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People eat really weird stuff don't they? I dunno which monkey chef came up with the idea of making food that we all consider normal, but s/he must have been a bit odd. Animal flesh and bits of plants are fine in my view, it's just those other things that seem a bit strange.
It's milk that worries me most. Why is it that if an adult human was to drink human milk it would be considered disgusting, but anyone can drink milk from a cow and that's just fine? Who first came up with the idea of milking a cow, it's just plain nasty.
But worse is yet to come. The same people who milked a cow decided to let the milk go off to make yoghurt and butter. And then, the same people who decided to take milk from a cow and let it go off, took the lumps out, and injected various 'tasty' strains of mould into the concoction. The first ever cheese-maker must have been considered a deviant freak.
... I mean, you just can't go around collecting the bodily fluids of animals and then leaving them in the sun until they go hard. It's obscene.
And as for eggs, anyone who eats chicken periods should be ashamed of themselves.
... ooh, i can smell my cheese omelette's ready... nice bit of bread and butter on the side, and then some ice-cream with butterscotch sauce. Mmm. I think I'll wash it down with a nice glass of banana flavoured milk.
It's milk that worries me most. Why is it that if an adult human was to drink human milk it would be considered disgusting, but anyone can drink milk from a cow and that's just fine? Who first came up with the idea of milking a cow, it's just plain nasty.
But worse is yet to come. The same people who milked a cow decided to let the milk go off to make yoghurt and butter. And then, the same people who decided to take milk from a cow and let it go off, took the lumps out, and injected various 'tasty' strains of mould into the concoction. The first ever cheese-maker must have been considered a deviant freak.
... I mean, you just can't go around collecting the bodily fluids of animals and then leaving them in the sun until they go hard. It's obscene.
And as for eggs, anyone who eats chicken periods should be ashamed of themselves.
... ooh, i can smell my cheese omelette's ready... nice bit of bread and butter on the side, and then some ice-cream with butterscotch sauce. Mmm. I think I'll wash it down with a nice glass of banana flavoured milk.
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People eat really weird stuff don't they? I dunno which monkey chef came up with the idea of making food that we all consider normal, but s/he must have been a bit odd. Animal flesh and bits of plants are fine in my view, it's just those other things that seem a bit strange.
It's milk that worries me most. Why is it that if an adult human was to drink human milk it would be considered disgusting, but anyone can drink milk from a cow and that's just fine? Who first came up with the idea of milking a cow, it's just plain nasty.
But worse is yet to come. The same people who milked a cow decided to let the milk go off to make yoghurt and butter. And then, the same people who decided to take milk from a cow and let it go off, took the lumps out, and injected various 'tasty' strains of mould into the concoction. The first ever cheese-maker must have been considered a deviant freak.
... I mean, you just can't go around collecting the bodily fluids of animals and then leaving them in the sun until they go hard. It's obscene.
And as for eggs, anyone who eats chicken periods should be ashamed of themselves.
... ooh, i can smell my cheese omelette's ready... nice bit of bread and butter on the side, and then some ice-cream with butterscotch sauce. Mmm. I think I'll wash it down with a nice glass of banana flavoured milk.
It's milk that worries me most. Why is it that if an adult human was to drink human milk it would be considered disgusting, but anyone can drink milk from a cow and that's just fine? Who first came up with the idea of milking a cow, it's just plain nasty.
But worse is yet to come. The same people who milked a cow decided to let the milk go off to make yoghurt and butter. And then, the same people who decided to take milk from a cow and let it go off, took the lumps out, and injected various 'tasty' strains of mould into the concoction. The first ever cheese-maker must have been considered a deviant freak.
... I mean, you just can't go around collecting the bodily fluids of animals and then leaving them in the sun until they go hard. It's obscene.
And as for eggs, anyone who eats chicken periods should be ashamed of themselves.
... ooh, i can smell my cheese omelette's ready... nice bit of bread and butter on the side, and then some ice-cream with butterscotch sauce. Mmm. I think I'll wash it down with a nice glass of banana flavoured milk.