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Howard Finkel stands in the middle of the SRW ring as the last bars of the Free-fall theme tune, which have been entertaining the crowd whilst TV audiences looked at a montage of the recent history between DW and STD. Finkel raises the mic to his mouth. “Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for the BURIED ALIVE match! The competitor who is buried alive in the pit at ringside will have to leave SRW!”
“Whoooo let the dogs out? Who who who?” Scotty The Doggy (Figo)’s music hits and plays for almost a minute before the four elements memebr emerges from beneath the Titan-Tron. He’s being accompanied down by Reaver (Ant), Mouldy Cheese and Jetster! The four elements look like they don’t want to see Scotty leave SRW! That’s got to be bad news for DW! The crowd boos.
“HEY! Reaver! Yes you and your bunch of jobbers!” THE CONG MAN IS ON THE TITAN-TRON!!! “Hey Reaver, look up here! You see the thing is, you’ve gotten the better of me in the past because you have used your power time and time again to put me in four on one situations. Well, I’m not going to sit back here and let DW get screwed out of his place in SRW. I’ve gone right above your head!” Reaver looks puzzled, what is Cong talking about? “Reaver, there is someone here who wants to talk to you!” The camera pans right and we see Vince McMahon stood next to Cong. “Tell him what I’m talking about Vince!” “For tonight’s event The other members of the four elements are BARRED FROM RINGSIDE!” Reaver, Jetser and Mouldy Cheese protest but are dragged away by a team of referees who made their way to the ring while Vince was talking! The crowd cheers. “Adios sénors!” The camera fades from The Cong Man
Scotty The Doggy is left standing in the ring looking very nervous. Dead Star by Muse hits and DW appears at the top of the ramp. DW pauses to salute the sell-out crowd who have given him a standing ovation. A grin can clearly b seen to spread across his face. He looks up at STD stood in the ring and suddenly sprints the length of the ramp. He slides under the bottom rope and quickly as that this match gets underway! Referee Timmy White calls for the opening bell as DW reigns a volley of right hands to Scotty’s head to gain the early advantage.
DW goes for the Irish whip, reversed by Scotty though who holds on and nails a brutal short-arm clothesline to DW. Scotty follows up with an elbow drop, but DW is quickly out of the way. He goes for an elbow drop of his own but this time Scotty gets out of the way. Kip-up by Scotty, but he gets caught with an arm-drag takedown by DW, who holds on and locks Scotty in a cross-arm breaker. Scotty is right next to the ropes though and grabs the bottom one, causing referee Timmy White to call for the break.
Both men get back to their feet, DW slightly quicker and he turns and runs off the ropes, Scotty dives out of the way of DW’s clothesline though and the big man goes flying clean over the top rope before hitting the floor with a sickening thud right in front of the announcers table. DW clutches his elbow. Scotty turns and points to himself, instead of the S-T-D chant though, the crowd just boos! DW uses the announcers table to pull himself up to his feet. Scotty goes up to the top rope! SCOTTY FLIES!! Flying crossbody from the top rope to the floor!!! BUT LOOK! DW caught him! FALLAWAY SLAM!!! Scotty the Doggy goes crashing backwards straight through the announcers table! Brutal!
Jim Ross, who just about managed to move his carcass out of the way as Scotty crashed at his feet screams for DW to stop as the fans cheer wildly! DW drags a limp looking Scotty back to his feet and drags him toward the burial pit! DW shoves Scotty’s head between his legs and turns to face the pit! DW locks his arms around Scotty’s waist and...Scotty stands up! DW falls backwards into the pit! Scotty quickly runs around to the other side of the pit and pulls himself onto the security barrier, MOONSAULT!!! From the security barrier into the burial pit! Both men are lying flat out in the burial pit now as Timmy White stands helpless to do anything at the side of the pit. Slowly DW and Scotty crawl out of opposite sides of the pit.
DW rolls under the bottom rope into the ring an lays looking exhausted on the canvas. Scotty goes across to the time-keepers table and grabs the ring-bell! Scotty gets back into the ring as DW uses the ropes to get himself back to his feet. Timmy White attempts to take the bell off Scotty. TOO LATE! DING! Scotty cracks the ring bell across the head of DW and goes for a pinfall. ---------------Timmy White just stands there. PINFALLS DON’T COUNT IN THIS MATCH! Scotty gets up, looking as though he is going to cry and gets right in the face of Timmy White!
DW sits up, but Scotty goes to lock on a sleeper hold, DW turns the tables with a sit-out jaw-breaker though! The impact launches Scotty backwards, but he lands on his feet! DW quickly behind him and he locks on a cobra clutch! Scotty is beginning to fade! But, Scotty find the energy to stagger towards the rope before dropping to his knees, this sends DW flying between the ropes and back to the floor!
Scotty grabs the ring bell and follows DW to the floor! As DW gets to his knees Scotty raises the bell above his head and prepares to smash it down on DW’s head! Scotty swings but DW punches the bell right back into Scotty’s face! He may have broken his hand right there! Scotty crumples into a heap as DW clutches his fist!
Both ,men are down on the outside, DW clutching his hand in absolute agony and Scotty looks out cold and isn’t moving! Hang on? Who’s this coming down the ramp? It’s a woman in a robe! Who is she? No-one seems to know! Hang on!?! There goes the robe!!! IT’S A STREAKER!!! WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO PUPPIES!!! Erm, erm, erm and THERE SHE GOES BACK UP THE RAMP! What was that all about?
Erm, yes anyway *regains composure*. DW is up, Scotty the Doggy is up, Scotty is on rubber legs and DW is bent double still favouring that fist. They turn and stagger into each other, DOG BOTTOM!!! Scotty nails his finisher out of pure instinct and with such force that DW bounces off the concrete floor and slumps into the burial pit! Scotty is crawling for the lid now! He’s got it and DW is only just beginning to stir! The lid goes on, DW gets a hand up TOO LATE! The lid is on with DW’s fingers still sticking out! SCOTTY HAS WON!!!
“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR WINNER, WHO GETS TO KEEP HIS PLACE IN SRW, SCOTTY THE DOGGY!”
Thanks for leafing through and reading the last paragraph :P
“Whoooo let the dogs out? Who who who?” Scotty The Doggy (Figo)’s music hits and plays for almost a minute before the four elements memebr emerges from beneath the Titan-Tron. He’s being accompanied down by Reaver (Ant), Mouldy Cheese and Jetster! The four elements look like they don’t want to see Scotty leave SRW! That’s got to be bad news for DW! The crowd boos.
“HEY! Reaver! Yes you and your bunch of jobbers!” THE CONG MAN IS ON THE TITAN-TRON!!! “Hey Reaver, look up here! You see the thing is, you’ve gotten the better of me in the past because you have used your power time and time again to put me in four on one situations. Well, I’m not going to sit back here and let DW get screwed out of his place in SRW. I’ve gone right above your head!” Reaver looks puzzled, what is Cong talking about? “Reaver, there is someone here who wants to talk to you!” The camera pans right and we see Vince McMahon stood next to Cong. “Tell him what I’m talking about Vince!” “For tonight’s event The other members of the four elements are BARRED FROM RINGSIDE!” Reaver, Jetser and Mouldy Cheese protest but are dragged away by a team of referees who made their way to the ring while Vince was talking! The crowd cheers. “Adios sénors!” The camera fades from The Cong Man
Scotty The Doggy is left standing in the ring looking very nervous. Dead Star by Muse hits and DW appears at the top of the ramp. DW pauses to salute the sell-out crowd who have given him a standing ovation. A grin can clearly b seen to spread across his face. He looks up at STD stood in the ring and suddenly sprints the length of the ramp. He slides under the bottom rope and quickly as that this match gets underway! Referee Timmy White calls for the opening bell as DW reigns a volley of right hands to Scotty’s head to gain the early advantage.
DW goes for the Irish whip, reversed by Scotty though who holds on and nails a brutal short-arm clothesline to DW. Scotty follows up with an elbow drop, but DW is quickly out of the way. He goes for an elbow drop of his own but this time Scotty gets out of the way. Kip-up by Scotty, but he gets caught with an arm-drag takedown by DW, who holds on and locks Scotty in a cross-arm breaker. Scotty is right next to the ropes though and grabs the bottom one, causing referee Timmy White to call for the break.
Both men get back to their feet, DW slightly quicker and he turns and runs off the ropes, Scotty dives out of the way of DW’s clothesline though and the big man goes flying clean over the top rope before hitting the floor with a sickening thud right in front of the announcers table. DW clutches his elbow. Scotty turns and points to himself, instead of the S-T-D chant though, the crowd just boos! DW uses the announcers table to pull himself up to his feet. Scotty goes up to the top rope! SCOTTY FLIES!! Flying crossbody from the top rope to the floor!!! BUT LOOK! DW caught him! FALLAWAY SLAM!!! Scotty the Doggy goes crashing backwards straight through the announcers table! Brutal!
Jim Ross, who just about managed to move his carcass out of the way as Scotty crashed at his feet screams for DW to stop as the fans cheer wildly! DW drags a limp looking Scotty back to his feet and drags him toward the burial pit! DW shoves Scotty’s head between his legs and turns to face the pit! DW locks his arms around Scotty’s waist and...Scotty stands up! DW falls backwards into the pit! Scotty quickly runs around to the other side of the pit and pulls himself onto the security barrier, MOONSAULT!!! From the security barrier into the burial pit! Both men are lying flat out in the burial pit now as Timmy White stands helpless to do anything at the side of the pit. Slowly DW and Scotty crawl out of opposite sides of the pit.
DW rolls under the bottom rope into the ring an lays looking exhausted on the canvas. Scotty goes across to the time-keepers table and grabs the ring-bell! Scotty gets back into the ring as DW uses the ropes to get himself back to his feet. Timmy White attempts to take the bell off Scotty. TOO LATE! DING! Scotty cracks the ring bell across the head of DW and goes for a pinfall. ---------------Timmy White just stands there. PINFALLS DON’T COUNT IN THIS MATCH! Scotty gets up, looking as though he is going to cry and gets right in the face of Timmy White!
DW sits up, but Scotty goes to lock on a sleeper hold, DW turns the tables with a sit-out jaw-breaker though! The impact launches Scotty backwards, but he lands on his feet! DW quickly behind him and he locks on a cobra clutch! Scotty is beginning to fade! But, Scotty find the energy to stagger towards the rope before dropping to his knees, this sends DW flying between the ropes and back to the floor!
Scotty grabs the ring bell and follows DW to the floor! As DW gets to his knees Scotty raises the bell above his head and prepares to smash it down on DW’s head! Scotty swings but DW punches the bell right back into Scotty’s face! He may have broken his hand right there! Scotty crumples into a heap as DW clutches his fist!
Both ,men are down on the outside, DW clutching his hand in absolute agony and Scotty looks out cold and isn’t moving! Hang on? Who’s this coming down the ramp? It’s a woman in a robe! Who is she? No-one seems to know! Hang on!?! There goes the robe!!! IT’S A STREAKER!!! WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO PUPPIES!!! Erm, erm, erm and THERE SHE GOES BACK UP THE RAMP! What was that all about?
Erm, yes anyway *regains composure*. DW is up, Scotty the Doggy is up, Scotty is on rubber legs and DW is bent double still favouring that fist. They turn and stagger into each other, DOG BOTTOM!!! Scotty nails his finisher out of pure instinct and with such force that DW bounces off the concrete floor and slumps into the burial pit! Scotty is crawling for the lid now! He’s got it and DW is only just beginning to stir! The lid goes on, DW gets a hand up TOO LATE! The lid is on with DW’s fingers still sticking out! SCOTTY HAS WON!!!
“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR WINNER, WHO GETS TO KEEP HIS PLACE IN SRW, SCOTTY THE DOGGY!”
Thanks for leafing through and reading the last paragraph :P
Massive congrats to Figo, who came through with flyinc colours...now all we need is a victory for me over Cong Man, and the Four Elements will be the most powerful force in SRW! Ahem.
Excellent, original match Congie. Enjoyed the bit with the streaker, the ending where DW's fingers are still sticking out of the pit and the overall mixture of technical wrestling and hardcore.
Unlucky DW, but you put up a spirited fight and took it all the way.
Excellent, original match Congie. Enjoyed the bit with the streaker, the ending where DW's fingers are still sticking out of the pit and the overall mixture of technical wrestling and hardcore.
Unlucky DW, but you put up a spirited fight and took it all the way.
Great match - I din't have the ...er... 'emotional attachment' to the match that Figo and DW did, but it was very entertaining nonetheless.
:D
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Brilliant! Great match. Well done Scotty, meh, I'm outta here now. Ah well, I'm off to do the official DW leaving promo for Eclipse.
YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
*clams himself down* Excellant Cong Man. Enjoyable match all the way through and it always kept my attention. I liked the way it ended too with DW getting a hand out but it was too late. Yay, and my CAW's death-defying side came out. Great match all round.
DW, i told you, you was just a jobber...:D
*clams himself down* Excellant Cong Man. Enjoyable match all the way through and it always kept my attention. I liked the way it ended too with DW getting a hand out but it was too late. Yay, and my CAW's death-defying side came out. Great match all round.
DW, i told you, you was just a jobber...:D
Howard Finkel stands in the middle of the SRW ring as the last bars of the Free-fall theme tune, which have been entertaining the crowd whilst TV audiences looked at a montage of the recent history between DW and STD. Finkel raises the mic to his mouth. “Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for the BURIED ALIVE match! The competitor who is buried alive in the pit at ringside will have to leave SRW!”
“Whoooo let the dogs out? Who who who?” Scotty The Doggy (Figo)’s music hits and plays for almost a minute before the four elements memebr emerges from beneath the Titan-Tron. He’s being accompanied down by Reaver (Ant), Mouldy Cheese and Jetster! The four elements look like they don’t want to see Scotty leave SRW! That’s got to be bad news for DW! The crowd boos.
“HEY! Reaver! Yes you and your bunch of jobbers!” THE CONG MAN IS ON THE TITAN-TRON!!! “Hey Reaver, look up here! You see the thing is, you’ve gotten the better of me in the past because you have used your power time and time again to put me in four on one situations. Well, I’m not going to sit back here and let DW get screwed out of his place in SRW. I’ve gone right above your head!” Reaver looks puzzled, what is Cong talking about? “Reaver, there is someone here who wants to talk to you!” The camera pans right and we see Vince McMahon stood next to Cong. “Tell him what I’m talking about Vince!” “For tonight’s event The other members of the four elements are BARRED FROM RINGSIDE!” Reaver, Jetser and Mouldy Cheese protest but are dragged away by a team of referees who made their way to the ring while Vince was talking! The crowd cheers. “Adios sénors!” The camera fades from The Cong Man
Scotty The Doggy is left standing in the ring looking very nervous. Dead Star by Muse hits and DW appears at the top of the ramp. DW pauses to salute the sell-out crowd who have given him a standing ovation. A grin can clearly b seen to spread across his face. He looks up at STD stood in the ring and suddenly sprints the length of the ramp. He slides under the bottom rope and quickly as that this match gets underway! Referee Timmy White calls for the opening bell as DW reigns a volley of right hands to Scotty’s head to gain the early advantage.
DW goes for the Irish whip, reversed by Scotty though who holds on and nails a brutal short-arm clothesline to DW. Scotty follows up with an elbow drop, but DW is quickly out of the way. He goes for an elbow drop of his own but this time Scotty gets out of the way. Kip-up by Scotty, but he gets caught with an arm-drag takedown by DW, who holds on and locks Scotty in a cross-arm breaker. Scotty is right next to the ropes though and grabs the bottom one, causing referee Timmy White to call for the break.
Both men get back to their feet, DW slightly quicker and he turns and runs off the ropes, Scotty dives out of the way of DW’s clothesline though and the big man goes flying clean over the top rope before hitting the floor with a sickening thud right in front of the announcers table. DW clutches his elbow. Scotty turns and points to himself, instead of the S-T-D chant though, the crowd just boos! DW uses the announcers table to pull himself up to his feet. Scotty goes up to the top rope! SCOTTY FLIES!! Flying crossbody from the top rope to the floor!!! BUT LOOK! DW caught him! FALLAWAY SLAM!!! Scotty the Doggy goes crashing backwards straight through the announcers table! Brutal!
Jim Ross, who just about managed to move his carcass out of the way as Scotty crashed at his feet screams for DW to stop as the fans cheer wildly! DW drags a limp looking Scotty back to his feet and drags him toward the burial pit! DW shoves Scotty’s head between his legs and turns to face the pit! DW locks his arms around Scotty’s waist and...Scotty stands up! DW falls backwards into the pit! Scotty quickly runs around to the other side of the pit and pulls himself onto the security barrier, MOONSAULT!!! From the security barrier into the burial pit! Both men are lying flat out in the burial pit now as Timmy White stands helpless to do anything at the side of the pit. Slowly DW and Scotty crawl out of opposite sides of the pit.
DW rolls under the bottom rope into the ring an lays looking exhausted on the canvas. Scotty goes across to the time-keepers table and grabs the ring-bell! Scotty gets back into the ring as DW uses the ropes to get himself back to his feet. Timmy White attempts to take the bell off Scotty. TOO LATE! DING! Scotty cracks the ring bell across the head of DW and goes for a pinfall. ---------------Timmy White just stands there. PINFALLS DON’T COUNT IN THIS MATCH! Scotty gets up, looking as though he is going to cry and gets right in the face of Timmy White!
DW sits up, but Scotty goes to lock on a sleeper hold, DW turns the tables with a sit-out jaw-breaker though! The impact launches Scotty backwards, but he lands on his feet! DW quickly behind him and he locks on a cobra clutch! Scotty is beginning to fade! But, Scotty find the energy to stagger towards the rope before dropping to his knees, this sends DW flying between the ropes and back to the floor!
Scotty grabs the ring bell and follows DW to the floor! As DW gets to his knees Scotty raises the bell above his head and prepares to smash it down on DW’s head! Scotty swings but DW punches the bell right back into Scotty’s face! He may have broken his hand right there! Scotty crumples into a heap as DW clutches his fist!
Both ,men are down on the outside, DW clutching his hand in absolute agony and Scotty looks out cold and isn’t moving! Hang on? Who’s this coming down the ramp? It’s a woman in a robe! Who is she? No-one seems to know! Hang on!?! There goes the robe!!! IT’S A STREAKER!!! WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO PUPPIES!!! Erm, erm, erm and THERE SHE GOES BACK UP THE RAMP! What was that all about?
Erm, yes anyway *regains composure*. DW is up, Scotty the Doggy is up, Scotty is on rubber legs and DW is bent double still favouring that fist. They turn and stagger into each other, DOG BOTTOM!!! Scotty nails his finisher out of pure instinct and with such force that DW bounces off the concrete floor and slumps into the burial pit! Scotty is crawling for the lid now! He’s got it and DW is only just beginning to stir! The lid goes on, DW gets a hand up TOO LATE! The lid is on with DW’s fingers still sticking out! SCOTTY HAS WON!!!
“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR WINNER, WHO GETS TO KEEP HIS PLACE IN SRW, SCOTTY THE DOGGY!”
Thanks for leafing through and reading the last paragraph :P
“Whoooo let the dogs out? Who who who?” Scotty The Doggy (Figo)’s music hits and plays for almost a minute before the four elements memebr emerges from beneath the Titan-Tron. He’s being accompanied down by Reaver (Ant), Mouldy Cheese and Jetster! The four elements look like they don’t want to see Scotty leave SRW! That’s got to be bad news for DW! The crowd boos.
“HEY! Reaver! Yes you and your bunch of jobbers!” THE CONG MAN IS ON THE TITAN-TRON!!! “Hey Reaver, look up here! You see the thing is, you’ve gotten the better of me in the past because you have used your power time and time again to put me in four on one situations. Well, I’m not going to sit back here and let DW get screwed out of his place in SRW. I’ve gone right above your head!” Reaver looks puzzled, what is Cong talking about? “Reaver, there is someone here who wants to talk to you!” The camera pans right and we see Vince McMahon stood next to Cong. “Tell him what I’m talking about Vince!” “For tonight’s event The other members of the four elements are BARRED FROM RINGSIDE!” Reaver, Jetser and Mouldy Cheese protest but are dragged away by a team of referees who made their way to the ring while Vince was talking! The crowd cheers. “Adios sénors!” The camera fades from The Cong Man
Scotty The Doggy is left standing in the ring looking very nervous. Dead Star by Muse hits and DW appears at the top of the ramp. DW pauses to salute the sell-out crowd who have given him a standing ovation. A grin can clearly b seen to spread across his face. He looks up at STD stood in the ring and suddenly sprints the length of the ramp. He slides under the bottom rope and quickly as that this match gets underway! Referee Timmy White calls for the opening bell as DW reigns a volley of right hands to Scotty’s head to gain the early advantage.
DW goes for the Irish whip, reversed by Scotty though who holds on and nails a brutal short-arm clothesline to DW. Scotty follows up with an elbow drop, but DW is quickly out of the way. He goes for an elbow drop of his own but this time Scotty gets out of the way. Kip-up by Scotty, but he gets caught with an arm-drag takedown by DW, who holds on and locks Scotty in a cross-arm breaker. Scotty is right next to the ropes though and grabs the bottom one, causing referee Timmy White to call for the break.
Both men get back to their feet, DW slightly quicker and he turns and runs off the ropes, Scotty dives out of the way of DW’s clothesline though and the big man goes flying clean over the top rope before hitting the floor with a sickening thud right in front of the announcers table. DW clutches his elbow. Scotty turns and points to himself, instead of the S-T-D chant though, the crowd just boos! DW uses the announcers table to pull himself up to his feet. Scotty goes up to the top rope! SCOTTY FLIES!! Flying crossbody from the top rope to the floor!!! BUT LOOK! DW caught him! FALLAWAY SLAM!!! Scotty the Doggy goes crashing backwards straight through the announcers table! Brutal!
Jim Ross, who just about managed to move his carcass out of the way as Scotty crashed at his feet screams for DW to stop as the fans cheer wildly! DW drags a limp looking Scotty back to his feet and drags him toward the burial pit! DW shoves Scotty’s head between his legs and turns to face the pit! DW locks his arms around Scotty’s waist and...Scotty stands up! DW falls backwards into the pit! Scotty quickly runs around to the other side of the pit and pulls himself onto the security barrier, MOONSAULT!!! From the security barrier into the burial pit! Both men are lying flat out in the burial pit now as Timmy White stands helpless to do anything at the side of the pit. Slowly DW and Scotty crawl out of opposite sides of the pit.
DW rolls under the bottom rope into the ring an lays looking exhausted on the canvas. Scotty goes across to the time-keepers table and grabs the ring-bell! Scotty gets back into the ring as DW uses the ropes to get himself back to his feet. Timmy White attempts to take the bell off Scotty. TOO LATE! DING! Scotty cracks the ring bell across the head of DW and goes for a pinfall. ---------------Timmy White just stands there. PINFALLS DON’T COUNT IN THIS MATCH! Scotty gets up, looking as though he is going to cry and gets right in the face of Timmy White!
DW sits up, but Scotty goes to lock on a sleeper hold, DW turns the tables with a sit-out jaw-breaker though! The impact launches Scotty backwards, but he lands on his feet! DW quickly behind him and he locks on a cobra clutch! Scotty is beginning to fade! But, Scotty find the energy to stagger towards the rope before dropping to his knees, this sends DW flying between the ropes and back to the floor!
Scotty grabs the ring bell and follows DW to the floor! As DW gets to his knees Scotty raises the bell above his head and prepares to smash it down on DW’s head! Scotty swings but DW punches the bell right back into Scotty’s face! He may have broken his hand right there! Scotty crumples into a heap as DW clutches his fist!
Both ,men are down on the outside, DW clutching his hand in absolute agony and Scotty looks out cold and isn’t moving! Hang on? Who’s this coming down the ramp? It’s a woman in a robe! Who is she? No-one seems to know! Hang on!?! There goes the robe!!! IT’S A STREAKER!!! WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO PUPPIES!!! Erm, erm, erm and THERE SHE GOES BACK UP THE RAMP! What was that all about?
Erm, yes anyway *regains composure*. DW is up, Scotty the Doggy is up, Scotty is on rubber legs and DW is bent double still favouring that fist. They turn and stagger into each other, DOG BOTTOM!!! Scotty nails his finisher out of pure instinct and with such force that DW bounces off the concrete floor and slumps into the burial pit! Scotty is crawling for the lid now! He’s got it and DW is only just beginning to stir! The lid goes on, DW gets a hand up TOO LATE! The lid is on with DW’s fingers still sticking out! SCOTTY HAS WON!!!
“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR WINNER, WHO GETS TO KEEP HIS PLACE IN SRW, SCOTTY THE DOGGY!”
Thanks for leafing through and reading the last paragraph :P