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Back in their day Steps were the brightest stars to circle planet kiddy-pop - well, when I say brightest I don't mean smartest, that would be stupid, they acted like inbreeds - but they were the most popular and talented, of that you can have considerable doubt, but what happened to the 5 people that made up Steps? I'll find out when I ask "Steps: Where are they now?"
Claire was always popular amongst the lads, despite having a really huge mouth, and it is with this mouth that she has found her new calling in life as a pocket on a pool table. That's right, Claire travels around the counrty filling in for broken pockets, catching balls in her mouth, until the tables can be fixed. What she particularly likes about the job is the chance to count the balls, singing to her hit "5,6,7,8". When asked if she'd like to move up in th world to being a pocket of a snooker table she said she was happy where she was, and probably couldn't cope with the complex lyrics to Chas 'n' Dave's "Snooker Loopy" which she woud be expected to learn.
Faye planned to take advantage of the stunning dance moves that she learnt during her time in 'Steps' by working at a school for the deaf, but her past hair crimes ruled her out of the job. But it was with her dodgy dreadlocks that she did eventually find employment, as a super-mop, and she now spends her days ensuring that the local prison has sparkly shiny floors.
Lisa had decided to go back to school, much to the joy of her parents, who had been a little upset when their daughter dropped out of primary school at the age of 5. She's gone back a step further though, all the way to playgroup, and is said to be keen to learn about important events in history, such as what happened to Humpty Dumpty, who the dish ran away with, and how Mary Mary's garden grows.
Lee was always thinking of doing bigger things after Steps, and what could be much bigger than an elephant? That's right, Lee has remained firmly within showbiz with a show on Channel 5 in which he befriends a magical elephant from outer-space, and together they go on wonderful adventures. The pilot episode is due to go out in the ealy hours on Thursday morning. Lee will also be starring as the cow in Shepton Mallet's Jack and the Beanstalk pantomine this Christmas.
H is still the bubbly character that he was at the bands peak in popularity, though the years have not been kind to him. Now 53 years old, H spends most of the time in his garden shed fixing old lawnmowers and selling them on, but this lifestyle led to a nasty accident. He caught his sleeve on the blade, and tried to free it with his face. It was at this moment that he kicked the plug in, switching on the mower and badly damaging is face and hand. Unsurprisingly, he's still a complete knob.
Claire was always popular amongst the lads, despite having a really huge mouth, and it is with this mouth that she has found her new calling in life as a pocket on a pool table. That's right, Claire travels around the counrty filling in for broken pockets, catching balls in her mouth, until the tables can be fixed. What she particularly likes about the job is the chance to count the balls, singing to her hit "5,6,7,8". When asked if she'd like to move up in th world to being a pocket of a snooker table she said she was happy where she was, and probably couldn't cope with the complex lyrics to Chas 'n' Dave's "Snooker Loopy" which she woud be expected to learn.
Faye planned to take advantage of the stunning dance moves that she learnt during her time in 'Steps' by working at a school for the deaf, but her past hair crimes ruled her out of the job. But it was with her dodgy dreadlocks that she did eventually find employment, as a super-mop, and she now spends her days ensuring that the local prison has sparkly shiny floors.
Lisa had decided to go back to school, much to the joy of her parents, who had been a little upset when their daughter dropped out of primary school at the age of 5. She's gone back a step further though, all the way to playgroup, and is said to be keen to learn about important events in history, such as what happened to Humpty Dumpty, who the dish ran away with, and how Mary Mary's garden grows.
Lee was always thinking of doing bigger things after Steps, and what could be much bigger than an elephant? That's right, Lee has remained firmly within showbiz with a show on Channel 5 in which he befriends a magical elephant from outer-space, and together they go on wonderful adventures. The pilot episode is due to go out in the ealy hours on Thursday morning. Lee will also be starring as the cow in Shepton Mallet's Jack and the Beanstalk pantomine this Christmas.
H is still the bubbly character that he was at the bands peak in popularity, though the years have not been kind to him. Now 53 years old, H spends most of the time in his garden shed fixing old lawnmowers and selling them on, but this lifestyle led to a nasty accident. He caught his sleeve on the blade, and tried to free it with his face. It was at this moment that he kicked the plug in, switching on the mower and badly damaging is face and hand. Unsurprisingly, he's still a complete knob.
Meka Dragon wrote:
> Unsurprisingly, he's still a complete knob.
LOL.
> Unsurprisingly, he's still a complete knob.
LOL.
Back in their day Steps were the brightest stars to circle planet kiddy-pop - well, when I say brightest I don't mean smartest, that would be stupid, they acted like inbreeds - but they were the most popular and talented, of that you can have considerable doubt, but what happened to the 5 people that made up Steps? I'll find out when I ask "Steps: Where are they now?"
Claire was always popular amongst the lads, despite having a really huge mouth, and it is with this mouth that she has found her new calling in life as a pocket on a pool table. That's right, Claire travels around the counrty filling in for broken pockets, catching balls in her mouth, until the tables can be fixed. What she particularly likes about the job is the chance to count the balls, singing to her hit "5,6,7,8". When asked if she'd like to move up in th world to being a pocket of a snooker table she said she was happy where she was, and probably couldn't cope with the complex lyrics to Chas 'n' Dave's "Snooker Loopy" which she woud be expected to learn.
Faye planned to take advantage of the stunning dance moves that she learnt during her time in 'Steps' by working at a school for the deaf, but her past hair crimes ruled her out of the job. But it was with her dodgy dreadlocks that she did eventually find employment, as a super-mop, and she now spends her days ensuring that the local prison has sparkly shiny floors.
Lisa had decided to go back to school, much to the joy of her parents, who had been a little upset when their daughter dropped out of primary school at the age of 5. She's gone back a step further though, all the way to playgroup, and is said to be keen to learn about important events in history, such as what happened to Humpty Dumpty, who the dish ran away with, and how Mary Mary's garden grows.
Lee was always thinking of doing bigger things after Steps, and what could be much bigger than an elephant? That's right, Lee has remained firmly within showbiz with a show on Channel 5 in which he befriends a magical elephant from outer-space, and together they go on wonderful adventures. The pilot episode is due to go out in the ealy hours on Thursday morning. Lee will also be starring as the cow in Shepton Mallet's Jack and the Beanstalk pantomine this Christmas.
H is still the bubbly character that he was at the bands peak in popularity, though the years have not been kind to him. Now 53 years old, H spends most of the time in his garden shed fixing old lawnmowers and selling them on, but this lifestyle led to a nasty accident. He caught his sleeve on the blade, and tried to free it with his face. It was at this moment that he kicked the plug in, switching on the mower and badly damaging is face and hand. Unsurprisingly, he's still a complete knob.
Claire was always popular amongst the lads, despite having a really huge mouth, and it is with this mouth that she has found her new calling in life as a pocket on a pool table. That's right, Claire travels around the counrty filling in for broken pockets, catching balls in her mouth, until the tables can be fixed. What she particularly likes about the job is the chance to count the balls, singing to her hit "5,6,7,8". When asked if she'd like to move up in th world to being a pocket of a snooker table she said she was happy where she was, and probably couldn't cope with the complex lyrics to Chas 'n' Dave's "Snooker Loopy" which she woud be expected to learn.
Faye planned to take advantage of the stunning dance moves that she learnt during her time in 'Steps' by working at a school for the deaf, but her past hair crimes ruled her out of the job. But it was with her dodgy dreadlocks that she did eventually find employment, as a super-mop, and she now spends her days ensuring that the local prison has sparkly shiny floors.
Lisa had decided to go back to school, much to the joy of her parents, who had been a little upset when their daughter dropped out of primary school at the age of 5. She's gone back a step further though, all the way to playgroup, and is said to be keen to learn about important events in history, such as what happened to Humpty Dumpty, who the dish ran away with, and how Mary Mary's garden grows.
Lee was always thinking of doing bigger things after Steps, and what could be much bigger than an elephant? That's right, Lee has remained firmly within showbiz with a show on Channel 5 in which he befriends a magical elephant from outer-space, and together they go on wonderful adventures. The pilot episode is due to go out in the ealy hours on Thursday morning. Lee will also be starring as the cow in Shepton Mallet's Jack and the Beanstalk pantomine this Christmas.
H is still the bubbly character that he was at the bands peak in popularity, though the years have not been kind to him. Now 53 years old, H spends most of the time in his garden shed fixing old lawnmowers and selling them on, but this lifestyle led to a nasty accident. He caught his sleeve on the blade, and tried to free it with his face. It was at this moment that he kicked the plug in, switching on the mower and badly damaging is face and hand. Unsurprisingly, he's still a complete knob.