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"MSN to close down! Read this!"

> > IMPORTANT! YOUR ACTION IS REQUIRED

>>> >>>>>> > SEE INSTRUCTIONS BELOW TO CONTINUE YOUR USE OF MSN

>>> >>>>>> >

>>> >>>>>> > MSN Hotmail - The World's Free Web Based Email

>>> >>>>>> > Dear MSN Hotmail user,

>>> >>>>>> > As you may be aware, MSN Hotmail is the world's leading

>>> >>>>>>provider of free email

>>> >>>>>>on the web. In this position, we

>>> >>>>>>will be launching our new service, MSN Friends, later this

>>> >>>>>>year.

>>> >>>>>> >

>>> >>>>>> > MSN Friends will be a brand new way to keep in touch,

>>>and

>>> >>>>>>will eventually

>>> >>>>>>replace MSN Messenger. However,

>>> >>>>>>we need to know who knows who, so we can build your

>>> >>>>>>friend-circles.

>>> >>>>>> >

>>> >>>>>> > When MSN Friends launches, you will be able to add

>>>friends

>>> >>>>>>through

>>> >>>>>>hotmail.com, however in order to get the

>>> >>>>>>service free for life, you should follow the instructions

>>> >>>>>>below:

>>> >>>>>> >

>>> >>>>>> > a.. 1. Forward this email completely to all your friends

>>>and

>>> >>>>>>colleagues.

>>> >>>>>> > b.. 2. Forward it to yourself also.

>>> >>>>>> > c.. 3. Do NOT remove the red tracking code at the bottom

>>>of

>>> >>>>>>the email. This

>>> >>>>>>allows us to track your MSN

>>> >>>>>>Friends easily.

>>> >>>>>> > Please note that this process must be completed in order

>>>to

>>> >>>>>>gain access to the

>>> >>>>>>new free MSN Friends service.

>>> >>>>>>Accounts not taking part in this activation process will be

>>> >>>>>>removed from MSN

>>> >>>>>>Messenger and will not be able to

>>> >>>>>>use the new MSN Friends service.

>>> >>>>>> >

>>> >>>>>> > Thankyou for your co-operation, and enjoy MSN Friends!!!

>>> >>>>>> >

>>> >>>>>> > Hotmail Member Services.

>>> >>>>>> >

>>> >>>>>> > Note: you are receiving this email as part of MSN

>>>FRIENDS.

>>> >>>>>>This is a message

>>> >>>>>>as part of the MSN Hotmail

>>> >>>>>>service. You can opt-out by visiting options in Hotmail,

>>>and

>>> >>>>>>choosing "do not

>>> >>>>>>send newsletters".

>>> >>>>>> >

>>> >>>>>> > remember: you should never give out your password, not

>>>even

>>> >>>>>>to hotmail or msn

>>> >>>>>>staff.

>>> >>>>>> > never send credit card numbers via email.

>>> >>>>>> > (C) MSN, 2002.

>>> >>>>>> >

>>> >>>>>> >

>>> >>>>>> >Do not remove this tracking code:

>>> >>>>>>A58G3IF98G98SG98R0T3GF9SJGKB

>>> >>>>>> >

>>> >>>>>> >billben.net

>>> >>>>>> >


Look familiar?

Any of you yet to recieve this in your hotmail inbox?

If so, IGNORE IT!

As Microsoft have stuck on the Hotmail homepage many a time, this kind of email is a hoax!

The fact the original author of this email asks you to send it to all your friends is very dodgy! MSN/Microsoft would email everyone with individual emails if this were the case!

It's a crappy chain email, and participating in one, or someone else sending it to you, is giving your email address out to anyone and everyone!

Lets just say, the next person I recieve this email off, will be permanently blocked from sending me emails.

I love it when they say this email has been going on since 1900 or whatever lol, odd how the internets not been around that long :D

I still don't know why people start these...

I gave one to my all friends, a story along the lines of little Johnny sending his friends chain mail, and getting murdered.

Then I blocked pretty much all their addresses.

The MSN message, and not the topic.

:-)

Bah!

Spam.

Now this is really taking the urine! I got another chain email in my inbox too, and see if you recognise it (Mystique, if I remember correctly, posted this on here ages ago, exact wording apart from the few bits near the bottom).

*a girls first time*








(Assume you are a girl if you are a boy)

It's your first time. As you lie back your

muscles tighten. You put him

off for a while searching for an excuse, but he

;refuses to be swayed as he

approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you

shake your head bravely.

He has had more experience, but it's the first

time his finger has found

the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver;

your body tenses; but

he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks

deeply within your eyes

and tells you to trust him - he's done this many

times before. His cool

smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him

;more room for an easy

entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,

but he slowly takes his

time, wanting to cause you as little pain as

possible. As he presses

;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give

way; pain surges throughout

your body and you feel the slight trickle of

blood as he continues. He

looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too

painful.Your eyes are

filled with tears but you shake your head and nod

for him to go on. He

begins going in and out with skill but you are

now too numb to feel him

within you. After a few moments, you feel

something bursting within you and

he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to

have it over. He looks

at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a

chuckle; that you have been

his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your

dentist. After all,it was your first time to have

a tooth pulled.

Naughty, Naughty!

What were you thinkin' ?

PERVERT

I know what you were thinking!

YOU MUST SEND THIS THIS TO 5 PEOPLE AND

YOUR DEEPEST DESIRES WILL COME TRUE, BUT

IF YOU DONT----------- YOU WILL LOSE SOMEONE YOU

LOVE DEEPLY




So if I don't forward this to atleast 5 people, someone I know is gonna go missing or die? Yeah right!

Ant wrote:
"And what if I don't have any friends?"

lol

I haven't got that yet. You know what, i might just send it to that Darkedgy chap when i get it....

As soon as I read, "send this onto all of your friends", it was really quite obvious.

And what if I don't have any friends?

>>>>> My head is

>>> going

>>>>>>>>>>> to explode

>>>>> please send this to 10 people

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so

>>>> I

>>>>>>>>>>>> can

>>>>> live

>>>> if not

>>>> you'll die a horrible

>>>>>>>>>>> death

> > IMPORTANT! YOUR ACTION IS REQUIRED

>>> >>>>>> > SEE INSTRUCTIONS BELOW TO CONTINUE YOUR USE OF MSN

>>> >>>>>> >

>>> >>>>>> > MSN Hotmail - The World's Free Web Based Email

>>> >>>>>> > Dear MSN Hotmail user,

>>> >>>>>> > As you may be aware, MSN Hotmail is the world's leading

>>> >>>>>>provider of free email

>>> >>>>>>on the web. In this position, we

>>> >>>>>>will be launching our new service, MSN Friends, later this

>>> >>>>>>year.

>>> >>>>>> >

>>> >>>>>> > MSN Friends will be a brand new way to keep in touch,

>>>and

>>> >>>>>>will eventually

>>> >>>>>>replace MSN Messenger. However,

>>> >>>>>>we need to know who knows who, so we can build your

>>> >>>>>>friend-circles.

>>> >>>>>> >

>>> >>>>>> > When MSN Friends launches, you will be able to add

>>>friends

>>> >>>>>>through

>>> >>>>>>hotmail.com, however in order to get the

>>> >>>>>>service free for life, you should follow the instructions

>>> >>>>>>below:

>>> >>>>>> >

>>> >>>>>> > a.. 1. Forward this email completely to all your friends

>>>and

>>> >>>>>>colleagues.

>>> >>>>>> > b.. 2. Forward it to yourself also.

>>> >>>>>> > c.. 3. Do NOT remove the red tracking code at the bottom

>>>of

>>> >>>>>>the email. This

>>> >>>>>>allows us to track your MSN

>>> >>>>>>Friends easily.

>>> >>>>>> > Please note that this process must be completed in order

>>>to

>>> >>>>>>gain access to the

>>> >>>>>>new free MSN Friends service.

>>> >>>>>>Accounts not taking part in this activation process will be

>>> >>>>>>removed from MSN

>>> >>>>>>Messenger and will not be able to

>>> >>>>>>use the new MSN Friends service.

>>> >>>>>> >

>>> >>>>>> > Thankyou for your co-operation, and enjoy MSN Friends!!!

>>> >>>>>> >

>>> >>>>>> > Hotmail Member Services.

>>> >>>>>> >

>>> >>>>>> > Note: you are receiving this email as part of MSN

>>>FRIENDS.

>>> >>>>>>This is a message

>>> >>>>>>as part of the MSN Hotmail

>>> >>>>>>service. You can opt-out by visiting options in Hotmail,

>>>and

>>> >>>>>>choosing "do not

>>> >>>>>>send newsletters".

>>> >>>>>> >

>>> >>>>>> > remember: you should never give out your password, not

>>>even

>>> >>>>>>to hotmail or msn

>>> >>>>>>staff.

>>> >>>>>> > never send credit card numbers via email.

>>> >>>>>> > (C) MSN, 2002.

>>> >>>>>> >

>>> >>>>>> >

>>> >>>>>> >Do not remove this tracking code:

>>> >>>>>>A58G3IF98G98SG98R0T3GF9SJGKB

>>> >>>>>> >

>>> >>>>>> >billben.net

>>> >>>>>> >


Look familiar?

Any of you yet to recieve this in your hotmail inbox?

If so, IGNORE IT!

As Microsoft have stuck on the Hotmail homepage many a time, this kind of email is a hoax!

The fact the original author of this email asks you to send it to all your friends is very dodgy! MSN/Microsoft would email everyone with individual emails if this were the case!

It's a crappy chain email, and participating in one, or someone else sending it to you, is giving your email address out to anyone and everyone!

Lets just say, the next person I recieve this email off, will be permanently blocked from sending me emails.