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"I am a 'gay cowboy'"

Went to the tennis today. Wimbledon Tennis.

Living in Wimbledon and all I thought I would take the day off college ill and go and watch Kournikova bend over in her doubles match. I got there at about 12.00 and with my six lady friends waited four hours to get in.. hell of a wait.. didn't mind though. It ruled so much as Wimbledon people walked up and down the line and gave out FREE STUFF!

Free sweets - got about twelve packets!
Free drinks - got 7 Nescafe Milkshakes free!

I could have left and gone home! I still hadn't paid anything!

Anyways, the tennis was great. Cost 13.00 quid to get in for ground ticket, then we all managed to get into centre court for the Henman match by begging leavers for their tickets.

Sat in the press area. With seven girls. That ruled. Cheered on Tiny Tim.

Match finished, had been in there 5 hours and seen 3 matches.

Went and sat on the hill... tried it on with a 24 year old upper class fit lady... she had to leave. :( BUT!!! She left her hamper.. I ate everything and left...

Walked each girl home... was fun.

Wimbledon - 10/10

If thats it.. then YES Goatboy. I am a 'gay cowboy.'

heh

Hah!

Don't mock Wimbledon till you have tried it.

I reckon I could shove a tennis racket up my butt and do handstands, and I'd still return the ball better than Henman.

Big Gay Cowboys.

Mr. Happy wrote:
> er-no wrote:
> Says a lot about Rusedski I guess.
>
> LOL!
> (I don't know if that's what you meant, but damn it, it's funny either
> way)

*blows fingers*

Exactly what I meant. Thanks for lining up that shot for me :)

er-no wrote:
> Says a lot about Rusedski I guess.

LOL!
(I don't know if that's what you meant, but damn it, it's funny either way)

Mr. Happy wrote:
> Have you noticed how insanely wide Lucy (?) Rudeski can open her
> mouth. It's a wonder that they haven't lost a pan-am flight in there.

*beats chest*

Says a lot about Rusedski I guess.

Have you noticed how insanely wide Lucy (?) Rudeski can open her mouth. It's a wonder that they haven't lost a pan-am flight in there.

fosbe wrote:
> SHEEPY wrote:
> Did you hire these ladies? ;)
>
> Duh, how else is he goin to get them. Talking about these kind of
> people i went round a mates house and we found the cheapest one to be
> £55 for an hour.

As I said before under my other alias.. No. I didn't hire.

They are my bestest friends ever.

SHEEPY wrote:
> Did you hire these ladies? ;)

Duh, how else is he goin to get them. Talking about these kind of people i went round a mates house and we found the cheapest one to be £55 for an hour.

Starlight wrote:
> Did they go to watch Kournikova too?
>
> :0)

Nah, they became attached to trying to see Tom Cruise in the executive bit (they think it was him). They also liked a male tennis players (Lopez) rear... I enjoyed that match too.. five set. Excellent what what. ;-)