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The idea is, that you are a Truck Driver, or something, and the idea is, to err, rescue, your cat.
As Jeffery the fat Truck Driver, the "ultimate anti-hero", your job is to track down the damn right evil blokes that stole your cat. You can get in and out of your truck at any point. Even when the lorry is parked on the motorway, just like in real life.
Along the way you could stop at mobile diners, and buy a hamburger. This would give you more experience as a Truck Driver, and will enable you to drive better. Of course the ultimate experience booster would be the full breakfast, which has to be consumed every day, for a high cumulitive interest in experience points.
You could earn money by doing tasks for people in, err, Little Chef, where many Truck Drivers are found. They would ask you to do stuff like get your large supply of cigarettes or cows to a certain place, and if you got there on time, you get paid. You could also win money by partisipating in races, and demolition derbys.
You can then spend your money on food, or experience, or parts for your truck. Like a number plate with the word, "Bulldog" on it, or perhaps something less useful to a Truck Driver, like a pair of indicating lights.
Engines could be upgraded, so you could hold up traffic even easier than before, and anti-protestor bumpers could be fitted, to knock any protesters out of the way, with maxi... I mean minimum damage caused.
The ulitimate goal of course, would be to find your cat. After discovering that an "evil trucker" had stolen your cat, you phone the police to say that your cat was catnapped, and they, unsuprisingly, laugh in your face. So you take the law into your own hands, and try to find the cat.
Of course the cat would be held in a secret location in the UK, and only by following clues at where the "evil trucker" stayed last, could help you. By following his moves, you could then track him to his house. Or mansion. Or underground base. Or grotto.
You could also have a multiplayer, with friend verus friend in a big truck, and trying to kill eachother in a big trucking race. Or even a cooperative mode, where one could drive a truck, and the other could, err, use, a, machine gun. To shoot other truckers.
What do you think?
As Jeffery the fat Truck Driver, the "ultimate anti-hero", your job is to track down the damn right evil blokes that stole your cat. You can get in and out of your truck at any point. Even when the lorry is parked on the motorway, just like in real life.
Along the way you could stop at mobile diners, and buy a hamburger. This would give you more experience as a Truck Driver, and will enable you to drive better. Of course the ultimate experience booster would be the full breakfast, which has to be consumed every day, for a high cumulitive interest in experience points.
You could earn money by doing tasks for people in, err, Little Chef, where many Truck Drivers are found. They would ask you to do stuff like get your large supply of cigarettes or cows to a certain place, and if you got there on time, you get paid. You could also win money by partisipating in races, and demolition derbys.
You can then spend your money on food, or experience, or parts for your truck. Like a number plate with the word, "Bulldog" on it, or perhaps something less useful to a Truck Driver, like a pair of indicating lights.
Engines could be upgraded, so you could hold up traffic even easier than before, and anti-protestor bumpers could be fitted, to knock any protesters out of the way, with maxi... I mean minimum damage caused.
The ulitimate goal of course, would be to find your cat. After discovering that an "evil trucker" had stolen your cat, you phone the police to say that your cat was catnapped, and they, unsuprisingly, laugh in your face. So you take the law into your own hands, and try to find the cat.
Of course the cat would be held in a secret location in the UK, and only by following clues at where the "evil trucker" stayed last, could help you. By following his moves, you could then track him to his house. Or mansion. Or underground base. Or grotto.
You could also have a multiplayer, with friend verus friend in a big truck, and trying to kill eachother in a big trucking race. Or even a cooperative mode, where one could drive a truck, and the other could, err, use, a, machine gun. To shoot other truckers.
What do you think?
Mother Trucker, hadn't thought of that one...
And yes, I was quite obviously, that bored...
:)
And yes, I was quite obviously, that bored...
:)
The two faced filth ruined yorkie bars for everyone.
Including the mother truckers.
They say it's the chunkiest ever, but there's less chocolate than there ever was. Why do they mock me?
Including the mother truckers.
They say it's the chunkiest ever, but there's less chocolate than there ever was. Why do they mock me?
Good. But you forgot one vital feature in the lives of any trucker.
Yorkie Bars.
Maybe he could eat them as he drives, as a power-up or something.
You also forgot about the "special" feature of holding up traffic on a motorway, or dual carriageway, by overtaking another lorry, by having a speed of just 0.1 mph faster than it. Takes time to master this trick, though!
Yorkie Bars.
Maybe he could eat them as he drives, as a power-up or something.
You also forgot about the "special" feature of holding up traffic on a motorway, or dual carriageway, by overtaking another lorry, by having a speed of just 0.1 mph faster than it. Takes time to master this trick, though!
Grix, were you really that bored? :-)
The idea is, that you are a Truck Driver, or something, and the idea is, to err, rescue, your cat.
As Jeffery the fat Truck Driver, the "ultimate anti-hero", your job is to track down the damn right evil blokes that stole your cat. You can get in and out of your truck at any point. Even when the lorry is parked on the motorway, just like in real life.
Along the way you could stop at mobile diners, and buy a hamburger. This would give you more experience as a Truck Driver, and will enable you to drive better. Of course the ultimate experience booster would be the full breakfast, which has to be consumed every day, for a high cumulitive interest in experience points.
You could earn money by doing tasks for people in, err, Little Chef, where many Truck Drivers are found. They would ask you to do stuff like get your large supply of cigarettes or cows to a certain place, and if you got there on time, you get paid. You could also win money by partisipating in races, and demolition derbys.
You can then spend your money on food, or experience, or parts for your truck. Like a number plate with the word, "Bulldog" on it, or perhaps something less useful to a Truck Driver, like a pair of indicating lights.
Engines could be upgraded, so you could hold up traffic even easier than before, and anti-protestor bumpers could be fitted, to knock any protesters out of the way, with maxi... I mean minimum damage caused.
The ulitimate goal of course, would be to find your cat. After discovering that an "evil trucker" had stolen your cat, you phone the police to say that your cat was catnapped, and they, unsuprisingly, laugh in your face. So you take the law into your own hands, and try to find the cat.
Of course the cat would be held in a secret location in the UK, and only by following clues at where the "evil trucker" stayed last, could help you. By following his moves, you could then track him to his house. Or mansion. Or underground base. Or grotto.
You could also have a multiplayer, with friend verus friend in a big truck, and trying to kill eachother in a big trucking race. Or even a cooperative mode, where one could drive a truck, and the other could, err, use, a, machine gun. To shoot other truckers.
What do you think?
As Jeffery the fat Truck Driver, the "ultimate anti-hero", your job is to track down the damn right evil blokes that stole your cat. You can get in and out of your truck at any point. Even when the lorry is parked on the motorway, just like in real life.
Along the way you could stop at mobile diners, and buy a hamburger. This would give you more experience as a Truck Driver, and will enable you to drive better. Of course the ultimate experience booster would be the full breakfast, which has to be consumed every day, for a high cumulitive interest in experience points.
You could earn money by doing tasks for people in, err, Little Chef, where many Truck Drivers are found. They would ask you to do stuff like get your large supply of cigarettes or cows to a certain place, and if you got there on time, you get paid. You could also win money by partisipating in races, and demolition derbys.
You can then spend your money on food, or experience, or parts for your truck. Like a number plate with the word, "Bulldog" on it, or perhaps something less useful to a Truck Driver, like a pair of indicating lights.
Engines could be upgraded, so you could hold up traffic even easier than before, and anti-protestor bumpers could be fitted, to knock any protesters out of the way, with maxi... I mean minimum damage caused.
The ulitimate goal of course, would be to find your cat. After discovering that an "evil trucker" had stolen your cat, you phone the police to say that your cat was catnapped, and they, unsuprisingly, laugh in your face. So you take the law into your own hands, and try to find the cat.
Of course the cat would be held in a secret location in the UK, and only by following clues at where the "evil trucker" stayed last, could help you. By following his moves, you could then track him to his house. Or mansion. Or underground base. Or grotto.
You could also have a multiplayer, with friend verus friend in a big truck, and trying to kill eachother in a big trucking race. Or even a cooperative mode, where one could drive a truck, and the other could, err, use, a, machine gun. To shoot other truckers.
What do you think?