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Hygiene for beginners,
by Mr G.String
Available September 2002
in all good bookshops
From the author of "what the hell is that?", an insight into the world of filth. covering many taboo subjects such as :
* The emptying of an ashtray
part one : how to tell when its full
part two : emptying contents into a bin (a)
part three : emptying contents into a bin (b)
part four : dusting
* Crockery hygiene
part one : is your plate dirty?
part two : what is that green minging stuff?
part three : are paper plates the answer?
* Body odour
part one : Do I smell like a sewer?
part two : What is a 'wash'?
part three : Scrubbing off the filth
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Customer Reports :
"This book changed my life. Since reading, I have discovered the miracle of 'toothpaste' and I've never looked back."
Mr. Hugh Jass
"Recommended. It suggested I get a hoover, and two weeks later, I was a new man"
"This guy is a genius. It all seems so clear now"
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Available September 2002
by Mr G.String
Available September 2002
in all good bookshops
From the author of "what the hell is that?", an insight into the world of filth. covering many taboo subjects such as :
* The emptying of an ashtray
part one : how to tell when its full
part two : emptying contents into a bin (a)
part three : emptying contents into a bin (b)
part four : dusting
* Crockery hygiene
part one : is your plate dirty?
part two : what is that green minging stuff?
part three : are paper plates the answer?
* Body odour
part one : Do I smell like a sewer?
part two : What is a 'wash'?
part three : Scrubbing off the filth
--------------------------------------
Customer Reports :
"This book changed my life. Since reading, I have discovered the miracle of 'toothpaste' and I've never looked back."
Mr. Hugh Jass
"Recommended. It suggested I get a hoover, and two weeks later, I was a new man"
"This guy is a genius. It all seems so clear now"
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Available September 2002
Hygiene for beginners,
by Mr G.String
Available September 2002
in all good bookshops
From the author of "what the hell is that?", an insight into the world of filth. covering many taboo subjects such as :
* The emptying of an ashtray
part one : how to tell when its full
part two : emptying contents into a bin (a)
part three : emptying contents into a bin (b)
part four : dusting
* Crockery hygiene
part one : is your plate dirty?
part two : what is that green minging stuff?
part three : are paper plates the answer?
* Body odour
part one : Do I smell like a sewer?
part two : What is a 'wash'?
part three : Scrubbing off the filth
--------------------------------------
Customer Reports :
"This book changed my life. Since reading, I have discovered the miracle of 'toothpaste' and I've never looked back."
Mr. Hugh Jass
"Recommended. It suggested I get a hoover, and two weeks later, I was a new man"
"This guy is a genius. It all seems so clear now"
----------------------------------------
Available September 2002
by Mr G.String
Available September 2002
in all good bookshops
From the author of "what the hell is that?", an insight into the world of filth. covering many taboo subjects such as :
* The emptying of an ashtray
part one : how to tell when its full
part two : emptying contents into a bin (a)
part three : emptying contents into a bin (b)
part four : dusting
* Crockery hygiene
part one : is your plate dirty?
part two : what is that green minging stuff?
part three : are paper plates the answer?
* Body odour
part one : Do I smell like a sewer?
part two : What is a 'wash'?
part three : Scrubbing off the filth
--------------------------------------
Customer Reports :
"This book changed my life. Since reading, I have discovered the miracle of 'toothpaste' and I've never looked back."
Mr. Hugh Jass
"Recommended. It suggested I get a hoover, and two weeks later, I was a new man"
"This guy is a genius. It all seems so clear now"
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Available September 2002
This light hearted and light in content post has highlighted quite an important issue. Stay clean. If you have B.O i WILL NOT be your friend.
What if your feet smell?