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Heh, A new spoof I had an idea for
I allready have:
Team Chips:
Outback Ash
and Microchips
Now I need just 2 more teams, that means the 1st 4 people to say they wanna be innit, ARE INNIT!
I allready have:
Team Chips:
Outback Ash
and Microchips
Now I need just 2 more teams, that means the 1st 4 people to say they wanna be innit, ARE INNIT!
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you should have team
MadCows
MadCows
I'll be in it if it's not too late
Good Start Ashman, you used all my jokes *pats self on back*
I sense a line of laughter coming later in this. . .!
Episode 1: The Beginning Of The End Of The Beginning!
The Teams
Team Chips: AshMan (that’s me), Microchips
TOSG (Team Of Supposed Germans): Auf Deutsch, Reddy
Team TNT: Hercules, Phillip
*Settled In Metallic Style Base*
AshMan: Yo Chips!
Microchips: Yup?
AshMan: When the hell do we get to kill somebody???
Microchips: If I learned ANYTHING when I competed in Fight For The Million, which I didn’t, then the art of killing is to sit back a bit at 1st and let nature take its turn!
AshMan: Really?
Microchips: No, I just read it off this napkin!!!
Director: Slap Him AshMan!
*Slap!*
Microchips: Oooh! All your anger makes me horny!
*Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap!*
Microchips: Lets Kick Some Behind/Booty/Bottom
AshMan: I prefer rear end
Microchips: Well you know enough about them!
AshMan: Microchips, I don’t want to tell everyone about your toilet troubles, but if you push me a lot more im gunna have to!
*Microchips Runs*
*Hidden In A Small bunker, previously used by Germans*
Auf Deutsch: Ah, heck! I got paired up with this guy! Ok, whats your name?
Reddy: Have you read the scripts?
Auf Deutsch: Nah, thought I’d doss my way through
Reddy: Well, my name is, Reddy!
Auf Deutsch: Tsk! Whatever! Well, Reddy, go hoist that flag up!
Reddy: Okay
*Hoists Flag up*
Auf Deutsch: Err, why does our flag not say TOSG on it?
Reddy: It does, doesn’t It?
Auf Deutsch: No It doesn’t, it says T O S S E R S!!!
Reddy: Heh, Bye!
*Reddy Runs*
*Hidden In A Large Warehouse full of TNT*
Phillip: Howdy!
Hercules: Yes…
Phillip: Heh, so do we go into battle today!?
Hercules: Yes…we are going to squash them like the ants that they are!
Phillips: I thought we were fighting humans
Hercules: WE ARE!
Phillip: I was gonna say, it would be awfully hard to find those ants!
Hercules: You’re stupid aren’t you?
Phillip: Well, everyone has some stupid in them, I mean if you were not stupid you’d be 100% clever and…
Hercules: Look! Stop! Lets Bury The Hatchet And Start Over!!!
Phillip: Okay Sir What Hatchet Should I Bury!?
*Hercules Runs*
*Hercules, Auf Deutsch and Microchips all backing slowly nearer to each other, they hit each other*
All 3: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
*Find Out What Happens In The Next Episode!*
The Teams
Team Chips: AshMan (that’s me), Microchips
TOSG (Team Of Supposed Germans): Auf Deutsch, Reddy
Team TNT: Hercules, Phillip
*Settled In Metallic Style Base*
AshMan: Yo Chips!
Microchips: Yup?
AshMan: When the hell do we get to kill somebody???
Microchips: If I learned ANYTHING when I competed in Fight For The Million, which I didn’t, then the art of killing is to sit back a bit at 1st and let nature take its turn!
AshMan: Really?
Microchips: No, I just read it off this napkin!!!
Director: Slap Him AshMan!
*Slap!*
Microchips: Oooh! All your anger makes me horny!
*Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap!*
Microchips: Lets Kick Some Behind/Booty/Bottom
AshMan: I prefer rear end
Microchips: Well you know enough about them!
AshMan: Microchips, I don’t want to tell everyone about your toilet troubles, but if you push me a lot more im gunna have to!
*Microchips Runs*
*Hidden In A Small bunker, previously used by Germans*
Auf Deutsch: Ah, heck! I got paired up with this guy! Ok, whats your name?
Reddy: Have you read the scripts?
Auf Deutsch: Nah, thought I’d doss my way through
Reddy: Well, my name is, Reddy!
Auf Deutsch: Tsk! Whatever! Well, Reddy, go hoist that flag up!
Reddy: Okay
*Hoists Flag up*
Auf Deutsch: Err, why does our flag not say TOSG on it?
Reddy: It does, doesn’t It?
Auf Deutsch: No It doesn’t, it says T O S S E R S!!!
Reddy: Heh, Bye!
*Reddy Runs*
*Hidden In A Large Warehouse full of TNT*
Phillip: Howdy!
Hercules: Yes…
Phillip: Heh, so do we go into battle today!?
Hercules: Yes…we are going to squash them like the ants that they are!
Phillips: I thought we were fighting humans
Hercules: WE ARE!
Phillip: I was gonna say, it would be awfully hard to find those ants!
Hercules: You’re stupid aren’t you?
Phillip: Well, everyone has some stupid in them, I mean if you were not stupid you’d be 100% clever and…
Hercules: Look! Stop! Lets Bury The Hatchet And Start Over!!!
Phillip: Okay Sir What Hatchet Should I Bury!?
*Hercules Runs*
*Hercules, Auf Deutsch and Microchips all backing slowly nearer to each other, they hit each other*
All 3: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
*Find Out What Happens In The Next Episode!*
Thats It!
And here are the teams:
Team Chips: Ashman, Microchips
TOSG(Team Of Supposed Germans): Auf Deutsch, Reddy
Team TNT: Hercules, Phillip
Expect the 1st part to be up today!
And here are the teams:
Team Chips: Ashman, Microchips
TOSG(Team Of Supposed Germans): Auf Deutsch, Reddy
Team TNT: Hercules, Phillip
Expect the 1st part to be up today!
Count me in!
I just dont come on here much anymore! lol
schroeder is the really nice female staff member.
Whats confusing?
Whats confusing?
:S NOW IM REALLY CONFUSED :S
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