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"I just remembered"

Some crazy person kicked me in the balls on Friday night...

I've never been in as much pain... yet I forgot.

I think they might be broken

Now let all men reply and say how sore it is to get kicked in the nads

Beefcake wrote:
> The problem is that your danglies are as important as your brain.

Meh, considering most guys think with their c@cks, I find that a very valid statement. I remember once in Secondary School, I was bowling and some dude lobbed the cricket ball, and it smashed my ghoolies. It hurt, very much...

And so THAT, kids, is why my grapefruits are what they are, grapefruits. Coming up next, large green abcesses, and more! :)

yes i have....

Oh dear god....

I read that "licked" not "kicked"

Thought it sounded a bit strange.

So, now you've seen how sick my mind is.... :)

I remeber one time i was playing mercy with a friend of mine and he kneed me in the nads out of the blue.It hurt really bad

Goatboy wrote:

>
> Er...can I please have the DVD player and TV I bought you back please?

Yeah hang on - you wait down there and I'll just drop them out of the window.

nh wrote:

> *ring ring* *ring ring*
>
> *click*

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You're her aren't you?
We're finished. You cow. I never want to see you again.

Er...can I please have the DVD player and TV I bought you back please?

I remember when I was a nipper, playing cricket for my school and deciding that I didn't fancy stuffing the communial box down my kegs. Low and behold, well just low really, I got hit in the meat and two bald blokes called Reg, by the oppositions "fast" bowler.

The problem is that your danglies are as important as your brain. Your noggin is protected by your cranium but the goolies, to get technical for a moment, are not at all protected and have to hang free so the temperature of your testes (blimey a real term) is never too high.

So if you get whacked there your brain tells you it blooming well hurts a lot, just to warn you not to do it again....

Thanks a lot for that.

Anyway, you have my sympathies.

Rosalind wrote:
> My house mate last year got his twisted wgile he was asleep. He woke
> up in agony and had to go to the hospital in a taxi. His face was as
> white a sheet. I sometimes feel sorry for the male population
> (sometimes)

Twisted while he slept? There's a man with something to hide, mehtinks. Twisted while he slept indeed.

SHEEPY wrote:
> Goatboy wrote:
> Soon as I get mine back from the Ex, I'll try and remember
>
> ----
>
> You might need them if you're getting laid at week-end


*ring ring* *ring ring*

Hello

Hello B*tch - it's goaty

Hi - what do you want

Can I have my balls back please

Yeah sure - why do you want them ?

Cos I'm getting laid on Saturday

hang on a mo

*sound of mincer in background*

Oh dear - they seem to have beed fed to the cat - sorry

*click*

My house mate last year got his twisted wgile he was asleep. He woke up in agony and had to go to the hospital in a taxi. His face was as white a sheet. I sometimes feel sorry for the male population (sometimes)