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Welcome to Bft's guide (Blah blah blah, cheesy opening music)
1. Make people angry. Insult people (without getting your a** banned).
2.Write annoying posts without any point.
3. Contradict users.*
4. Do console wars posts.
5. Make posts really long and boring.
6. Tell crummy jokes and be a suckup to SR.
7. (For maximum impact) Reply to loads of crappy posts so people will have to scroll down for ages to get to the goood ones. This is partly the reason for writing this post.
*If you do make an insulting reply to this, I'll be happy because you'll be getting the hang of rule 1. If you don't insult I'll also be happy, because I won't get offended. So either way you reply to this message, I won't get offended. Ha ha. (Blowing raspberry).
Tip: Don't take **** from nobody. (Except me, obviously).
1. Make people angry. Insult people (without getting your a** banned).
2.Write annoying posts without any point.
3. Contradict users.*
4. Do console wars posts.
5. Make posts really long and boring.
6. Tell crummy jokes and be a suckup to SR.
7. (For maximum impact) Reply to loads of crappy posts so people will have to scroll down for ages to get to the goood ones. This is partly the reason for writing this post.
*If you do make an insulting reply to this, I'll be happy because you'll be getting the hang of rule 1. If you don't insult I'll also be happy, because I won't get offended. So either way you reply to this message, I won't get offended. Ha ha. (Blowing raspberry).
Tip: Don't take **** from nobody. (Except me, obviously).
MoJoJoJo wrote:
> 8. Quote entire posts in your reply
ESPECIALLY REALLY LONG ONES
(don't forget to write in capitols, or only in lower case, with no punctuation)
Oh, and always ask questions which have already been asked. More than once. In the same thread.
> 8. Quote entire posts in your reply
ESPECIALLY REALLY LONG ONES
(don't forget to write in capitols, or only in lower case, with no punctuation)
Oh, and always ask questions which have already been asked. More than once. In the same thread.
> *If you do make an insulting reply to this, I'll be happy because
> you'll be getting the hang of rule 1. If you don't insult I'll also be
> happy, because I won't get offended. So either way you reply to this
> message, I won't get offended. Ha ha. (Blowing raspberry).
God man! URE such a genuis. eether wayz, u winz! how cool isdat? da only pwoblem iz if peops dont reply?
> you'll be getting the hang of rule 1. If you don't insult I'll also be
> happy, because I won't get offended. So either way you reply to this
> message, I won't get offended. Ha ha. (Blowing raspberry).
God man! URE such a genuis. eether wayz, u winz! how cool isdat? da only pwoblem iz if peops dont reply?
8. Quote entire posts in your reply
Blue-Fuzzy-Tiger wrote:
> Welcome to Bft's guide (Blah blah blah, cheesy opening music)
>
> 1. Make people angry. Insult people (without getting your a** banned).
>
> 2.Write annoying posts without any point.
> 3. Contradict users.*
> 4. Do console wars posts.
> 5. Make posts really long and boring.
> 6. Tell crummy jokes and be a suckup to SR.
> 7. (For maximum impact) Reply to loads of crappy posts so people will
> have to scroll down for ages to get to the goood ones. This is partly
> the reason for writing this post.
>
> *If you do make an insulting reply to this, I'll be happy because
> you'll be getting the hang of rule 1. If you don't insult I'll also be
> happy, because I won't get offended. So either way you reply to this
> message, I won't get offended. Ha ha. (Blowing raspberry).
>
> Tip: Don't take **** from nobody. (Except me, obviously).
It says 6 rules in the title don't it when I've actually got 7. This is a good tactic so users contradict you so you can insult them even more.
> Welcome to Bft's guide (Blah blah blah, cheesy opening music)
>
> 1. Make people angry. Insult people (without getting your a** banned).
>
> 2.Write annoying posts without any point.
> 3. Contradict users.*
> 4. Do console wars posts.
> 5. Make posts really long and boring.
> 6. Tell crummy jokes and be a suckup to SR.
> 7. (For maximum impact) Reply to loads of crappy posts so people will
> have to scroll down for ages to get to the goood ones. This is partly
> the reason for writing this post.
>
> *If you do make an insulting reply to this, I'll be happy because
> you'll be getting the hang of rule 1. If you don't insult I'll also be
> happy, because I won't get offended. So either way you reply to this
> message, I won't get offended. Ha ha. (Blowing raspberry).
>
> Tip: Don't take **** from nobody. (Except me, obviously).
It says 6 rules in the title don't it when I've actually got 7. This is a good tactic so users contradict you so you can insult them even more.
Welcome to Bft's guide (Blah blah blah, cheesy opening music)
1. Make people angry. Insult people (without getting your a** banned).
2.Write annoying posts without any point.
3. Contradict users.*
4. Do console wars posts.
5. Make posts really long and boring.
6. Tell crummy jokes and be a suckup to SR.
7. (For maximum impact) Reply to loads of crappy posts so people will have to scroll down for ages to get to the goood ones. This is partly the reason for writing this post.
*If you do make an insulting reply to this, I'll be happy because you'll be getting the hang of rule 1. If you don't insult I'll also be happy, because I won't get offended. So either way you reply to this message, I won't get offended. Ha ha. (Blowing raspberry).
Tip: Don't take **** from nobody. (Except me, obviously).
1. Make people angry. Insult people (without getting your a** banned).
2.Write annoying posts without any point.
3. Contradict users.*
4. Do console wars posts.
5. Make posts really long and boring.
6. Tell crummy jokes and be a suckup to SR.
7. (For maximum impact) Reply to loads of crappy posts so people will have to scroll down for ages to get to the goood ones. This is partly the reason for writing this post.
*If you do make an insulting reply to this, I'll be happy because you'll be getting the hang of rule 1. If you don't insult I'll also be happy, because I won't get offended. So either way you reply to this message, I won't get offended. Ha ha. (Blowing raspberry).
Tip: Don't take **** from nobody. (Except me, obviously).