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My Turkey who was standing proudly in front of me with his tail thing up straight and looking glamourous is now lying on it's side flat, resting it's head on one of it's wings.
*looks at time*
Maybe it's asleep or maybe someone killed it?
*slaps Turkey*
EXHIBIT A:
A Coaster showing a house in Ibiza (what the hells that in my room for?)
Now, what I'm thinking is that someone made him flat by putting a drink on the coaster when he was laying on it asleep.
At least he died peacefully...kinda.
Mr detective is on the case. Call me ..... Homer.Jay.Simpson.
*falls over*
Uh Oh sphettio
*rings for a bit*
"Hello?"
"Hi is this the Vet?"
"Yes, why on earth are you calling me now? I'm shut"
"So is my Turkey"
"Your Turkey?!?"
"Yes, my Turkey, I got him the other day, his name is Gobbles"
"Ok...what's wrong with 'Gobbles?'"
"It's...d...de..dea..."
"...Carry on..."
"...FLAT, my Turkey is flat!"
"What happened? Did it get run over?"
"No, it's a beanie baby you fool!"
*hangs up*
> And what did the police say!?
They do not know, as I do not know if it is dead or not. It looks like it's sleeping.
When I found out who done this to my Turkey...
My Turkey who was standing proudly in front of me with his tail thing up straight and looking glamourous is now lying on it's side flat, resting it's head on one of it's wings.
*looks at time*
Maybe it's asleep or maybe someone killed it?
*slaps Turkey*