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* I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to
the end and think, 'Well, that's not going to happen.
* The other night I ate at a real "family" restaurant. Every
table had an argument going.
* According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they
notice about a woman is their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.
* Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars
and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?
* In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the
world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
* There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers
exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will
instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre
and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this
has already happened.
* How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it
takes a whole box to start a campfire?
* Doctors can be frustrating. It takes months to get an
appointment, and he says, "I wish you'd have come to me sooner."
* I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to
anyone, but they've always worked for me.
* You read about all these terrorists--most of them came here
legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as
long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two
days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put
Blockbuster in charge of immigration.
the end and think, 'Well, that's not going to happen.
* The other night I ate at a real "family" restaurant. Every
table had an argument going.
* According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they
notice about a woman is their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.
* Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars
and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?
* In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the
world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
* There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers
exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will
instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre
and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this
has already happened.
* How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it
takes a whole box to start a campfire?
* Doctors can be frustrating. It takes months to get an
appointment, and he says, "I wish you'd have come to me sooner."
* I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to
anyone, but they've always worked for me.
* You read about all these terrorists--most of them came here
legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as
long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two
days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put
Blockbuster in charge of immigration.
* I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to
the end and think, 'Well, that's not going to happen.
* The other night I ate at a real "family" restaurant. Every
table had an argument going.
* According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they
notice about a woman is their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.
* Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars
and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?
* In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the
world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
* There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers
exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will
instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre
and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this
has already happened.
* How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it
takes a whole box to start a campfire?
* Doctors can be frustrating. It takes months to get an
appointment, and he says, "I wish you'd have come to me sooner."
* I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to
anyone, but they've always worked for me.
* You read about all these terrorists--most of them came here
legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as
long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two
days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put
Blockbuster in charge of immigration.
the end and think, 'Well, that's not going to happen.
* The other night I ate at a real "family" restaurant. Every
table had an argument going.
* According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they
notice about a woman is their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.
* Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars
and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?
* In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the
world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
* There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers
exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will
instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre
and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this
has already happened.
* How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it
takes a whole box to start a campfire?
* Doctors can be frustrating. It takes months to get an
appointment, and he says, "I wish you'd have come to me sooner."
* I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to
anyone, but they've always worked for me.
* You read about all these terrorists--most of them came here
legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as
long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two
days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put
Blockbuster in charge of immigration.
Ha ha, I liked the camp fire and the Blockbusters ones
Where' you find 'em?
Where' you find 'em?
MoJoJoJo wrote:
> Where' you find 'em?
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Grr, stupid D key isn't working, I have to give it a good hit for it to register
That should be "where'd you find 'em?"
> Where' you find 'em?
-------
Grr, stupid D key isn't working, I have to give it a good hit for it to register
That should be "where'd you find 'em?"
Ha! Great stuff Neo, where d'ya find them?
(Or am I being too cynical...)
:D
(Or am I being too cynical...)
:D
LOL nice one neo :D
Superb Neo :D
Heh, yeh thought they were pretty funny, recently received them via e-mail