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*Cactus Jack music hits*
*GUITAR TWANGS* CACTUS JACK (RM18) IS MAKING AN UNSCHEDULED APPEARANCE HERE AT FREEFALL!
Cactus Jack does the familiar Cactus stumble as he walks down the ramp to a mixed reaction from the crowd. Boy does he look seriously ticked off, what could possibly be wrong?! Cactus does the familiar ‘Bang Bang!’ which raises some cheers from the crowd, as he steps into the squared circle to speak…
“Y’know, I’ve been a professional for fifteen years. I’ve put my body on the line in each and every single match, be it in Africa, America, Europe, Japan anywhere – I’ve shed blood in almost every continent on the planet. I’ve participated in some of the most brutal matches in history – barbed wire, thumbtacks, ladders, tables, you name it, I’ve done it. I am The King of Death Match. I’ve competed in practically all the different federations – WWF, WCW, ECW, but I have never…and I mean NEVER been treated as badly as I have in SRW!!!”
The crowd start booing Cactus Jack (RM18) now! He speaks again…
“One match, just one match is all I have to show for myself so far…one that I didn’t even win. I should be in the main event at Freefall, let alone even have a match at a PPV!” More boos. “But hey, I’m not going to sit her whining and crying for a title shot – like I have my whole career, I understand that I’m going to have to work for my opportunity. So, to show the fans, and the guys in the back that I’m worthy, I’m issuing an open opportunity to anyone backstage to come out here, and try and take me out – BANG BANG!”
Wow, an open opportunity to anyone to face Cactus Jack in the ring, but will anyone accept! The crowd, and Cactus Jack, wait expectedly…but no-one comes. Still…no one. “Fine” says Cactus Jack. He goes to leave the ring when…..
“OHHH OHHHH SHAWN! I THINK I’M CUTE! I KNOW I’M SEXY!!”
IT’S THE HEARTBREAK KID SHAWN MICHEALS!! HBK HAS ACCEPTED CACTUS’ INVITATION!
HBK (Longy) comes to the top of the ramp, mic in hand! “Cactus you want a match, you want a feud, you want to show what you can do? Well that’s fine, but you’ll have to do it against the Icon, the Main Event, and the Showstopper of SRW! Shawn Michaels runs down the ramp to face Cactus Jack in the ring…
They start exchanging punches. HBK takes down Cactus Jack in the middle of the ring and goes to the turnbuckle. He starts stomping his feet in the corner as the crowd go wild. STOMP…STOMP………….SWEET CHIN MUSIC! SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
HNK(Longy) just nailed Cactus Jack (RM18) with some Sweet Chin Music! HBK leaves the ring, mocking Cactus Jack and exciting the crowd, as Cactus Jack gets to his feet. Jeez is he looking mad, even more so after the cocky Shawn Michaels came down and took him out. One thing’s for sure, this is a major feud in the works!!!
*Fade Out*
Could this be a new feud to start after Freefall? Let’s wait and see…
Thanks for reading, Russ
Great promo there Russ, nicely done.
*Cactus Jack music hits*
*GUITAR TWANGS* CACTUS JACK (RM18) IS MAKING AN UNSCHEDULED APPEARANCE HERE AT FREEFALL!
Cactus Jack does the familiar Cactus stumble as he walks down the ramp to a mixed reaction from the crowd. Boy does he look seriously ticked off, what could possibly be wrong?! Cactus does the familiar ‘Bang Bang!’ which raises some cheers from the crowd, as he steps into the squared circle to speak…
“Y’know, I’ve been a professional for fifteen years. I’ve put my body on the line in each and every single match, be it in Africa, America, Europe, Japan anywhere – I’ve shed blood in almost every continent on the planet. I’ve participated in some of the most brutal matches in history – barbed wire, thumbtacks, ladders, tables, you name it, I’ve done it. I am The King of Death Match. I’ve competed in practically all the different federations – WWF, WCW, ECW, but I have never…and I mean NEVER been treated as badly as I have in SRW!!!”
The crowd start booing Cactus Jack (RM18) now! He speaks again…
“One match, just one match is all I have to show for myself so far…one that I didn’t even win. I should be in the main event at Freefall, let alone even have a match at a PPV!” More boos. “But hey, I’m not going to sit her whining and crying for a title shot – like I have my whole career, I understand that I’m going to have to work for my opportunity. So, to show the fans, and the guys in the back that I’m worthy, I’m issuing an open opportunity to anyone backstage to come out here, and try and take me out – BANG BANG!”
Wow, an open opportunity to anyone to face Cactus Jack in the ring, but will anyone accept! The crowd, and Cactus Jack, wait expectedly…but no-one comes. Still…no one. “Fine” says Cactus Jack. He goes to leave the ring when…..
“OHHH OHHHH SHAWN! I THINK I’M CUTE! I KNOW I’M SEXY!!”
IT’S THE HEARTBREAK KID SHAWN MICHEALS!! HBK HAS ACCEPTED CACTUS’ INVITATION!
HBK (Longy) comes to the top of the ramp, mic in hand! “Cactus you want a match, you want a feud, you want to show what you can do? Well that’s fine, but you’ll have to do it against the Icon, the Main Event, and the Showstopper of SRW! Shawn Michaels runs down the ramp to face Cactus Jack in the ring…
They start exchanging punches. HBK takes down Cactus Jack in the middle of the ring and goes to the turnbuckle. He starts stomping his feet in the corner as the crowd go wild. STOMP…STOMP………….SWEET CHIN MUSIC! SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
HNK(Longy) just nailed Cactus Jack (RM18) with some Sweet Chin Music! HBK leaves the ring, mocking Cactus Jack and exciting the crowd, as Cactus Jack gets to his feet. Jeez is he looking mad, even more so after the cocky Shawn Michaels came down and took him out. One thing’s for sure, this is a major feud in the works!!!
*Fade Out*
Could this be a new feud to start after Freefall? Let’s wait and see…
Thanks for reading, Russ