run that fast" screamed Wookiee
Pb grabbed him and ran towards the exit and then towards the woods.
In the woods they all behaved like monkeys, climbing trees and swinging from tree to tree in a monkey like fashion, which would have been good if Ant and Rasta didn't stop laughing as they did it.
"Weeee, Look at me Goaty!" shouted Ant each time he made a leap to another tree.
Then it happened, with no warning, lights lit up the area. Cars, torches and large lamps pointing at them high in the trees.
They were surrounded.
Even worse it began to rain.
"NO, not rain. You know what happens with the water don't you." blasted Pb but it was too late. That small cuddly creature they had all called Snuggly began to grow, it was huge, claws like knifes and teeth that were big, sharp, and also very clean.
It went mental, picking up people and throwing them like paper planes, smashing others into trees and stomping them into the mud.
"Hey this guy rules, even more that the big dinosaur guy Barney. laughed Ant. "He should wrestle. He'd need some nice spandex pants though."
The left and piled into the Van and arrived back at Tonys house, fancy cars lined the drive and Tony sat outside in the pool. "SNNUUUGGGGLLLYYY. You home."
They embraced with a hug and then Tony made cookies for everyone, well his chef did while the others sat telling Tony the stories.
"Free games for all you lot." said Tony.
"Er can I be notable yet?" asked Stryke
"No"
"Why not?"
"I'm next" said Tony as he smoked his pipe and laughed at the story.
"Does he go small again?" asked Goaty.
"Yeah, but its a secret" Tony said the magic word and Snuggly shrank back to his cuddly self they all recognised.
"Whats the word? Is it boobs? I bet its boobs" yelled Goaty.
"No no I bet is is Supercalagr....."
"Shut it Stryke, time you went home"
So it was over, Snuggly was saved and they all got to get drunk at Tonys, well apart from Stryke who went home to watch Buffy.
END
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It was dark, cold and only the odd hoot from the owl could be heard. Stryke stood peering from behind a tree. Ant and Rasta not to far from him hiding behind some bushes.
"Right, sshhh guys, we need to do this carefully."
Suddenly. FAAAARRRRRTTT. "Yuck, was that you Ant?"
"Sorry Rasta, must have been those blasted beans that Meka made me. They always disagree with me."
Rasta lay in the grass, clutching his nose. "You need medical help man, that smell just aint normal."
"Can we get back to the job in hand guys? Tonty put me in charge because I'm tough, clever and know what I'm doing" said Stryke.
"Err no he didn't. He put Meka in charge, he's waiting in the van while we check the place out." replied Ant
"Yeah well fun you I'm older so that makes me your leader here and now. Prat"
They once again took their positions.
"Why we here again?" asked Rasta
"Ok, last time we saved Snuggly, little blue thingy. Remember?"
"yes"
"Well since then PB sold his Mini, Tonty became 50 and Ant started Puberty."
"Hey, I never." shouted Ant
"Shhh, I know, I made that up you young scallywag. Now shut it or I'll tell your mum"
"Sorry Stryke."
"Right where was I, yes, well at Tontys birthday party the people who supplied the food hatched an evil plan to steal Snuggly, which worked and now we are going to save him again."
"Why didn't we save him that night?" asked Rasta
"I was drunk, you were drunk, Meka,pb,Goaty, Sheepy. All drunk and Ant here was having a nap."
"I need a power nap or I get cranky" replied Ant.
"Sure you do." said Rasta.
"So they stole him and left a note saying that without money, fame and a Snuggly of their own they would make sure he would never be found."
"Thats quite nasty" replied Rasta.
"I have a question too" said Ant
"Why are we out here in the dark and the others in the van?"
"Well one, they are all notables. I'm not. and secondly they are our backup incase things turn nasty."
"I don't like violence, but I like wrestling" replied Ant
"Thats good, ok then Ant. There are bad wrestlers in that building over there and you have to beat them or we lose"
"I can do that" said Ant as he made an effort to rip his shirt off in true a true Hulk Hogan style. It didn't work. "Damn"
They all took their positions and waited for the signal. Two flashes appeared in the distance and they were off, running through trees and bushes, over muddy puddles. Wait, Ant managed to fall in one. Fool. Still running they approached the side door of the building.
"So how do we know Snuggly is in here?" asked Rasta.
"I can answer that" said a voice much deeper that the rest.
They looked back to find Meka standing over them, Stryke went on his tip toes to try prove he was a man too but fell over in the process.
"You see, we intercepted a message saying that this would be the loaction for the Snuggly auction, we are here to get him back. Stealth shall be our approach here so move with caution." As Meka said this more flashes could be seen in the distance.
"Right thats the second signal, move out."
They opened the door and crawled in slowly. Making very little noise. Up a head was a room full of people and more importantly the little creature known to us all as Snuggly.
"Our insider should be in there already, get ready for a fight." said Goaty as he took grip of his baseball bat.
They smashed through the doors to find everyone except for this rather large figure and Snuggly lying on the floor in a heep.
"Wookiee is that you?"
The figure made a loud Grunt and shook its head, it removed the robe to reveal a rather small Rasta sized man in a robot style contraption.
"Hey guys."
The rest looked rather shocked, "Isn't wookiee supposed to be huge?" asked Stryke
"Erm well, nobody ever really asked did they." replied Wookiee.
"I think we should go" said Rasta as he noticed a rather large crowd running down a corridor towards them.
"In other words he means RRRRUUUUUNNNN!" shouted Ant.
They ran, Goaty grabbing Snuggly and placing him under his arm.
"Wait, my legs aren't big enough to run that fast" screamed Wookiee
Pb grabbed him and ran towards the exit and then towards the woods.
In the woods they all behaved like monkeys, climbing trees and swinging from tree to tree in a monkey like fashion, which would have been good if Ant and Rasta didn't stop laughing as they did it.
"Weeee, Look at me Goaty!" shouted Ant each time he made a leap to another tree.
Then it happened, with no warning, lights lit up the area. Cars, torches and large lamps pointing at them high in the trees.
They were surrounded.
Even worse it began to rain.
"NO, not rain. You know what happens with the water don't you." blasted Pb but it was too late. That small cuddly creature they had all called Snuggly began to grow, it was huge, claws like knifes and teeth that were big, sharp, and also very clean.
It went mental, picking up people and throwing them like paper planes, smashing others into trees and stomping them into the mud.
"Hey this guy rules, even more that the big dinosaur guy Barney. laughed Ant. "He should wrestle. He'd need some nice spandex pants though."
The left and piled into the Van and arrived back at Tonys house, fancy cars lined the drive and Tony sat outside in the pool. "SNNUUUGGGGLLLYYY. You home."
They embraced with a hug and then Tony made cookies for everyone, well his chef did while the others sat telling Tony the stories.
"Free games for all you lot." said Tony.
"Er can I be notable yet?" asked Stryke
"No"
"Why not?"
"I'm next" said Tony as he smoked his pipe and laughed at the story.
"Does he go small again?" asked Goaty.
"Yeah, but its a secret" Tony said the magic word and Snuggly shrank back to his cuddly self they all recognised.
"Whats the word? Is it boobs? I bet its boobs" yelled Goaty.
"No no I bet is is Supercalagr....."
"Shut it Stryke, time you went home"
So it was over, Snuggly was saved and they all got to get drunk at Tonys, well apart from Stryke who went home to watch Buffy.
END
"Right, sshhh guys, we need to do this carefully."
Suddenly. FAAAARRRRRTTT. "Yuck, was that you Ant?"
"Sorry Rasta, must have been those blasted beans that Meka made me. They always disagree with me."
Rasta lay in the grass, clutching his nose. "You need medical help man, that smell just aint normal."
"Can we get back to the job in hand guys? Tonty put me in charge because I'm tough, clever and know what I'm doing" said Stryke.
"Err no he didn't. He put Meka in charge, he's waiting in the van while we check the place out." replied Ant
"Yeah well fun you I'm older so that makes me your leader here and now. Prat"
They once again took their positions.
"Why we here again?" asked Rasta
"Ok, last time we saved Snuggly, little blue thingy. Remember?"
"yes"
"Well since then PB sold his Mini, Tonty became 50 and Ant started Puberty."
"Hey, I never." shouted Ant
"Shhh, I know, I made that up you young scallywag. Now shut it or I'll tell your mum"
"Sorry Stryke."
"Right where was I, yes, well at Tontys birthday party the people who supplied the food hatched an evil plan to steal Snuggly, which worked and now we are going to save him again."
"Why didn't we save him that night?" asked Rasta
"I was drunk, you were drunk, Meka,pb,Goaty, Sheepy. All drunk and Ant here was having a nap."
"I need a power nap or I get cranky" replied Ant.
"Sure you do." said Rasta.
"So they stole him and left a note saying that without money, fame and a Snuggly of their own they would make sure he would never be found."
"Thats quite nasty" replied Rasta.
"I have a question too" said Ant
"Why are we out here in the dark and the others in the van?"
"Well one, they are all notables. I'm not. and secondly they are our backup incase things turn nasty."
"I don't like violence, but I like wrestling" replied Ant
"Thats good, ok then Ant. There are bad wrestlers in that building over there and you have to beat them or we lose"
"I can do that" said Ant as he made an effort to rip his shirt off in true a true Hulk Hogan style. It didn't work. "Damn"
They all took their positions and waited for the signal. Two flashes appeared in the distance and they were off, running through trees and bushes, over muddy puddles. Wait, Ant managed to fall in one. Fool. Still running they approached the side door of the building.
"So how do we know Snuggly is in here?" asked Rasta.
"I can answer that" said a voice much deeper that the rest.
They looked back to find Meka standing over them, Stryke went on his tip toes to try prove he was a man too but fell over in the process.
"You see, we intercepted a message saying that this would be the loaction for the Snuggly auction, we are here to get him back. Stealth shall be our approach here so move with caution." As Meka said this more flashes could be seen in the distance.
"Right thats the second signal, move out."
They opened the door and crawled in slowly. Making very little noise. Up a head was a room full of people and more importantly the little creature known to us all as Snuggly.
"Our insider should be in there already, get ready for a fight." said Goaty as he took grip of his baseball bat.
They smashed through the doors to find everyone except for this rather large figure and Snuggly lying on the floor in a heep.
"Wookiee is that you?"
The figure made a loud Grunt and shook its head, it removed the robe to reveal a rather small Rasta sized man in a robot style contraption.
"Hey guys."
The rest looked rather shocked, "Isn't wookiee supposed to be huge?" asked Stryke
"Erm well, nobody ever really asked did they." replied Wookiee.
"I think we should go" said Rasta as he noticed a rather large crowd running down a corridor towards them.
"In other words he means RRRRUUUUUNNNN!" shouted Ant.
They ran, Goaty grabbing Snuggly and placing him under his arm.
"Wait, my legs aren't big enough to run that fast" screamed Wookiee
Pb grabbed him and ran towards the exit and then towards the woods.
In the woods they all behaved like monkeys, climbing trees and swinging from tree to tree in a monkey like fashion, which would have been good if Ant and Rasta didn't stop laughing as they did it.
"Weeee, Look at me Goaty!" shouted Ant each time he made a leap to another tree.
Then it happened, with no warning, lights lit up the area. Cars, torches and large lamps pointing at them high in the trees.
They were surrounded.
Even worse it began to rain.
"NO, not rain. You know what happens with the water don't you." blasted Pb but it was too late. That small cuddly creature they had all called Snuggly began to grow, it was huge, claws like knifes and teeth that were big, sharp, and also very clean.
It went mental, picking up people and throwing them like paper planes, smashing others into trees and stomping them into the mud.
"Hey this guy rules, even more that the big dinosaur guy Barney. laughed Ant. "He should wrestle. He'd need some nice spandex pants though."
The left and piled into the Van and arrived back at Tonys house, fancy cars lined the drive and Tony sat outside in the pool. "SNNUUUGGGGLLLYYY. You home."
They embraced with a hug and then Tony made cookies for everyone, well his chef did while the others sat telling Tony the stories.
"Free games for all you lot." said Tony.
"Er can I be notable yet?" asked Stryke
"No"
"Why not?"
"I'm next" said Tony as he smoked his pipe and laughed at the story.
"Does he go small again?" asked Goaty.
"Yeah, but its a secret" Tony said the magic word and Snuggly shrank back to his cuddly self they all recognised.
"Whats the word? Is it boobs? I bet its boobs" yelled Goaty.
"No no I bet is is Supercalagr....."
"Shut it Stryke, time you went home"
So it was over, Snuggly was saved and they all got to get drunk at Tonys, well apart from Stryke who went home to watch Buffy.
END