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"Someone Killed My Turkey"

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Mon 24/06/02 at 23:35
Regular
Posts: 787
Just went downstairs to let my older sister use my PC and for me to play Super Smash Brothers and I come back to a shock.

My Turkey who was standing proudly in front of me with his tail thing up straight and looking glamourous is now lying on it's side flat, resting it's head on one of it's wings.

*looks at time*

Maybe it's asleep or maybe someone killed it?

*slaps Turkey*
Tue 25/06/02 at 00:04
"Uzi Lover"
Posts: 7,403
AH HA!

EXHIBIT A:

A Coaster showing a house in Ibiza (what the hells that in my room for?)


Now, what I'm thinking is that someone made him flat by putting a drink on the coaster when he was laying on it asleep.

At least he died peacefully...kinda.
Tue 25/06/02 at 00:02
Posts: 0
Dont worry were gonne stop who ever is behind this horrile crime...
Mon 24/06/02 at 23:59
Regular
"Conversation Killer"
Posts: 5,550
Intriging. Are there any witnesses? Do you smell the stench of a imbred yank called Hank. ( I'm a poet and i didn't know it :-D )
Mr detective is on the case. Call me ..... Homer.Jay.Simpson.
*falls over*
Uh Oh sphettio
Mon 24/06/02 at 23:59
"Uzi Lover"
Posts: 7,403
I was just about to take a picture of it but my webcam refused to work, so I figured none of you could help. So, I phoned the vet up...

*rings for a bit*

"Hello?"

"Hi is this the Vet?"

"Yes, why on earth are you calling me now? I'm shut"

"So is my Turkey"

"Your Turkey?!?"

"Yes, my Turkey, I got him the other day, his name is Gobbles"

"Ok...what's wrong with 'Gobbles?'"

"It's...d...de..dea..."

"...Carry on..."

"...FLAT, my Turkey is flat!"

"What happened? Did it get run over?"

"No, it's a beanie baby you fool!"

*hangs up*
Mon 24/06/02 at 23:54
Regular
"everyone says it"
Posts: 14,738
Too much conversation a little less action...
Mon 24/06/02 at 23:42
"Uzi Lover"
Posts: 7,403
Starlight wrote:
> And what did the police say!?


They do not know, as I do not know if it is dead or not. It looks like it's sleeping.

When I found out who done this to my Turkey...
Mon 24/06/02 at 23:39
Regular
"I'm not Orgazmo"
Posts: 9,159
And what did the police say!?
Mon 24/06/02 at 23:35
"Uzi Lover"
Posts: 7,403
Just went downstairs to let my older sister use my PC and for me to play Super Smash Brothers and I come back to a shock.

My Turkey who was standing proudly in front of me with his tail thing up straight and looking glamourous is now lying on it's side flat, resting it's head on one of it's wings.

*looks at time*

Maybe it's asleep or maybe someone killed it?

*slaps Turkey*

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