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**IMPORTANT – I recommend Ant’s method of scrolling down line by line in this match to get the most enjoyment and surprise out of it – Thanks**
Welcome ladies and gentlemen as we broadcast this live from the SRW arena!! This is RM18, this is SRW, this is Freefall!! We’ve had some hellacious match up’s, new champions, a hell of a lot of controversy and excitement as this sensational PPV nears its conclusion. Will we see the HardCAW champion Hawk (AfroJoe) ‘fall’ (!) from grace in this tremendous match up – Hawk vs. Grandprix for the SRW HardCAW title…in a hardcore match! Anything goes, and knowing these two men, it almost definitely will do! Let’s see how this match came about…
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(cut to video on the SpecialTron)
Hawk (AfroJoe) and Grandprix have had their differences from quite some time…
“Grandprix picks up Hawk again but Hawk nails the low blow and goes into the Play Area Complex with all Tubes! Hawk gets in one and is met by Jetster who has enough sliding down the tube and crawls after Hawk down the tube! Jetster grabs Hawk's leg but Hawk shakes it off and slides down a Tube…SUPERKICK FROM GRANDPRIX! Hawk just slid back into the play pit!”
This feud would take a turn for the worse at SRW Eclipse when Grandprix cost Hawk a place in the King of the Ring CAW Final, interfering in his semi-final match with Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage)…
“He goes for the pin…….1…….2…….. WHAT?!? Grandprix comes in and pushes him off! What’s he doing down here! He spins Hawk around…FINISH LINE TO HAWK!! GRANDPRIX PUTS CABBAGE MAN ON TOP OF HAWK….…1…….2……3!!!”
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As you can see, these two have been on a collision course for quite sometime. They have an aversion to beating each other up and with this match being a hardcore match anything can happen! What’s this? Howard Finkel is getting in the ring with a message in his hand! “Before this match starts, there has been a new stipulation added to this match – with the consent of both competitors, Hawk (AfroJoe), and Grandprix – this will now be a Falls Count Anywhere match!” Woah, a Falls Count Anywhere match? That could really make this hardcore match interesting…
*Hawk’s music hits*
Hawk (AfroJoe) struts to the ring to the sound of boos, cocky and confident with SRW title hooked on the shoulder. Man, he looks to be in great condition! But wait…its Grandprix already running down the ramp with a steel chair in hand…CRACK!!! WHAT A CHAIRSHOT TO THE CRANIUM!
Bejesus! He nearly took his head off! Hawk drops to the floor, cheers from the crowd ringing in his head and little stars flying in his eyes. We haven’t even had the entrances yet! What a start to this match up…Grandprix didn’t even have his music played or entrance, he just came right out and nearly decapitated Hawk with a vicious chair shot. Hawk is still on his knees, Grandprix walks towards him, raising the chair high above his head for another chair shot…BUT A LOW BLOW USING THE TITLE BELT! Hawk just used the title belt to buy himself some time and do some serious damage to Grandprix!
What an explosive start we’ve had to this white-hot feud! Hawk (AfroJoe) and Grandprix are both still reeling from the action, hell, they haven’t even been in the ring yet! They get to their feet. Punches by each man, but Hawk gets the upper ramp…suplex onto the cold, hard, steel ramp! Hawk disappears as he goes back behind the curtain…what’s he doing? He’s bringing out a garbage can! He walks over to Grandprix…SMACK! Hawk just hit a prone Grandprix with the garbage can! The garbage can gets a massive dent (as does Grandprix’s skull as a matter of fact) as Hawk (AfroJoe) levels him with the garbage can.
Grandprix lies prone, laying sprawled on the ramp. Hawk drops off the ramp and walks off the stage…what in the? Hawk is assembling some wooden tables off stage, not one but two (!!) on top of each other! What crazed scheme does the HardCAW champion have next? He seems to be mouthing something to Grandprix…something about getting him outta the way for good? Grandprix gets to his feet groggily. Massive right hand by Hawk! Grandprix is being taken apart here! Hawk (AfroJoe) grabs Grandprix by the head and drags him over to the edge of the stage and over the two tables…oh God no…the HardCAW title isn’t worth this……HAWK SCREWDRIVER OF THE STAGE THROUGH TWO TABLES!!!!! THROUGH TWO TABLES!!! I DON’T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW!! GRANDPRIX MUST BE BROKEN IN HALF!!
Grandprix’s body was just demolished by that hellacious Hawk Screwdriver, leaving him in a crumpled heap on the concrete! Well folks, I do believed we have just witnessed the most damnedest sight in the illustrious history of the SRW CAW division…Hawk just hit the Hawk screwdriver on Grandprix, as he went off the stage through two…yes two tables to the concrete below! The crowd are chanting “Holy Sh*t, Holy Sh*t ”, as the horde of medics and referees come on to attend to Grandprix! As Grandprix is wheeled away, Hawk (AfroJoe) is celebrating...Hawk doesn’t attempt the pinfall - it looks like a TKO, and he looks as smug as - he has retained the HardCAW title at Freefall!
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Note from RM18: I apologise for the short duration of the match, but the injuries sustained by both competitors made it impossible to continue. Hope you enjoyed the match! I’ll see you next time on SRW, where we’ll have some more great match-ups!
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WHAT THE?!?!?!
GRANDPRIX IS GETTING OF THE STRETCHER!!!
He is refusing to give up, and the crowd absolutely erupts!!! Grandprix just took a massive bump through two tables of the stage but is refusing to submit in this match up…Hawk (AfroJoe) looks to be in a state of shock as Grandprix walks towards him, clothesline by Grandprix! He starts stomping on Hawk, taking it to him, the crowd going absolutely mad! Grandprix slams him into the barrier on the outside, then picks up a bit of hoarding and starts attacking Hawk with it!
Grandprix picks up Hawk and drags him into the ring, DING DING DING! The match has officially started! Hawk pulls him into an Irish whip but…DOUBLE CROSS BODY! They both went for the cross body manoeuvre and ended up knocking the sails out of each other! Both men are down but the crowd is urging both men to get back up.
While they try and recuperate lets just summarise what happened earlier - Grandprix came out as Hawk (AfroJoe) was running down the ramp and attacked him with that steel chair, only to have Hawk turn the tables on him. Grandprix then took one of the sickest bumps in SRW history by being Hawk Screwdriven off the stage through tables, only to get back up in a sign of guts and testicular fortitude that was worthy of a champion!
Both men are slowly getting to their feet, the crowd urging them to continue. Grandprix runs at Hawk and connects with a stiff right hand! And again! And a…no Hawk blocks it…punch to the face by Hawk! Irish whip into the turnbuckle…Hawk charges at him! OOFF! Hawk just knocked the sails out of him. Grandprix stumbles around…clothesline over the top rope by Hawk, taking both men outside!
As Grandprix is flat out Hawk (AfroJoe) taunts him, much to the derision of this sell-out crowd! He turns his back on Grandprix – potential mistake – as Grandprix gets him, spins him round and Irish whips him into these steel steps! Grandprix picks up a winded Hawk…what the hell? Oh…GRANDPRIX JUST PILEDRIVED HAWK ON TO THE TOP OF THE STEEL STEPS!! WHAT AN IMPACT! In a move reminiscent of Shawn Michaels/Undertaker HiaC, Grandprix just piledrived the heavier Hawk onto those steel steps!
Hawk is devastated on the floor…but Grandprix’s not finished! He climbs to the top turnbuckle, and hits an elbow drop - elbow drop from the top turnbuckle! He hooks the leg; we gotta have a new champion!
1……………….
2……………….
NO! HAWK GETS THE SHOULDER UP! UNBELIEVABLE!
Hawk (AfroJoe) is moving, Grandprix looks incredulous! Grandprix looks to hit the catapult – he holds Hawk’s legs, leans back, but he can’t propel the 230-pound frame of Hawk! Instead…its slowly….moves the other way…and Hawk ends up catapulting Grandprix to the edge of the Spanish announcer’s table! CRACK! Ooohh, that was the sound of his head hitting the edge of the table! Both men are lying on the floor as the crowd roar in admiration at what they are seeing!
Dazed and confused, both men slowly stumble to their feet. Grandprix rises first and makes a beeline for the ringbell. He picks it up and clocks Hawk (AfroJoe) – ‘DING DING!’ goes the ringbell as it opens up Hawk. Blood trickles down his face as he tries to mount a comeback, but Grandprix responds by a kick to the gut, which pushes him into the barrier. Grandprix takes a few steps back, charges at Hawk, but he hits a back body drop, elevating Grandprix high over his head, and Grandprix connects with concrete right in the fans area!!
Hawk jumps over the barrier straight into a leg drop across the bruised neck of Grandprix. It’s another pin attempt…
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2………………..
KICK OUT BY GRANDPRIX! THIS TIME IT’S HAWK’S TURN TO BE INCREDULOUS!
Hawk (AfroJoe) doesn’t look finished though, not by a long shot! He picks up Grandprix and throws him over the barrier, blood staining both their bodies. Hawk pushes him on the announcer’s table, gets on himself, not again…HAWK SCRE….NO! GRANDPRIX REVERSES…..SUPLEX ONTO THE OPPOSITE TABLE! The table shatters under the impact of both men!!! Hawk tried to hit another Hawk Screwdriver, but Grandprix reversed it and suplexed him onto the table behind – amazing stuff!
Both men are once more prone on the floor. WAIT A SECOND? WHAT’S JETSTER DOING HERE?????? JETSTER MAY BE MAKING A PIN ON HAWK…HE IS!!!!
1………………. (What a cheap way to win…)
2………………. (This could be the crowning of a new champ…)
BROKEN UP BY GRANDPRIX!!!!!
Grandprix’s arguing with him, asking what the hell he’s doing out here! Jetster goes to shake his hand in an attempt at conciliation, but he hits the TO GRANDPRIX! Jetster points at him, and turns to leave…STRAIGHT INTO A CHAIRSHOT FROM HAWK! Hawk drops the chair and goes to pin Grandprix…this could be it!!!
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2………………
KICK OUT AGAIN! I DON’T BELIEVE THIS!
I don’t believe what we are witnessing here people! These two competitors have given their bodies in this match! Grandprix rises and tries to mount an offensive. Both men exchange punches as they work their way around the ring and up the ramp, but there’s not a lot of fight left in them! They fight to the spot where Grandprix was earlier Screwdrivered through two tables off the stage…they’re perilously close to the edge again as the crowd roar in anticipation …Hawk looks to push Grandprix off the edge…blocked…OH MY GOD…FINISH LINE OFF THE STAGE!!!!! FINISH LINE OFF THE STAGE!!!
THIS TIME THERE ARE NO TABLES TO BREAK THE FALL, AS HAWK’S (AfroJoe) BODY SLAMMED INTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR! The ‘Holy Sh*t’ chant goes up again as a dazed Grandprix drops off the stage to an unconscious Hawk and drapes his arm over him…
1………………..
2………………..
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!!
Both men are beaten and bloodied as a result of this epic match, but only one has emerged victorious – despite interference from Jetster, GRANDPRIX IS THE NEW SRW HARDCAW CHAMPION!!!!
*Fades out*
N.B. Thanks for reading – hope you enjoyed it!
Welcome ladies and gentlemen as we broadcast this live from the SRW arena!! This is RM18, this is SRW, this is Freefall!! We’ve had some hellacious match up’s, new champions, a hell of a lot of controversy and excitement as this sensational PPV nears its conclusion. Will we see the HardCAW champion Hawk (AfroJoe) ‘fall’ (!) from grace in this tremendous match up – Hawk vs. Grandprix for the SRW HardCAW title…in a hardcore match! Anything goes, and knowing these two men, it almost definitely will do! Let’s see how this match came about…
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(cut to video on the SpecialTron)
Hawk (AfroJoe) and Grandprix have had their differences from quite some time…
“Grandprix picks up Hawk again but Hawk nails the low blow and goes into the Play Area Complex with all Tubes! Hawk gets in one and is met by Jetster who has enough sliding down the tube and crawls after Hawk down the tube! Jetster grabs Hawk's leg but Hawk shakes it off and slides down a Tube…SUPERKICK FROM GRANDPRIX! Hawk just slid back into the play pit!”
This feud would take a turn for the worse at SRW Eclipse when Grandprix cost Hawk a place in the King of the Ring CAW Final, interfering in his semi-final match with Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage)…
“He goes for the pin…….1…….2…….. WHAT?!? Grandprix comes in and pushes him off! What’s he doing down here! He spins Hawk around…FINISH LINE TO HAWK!! GRANDPRIX PUTS CABBAGE MAN ON TOP OF HAWK….…1…….2……3!!!”
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As you can see, these two have been on a collision course for quite sometime. They have an aversion to beating each other up and with this match being a hardcore match anything can happen! What’s this? Howard Finkel is getting in the ring with a message in his hand! “Before this match starts, there has been a new stipulation added to this match – with the consent of both competitors, Hawk (AfroJoe), and Grandprix – this will now be a Falls Count Anywhere match!” Woah, a Falls Count Anywhere match? That could really make this hardcore match interesting…
*Hawk’s music hits*
Hawk (AfroJoe) struts to the ring to the sound of boos, cocky and confident with SRW title hooked on the shoulder. Man, he looks to be in great condition! But wait…its Grandprix already running down the ramp with a steel chair in hand…CRACK!!! WHAT A CHAIRSHOT TO THE CRANIUM!
Bejesus! He nearly took his head off! Hawk drops to the floor, cheers from the crowd ringing in his head and little stars flying in his eyes. We haven’t even had the entrances yet! What a start to this match up…Grandprix didn’t even have his music played or entrance, he just came right out and nearly decapitated Hawk with a vicious chair shot. Hawk is still on his knees, Grandprix walks towards him, raising the chair high above his head for another chair shot…BUT A LOW BLOW USING THE TITLE BELT! Hawk just used the title belt to buy himself some time and do some serious damage to Grandprix!
What an explosive start we’ve had to this white-hot feud! Hawk (AfroJoe) and Grandprix are both still reeling from the action, hell, they haven’t even been in the ring yet! They get to their feet. Punches by each man, but Hawk gets the upper ramp…suplex onto the cold, hard, steel ramp! Hawk disappears as he goes back behind the curtain…what’s he doing? He’s bringing out a garbage can! He walks over to Grandprix…SMACK! Hawk just hit a prone Grandprix with the garbage can! The garbage can gets a massive dent (as does Grandprix’s skull as a matter of fact) as Hawk (AfroJoe) levels him with the garbage can.
Grandprix lies prone, laying sprawled on the ramp. Hawk drops off the ramp and walks off the stage…what in the? Hawk is assembling some wooden tables off stage, not one but two (!!) on top of each other! What crazed scheme does the HardCAW champion have next? He seems to be mouthing something to Grandprix…something about getting him outta the way for good? Grandprix gets to his feet groggily. Massive right hand by Hawk! Grandprix is being taken apart here! Hawk (AfroJoe) grabs Grandprix by the head and drags him over to the edge of the stage and over the two tables…oh God no…the HardCAW title isn’t worth this……HAWK SCREWDRIVER OF THE STAGE THROUGH TWO TABLES!!!!! THROUGH TWO TABLES!!! I DON’T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW!! GRANDPRIX MUST BE BROKEN IN HALF!!
Grandprix’s body was just demolished by that hellacious Hawk Screwdriver, leaving him in a crumpled heap on the concrete! Well folks, I do believed we have just witnessed the most damnedest sight in the illustrious history of the SRW CAW division…Hawk just hit the Hawk screwdriver on Grandprix, as he went off the stage through two…yes two tables to the concrete below! The crowd are chanting “Holy Sh*t, Holy Sh*t ”, as the horde of medics and referees come on to attend to Grandprix! As Grandprix is wheeled away, Hawk (AfroJoe) is celebrating...Hawk doesn’t attempt the pinfall - it looks like a TKO, and he looks as smug as - he has retained the HardCAW title at Freefall!
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Note from RM18: I apologise for the short duration of the match, but the injuries sustained by both competitors made it impossible to continue. Hope you enjoyed the match! I’ll see you next time on SRW, where we’ll have some more great match-ups!
* * * * * * * * * * * *
WHAT THE?!?!?!
GRANDPRIX IS GETTING OF THE STRETCHER!!!
He is refusing to give up, and the crowd absolutely erupts!!! Grandprix just took a massive bump through two tables of the stage but is refusing to submit in this match up…Hawk (AfroJoe) looks to be in a state of shock as Grandprix walks towards him, clothesline by Grandprix! He starts stomping on Hawk, taking it to him, the crowd going absolutely mad! Grandprix slams him into the barrier on the outside, then picks up a bit of hoarding and starts attacking Hawk with it!
Grandprix picks up Hawk and drags him into the ring, DING DING DING! The match has officially started! Hawk pulls him into an Irish whip but…DOUBLE CROSS BODY! They both went for the cross body manoeuvre and ended up knocking the sails out of each other! Both men are down but the crowd is urging both men to get back up.
While they try and recuperate lets just summarise what happened earlier - Grandprix came out as Hawk (AfroJoe) was running down the ramp and attacked him with that steel chair, only to have Hawk turn the tables on him. Grandprix then took one of the sickest bumps in SRW history by being Hawk Screwdriven off the stage through tables, only to get back up in a sign of guts and testicular fortitude that was worthy of a champion!
Both men are slowly getting to their feet, the crowd urging them to continue. Grandprix runs at Hawk and connects with a stiff right hand! And again! And a…no Hawk blocks it…punch to the face by Hawk! Irish whip into the turnbuckle…Hawk charges at him! OOFF! Hawk just knocked the sails out of him. Grandprix stumbles around…clothesline over the top rope by Hawk, taking both men outside!
As Grandprix is flat out Hawk (AfroJoe) taunts him, much to the derision of this sell-out crowd! He turns his back on Grandprix – potential mistake – as Grandprix gets him, spins him round and Irish whips him into these steel steps! Grandprix picks up a winded Hawk…what the hell? Oh…GRANDPRIX JUST PILEDRIVED HAWK ON TO THE TOP OF THE STEEL STEPS!! WHAT AN IMPACT! In a move reminiscent of Shawn Michaels/Undertaker HiaC, Grandprix just piledrived the heavier Hawk onto those steel steps!
Hawk is devastated on the floor…but Grandprix’s not finished! He climbs to the top turnbuckle, and hits an elbow drop - elbow drop from the top turnbuckle! He hooks the leg; we gotta have a new champion!
1……………….
2……………….
NO! HAWK GETS THE SHOULDER UP! UNBELIEVABLE!
Hawk (AfroJoe) is moving, Grandprix looks incredulous! Grandprix looks to hit the catapult – he holds Hawk’s legs, leans back, but he can’t propel the 230-pound frame of Hawk! Instead…its slowly….moves the other way…and Hawk ends up catapulting Grandprix to the edge of the Spanish announcer’s table! CRACK! Ooohh, that was the sound of his head hitting the edge of the table! Both men are lying on the floor as the crowd roar in admiration at what they are seeing!
Dazed and confused, both men slowly stumble to their feet. Grandprix rises first and makes a beeline for the ringbell. He picks it up and clocks Hawk (AfroJoe) – ‘DING DING!’ goes the ringbell as it opens up Hawk. Blood trickles down his face as he tries to mount a comeback, but Grandprix responds by a kick to the gut, which pushes him into the barrier. Grandprix takes a few steps back, charges at Hawk, but he hits a back body drop, elevating Grandprix high over his head, and Grandprix connects with concrete right in the fans area!!
Hawk jumps over the barrier straight into a leg drop across the bruised neck of Grandprix. It’s another pin attempt…
1………………..
2………………..
KICK OUT BY GRANDPRIX! THIS TIME IT’S HAWK’S TURN TO BE INCREDULOUS!
Hawk (AfroJoe) doesn’t look finished though, not by a long shot! He picks up Grandprix and throws him over the barrier, blood staining both their bodies. Hawk pushes him on the announcer’s table, gets on himself, not again…HAWK SCRE….NO! GRANDPRIX REVERSES…..SUPLEX ONTO THE OPPOSITE TABLE! The table shatters under the impact of both men!!! Hawk tried to hit another Hawk Screwdriver, but Grandprix reversed it and suplexed him onto the table behind – amazing stuff!
Both men are once more prone on the floor. WAIT A SECOND? WHAT’S JETSTER DOING HERE?????? JETSTER MAY BE MAKING A PIN ON HAWK…HE IS!!!!
1………………. (What a cheap way to win…)
2………………. (This could be the crowning of a new champ…)
BROKEN UP BY GRANDPRIX!!!!!
Grandprix’s arguing with him, asking what the hell he’s doing out here! Jetster goes to shake his hand in an attempt at conciliation, but he hits the TO GRANDPRIX! Jetster points at him, and turns to leave…STRAIGHT INTO A CHAIRSHOT FROM HAWK! Hawk drops the chair and goes to pin Grandprix…this could be it!!!
1………………
2………………
KICK OUT AGAIN! I DON’T BELIEVE THIS!
I don’t believe what we are witnessing here people! These two competitors have given their bodies in this match! Grandprix rises and tries to mount an offensive. Both men exchange punches as they work their way around the ring and up the ramp, but there’s not a lot of fight left in them! They fight to the spot where Grandprix was earlier Screwdrivered through two tables off the stage…they’re perilously close to the edge again as the crowd roar in anticipation …Hawk looks to push Grandprix off the edge…blocked…OH MY GOD…FINISH LINE OFF THE STAGE!!!!! FINISH LINE OFF THE STAGE!!!
THIS TIME THERE ARE NO TABLES TO BREAK THE FALL, AS HAWK’S (AfroJoe) BODY SLAMMED INTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR! The ‘Holy Sh*t’ chant goes up again as a dazed Grandprix drops off the stage to an unconscious Hawk and drapes his arm over him…
1………………..
2………………..
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!!
Both men are beaten and bloodied as a result of this epic match, but only one has emerged victorious – despite interference from Jetster, GRANDPRIX IS THE NEW SRW HARDCAW CHAMPION!!!!
*Fades out*
N.B. Thanks for reading – hope you enjoyed it!
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**IMPORTANT – I recommend Ant’s method of scrolling down line by line in this match to get the most enjoyment and surprise out of it – Thanks**
Welcome ladies and gentlemen as we broadcast this live from the SRW arena!! This is RM18, this is SRW, this is Freefall!! We’ve had some hellacious match up’s, new champions, a hell of a lot of controversy and excitement as this sensational PPV nears its conclusion. Will we see the HardCAW champion Hawk (AfroJoe) ‘fall’ (!) from grace in this tremendous match up – Hawk vs. Grandprix for the SRW HardCAW title…in a hardcore match! Anything goes, and knowing these two men, it almost definitely will do! Let’s see how this match came about…
-------------------
(cut to video on the SpecialTron)
Hawk (AfroJoe) and Grandprix have had their differences from quite some time…
“Grandprix picks up Hawk again but Hawk nails the low blow and goes into the Play Area Complex with all Tubes! Hawk gets in one and is met by Jetster who has enough sliding down the tube and crawls after Hawk down the tube! Jetster grabs Hawk's leg but Hawk shakes it off and slides down a Tube…SUPERKICK FROM GRANDPRIX! Hawk just slid back into the play pit!”
This feud would take a turn for the worse at SRW Eclipse when Grandprix cost Hawk a place in the King of the Ring CAW Final, interfering in his semi-final match with Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage)…
“He goes for the pin…….1…….2…….. WHAT?!? Grandprix comes in and pushes him off! What’s he doing down here! He spins Hawk around…FINISH LINE TO HAWK!! GRANDPRIX PUTS CABBAGE MAN ON TOP OF HAWK….…1…….2……3!!!”
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As you can see, these two have been on a collision course for quite sometime. They have an aversion to beating each other up and with this match being a hardcore match anything can happen! What’s this? Howard Finkel is getting in the ring with a message in his hand! “Before this match starts, there has been a new stipulation added to this match – with the consent of both competitors, Hawk (AfroJoe), and Grandprix – this will now be a Falls Count Anywhere match!” Woah, a Falls Count Anywhere match? That could really make this hardcore match interesting…
*Hawk’s music hits*
Hawk (AfroJoe) struts to the ring to the sound of boos, cocky and confident with SRW title hooked on the shoulder. Man, he looks to be in great condition! But wait…its Grandprix already running down the ramp with a steel chair in hand…CRACK!!! WHAT A CHAIRSHOT TO THE CRANIUM!
Bejesus! He nearly took his head off! Hawk drops to the floor, cheers from the crowd ringing in his head and little stars flying in his eyes. We haven’t even had the entrances yet! What a start to this match up…Grandprix didn’t even have his music played or entrance, he just came right out and nearly decapitated Hawk with a vicious chair shot. Hawk is still on his knees, Grandprix walks towards him, raising the chair high above his head for another chair shot…BUT A LOW BLOW USING THE TITLE BELT! Hawk just used the title belt to buy himself some time and do some serious damage to Grandprix!
What an explosive start we’ve had to this white-hot feud! Hawk (AfroJoe) and Grandprix are both still reeling from the action, hell, they haven’t even been in the ring yet! They get to their feet. Punches by each man, but Hawk gets the upper ramp…suplex onto the cold, hard, steel ramp! Hawk disappears as he goes back behind the curtain…what’s he doing? He’s bringing out a garbage can! He walks over to Grandprix…SMACK! Hawk just hit a prone Grandprix with the garbage can! The garbage can gets a massive dent (as does Grandprix’s skull as a matter of fact) as Hawk (AfroJoe) levels him with the garbage can.
Grandprix lies prone, laying sprawled on the ramp. Hawk drops off the ramp and walks off the stage…what in the? Hawk is assembling some wooden tables off stage, not one but two (!!) on top of each other! What crazed scheme does the HardCAW champion have next? He seems to be mouthing something to Grandprix…something about getting him outta the way for good? Grandprix gets to his feet groggily. Massive right hand by Hawk! Grandprix is being taken apart here! Hawk (AfroJoe) grabs Grandprix by the head and drags him over to the edge of the stage and over the two tables…oh God no…the HardCAW title isn’t worth this……HAWK SCREWDRIVER OF THE STAGE THROUGH TWO TABLES!!!!! THROUGH TWO TABLES!!! I DON’T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW!! GRANDPRIX MUST BE BROKEN IN HALF!!
Grandprix’s body was just demolished by that hellacious Hawk Screwdriver, leaving him in a crumpled heap on the concrete! Well folks, I do believed we have just witnessed the most damnedest sight in the illustrious history of the SRW CAW division…Hawk just hit the Hawk screwdriver on Grandprix, as he went off the stage through two…yes two tables to the concrete below! The crowd are chanting “Holy Sh*t, Holy Sh*t ”, as the horde of medics and referees come on to attend to Grandprix! As Grandprix is wheeled away, Hawk (AfroJoe) is celebrating...Hawk doesn’t attempt the pinfall - it looks like a TKO, and he looks as smug as - he has retained the HardCAW title at Freefall!
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Note from RM18: I apologise for the short duration of the match, but the injuries sustained by both competitors made it impossible to continue. Hope you enjoyed the match! I’ll see you next time on SRW, where we’ll have some more great match-ups!
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WHAT THE?!?!?!
GRANDPRIX IS GETTING OF THE STRETCHER!!!
He is refusing to give up, and the crowd absolutely erupts!!! Grandprix just took a massive bump through two tables of the stage but is refusing to submit in this match up…Hawk (AfroJoe) looks to be in a state of shock as Grandprix walks towards him, clothesline by Grandprix! He starts stomping on Hawk, taking it to him, the crowd going absolutely mad! Grandprix slams him into the barrier on the outside, then picks up a bit of hoarding and starts attacking Hawk with it!
Grandprix picks up Hawk and drags him into the ring, DING DING DING! The match has officially started! Hawk pulls him into an Irish whip but…DOUBLE CROSS BODY! They both went for the cross body manoeuvre and ended up knocking the sails out of each other! Both men are down but the crowd is urging both men to get back up.
While they try and recuperate lets just summarise what happened earlier - Grandprix came out as Hawk (AfroJoe) was running down the ramp and attacked him with that steel chair, only to have Hawk turn the tables on him. Grandprix then took one of the sickest bumps in SRW history by being Hawk Screwdriven off the stage through tables, only to get back up in a sign of guts and testicular fortitude that was worthy of a champion!
Both men are slowly getting to their feet, the crowd urging them to continue. Grandprix runs at Hawk and connects with a stiff right hand! And again! And a…no Hawk blocks it…punch to the face by Hawk! Irish whip into the turnbuckle…Hawk charges at him! OOFF! Hawk just knocked the sails out of him. Grandprix stumbles around…clothesline over the top rope by Hawk, taking both men outside!
As Grandprix is flat out Hawk (AfroJoe) taunts him, much to the derision of this sell-out crowd! He turns his back on Grandprix – potential mistake – as Grandprix gets him, spins him round and Irish whips him into these steel steps! Grandprix picks up a winded Hawk…what the hell? Oh…GRANDPRIX JUST PILEDRIVED HAWK ON TO THE TOP OF THE STEEL STEPS!! WHAT AN IMPACT! In a move reminiscent of Shawn Michaels/Undertaker HiaC, Grandprix just piledrived the heavier Hawk onto those steel steps!
Hawk is devastated on the floor…but Grandprix’s not finished! He climbs to the top turnbuckle, and hits an elbow drop - elbow drop from the top turnbuckle! He hooks the leg; we gotta have a new champion!
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NO! HAWK GETS THE SHOULDER UP! UNBELIEVABLE!
Hawk (AfroJoe) is moving, Grandprix looks incredulous! Grandprix looks to hit the catapult – he holds Hawk’s legs, leans back, but he can’t propel the 230-pound frame of Hawk! Instead…its slowly….moves the other way…and Hawk ends up catapulting Grandprix to the edge of the Spanish announcer’s table! CRACK! Ooohh, that was the sound of his head hitting the edge of the table! Both men are lying on the floor as the crowd roar in admiration at what they are seeing!
Dazed and confused, both men slowly stumble to their feet. Grandprix rises first and makes a beeline for the ringbell. He picks it up and clocks Hawk (AfroJoe) – ‘DING DING!’ goes the ringbell as it opens up Hawk. Blood trickles down his face as he tries to mount a comeback, but Grandprix responds by a kick to the gut, which pushes him into the barrier. Grandprix takes a few steps back, charges at Hawk, but he hits a back body drop, elevating Grandprix high over his head, and Grandprix connects with concrete right in the fans area!!
Hawk jumps over the barrier straight into a leg drop across the bruised neck of Grandprix. It’s another pin attempt…
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KICK OUT BY GRANDPRIX! THIS TIME IT’S HAWK’S TURN TO BE INCREDULOUS!
Hawk (AfroJoe) doesn’t look finished though, not by a long shot! He picks up Grandprix and throws him over the barrier, blood staining both their bodies. Hawk pushes him on the announcer’s table, gets on himself, not again…HAWK SCRE….NO! GRANDPRIX REVERSES…..SUPLEX ONTO THE OPPOSITE TABLE! The table shatters under the impact of both men!!! Hawk tried to hit another Hawk Screwdriver, but Grandprix reversed it and suplexed him onto the table behind – amazing stuff!
Both men are once more prone on the floor. WAIT A SECOND? WHAT’S JETSTER DOING HERE?????? JETSTER MAY BE MAKING A PIN ON HAWK…HE IS!!!!
1………………. (What a cheap way to win…)
2………………. (This could be the crowning of a new champ…)
BROKEN UP BY GRANDPRIX!!!!!
Grandprix’s arguing with him, asking what the hell he’s doing out here! Jetster goes to shake his hand in an attempt at conciliation, but he hits the TO GRANDPRIX! Jetster points at him, and turns to leave…STRAIGHT INTO A CHAIRSHOT FROM HAWK! Hawk drops the chair and goes to pin Grandprix…this could be it!!!
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KICK OUT AGAIN! I DON’T BELIEVE THIS!
I don’t believe what we are witnessing here people! These two competitors have given their bodies in this match! Grandprix rises and tries to mount an offensive. Both men exchange punches as they work their way around the ring and up the ramp, but there’s not a lot of fight left in them! They fight to the spot where Grandprix was earlier Screwdrivered through two tables off the stage…they’re perilously close to the edge again as the crowd roar in anticipation …Hawk looks to push Grandprix off the edge…blocked…OH MY GOD…FINISH LINE OFF THE STAGE!!!!! FINISH LINE OFF THE STAGE!!!
THIS TIME THERE ARE NO TABLES TO BREAK THE FALL, AS HAWK’S (AfroJoe) BODY SLAMMED INTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR! The ‘Holy Sh*t’ chant goes up again as a dazed Grandprix drops off the stage to an unconscious Hawk and drapes his arm over him…
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2………………..
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!!
Both men are beaten and bloodied as a result of this epic match, but only one has emerged victorious – despite interference from Jetster, GRANDPRIX IS THE NEW SRW HARDCAW CHAMPION!!!!
*Fades out*
N.B. Thanks for reading – hope you enjoyed it!
Welcome ladies and gentlemen as we broadcast this live from the SRW arena!! This is RM18, this is SRW, this is Freefall!! We’ve had some hellacious match up’s, new champions, a hell of a lot of controversy and excitement as this sensational PPV nears its conclusion. Will we see the HardCAW champion Hawk (AfroJoe) ‘fall’ (!) from grace in this tremendous match up – Hawk vs. Grandprix for the SRW HardCAW title…in a hardcore match! Anything goes, and knowing these two men, it almost definitely will do! Let’s see how this match came about…
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(cut to video on the SpecialTron)
Hawk (AfroJoe) and Grandprix have had their differences from quite some time…
“Grandprix picks up Hawk again but Hawk nails the low blow and goes into the Play Area Complex with all Tubes! Hawk gets in one and is met by Jetster who has enough sliding down the tube and crawls after Hawk down the tube! Jetster grabs Hawk's leg but Hawk shakes it off and slides down a Tube…SUPERKICK FROM GRANDPRIX! Hawk just slid back into the play pit!”
This feud would take a turn for the worse at SRW Eclipse when Grandprix cost Hawk a place in the King of the Ring CAW Final, interfering in his semi-final match with Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage)…
“He goes for the pin…….1…….2…….. WHAT?!? Grandprix comes in and pushes him off! What’s he doing down here! He spins Hawk around…FINISH LINE TO HAWK!! GRANDPRIX PUTS CABBAGE MAN ON TOP OF HAWK….…1…….2……3!!!”
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As you can see, these two have been on a collision course for quite sometime. They have an aversion to beating each other up and with this match being a hardcore match anything can happen! What’s this? Howard Finkel is getting in the ring with a message in his hand! “Before this match starts, there has been a new stipulation added to this match – with the consent of both competitors, Hawk (AfroJoe), and Grandprix – this will now be a Falls Count Anywhere match!” Woah, a Falls Count Anywhere match? That could really make this hardcore match interesting…
*Hawk’s music hits*
Hawk (AfroJoe) struts to the ring to the sound of boos, cocky and confident with SRW title hooked on the shoulder. Man, he looks to be in great condition! But wait…its Grandprix already running down the ramp with a steel chair in hand…CRACK!!! WHAT A CHAIRSHOT TO THE CRANIUM!
Bejesus! He nearly took his head off! Hawk drops to the floor, cheers from the crowd ringing in his head and little stars flying in his eyes. We haven’t even had the entrances yet! What a start to this match up…Grandprix didn’t even have his music played or entrance, he just came right out and nearly decapitated Hawk with a vicious chair shot. Hawk is still on his knees, Grandprix walks towards him, raising the chair high above his head for another chair shot…BUT A LOW BLOW USING THE TITLE BELT! Hawk just used the title belt to buy himself some time and do some serious damage to Grandprix!
What an explosive start we’ve had to this white-hot feud! Hawk (AfroJoe) and Grandprix are both still reeling from the action, hell, they haven’t even been in the ring yet! They get to their feet. Punches by each man, but Hawk gets the upper ramp…suplex onto the cold, hard, steel ramp! Hawk disappears as he goes back behind the curtain…what’s he doing? He’s bringing out a garbage can! He walks over to Grandprix…SMACK! Hawk just hit a prone Grandprix with the garbage can! The garbage can gets a massive dent (as does Grandprix’s skull as a matter of fact) as Hawk (AfroJoe) levels him with the garbage can.
Grandprix lies prone, laying sprawled on the ramp. Hawk drops off the ramp and walks off the stage…what in the? Hawk is assembling some wooden tables off stage, not one but two (!!) on top of each other! What crazed scheme does the HardCAW champion have next? He seems to be mouthing something to Grandprix…something about getting him outta the way for good? Grandprix gets to his feet groggily. Massive right hand by Hawk! Grandprix is being taken apart here! Hawk (AfroJoe) grabs Grandprix by the head and drags him over to the edge of the stage and over the two tables…oh God no…the HardCAW title isn’t worth this……HAWK SCREWDRIVER OF THE STAGE THROUGH TWO TABLES!!!!! THROUGH TWO TABLES!!! I DON’T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW!! GRANDPRIX MUST BE BROKEN IN HALF!!
Grandprix’s body was just demolished by that hellacious Hawk Screwdriver, leaving him in a crumpled heap on the concrete! Well folks, I do believed we have just witnessed the most damnedest sight in the illustrious history of the SRW CAW division…Hawk just hit the Hawk screwdriver on Grandprix, as he went off the stage through two…yes two tables to the concrete below! The crowd are chanting “Holy Sh*t, Holy Sh*t ”, as the horde of medics and referees come on to attend to Grandprix! As Grandprix is wheeled away, Hawk (AfroJoe) is celebrating...Hawk doesn’t attempt the pinfall - it looks like a TKO, and he looks as smug as - he has retained the HardCAW title at Freefall!
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Note from RM18: I apologise for the short duration of the match, but the injuries sustained by both competitors made it impossible to continue. Hope you enjoyed the match! I’ll see you next time on SRW, where we’ll have some more great match-ups!
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WHAT THE?!?!?!
GRANDPRIX IS GETTING OF THE STRETCHER!!!
He is refusing to give up, and the crowd absolutely erupts!!! Grandprix just took a massive bump through two tables of the stage but is refusing to submit in this match up…Hawk (AfroJoe) looks to be in a state of shock as Grandprix walks towards him, clothesline by Grandprix! He starts stomping on Hawk, taking it to him, the crowd going absolutely mad! Grandprix slams him into the barrier on the outside, then picks up a bit of hoarding and starts attacking Hawk with it!
Grandprix picks up Hawk and drags him into the ring, DING DING DING! The match has officially started! Hawk pulls him into an Irish whip but…DOUBLE CROSS BODY! They both went for the cross body manoeuvre and ended up knocking the sails out of each other! Both men are down but the crowd is urging both men to get back up.
While they try and recuperate lets just summarise what happened earlier - Grandprix came out as Hawk (AfroJoe) was running down the ramp and attacked him with that steel chair, only to have Hawk turn the tables on him. Grandprix then took one of the sickest bumps in SRW history by being Hawk Screwdriven off the stage through tables, only to get back up in a sign of guts and testicular fortitude that was worthy of a champion!
Both men are slowly getting to their feet, the crowd urging them to continue. Grandprix runs at Hawk and connects with a stiff right hand! And again! And a…no Hawk blocks it…punch to the face by Hawk! Irish whip into the turnbuckle…Hawk charges at him! OOFF! Hawk just knocked the sails out of him. Grandprix stumbles around…clothesline over the top rope by Hawk, taking both men outside!
As Grandprix is flat out Hawk (AfroJoe) taunts him, much to the derision of this sell-out crowd! He turns his back on Grandprix – potential mistake – as Grandprix gets him, spins him round and Irish whips him into these steel steps! Grandprix picks up a winded Hawk…what the hell? Oh…GRANDPRIX JUST PILEDRIVED HAWK ON TO THE TOP OF THE STEEL STEPS!! WHAT AN IMPACT! In a move reminiscent of Shawn Michaels/Undertaker HiaC, Grandprix just piledrived the heavier Hawk onto those steel steps!
Hawk is devastated on the floor…but Grandprix’s not finished! He climbs to the top turnbuckle, and hits an elbow drop - elbow drop from the top turnbuckle! He hooks the leg; we gotta have a new champion!
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2……………….
NO! HAWK GETS THE SHOULDER UP! UNBELIEVABLE!
Hawk (AfroJoe) is moving, Grandprix looks incredulous! Grandprix looks to hit the catapult – he holds Hawk’s legs, leans back, but he can’t propel the 230-pound frame of Hawk! Instead…its slowly….moves the other way…and Hawk ends up catapulting Grandprix to the edge of the Spanish announcer’s table! CRACK! Ooohh, that was the sound of his head hitting the edge of the table! Both men are lying on the floor as the crowd roar in admiration at what they are seeing!
Dazed and confused, both men slowly stumble to their feet. Grandprix rises first and makes a beeline for the ringbell. He picks it up and clocks Hawk (AfroJoe) – ‘DING DING!’ goes the ringbell as it opens up Hawk. Blood trickles down his face as he tries to mount a comeback, but Grandprix responds by a kick to the gut, which pushes him into the barrier. Grandprix takes a few steps back, charges at Hawk, but he hits a back body drop, elevating Grandprix high over his head, and Grandprix connects with concrete right in the fans area!!
Hawk jumps over the barrier straight into a leg drop across the bruised neck of Grandprix. It’s another pin attempt…
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2………………..
KICK OUT BY GRANDPRIX! THIS TIME IT’S HAWK’S TURN TO BE INCREDULOUS!
Hawk (AfroJoe) doesn’t look finished though, not by a long shot! He picks up Grandprix and throws him over the barrier, blood staining both their bodies. Hawk pushes him on the announcer’s table, gets on himself, not again…HAWK SCRE….NO! GRANDPRIX REVERSES…..SUPLEX ONTO THE OPPOSITE TABLE! The table shatters under the impact of both men!!! Hawk tried to hit another Hawk Screwdriver, but Grandprix reversed it and suplexed him onto the table behind – amazing stuff!
Both men are once more prone on the floor. WAIT A SECOND? WHAT’S JETSTER DOING HERE?????? JETSTER MAY BE MAKING A PIN ON HAWK…HE IS!!!!
1………………. (What a cheap way to win…)
2………………. (This could be the crowning of a new champ…)
BROKEN UP BY GRANDPRIX!!!!!
Grandprix’s arguing with him, asking what the hell he’s doing out here! Jetster goes to shake his hand in an attempt at conciliation, but he hits the TO GRANDPRIX! Jetster points at him, and turns to leave…STRAIGHT INTO A CHAIRSHOT FROM HAWK! Hawk drops the chair and goes to pin Grandprix…this could be it!!!
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2………………
KICK OUT AGAIN! I DON’T BELIEVE THIS!
I don’t believe what we are witnessing here people! These two competitors have given their bodies in this match! Grandprix rises and tries to mount an offensive. Both men exchange punches as they work their way around the ring and up the ramp, but there’s not a lot of fight left in them! They fight to the spot where Grandprix was earlier Screwdrivered through two tables off the stage…they’re perilously close to the edge again as the crowd roar in anticipation …Hawk looks to push Grandprix off the edge…blocked…OH MY GOD…FINISH LINE OFF THE STAGE!!!!! FINISH LINE OFF THE STAGE!!!
THIS TIME THERE ARE NO TABLES TO BREAK THE FALL, AS HAWK’S (AfroJoe) BODY SLAMMED INTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR! The ‘Holy Sh*t’ chant goes up again as a dazed Grandprix drops off the stage to an unconscious Hawk and drapes his arm over him…
1………………..
2………………..
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!!
Both men are beaten and bloodied as a result of this epic match, but only one has emerged victorious – despite interference from Jetster, GRANDPRIX IS THE NEW SRW HARDCAW CHAMPION!!!!
*Fades out*
N.B. Thanks for reading – hope you enjoyed it!
I have to say that was a most enjoyable HardCaw match, full of excitement and action, Well done GrandPrix but I nearly got the belt. Great match.
You could say Hawk was punished for his own fiendishness. Exceptional match. That's an interesting trio (Grandprix, Hawk and Jetster) but I think Jetster has another problem in Cabbage Man.
Looks like I will just have to destroy him again.
One hell of a match there RM18. It was one of the best Hardcore bouts in ages and the way you used the clips to show what happened ages ago was a great way to start it all off. Also that bit where Grandprix gets of the stretcher is nice, i thought it was definately over then. Well done RM18.
Congrats to Grandprix who is our new SRW HARDCAW CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!
Congrats to Grandprix who is our new SRW HARDCAW CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!
Figo wrote:
> One hell of a match there RM18. It was one of the best Hardcore bouts
> in ages and the way you used the clips to show what happened ages ago
> was a great way to start it all off. Also that bit where Grandprix
> gets of the stretcher is nice, i thought it was definately over then.
> Well done RM18.
>
> Congrats to Grandprix who is our new SRW HARDCAW CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!
The fact that the match was no where near scrolled down gave it away a bit but a very hellacious match.
> One hell of a match there RM18. It was one of the best Hardcore bouts
> in ages and the way you used the clips to show what happened ages ago
> was a great way to start it all off. Also that bit where Grandprix
> gets of the stretcher is nice, i thought it was definately over then.
> Well done RM18.
>
> Congrats to Grandprix who is our new SRW HARDCAW CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!
The fact that the match was no where near scrolled down gave it away a bit but a very hellacious match.
Yeah, good point MikeAll, I thought of that when I was writing it but there's nothing you can do really.
Thanks for the comments all!
Thanks for the comments all!
This guy fails to impress (RM18, that is). I used Ant's technique and when I got to the injury bit, I thought, meh, it's ended like that! Then, I scrolled down, and to my amazement, the match had restarted. I think that's one of the first times someone has used that method here. Brill match, well donw RM, GAD material methinks!
Now it's my turn to be incredulous! :D
Brutal, brutal match there, absolutely chock-a-block with action, weapons and absolutely massive bumps. I used my now 'famous' method of scrolling down and it worked brilliantly, and that's thanks to the great match. I honestly thought that you'd ended the match half-way through for an 'original' ending, but then Grandprix got up!
At least twice I though the match had ended, and I enjoyed the interference from Jetster and the massive, huge, hellacious bumps like the Hawk Screwdriver off the stage through two tables. Fantastic stuff RM18.
Congrats to Grandprix, our NEW HardCAW Champion!
Brutal, brutal match there, absolutely chock-a-block with action, weapons and absolutely massive bumps. I used my now 'famous' method of scrolling down and it worked brilliantly, and that's thanks to the great match. I honestly thought that you'd ended the match half-way through for an 'original' ending, but then Grandprix got up!
At least twice I though the match had ended, and I enjoyed the interference from Jetster and the massive, huge, hellacious bumps like the Hawk Screwdriver off the stage through two tables. Fantastic stuff RM18.
Congrats to Grandprix, our NEW HardCAW Champion!
Fantastic. The balance of power in SRW has now swung to the system fighters who now have two belts. Can anyone stop them?
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