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The Alcopop Utility Belt!
Available soon in all good fashion stores, this sturdy and stylish belt will give somewhere for all teens to store their alcopops, as well as a handy bottle opener for opening those tasty alcopops.
This product is ideal for any young girl that has ever gone into a bar and bought as many as 6 bottles of Hooch or Reef, or other such tasty bottled bevrages, to take advantage of generous 'Happy Hour' deals, only to find that they can't hold all of tyhose bottles whilst strutting their stuff on the dance-floor.
No longer will you have to worry about the dirty little scavengers placing their scabby lips on your bottles as they go from table to table sipping from unattended beverages, as yours will be safely tucked into your utility belt, which is equiped with some super long straws, so you can drink without removing the bottle from the safety of the belt.
Better still, the belt can be used to sneak alcopops past parents at home, and teachers at school, as it's slender design will fit snugly around the waist, and can be hidden with a jacket fashionably tied around the waist. There will be no more groundings and detentions for you, and you can share the alcopop wealth with all your young school chums.
++STOP PRESS++
The Alcopop Utility Belt has had a further improvement made to it. It's now fitted with an emergency sick bag, for those special occasions when you haven't been able to resist supping on one too many of those glorious alcopops, and you get that special chance to taste it all over again as it comes back up. Simply catch it in the back, and you'll be saved he embarrassment, as well as the dirty splashes on your shoes!
Also avaliable from Meka Design Products:
The Tramp Utility Belt comes with storage spage for 8 cans of special brew, a pot to shake for change, and a manky bit of string to tie a dog to, as well as a special beard matting agent to give you that essential look.
The Managers Utilty Belt is perfect for people in management positions, and those that desire to be. It contains a full list of people to blame as well as a delegation guide. There's a choice of 3 knives for back-stabbing duties, as well as washing facilities and perfumes, so no matter what, you always come up smelling of roses.
Available soon in all good fashion stores, this sturdy and stylish belt will give somewhere for all teens to store their alcopops, as well as a handy bottle opener for opening those tasty alcopops.
This product is ideal for any young girl that has ever gone into a bar and bought as many as 6 bottles of Hooch or Reef, or other such tasty bottled bevrages, to take advantage of generous 'Happy Hour' deals, only to find that they can't hold all of tyhose bottles whilst strutting their stuff on the dance-floor.
No longer will you have to worry about the dirty little scavengers placing their scabby lips on your bottles as they go from table to table sipping from unattended beverages, as yours will be safely tucked into your utility belt, which is equiped with some super long straws, so you can drink without removing the bottle from the safety of the belt.
Better still, the belt can be used to sneak alcopops past parents at home, and teachers at school, as it's slender design will fit snugly around the waist, and can be hidden with a jacket fashionably tied around the waist. There will be no more groundings and detentions for you, and you can share the alcopop wealth with all your young school chums.
++STOP PRESS++
The Alcopop Utility Belt has had a further improvement made to it. It's now fitted with an emergency sick bag, for those special occasions when you haven't been able to resist supping on one too many of those glorious alcopops, and you get that special chance to taste it all over again as it comes back up. Simply catch it in the back, and you'll be saved he embarrassment, as well as the dirty splashes on your shoes!
Also avaliable from Meka Design Products:
The Tramp Utility Belt comes with storage spage for 8 cans of special brew, a pot to shake for change, and a manky bit of string to tie a dog to, as well as a special beard matting agent to give you that essential look.
The Managers Utilty Belt is perfect for people in management positions, and those that desire to be. It contains a full list of people to blame as well as a delegation guide. There's a choice of 3 knives for back-stabbing duties, as well as washing facilities and perfumes, so no matter what, you always come up smelling of roses.
Lol! Great stuff.
Love the word 'alcopops.' :D
Love the word 'alcopops.' :D
Fanspastic work. Miss stuff like this.
Oh, and all those teeny-drinkers should perhaps go visit this site for practical advice on the dangers of drink. Too much, and you'll unable to dodge falling haggis, scottie dogs and loch ness monsters.
http://www.robotduck.com/dcr/smiley/index.htm
http://www.robotduck.com/dcr/smiley/index.htm
Meka Dragon wrote:
> Jonman wrote:
> Surely the Managers Utility Belt (TM) should come with a guide on
> How
> To Be An Incompetant Twunt?
>
> I think that something that's bred into them - surely that cannot be
> learnt?
I'd always assumed that they learnt it at manager school, at the same time that all their people skills were sucked out of their brains.
> Jonman wrote:
> Surely the Managers Utility Belt (TM) should come with a guide on
> How
> To Be An Incompetant Twunt?
>
> I think that something that's bred into them - surely that cannot be
> learnt?
I'd always assumed that they learnt it at manager school, at the same time that all their people skills were sucked out of their brains.
Jonman wrote:
> Surely the Managers Utility Belt (TM) should come with a guide on How
> To Be An Incompetant Twunt?
I think that something that's bred into them - surely that cannot be learnt?
> Surely the Managers Utility Belt (TM) should come with a guide on How
> To Be An Incompetant Twunt?
I think that something that's bred into them - surely that cannot be learnt?
What you fail to understand is that the genius design of the product enables two options to deal with this, if you are to be running, perhaps away from an angry mob waving flaming torches at you, then you can simply insert the special utility belt corks into the bottles, making them save from spillage. If you are simply 'bopping' on the dance-floor, there's no need to cork the bottles, as special floatation technology allows for the bottles to re-adjust to remain level under minimum movement - and given that many of the alcopop drinking youngsters will be unable to do any dance othe that that one where they sway a bit, and swing their arms, it shouldn't be a problem.
;o)
;o)
Surely the Managers Utility Belt (TM) should come with a guide on How To Be An Incompetant Twunt?
the immediate flaw here is that when you buy 6 bottles from a bar, they are opened then and there.
I can see a lot of mess being made on the dancefloor should someone fill their belt and go a'dancing...
I can see a lot of mess being made on the dancefloor should someone fill their belt and go a'dancing...
The Alcopop Utility Belt!
Available soon in all good fashion stores, this sturdy and stylish belt will give somewhere for all teens to store their alcopops, as well as a handy bottle opener for opening those tasty alcopops.
This product is ideal for any young girl that has ever gone into a bar and bought as many as 6 bottles of Hooch or Reef, or other such tasty bottled bevrages, to take advantage of generous 'Happy Hour' deals, only to find that they can't hold all of tyhose bottles whilst strutting their stuff on the dance-floor.
No longer will you have to worry about the dirty little scavengers placing their scabby lips on your bottles as they go from table to table sipping from unattended beverages, as yours will be safely tucked into your utility belt, which is equiped with some super long straws, so you can drink without removing the bottle from the safety of the belt.
Better still, the belt can be used to sneak alcopops past parents at home, and teachers at school, as it's slender design will fit snugly around the waist, and can be hidden with a jacket fashionably tied around the waist. There will be no more groundings and detentions for you, and you can share the alcopop wealth with all your young school chums.
++STOP PRESS++
The Alcopop Utility Belt has had a further improvement made to it. It's now fitted with an emergency sick bag, for those special occasions when you haven't been able to resist supping on one too many of those glorious alcopops, and you get that special chance to taste it all over again as it comes back up. Simply catch it in the back, and you'll be saved he embarrassment, as well as the dirty splashes on your shoes!
Also avaliable from Meka Design Products:
The Tramp Utility Belt comes with storage spage for 8 cans of special brew, a pot to shake for change, and a manky bit of string to tie a dog to, as well as a special beard matting agent to give you that essential look.
The Managers Utilty Belt is perfect for people in management positions, and those that desire to be. It contains a full list of people to blame as well as a delegation guide. There's a choice of 3 knives for back-stabbing duties, as well as washing facilities and perfumes, so no matter what, you always come up smelling of roses.
Available soon in all good fashion stores, this sturdy and stylish belt will give somewhere for all teens to store their alcopops, as well as a handy bottle opener for opening those tasty alcopops.
This product is ideal for any young girl that has ever gone into a bar and bought as many as 6 bottles of Hooch or Reef, or other such tasty bottled bevrages, to take advantage of generous 'Happy Hour' deals, only to find that they can't hold all of tyhose bottles whilst strutting their stuff on the dance-floor.
No longer will you have to worry about the dirty little scavengers placing their scabby lips on your bottles as they go from table to table sipping from unattended beverages, as yours will be safely tucked into your utility belt, which is equiped with some super long straws, so you can drink without removing the bottle from the safety of the belt.
Better still, the belt can be used to sneak alcopops past parents at home, and teachers at school, as it's slender design will fit snugly around the waist, and can be hidden with a jacket fashionably tied around the waist. There will be no more groundings and detentions for you, and you can share the alcopop wealth with all your young school chums.
++STOP PRESS++
The Alcopop Utility Belt has had a further improvement made to it. It's now fitted with an emergency sick bag, for those special occasions when you haven't been able to resist supping on one too many of those glorious alcopops, and you get that special chance to taste it all over again as it comes back up. Simply catch it in the back, and you'll be saved he embarrassment, as well as the dirty splashes on your shoes!
Also avaliable from Meka Design Products:
The Tramp Utility Belt comes with storage spage for 8 cans of special brew, a pot to shake for change, and a manky bit of string to tie a dog to, as well as a special beard matting agent to give you that essential look.
The Managers Utilty Belt is perfect for people in management positions, and those that desire to be. It contains a full list of people to blame as well as a delegation guide. There's a choice of 3 knives for back-stabbing duties, as well as washing facilities and perfumes, so no matter what, you always come up smelling of roses.