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Oh my God someone actualy spent ages thinking these all up (not be, promise) maybe they're the ones who are actualy obsessed with it.
Anyway I couldnt be bothered to read them all, but some are pretty funny
-Chris
When you are using illegal substances, you are AT the party scene.
You want to go to the beach, smoke, write in your journal and listen to Radiohead.
You don't trust the UPS anymore.
When you pass a fish tank, you look.........nobody is on the other side.
You reenact the death scene with your friends at least once a day.
You reenact the death scene in your room alone every night.
You spend hours thinking up R+J merchandise---"Montague and Capulet guns", "Romeo and Juliet clothing line", "The 'Fair Verona' play-set (dolls included)".
You know all of Mercutio's dance moves.
You consult your English professor for further insights into the movie.
You used to check the Internet everyday to find out when the second soundtrack was coming out.
You suddenly have an obsession with angels, Catholic imagery, and bright Hawaiian shirts.
When you get a letter from a friend, you jump up and down and scream, "News from Verona!".
When you see people arguing, you just have to jump in and scream, "Poor fools, you know not what you do."
Your ideal spring break would be a trip to Mexico City.
You have the name "Montague" or "Capulet" shaved into the back of your head.
You think it would be funny to cast Arnie as Romeo---"Wake up, Juliet. You're hiding. Wake-----UP-------."
You buy a Mexican cross ring because you think it looks like the "and" sign from Romeo "+" Juliet.
When your girlfriend tells you to leave her room, she has to study, you say "Will thou left me so unsatisfied?"
Your standard greeting for friends each morning is "good morrow!"
You refuse to date any guy who would not die for you.
Thy switch off between listening to R + J 68, 96 R&J Volume I, Volume II and Radiohead’s song “Exit Music” on CD.
Thy constantly listen to the Romeo and Juliet soundtrack. Even when you are sleeping, you are listening to the soundtrack. Then, you wake up in the middle of the night hearing, "Love me, love me, say that you love me."
Thy went to see the movie Ransom for a second time just so you can see the preview of Romeo and Juliet again. (B tried this, but another preview was show-The preview was Harry Flynt)
When watching TV, thy cannot wait to the commercials for that rare chance to see Marvin's Room advertised and see Leonardo DiCaprio say his line, "I'm sorry I burned down the house." (something like that)
Thy constantly visit this site, almost every hour. (Well, I admit-I do)
Thy have called Entertainment Weekly's Studio store asking if they sell any Romeo and Juliet merchandise. (did that yesterda,but they don’t have anything)
Thy call all of your local music stores asking, "Is the Romeo and Juliet Soundtrack Volume II out yet?" (Courtney does this, but maybe not every day)
Thy constantly visit THIS SITE making sure that they have not changed the release date of R&J on video to rent, April 8th. (I am paranoid)
Thy take inventory at your local music store to see how many R&J soundtracks (Volume I + II) they have sold. (admit)
Every links to a R&J, Leo or Claire site in a search engine is in the "vlink" color. (almost for B)
Thy have read the screenplay to R&J numerous times. (I keep reading it)
Thy cut out every advertisement for Romeo and Juliet and put it in a scrapbook. (What a good idea)
When thy are alone (like in the shower), thy act out part of the play Romeo and Juliet out loud.
On papers, you call yourself Juliet Capulet or Romeo Montague.
Thy have an email address that relates to Romeo and Juliet. (I do [email protected] )
Thy visit Yahoo News daily and every other up-to-date news search engine searching for keywords "Romeo," "DiCaprio" and "Claire." (where else do you think I find my news)
Thy have noticed in the '68 version that the Capulets are the aggressors with the 1st battle sequence, but in the '96 version, the Montagues start the rumble.
Thy start renting and watching every movie with an actor from Romeo and Juliet in it. For example: Poison Ivy (Leo), Little Women, (Claire) Foxfire, (Dash Mihok) Scream, (Jamie Kennedy) Die Hard 2 (John Leguizamo) and Hackers (Jessie Bradford).
Thy have seen the movie: The Pest with John Leguizamo. (I have seen it and it is hilarious)
Thy have bought Henry Mancini’s Greatest Hits so you can have the instrumental version of the Love Story Theme from Romeo and Juliet ('68) called "A Time For Us." (Bought it Saturday from Best Buy)
At least once a week thy spend a long night looking at every R&J site to see if each individual webmaster has updated their site.
Thy have become attached to your "thick white robe."
Thy have gotten out your old Hawaiian shirts from your trip to Hawaii and wear them thinking that they are in-style.
Thy have bought and hung the R&J poster in your room. (B-has it up)
When it rains late at night, you keep thinking that Romeo is going to come through the balcony.
Thy have been playing pool more often.
Thy have watched every movie version of R&J and have bought their soundtracks.
When you want to get away from everything, thy drive to Mantua.
Every morning you hear nightingales singing.
Thy are counting down the days to when R&J comes out to buy on video. (I have a counter on the site telling you the exact countdown time)
Every time thy talk about thyself you use "thy" instead of "I." (just kind of like this list)
Thy have dreamt that you took a picture with Leonardo DiCaprio in front of Cinderella Castle in Walt Disney World Florida, and your mother took the picture. (I dreamt this)
Thy email everyone in your guestbook more than 7 times to tell them about updates on your site. (I really didn't mean to do it 7 times)
Thy play dead, when your parents want you to do something that you really do not want to do.
Thy want to get the poster tattooed on thyself.
Thy have seen R&J more than 100 times. (someone actually told me this)
Every cop you see you call them "Prince."
When you got pulled over by a cop you said, "Prince, I don't know what thy do?"
Next Halloween you will be the young King Arthur or and Angel.
Thy are determined that if you see every picture still relating to scenes in R&J in chronological order, you believe that you have seen the movie again.
Next year your French name will be "Juliet." (Someone told me that their name is already “Juliet”)
Every time thy look over something high (like a balcony) you belt out the words, "O' Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?"
Thy have begun to smoke thinking it is cool. (I cannot stand the smell of smoke and I do not promote smoking)
If thy do smoke, thy have vowed never to do it at a gas station.
You have gotten all of your toy guns out and are pretending to kill the Capulets.
OUT with Cops and Robbers, IN with Capulet v. Montague.
Thy send all of your mail way in advance.
When you die, you want many candles around you at your funeral.
Every time you wake up from sleeping, you quickly yell, "I am here Romeo. I am alive. Don't drink the poison."
You try to separate thyself from thy enemies.
Thee are seriously considering changing thy name to Romeo Montague or Juliet Capulet.
Thee art considering marrying the person who changed his/her name to Romeo Montague or Juliet Capulet.
Thee goes and watches every movie starring Leonardo DiCaprio or Claire Danes then mesh them together in your mind.
Thee have downloaded so many pictures of Leonardo DiCaprio or Claire Danes that thee can make a home video of his life by putting them in "slideshow."
You have make a shrine on your bedroom wall for the movie Romeo and Juliet and all its players. (someone told me this)
You dressed in makeup and a dress and danced like Mercutio at a recent party. (some 16 year old guy emailed me and told me this)
If you have a Romeo and Juliet ScreenSaver running on your computer.
If when you go to a bookstore..you look through magazines to see if there is something having to do with Leo, R&J, or Claire.
Thee have Romeo and Juliet movie scene wallpaper all over your room.
You go around calling your friends Tybalt, Mercutio, and Rosaline.
You decide to marry at 14.
You go out on your room's balcony each night searching for a secret lover.
You almost kill yourself trying to reenact the roles from the death scene in your school play. (someone told me that they know someone who went to far with their acting and they are now a vegetable for the rest of their life)
You do not answer to anyone unless they call you “Romeo” or “Juliet.”
You recite the words from the movie .... all day long. (I (B) can honestly say that I was playing volleyball one night and I (B) was reciting R + J while playing)
You cry hysterically after reading the part in the play where Romeo dies.
You wear wings or armor to school.
You just rented That Thing You Do or Courage Under Fire just so you can see the R + J video premiere. (I (B)rented That Thing... Last night)
5 out of 6 of your psychiatrists recommend you stop thinking about Leo’s bum in the movie.
You wear sunglasses in the day and cry out asking for Rosaline to come back to you.
You walk out onto your balcony, eventhough you don't have one.
You bite your thumb at your teachers.
You have a costume party every night by yourself and you act out all the roles at once.
You go to the next town's seven 11 and ask for poison.
You go to the nearest elevator and click on the top and bottom floors non-stop till you puke.
You decide to move to Verona Beach....only to find out that there is no such place.
You stalk Leo and Claire by calling them and reciting lines from the movie.
You just cannot help but call your cousins kinsman.
You listen to the soundtrack while brushing your teeth with a Leo brush.
Thou has Romeo + Juliet pictures taped on your computer screen and on the hard drive (I have a pix of Leo taped on my computer hard drive)
Thou has all of your spiral notebooks for school with pictures of Romeo + Juliet on them
You register yourself as one of the character from R + J
Thou nicknames people either, “Romeo” or “Juliet”
Thou reads outrageous lists about how other people suffer from the disease of romeoandjulietilocious
You own a copy of R + J for every character in the play and in each copy you have highlighted all that character’s lines and call it their script
When thou sees a large banded silver ring, you see if “I love thee” is engraved on the inside (Kayreen actually did this when her sister showed her a ring)
Your wallpaper in your room or dorm room is a mixture of R + J pictures and posters
Thou purchase 2 of each R+J posters just in case something should happen to the first ones.
When thy friends ask thou to go somewhere thou don't want to go, thou always quote Romeo and bellow, "But tis no wit to go!"
Thou cover thy binder for school/etc with quotes from thy favorite play, R+J.
Thou have written thy own words to Young hearts run free ("Young hearts, let go, never be hung up, hung up on Leonardo...")
When thou go to nightclubs and hear Young hearts run free, thou imitate Mercutio's funky dances moves and do the "eye thing" (in which Romeo wakes up next to Juliet, dreaming of shooting Tybalt) in the appropriate place.
Thou notice the names Romeo (but not Montague) and Juliet (but not Capulet) in the paper when reading the state places for the year 12 final exams (a friend did this and called me and said "gee I wonder if they're going out???")
Thou search high and low for a copy of the 68 R+J and when thou arrive at the last video shop in town and find the one & only copy already rented out, thou scream "I am fortune's fool!"
Thou develop a sudden attachment to that old song "Just like R+J" (does anyone know this song? "our love's gonna be destroyed by tragedy, just like R+J"?).
Thou begin to notice lines from songs that mention R+J (like Don't fear the Reaper - "R+J are together in eternity").
Thou sit in class and sigh, "Did my mind drift till now? Forswear it, hey, for I never felt true boredom till this day"
Thou dream of Leo on the Oprah Winfrey show doing an act-a-thon (my friend dreamt this).
Thou have danced with a poster of Leo (or Claire).
Thou have devised a way of listening to "Kissing You" like it's played in the movie (ie echoing, in-the-bathroom kind of way) by twisting the headphone plug on thy Discman out a little (sounded really good!!!).
Thou become insanely jealous when thou realise one of thy friends actually has a balcony.
Thou have read the short story upon which R+J the play was based (where the families are the Montesches and the Capellets).
Thou take thy R+J book to Sydney just in case Baz Luhrmann is there autographing books at a shopping centre or something (someone carried it around for 2 days....).
Thee try to bribe the video store clerk to let you rent R&J when they just got a shipment of copies in even though they aren't renting them out yet (this was before th official release date).
Thee watch all of leo's movies and then sit and complain that he isn't acting very much like Romeo.
Thee watch reruns of MSCL on MTV and try to distort Claire's character to make her like Juliet
Thee plan on seeing TITANIC just to see Leo do some romance.
Thee plan on seeing Les Miserables hoping to see some romance.
Thee know about Leo and Claire movies years before they are due to come out in theaters
Thee pretend you are pregnant with Leo's baby, or maybe that's signs you are obsessed with Leo?
Thou names your dog "Romeo," "Juliet," or "Tybalt."
While watching the movie (Romeo and Juliet) you pretend that you're Romeo or Juliet--taking the place of Leonardo DiCaprio or Claire Danes.
You memorize the whole script.
You decide to become an actor or actress just so that you can act as Romeo or Juliet.
You call your boyfriend or girlfriend "Romeo" or "Juliet"
You have a huge party inviting everyone, hoping that you'll meet your true love.
When your boyfriend dumps you for a "prettier girl," you say to him, "Young men's love lies not truly in their hearts, but in their eyes."
While singing at your school concert, you sing the words from songs from the R+J soundtrack, not the song you're supposed to be singing.
You say to your enemy, "Thou art a villain!"
Thee become obssessed with candles and angels.
Thee hire a nurse.
Thee make a ring with “I love thee” on the inside.
Thee by a huge fish tank hoping to find true love
Thee decided to have a huge party with fancy dress and you dress as an angel or knight.
Thee got hold of material that looks like a shroud and cover yourself with it at night.
Theehave the fiery heart logo from R&J tatooed on your chest.
Thee are dying for drama club to put on R&J so you can audition.
Thee yell "a plague o'er both your houses" to people who make you mad, even if there's not two people involved.
Thee faint when someone says they haven't heard of R&J.
Thou art already planning your Halloween party.
Thou wert the first person in your town to rent the movie (yep, I think so).
Thou bought Volume 2 and Radiohead’s OK COMPUTER the day it came out (of which I am guilty on both counts).
You bought the TEEN magazines in order to get all ten postcards.
You had a Romeo and Juliet Viewing Party the day it came out on Video to rent.
Watched the opening sequence in the ten minute interval between breakfast and leaving for school. ( I watched the movie just before thou wert going to take it back while eating dinner, just watched the gas station scene)
Watching it immediately upon arriving home from school. (I listened to the soundtrack CD first until I had my viewing party).
Awakened the entire household at 6 in the morning while listening to track #2 "O Verona" while getting dressed for school. (I was playing it in the car as soon as I got it and I was shocked of how LOUD it is)
You plan on naming your daughter Juliet Claire or Juliet Verona and your son Romeo.
You decide how Leo play each and every male role you see.
Your planning on directing your own Romeo and Juliet movie.
You buy items (such as pillows with your initials monogrammed in them) for your room that makes it look like Juliet's.
Every inch of your locker is covered with Romeo and Juliet pictures.
Your liceanse plate will be "Juliet," "Romeo," "Montague," or "Capulet"
Thou art a webmaster of a Romeo and Juliet site (Thy know that thy art).
Thou have vowed to see Titanic when it comes out on December 19th.
Thou wants to buy a Titanic T-shirt with Leonardo on the front. (not one yet)
Thou writing a Romeo and Juliet soundtrack 2 review in your school newspaper.
You went looking for the pink pyjamas Juliet wore when she was found 'dead' after drinking the poisson. I actually went to several stores, but couldn't find one that even resembles it.
You've tried blackmailing the video shop to sell you the first copy of R+J for $200............. (I have tried and not suceeded, even for that amount[I'm getting desperate!!!!])
You threaten to dump your boyfriend if he doesn't recite lines from the pool scene late at night after a party, with you in your swimming pool.
You name all your soft toys with characters from R+J and act out the lines with your favourite teddy as Romeo.
You dream of directing the film with all the same actor's and actresses except for Claire Danes. Instead of her being Juliet, you have casted your best friend.
You taped Entertainment Tonight for the preview of Titanic and watch it over and over again (seen it 17 times already)
When you hear of a bad review of the movie, you take it personally.
You want to rent a house just because it has a balcony
You have ever written Oprah Winfrey (Oprah) saying you had cancer and your only dream in life was to kiss leo.
Y ou kiss your computer monitor everytime Leo's picture comes up.
If even the teachers in your school know about your obsession.
If you have made an audio tape of the movie so you can listen to it when you can't watch it
If you have over 750 posters/pictures of Leo Claire, and the other players of the movie.
If you are planning on starring in and directing your own updated Romeo and Juliet
If when you go up to someone and you start talking to them and if for once you don't mention the movie or someone in it, they faint from shock.
Y ou know every single line from the movie, and can say it exactly along with the movie, including pauses, crying, etc.
You order so much R+J merchandise you get yourself into debt by the hundreds.
You find ways to incorporate the lines into your everyday speaking (i.e. If you are mad at someone who is trying to talk to you, you say, "Speak not to me, for I'll not hear a word, do as thou wilt for I have done with thee.")
While studying the play in your english class, your teachers asks you to take over the class because you know more about it.
The local video store is always calling to remind you that the video 'Romeo and Juliet' is overdue and you are being billed daily for it.
Everytime you here the last three songs on Romeo and Juliet Soundtrack volume 2, you start crying. (B has a habit of doing this)
You beg your parents to brake the seal everytime you rent Romeo and Juliet from BlockBuster so you have to buy it.
Every other day, you call the movie store and find out when Romeo and Juliet will be out to buy (August 19th-stop calling).
The bookstore knows you by name because you go in there frequently looking for Modern Day Romeo, MSCL, the book, and Romeo and Juliet screenplay.
You know both volumes of the soundtrack by heart. (B does)
When you have a party, you watch the video the night before and make sure that everybody that comes wheres the exact same costumes as the people in the movie at the Capulet Party.
You beg the city council to change the name of your city/town to Verona. (I should do this)
You walk into a gas station and get the urge to reinact the gas station scene. (nope, sorry, not me)
Your family offers to pay for you to get psychiatric help.
You recite movie lines so often that everyone you know, knows them also.
You own a duplicat of all of the movie outfits and costumes.
When you meet your true love, you encourage your parents to start feuding.
Thou hast a reputation for knowing all about the movie that people from all over the globe contact you to ask questions (always happens to me).
Thou art writting or are planning on writting a book on the movie entitled: Romeo + Juliet: The Obsessors Know-All.
Even though illegal, you dubbed the movie because you were broke from rental late fees & you couldn't wait til it comes out.
Thou asks your parents to change your last name to Capulet/Montague
You've started a R+J newspaper or magazine (I should do this).
Thou hast taken a poster of Leo + Claire together, put a mirror over one of their faces then look in it to see your face with them
Your name is "(fill in your name here)"
When announcing you name for student of the month, they added that you were having a Romeo and Juliet party that day over the loudspeaker for the entire school to hear.
Your buddy has been cast as Romeo in the skits they're doing in drama (and gets to act out the balcony scene because the teacher knows it's his fave).
Thou hast memorized the poetry that Romeo says in the beginning of "Introduction to Romeo" on the second album and recite it with him i.e.
"Why then O brawling love, O loving hate?" you know you do it.
Thou knowest the exact time you can see Leo's butt in the movie.
Thou plan a trip to Verona just to see Verona's wall and act out the balcony scene (someone's friend that is actually doing this).
Thou kept and cherish your movie ticket from R + J.
Thou cannot wait until Pay-per-view shows R + J on May 11th.
Thou art planning on watching R + J on Pay-per-view even with the squigly lines through the picture (that’s always fun).
On Wednesday May 21st you will be counting down the hours until B Waltters Young Hollywood special is on (too bad-Tiger Woods was on instead).
Thou hangs onto any reports of the Titanic's release date. You desperately want the movie to come out in July (Oh well-got to wait to Dec. 19th).
When you get your TV or Cable guide you look to see if any movies starring Leo or Claire will be on. Such searches are for "Basketball Diaries" and/or "Little Women."
You watched Pay-per-view for a half hour waiting for a preview of R + J to come on. (B did that on 5/28/97)
When your parents tell you to do something you don't want to do, you get some water and you color it blue and drink it!
You plan on naming your kid's first name Juliet or Romeo and their middle names, Capulet or Montague!
You make your mother watch the movie with you (my mom saw it with me).
Your parents now call you Romeo or Juliet because they're afraid your goinng to start yellinng at them if they don't!
Your friends have your teacher take your real name out of the gradebook and put Romeo or Juliet.
You start taking voice lessons so you can sing like Quindon Tarver.
You want to have your basketball team changed to the Montague Panthers or the Capulet Cats.
The whole town knows about your obsession.
Forget Nikes or Rebooks, you want a pair or Montagues or Capulets.
You make your 4 yr. old brother learn the the part of Tybalt.
You have your computer desktop wallpapered with pictures from R&J.
All things listed under FAVORITES or BOOKMARKS have to do with R&j, Leo or Claire.
Thou art writting or are planning on writting a book on the movie entitled: Romeo + Juliet: The Obsessors Know-All.
Even though illegal, you dubbed the movie because you were broke from rental late fees & you couldn't wait til it comes out.
Thou asks your parents to change your last name to Capulet/Montague
You've started a R+J newspaper or magazine (I should do this).
Thou hast taken a poster of Leo + Claire together, put a mirror over one of their faces then look in it to see your face with them
Your name is "(fill in your name here)"
When announcing you name for student of the month, they added that you were having a Romeo and Juliet party that day over the loudspeaker for the entire school to hear.
Your buddy has been cast as Romeo in the skits they're doing in drama (and gets to act out the balcony scene because the teacher knows it's his fave).
Thou hast memorized the poetry that Romeo says in the beginning of "Introduction to Romeo" on the second album and recite it with him i.e.
"Why then O brawling love, O loving hate?" you know you do it.
Thou knowest the exact time you can see Leo's butt in the movie.
Thou plan a trip to Verona just to see Verona's wall and act out the balcony scene (someone's friend that is actually doing this).
Thou kept and cherish your movie ticket from R + J.
Thou cannot wait until Pay-per-view shows R + J on May 11th.
Thou art planning on watching R + J on Pay-per-view even with the squigly lines through the picture (that’s always fun).
On Wednesday May 21st you will be counting down the hours until B Waltters Young Hollywood special is on (too bad-Tiger Woods was on instead).
Thou hangs onto any reports of the Titanic's release date. You desperately want the movie to come out in July (Oh well-got to wait to Dec. 19th).
When you get your TV or Cable guide you look to see if any movies starring Leo or Claire will be on. Such searches are for "Basketball Diaries" and/or "Little Women."
You watched Pay-per-view for a half hour waiting for a preview of R + J to come on. (B did that on 5/28/97)
When your parents tell you to do something you don't want to do, you get some water and you color it blue and drink it!
You plan on naming your kid's first name Juliet or Romeo and their middle names, Capulet or Montague!
You make your mother watch the movie with you (my mom saw it with me).
Your parents now call you Romeo or Juliet because they're afraid your goinng to start yellinng at them if they don't!
Your friends have your teacher take your real name out of the gradebook and put Romeo or Juliet.
You start taking voice lessons so you can sing like Quindon Tarver.
You want to have your basketball team changed to the Montague Panthers or the Capulet Cats.
The whole town knows about your obsession.
Forget Nikes or Rebooks, you want a pair or Montagues or Capulets.
You make your 4 yr. old brother learn the the part of Tybalt.
You have your computer desktop wallpapered with pictures from R&J.
All things listed under FAVORITES or BOOKMARKS have to do with R&j, Leo or Claire.
Thou makes a Magic Eye Romeo and Juliet book. (that would be cool and have images of Leo or Claire pop up towards you)
Thou wants to create a R + J calendar to hand up and keep track when Leo or Claire movies are on.
For Halloween, you want to buy a R + J mask (I wished at they would make one).
Thou plays the R + J CD-ROM all the time.
Thou automatically, when you boot up your computer your mouse goes to the “Fox” folder.
Thy home page is your home screen.
Thou art excited when you get a message from the Net-u-mind when my site is updated.
Thou cannot wait until Tracy sends out her newsletter called “Leo’s newsletter” ever night.
Thou hast printed out every picture that I have (I only wish I had the time to do that).
You make your boyfriend watch Romeo and Juliet.
When you stay in a hotel with a balcony you stand on it hoping to see your Romeo climbing up it.
When you watch Romeo and Juliet with your friends, they have to tell you to shut up, or sometimes put their hands over you mouth, cause you know almost every line in the movie and you say them.
Everytime you walk into the movie rental place they have to yell that they won't sell you Romeo and Juliet.
You start every letter with "Good Morrow" and then end it with "parting is such sweet sorrow, That I shall say ...".
You've been known to hang out at pool halls in search of......none other than Leo!
Can't help but press the repeat button when listening to either soundtrack so that you can hear the songs over and over and over.....
Use good 'morrow as a greeting regularily (without even realizing it!).
swear to yourself and all your friends that from this day forth every party you throw will be a costume party.....but only you can dress as an angel!
Cry a minimum of 3 times while watching the video.
Have grown fond of doves, angels, candles, Hawaiian apparel, journal writing and Mexico city.
You are now always willing to go to church.....in hopes to see your Romeo or maybe even Leo himself.
You wonder why no one cut Romeo out into little stars when he died.
You decorate your room with porcelain angels.
You set out fireworks every time there's a party you're going to.
Swimming has become your favorite sport.
You buy your boyfriend bright Hawaiian shirts for his birthday.
You follow a cute guy into the elevator.
You try your best to stay away from glass.
When you get grounded, you say, "Be merciful, say death."
You hate Federal Express.
You have a Montague crosse tattoed on your back.
You have a burning heart tattoed on your chest.
You substitute "dagger, longsword", etc. for gun.
When something goes wrong, you say "Aye me."
When your boyfriend beats someone up, you say, "Aye me, what fray was here..."
You sit on your balcony every night waiting for Leonardo DiCaprio to come. (He never does, trust me.)
You have memorized more than the play, and write lines from it all over your notebooks.
When you are caught cheating, you grab the nearest person and scream, "Tempt not a desperate man!!"
You buy the biggest fish tank there is in hopes of meeting your Romeo or Juliet.
You're only happy when it rains, cuz maybe Leo will come to your window.
You draw hearts w/ arrows through them onto small pills, and say "Thy drugs are quick."
You plant Sycamores in your backyard so you can call it Sycamore Grove.
Your make your car look like the ones in R&J.
You search every flea market, retro shop, and thrift shop for a luau shirt like Leo's.
Thou beggest John Henson to give you the William Shakespeare bust Erika Estrada carved on Talk Soup.
Your parents won't let you rent R&J because they know you'll go crazy once you see Leo. (that's what they did but I (Karen) finally rented it) .
When you get hurt you say, "Ay, a scratch."
You stay up all night trying to find the perfect R+J background for your computer.
You waste an entire printer cartridge in one day just printing out Leo and R+J pics.
You search the country for a necklace EXACTLY like Juliet's.
You print out a Romeo pic and cut it out into little stars.
You name a cuddly toy Tybalt, and then kill it. (so to speak.)
You think angel wings, hawaiian shirts and vests with Jesus on them are the latest in fashion.
You put a plaque on your door saying 'You are now entering Verona Beach.'
You walk around yelling ' And I am, a pretty piece of flesh I am.'
You make everyone speak to you in verse.
In the school talent show, you do Mercutio's drag queen dance for your talent, and when you don't win, you scream, "A plague on both your houses!", no matter how many people are there.
When you study R+J in Literature your teacher says that if you fail the test the whole class is doomed.
Your friends start to groan at your mention of R+J or Leo.
You have dreams that you’re Juliet and Romeo and before he drinks the potion you knock it out of his hand and you live happily ever after.
Everytime R+J starts to come on DirecTicket(sattelite) you watch the first five minutes of R+J before the pay per view people figure out u didn"t order it.
Barnes and Noble have blocked all your calls.
You want to write a screenplay just so you can meet Leonardo DiCaprio or anyone who has ever worked with him (I just can't get an idea for a screenplay yet).
While watching R+J you kiss the TV screen everytime you see Romeo and spit on it when you see Tybalt (I only do the first part).
When you have to do an essay on why R+J killed themselves you make the best grade in your entire class (yes I did this).
You cry "I'm fortune's fool!" when you got to Blockbuster as the last copy of R+J was being rented out.
Eventhough you know what happens in the movie everytime you see it you're hoping that Juliet will knock the poison out of Romeo's hand.
You have a dream that Leo takes you to see the movie and he recites his lines to you after while you and him makeout(I had this dream before I even saw the movie).
You make up your own songs about your love for Claire or Leo (to the tune of that french song about brother sleeping "I love Leo, I love Leo, Don't you?.........).
You search every magazine for pictures or news of or about Leo or Claire.
When someone asks you what your favorite movie your friends answer for you.
When anyone says anything about one sided love all your classmates call out your name (this actually happened to someone).
You have a watergun and a picture of Tybalt and you re-enact Tybalt's death scene each night.
After a visit to your Grandma's house on the way home you play “Escape from Mantua.”
You belong to the R+J OBSESSED Fans Club.
When you heard Titanic was bumped from July to December you cried (yet again) "I am fortune's fool."
You have vowed to see Titanic on the 19th of December.(yes I've vowed)
You get hot flashes when you read about R&J, Leo, or Claire in magazine.
The most commomly heard phrase in your household is either "No, I'm not renting you R&J!!!" or "You're watching THAT again?!!"
You plan on buying more than one copy of the movie because you know it'll get worn out REAL quick.
When you don't watch R&J at least once a week you get PMS-like symptoms until you do see it. note--This includes guys & girls.
Your mother takes you to the doctor after your 2-week camp because you're starting to go into withdrawl.
You wish Shakespeare was still alive so he could sign your copy of Romeo + Juliet: The Contemporary Film, The Classic Play
You've started growing your hair out so you can style it like Juliet's for your prom (yes, I confess to this).
You tore out the picture strips attached to the R+J postcards and used them to make a border for your computer monitor (looks really cool!!)
When your little brother starts bugging you, you scream "Thou art my soul's hate!"
You read the screenplay while listening to the 2 soundtrack
Your e-mail password is "Juliet," "Romeo," "Claire," or "Leo"
When you take-eth a Tyleonol for a headache, you bow to your porcelain angels, and say, "What if this mixture do not work at all? Shall I then have leave to go to the doctor ‘morrow?"
You are now a collector of porcelain angels, or any angels you can find!
You record every t.v. show that has something to do with R+J, Leo, Claire, or any of the other actors from the movie (Examples include: 3rd Rock from the Sun, Pearl, MSCL, David Blaine’s little special)
You download every single R+J movie you can find on the net.
When you are so mad you want to kill, you start singing, "I would die for you!"
You have a journal with angels on it to remind you of R+J.
You write a line from R+J in your journal whenever yoou write in it.
When you want to make someone mad, you yell, (Fill in name), thou art consertest with (Fill In Name).
Thou put-eht -est or -eth on-eth every-eth word-eth you-eth speak-est.
Thou lovest saltwater fish.
You dunk your face in water then go look in a fish tank, hoping to see your Romeo/Juliet on the oppisite side.
Thou rent-eth R+J every time you go into Blockbuster video.
You have asked your friends at school if there friends or reletives works in a video store. If they do, you bum off any poster that have Leo or Claire on them.
You hang the Romeo and Juliet poster of Romeo in Friar Lawrence's cell on the celing above your bed and sit up all night staring at it and listening to the soundtrack.
You almost die of suffocation everytime you see or read something about R&J.
You have dozens of folders containing R&J cut-outs ( I have soooo much stuff).
You have at least one little picture of R&J on every single page of your journal.
You say goodnight to Romeo and Juliet in your poster on your wall before going to bed every night.
You don't even want to think about what Juliet's parents would have done if she said she was pregnant!
On the 4th of July, you dress up as an angel and watch the fireworks from your balcony playing the song "Angel" while all of your neighboors stare at you as if you've gone senile.
When you try to back down from a fight at school, you say to your opponent, "I see thou knowest me not," and walk away.
You spend hours on end trying to figure out the exact notes to the piano part for "Kissing You", "The Balcony Scene", and "Morning Breaks", just so you can recreate the moment for yourself.
You scare new people off because they can't understand Old English.
You've found a freind who has a two-way fish tank and set up a photo shoot with you and your boyfriend/girlfriend in the proper knight and angel costumes.
You've found every imaginable way to convince yourself that your life is a modern interpretation of R+J, just so that no one knows (i.e.- Romeo thinks Rosaline is Juliet, Romeo thinks Juliet is Benvolio, . . . ect.)
When people ask you to describe yourself, you tell them you're a misshapen chaos of well-seeming forms.
You feel like someone dropped a ton of bricks on your chest whenever you hear "The Death Scene".
You come up with a never ending list of "What ifs" that would let the two star-crossed lovers live.
Your heart melts whenever you hear your favorite line of all time, "Did my heart love till now? Forswear it, sight! For I never saw true beauty 'till this night!"
You plan to have your wedding rings engraved on the inside with, "I love thee".
Your next science project is to discover whether or not doves can cry.
You swear that Shakespeare somehow knew you would be alive almost 400 years later and that he wrote the entire play just for you.
You want to seriously injure any egg-head who feels the new interpretation of R+J is a disgrace.
You voted for R+J over 200 times in each catagory for the MTV movie awards. Darn it!
You now insult your archenemy by calling him the "King of Cats".
Every time you hear "You and Me", you see yourself with Leo (or Claire) in Hawaiian shirts rollerblading down the beach for a music video.
You dreamt a dream last night that you stopped Romeo in the nick of time.
Your heart literally aches during the happy scenes because you know you can't change the ending.
You loathe and dispise all astronauts.
You don't even want to think about what Juliet's parents would have done if she said she was pregnant!
When Tybalt kicks and hits Romeo, you are up and ready to fight him! (soemone is guilty of that one.)
You wonder what R+J's kid would have looked like.
You try to dream up new scenes so R+J won't die.
You try to kill the TV screen so you won't have to watch R+J die.
You dress up in some funky looking costume every night and go to the pet store to look on the other side of the fish tank, hoping to meet your Romeo or Juliet.
Every time it rains, you drop to your knees and yell, "Oh, I am fortune's fool!"
You want a gun with an angel or some other religious sign engraved on it.
You dream that you and Leo live in a big mansion and every night leo recites romeo's lines to you.
You spend your whole summer on the internet looking up Leo, Claire and Romeo and Juliet.
You and your friends plan a trip to Hollywood to find Leo.
You harass your video store untill they give you their Romeo and Juliet poster.
You watch Entertainment Tonight, and Access Hollywood every night hoping to hear new news about Leo or Claire. (B does)
If you don't come to this site you start to freak out, because you think you might miss something new about Leo or Claire.
You have put a picture of an guardian angel on your page (besides Claire Danes). 2. You named your pets or virtual pets after characters from Romeo & Juliet.
When you ask someone to do something for you but they don't they do it at first but do it later you say, "Good heart, at what?"
You cried when someone erased part of Romeo & Juliet with something else even though you knew you had another copy since you dubbed it twice.
You have put one of those clear sticky bookcovers on your William Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet: The Contemporary Film, The Classic Play to protect it.
Since you can't buy posters anywhere you live 'cause there aren't any stores that sell them ,besides from the Internet, you print out the posters on gigantic papers and put them on your wall. (In Hawaii I have no idea where they sell the posters, no Spencer Gifts or Print Plus or other Mainland stores)
You use your water gun every time during the movie when Tybalt appears and squirt the tv screen with water.
You go crazy if don't see Romeo & Juliet everyday.
You sing "Exit Music" along with Radiohead when they're showing the credits.
You cry after you cut your hair because you wanted it be long so you can style it like Juliet's. (I did this, I wasn't crying though but whining)
You beat out anyone who says that Leo is gay and/or ugly.
When you watch the ending where Romeo is about to drink the poison, you pretend to knock the poison out of his hands by whacking the tv where the poison is.
You're planning to get one of those free CKbe rings that says, "If you choose love over stability"
You watch the commercials on pay-per-view over and over again without getting sick of it
You go to the hair dressers and show them pictures of Juliet's party hair so they can do it to your hair
Thy searches all over town to find a bottle exactly like Juliet's, put blue water in it, and call it your "prop potion"
Thy takes an old perfume vial, dyes water yellow, and puts it in the vial and makes it Romeo's poison
Thy watches, memorizes, and practices with a friend, the handshake that Romeo and Benvolio do when getting into the car after shooting pool and calls it the "Official Romeo Handshake"
Thou print out multiple copies of "Signs you are obsessed" and carry one every where thou goest.
Thy family has to restrain you whenever R+J, Leo, Claire, ANYONE from the film is mentioned, as thou starts hyperventilating.
Thou suddenly elevate to god-status anyone related to the movie (ie, thou find thyself renting movies with Miriam Margolyes, Paul Sorvino, Brian Dennehy, and watching old episodes of "Friends" waiting for Christina Pickles to appear. And thou manages to recognise even the names of crew members in the production (Jill Bilcock edited "I.Q"etc)
Thou thinks it would be cool to make a tape of all the songs from both soundtracks in the order that they appear in the movie (Admit!)
When you get a kitten you name him tybalt and make him a little crown so he can really be "prince of cats", but you have to stifle yourself from killing him.
You did a "happy dance" in november '96 when you heard R&J was rated pg13 so you could see it
You have noticed that all of leo's movies after R&J so far (R&J, titanic, TMITIM) are coming out in fall, nearing winter.
When you know all of the actors who played in the movie(or at least think you do), right down to the Federal Express Clerk, delivery man, and the Montagues Limo driver!
Thy is developing a new R&J religion.
Thy swims in white dresses.
Thy wants a sequel to the movie, even though they died.
Thy wants to go to Immaculant Heart of Mary Church, and walk down the isle just like Juliet.
Anyway I couldnt be bothered to read them all, but some are pretty funny
-Chris
When you are using illegal substances, you are AT the party scene.
You want to go to the beach, smoke, write in your journal and listen to Radiohead.
You don't trust the UPS anymore.
When you pass a fish tank, you look.........nobody is on the other side.
You reenact the death scene with your friends at least once a day.
You reenact the death scene in your room alone every night.
You spend hours thinking up R+J merchandise---"Montague and Capulet guns", "Romeo and Juliet clothing line", "The 'Fair Verona' play-set (dolls included)".
You know all of Mercutio's dance moves.
You consult your English professor for further insights into the movie.
You used to check the Internet everyday to find out when the second soundtrack was coming out.
You suddenly have an obsession with angels, Catholic imagery, and bright Hawaiian shirts.
When you get a letter from a friend, you jump up and down and scream, "News from Verona!".
When you see people arguing, you just have to jump in and scream, "Poor fools, you know not what you do."
Your ideal spring break would be a trip to Mexico City.
You have the name "Montague" or "Capulet" shaved into the back of your head.
You think it would be funny to cast Arnie as Romeo---"Wake up, Juliet. You're hiding. Wake-----UP-------."
You buy a Mexican cross ring because you think it looks like the "and" sign from Romeo "+" Juliet.
When your girlfriend tells you to leave her room, she has to study, you say "Will thou left me so unsatisfied?"
Your standard greeting for friends each morning is "good morrow!"
You refuse to date any guy who would not die for you.
Thy switch off between listening to R + J 68, 96 R&J Volume I, Volume II and Radiohead’s song “Exit Music” on CD.
Thy constantly listen to the Romeo and Juliet soundtrack. Even when you are sleeping, you are listening to the soundtrack. Then, you wake up in the middle of the night hearing, "Love me, love me, say that you love me."
Thy went to see the movie Ransom for a second time just so you can see the preview of Romeo and Juliet again. (B tried this, but another preview was show-The preview was Harry Flynt)
When watching TV, thy cannot wait to the commercials for that rare chance to see Marvin's Room advertised and see Leonardo DiCaprio say his line, "I'm sorry I burned down the house." (something like that)
Thy constantly visit this site, almost every hour. (Well, I admit-I do)
Thy have called Entertainment Weekly's Studio store asking if they sell any Romeo and Juliet merchandise. (did that yesterda,but they don’t have anything)
Thy call all of your local music stores asking, "Is the Romeo and Juliet Soundtrack Volume II out yet?" (Courtney does this, but maybe not every day)
Thy constantly visit THIS SITE making sure that they have not changed the release date of R&J on video to rent, April 8th. (I am paranoid)
Thy take inventory at your local music store to see how many R&J soundtracks (Volume I + II) they have sold. (admit)
Every links to a R&J, Leo or Claire site in a search engine is in the "vlink" color. (almost for B)
Thy have read the screenplay to R&J numerous times. (I keep reading it)
Thy cut out every advertisement for Romeo and Juliet and put it in a scrapbook. (What a good idea)
When thy are alone (like in the shower), thy act out part of the play Romeo and Juliet out loud.
On papers, you call yourself Juliet Capulet or Romeo Montague.
Thy have an email address that relates to Romeo and Juliet. (I do [email protected] )
Thy visit Yahoo News daily and every other up-to-date news search engine searching for keywords "Romeo," "DiCaprio" and "Claire." (where else do you think I find my news)
Thy have noticed in the '68 version that the Capulets are the aggressors with the 1st battle sequence, but in the '96 version, the Montagues start the rumble.
Thy start renting and watching every movie with an actor from Romeo and Juliet in it. For example: Poison Ivy (Leo), Little Women, (Claire) Foxfire, (Dash Mihok) Scream, (Jamie Kennedy) Die Hard 2 (John Leguizamo) and Hackers (Jessie Bradford).
Thy have seen the movie: The Pest with John Leguizamo. (I have seen it and it is hilarious)
Thy have bought Henry Mancini’s Greatest Hits so you can have the instrumental version of the Love Story Theme from Romeo and Juliet ('68) called "A Time For Us." (Bought it Saturday from Best Buy)
At least once a week thy spend a long night looking at every R&J site to see if each individual webmaster has updated their site.
Thy have become attached to your "thick white robe."
Thy have gotten out your old Hawaiian shirts from your trip to Hawaii and wear them thinking that they are in-style.
Thy have bought and hung the R&J poster in your room. (B-has it up)
When it rains late at night, you keep thinking that Romeo is going to come through the balcony.
Thy have been playing pool more often.
Thy have watched every movie version of R&J and have bought their soundtracks.
When you want to get away from everything, thy drive to Mantua.
Every morning you hear nightingales singing.
Thy are counting down the days to when R&J comes out to buy on video. (I have a counter on the site telling you the exact countdown time)
Every time thy talk about thyself you use "thy" instead of "I." (just kind of like this list)
Thy have dreamt that you took a picture with Leonardo DiCaprio in front of Cinderella Castle in Walt Disney World Florida, and your mother took the picture. (I dreamt this)
Thy email everyone in your guestbook more than 7 times to tell them about updates on your site. (I really didn't mean to do it 7 times)
Thy play dead, when your parents want you to do something that you really do not want to do.
Thy want to get the poster tattooed on thyself.
Thy have seen R&J more than 100 times. (someone actually told me this)
Every cop you see you call them "Prince."
When you got pulled over by a cop you said, "Prince, I don't know what thy do?"
Next Halloween you will be the young King Arthur or and Angel.
Thy are determined that if you see every picture still relating to scenes in R&J in chronological order, you believe that you have seen the movie again.
Next year your French name will be "Juliet." (Someone told me that their name is already “Juliet”)
Every time thy look over something high (like a balcony) you belt out the words, "O' Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?"
Thy have begun to smoke thinking it is cool. (I cannot stand the smell of smoke and I do not promote smoking)
If thy do smoke, thy have vowed never to do it at a gas station.
You have gotten all of your toy guns out and are pretending to kill the Capulets.
OUT with Cops and Robbers, IN with Capulet v. Montague.
Thy send all of your mail way in advance.
When you die, you want many candles around you at your funeral.
Every time you wake up from sleeping, you quickly yell, "I am here Romeo. I am alive. Don't drink the poison."
You try to separate thyself from thy enemies.
Thee are seriously considering changing thy name to Romeo Montague or Juliet Capulet.
Thee art considering marrying the person who changed his/her name to Romeo Montague or Juliet Capulet.
Thee goes and watches every movie starring Leonardo DiCaprio or Claire Danes then mesh them together in your mind.
Thee have downloaded so many pictures of Leonardo DiCaprio or Claire Danes that thee can make a home video of his life by putting them in "slideshow."
You have make a shrine on your bedroom wall for the movie Romeo and Juliet and all its players. (someone told me this)
You dressed in makeup and a dress and danced like Mercutio at a recent party. (some 16 year old guy emailed me and told me this)
If you have a Romeo and Juliet ScreenSaver running on your computer.
If when you go to a bookstore..you look through magazines to see if there is something having to do with Leo, R&J, or Claire.
Thee have Romeo and Juliet movie scene wallpaper all over your room.
You go around calling your friends Tybalt, Mercutio, and Rosaline.
You decide to marry at 14.
You go out on your room's balcony each night searching for a secret lover.
You almost kill yourself trying to reenact the roles from the death scene in your school play. (someone told me that they know someone who went to far with their acting and they are now a vegetable for the rest of their life)
You do not answer to anyone unless they call you “Romeo” or “Juliet.”
You recite the words from the movie .... all day long. (I (B) can honestly say that I was playing volleyball one night and I (B) was reciting R + J while playing)
You cry hysterically after reading the part in the play where Romeo dies.
You wear wings or armor to school.
You just rented That Thing You Do or Courage Under Fire just so you can see the R + J video premiere. (I (B)rented That Thing... Last night)
5 out of 6 of your psychiatrists recommend you stop thinking about Leo’s bum in the movie.
You wear sunglasses in the day and cry out asking for Rosaline to come back to you.
You walk out onto your balcony, eventhough you don't have one.
You bite your thumb at your teachers.
You have a costume party every night by yourself and you act out all the roles at once.
You go to the next town's seven 11 and ask for poison.
You go to the nearest elevator and click on the top and bottom floors non-stop till you puke.
You decide to move to Verona Beach....only to find out that there is no such place.
You stalk Leo and Claire by calling them and reciting lines from the movie.
You just cannot help but call your cousins kinsman.
You listen to the soundtrack while brushing your teeth with a Leo brush.
Thou has Romeo + Juliet pictures taped on your computer screen and on the hard drive (I have a pix of Leo taped on my computer hard drive)
Thou has all of your spiral notebooks for school with pictures of Romeo + Juliet on them
You register yourself as one of the character from R + J
Thou nicknames people either, “Romeo” or “Juliet”
Thou reads outrageous lists about how other people suffer from the disease of romeoandjulietilocious
You own a copy of R + J for every character in the play and in each copy you have highlighted all that character’s lines and call it their script
When thou sees a large banded silver ring, you see if “I love thee” is engraved on the inside (Kayreen actually did this when her sister showed her a ring)
Your wallpaper in your room or dorm room is a mixture of R + J pictures and posters
Thou purchase 2 of each R+J posters just in case something should happen to the first ones.
When thy friends ask thou to go somewhere thou don't want to go, thou always quote Romeo and bellow, "But tis no wit to go!"
Thou cover thy binder for school/etc with quotes from thy favorite play, R+J.
Thou have written thy own words to Young hearts run free ("Young hearts, let go, never be hung up, hung up on Leonardo...")
When thou go to nightclubs and hear Young hearts run free, thou imitate Mercutio's funky dances moves and do the "eye thing" (in which Romeo wakes up next to Juliet, dreaming of shooting Tybalt) in the appropriate place.
Thou notice the names Romeo (but not Montague) and Juliet (but not Capulet) in the paper when reading the state places for the year 12 final exams (a friend did this and called me and said "gee I wonder if they're going out???")
Thou search high and low for a copy of the 68 R+J and when thou arrive at the last video shop in town and find the one & only copy already rented out, thou scream "I am fortune's fool!"
Thou develop a sudden attachment to that old song "Just like R+J" (does anyone know this song? "our love's gonna be destroyed by tragedy, just like R+J"?).
Thou begin to notice lines from songs that mention R+J (like Don't fear the Reaper - "R+J are together in eternity").
Thou sit in class and sigh, "Did my mind drift till now? Forswear it, hey, for I never felt true boredom till this day"
Thou dream of Leo on the Oprah Winfrey show doing an act-a-thon (my friend dreamt this).
Thou have danced with a poster of Leo (or Claire).
Thou have devised a way of listening to "Kissing You" like it's played in the movie (ie echoing, in-the-bathroom kind of way) by twisting the headphone plug on thy Discman out a little (sounded really good!!!).
Thou become insanely jealous when thou realise one of thy friends actually has a balcony.
Thou have read the short story upon which R+J the play was based (where the families are the Montesches and the Capellets).
Thou take thy R+J book to Sydney just in case Baz Luhrmann is there autographing books at a shopping centre or something (someone carried it around for 2 days....).
Thee try to bribe the video store clerk to let you rent R&J when they just got a shipment of copies in even though they aren't renting them out yet (this was before th official release date).
Thee watch all of leo's movies and then sit and complain that he isn't acting very much like Romeo.
Thee watch reruns of MSCL on MTV and try to distort Claire's character to make her like Juliet
Thee plan on seeing TITANIC just to see Leo do some romance.
Thee plan on seeing Les Miserables hoping to see some romance.
Thee know about Leo and Claire movies years before they are due to come out in theaters
Thee pretend you are pregnant with Leo's baby, or maybe that's signs you are obsessed with Leo?
Thou names your dog "Romeo," "Juliet," or "Tybalt."
While watching the movie (Romeo and Juliet) you pretend that you're Romeo or Juliet--taking the place of Leonardo DiCaprio or Claire Danes.
You memorize the whole script.
You decide to become an actor or actress just so that you can act as Romeo or Juliet.
You call your boyfriend or girlfriend "Romeo" or "Juliet"
You have a huge party inviting everyone, hoping that you'll meet your true love.
When your boyfriend dumps you for a "prettier girl," you say to him, "Young men's love lies not truly in their hearts, but in their eyes."
While singing at your school concert, you sing the words from songs from the R+J soundtrack, not the song you're supposed to be singing.
You say to your enemy, "Thou art a villain!"
Thee become obssessed with candles and angels.
Thee hire a nurse.
Thee make a ring with “I love thee” on the inside.
Thee by a huge fish tank hoping to find true love
Thee decided to have a huge party with fancy dress and you dress as an angel or knight.
Thee got hold of material that looks like a shroud and cover yourself with it at night.
Theehave the fiery heart logo from R&J tatooed on your chest.
Thee are dying for drama club to put on R&J so you can audition.
Thee yell "a plague o'er both your houses" to people who make you mad, even if there's not two people involved.
Thee faint when someone says they haven't heard of R&J.
Thou art already planning your Halloween party.
Thou wert the first person in your town to rent the movie (yep, I think so).
Thou bought Volume 2 and Radiohead’s OK COMPUTER the day it came out (of which I am guilty on both counts).
You bought the TEEN magazines in order to get all ten postcards.
You had a Romeo and Juliet Viewing Party the day it came out on Video to rent.
Watched the opening sequence in the ten minute interval between breakfast and leaving for school. ( I watched the movie just before thou wert going to take it back while eating dinner, just watched the gas station scene)
Watching it immediately upon arriving home from school. (I listened to the soundtrack CD first until I had my viewing party).
Awakened the entire household at 6 in the morning while listening to track #2 "O Verona" while getting dressed for school. (I was playing it in the car as soon as I got it and I was shocked of how LOUD it is)
You plan on naming your daughter Juliet Claire or Juliet Verona and your son Romeo.
You decide how Leo play each and every male role you see.
Your planning on directing your own Romeo and Juliet movie.
You buy items (such as pillows with your initials monogrammed in them) for your room that makes it look like Juliet's.
Every inch of your locker is covered with Romeo and Juliet pictures.
Your liceanse plate will be "Juliet," "Romeo," "Montague," or "Capulet"
Thou art a webmaster of a Romeo and Juliet site (Thy know that thy art).
Thou have vowed to see Titanic when it comes out on December 19th.
Thou wants to buy a Titanic T-shirt with Leonardo on the front. (not one yet)
Thou writing a Romeo and Juliet soundtrack 2 review in your school newspaper.
You went looking for the pink pyjamas Juliet wore when she was found 'dead' after drinking the poisson. I actually went to several stores, but couldn't find one that even resembles it.
You've tried blackmailing the video shop to sell you the first copy of R+J for $200............. (I have tried and not suceeded, even for that amount[I'm getting desperate!!!!])
You threaten to dump your boyfriend if he doesn't recite lines from the pool scene late at night after a party, with you in your swimming pool.
You name all your soft toys with characters from R+J and act out the lines with your favourite teddy as Romeo.
You dream of directing the film with all the same actor's and actresses except for Claire Danes. Instead of her being Juliet, you have casted your best friend.
You taped Entertainment Tonight for the preview of Titanic and watch it over and over again (seen it 17 times already)
When you hear of a bad review of the movie, you take it personally.
You want to rent a house just because it has a balcony
You have ever written Oprah Winfrey (Oprah) saying you had cancer and your only dream in life was to kiss leo.
Y ou kiss your computer monitor everytime Leo's picture comes up.
If even the teachers in your school know about your obsession.
If you have made an audio tape of the movie so you can listen to it when you can't watch it
If you have over 750 posters/pictures of Leo Claire, and the other players of the movie.
If you are planning on starring in and directing your own updated Romeo and Juliet
If when you go up to someone and you start talking to them and if for once you don't mention the movie or someone in it, they faint from shock.
Y ou know every single line from the movie, and can say it exactly along with the movie, including pauses, crying, etc.
You order so much R+J merchandise you get yourself into debt by the hundreds.
You find ways to incorporate the lines into your everyday speaking (i.e. If you are mad at someone who is trying to talk to you, you say, "Speak not to me, for I'll not hear a word, do as thou wilt for I have done with thee.")
While studying the play in your english class, your teachers asks you to take over the class because you know more about it.
The local video store is always calling to remind you that the video 'Romeo and Juliet' is overdue and you are being billed daily for it.
Everytime you here the last three songs on Romeo and Juliet Soundtrack volume 2, you start crying. (B has a habit of doing this)
You beg your parents to brake the seal everytime you rent Romeo and Juliet from BlockBuster so you have to buy it.
Every other day, you call the movie store and find out when Romeo and Juliet will be out to buy (August 19th-stop calling).
The bookstore knows you by name because you go in there frequently looking for Modern Day Romeo, MSCL, the book, and Romeo and Juliet screenplay.
You know both volumes of the soundtrack by heart. (B does)
When you have a party, you watch the video the night before and make sure that everybody that comes wheres the exact same costumes as the people in the movie at the Capulet Party.
You beg the city council to change the name of your city/town to Verona. (I should do this)
You walk into a gas station and get the urge to reinact the gas station scene. (nope, sorry, not me)
Your family offers to pay for you to get psychiatric help.
You recite movie lines so often that everyone you know, knows them also.
You own a duplicat of all of the movie outfits and costumes.
When you meet your true love, you encourage your parents to start feuding.
Thou hast a reputation for knowing all about the movie that people from all over the globe contact you to ask questions (always happens to me).
Thou art writting or are planning on writting a book on the movie entitled: Romeo + Juliet: The Obsessors Know-All.
Even though illegal, you dubbed the movie because you were broke from rental late fees & you couldn't wait til it comes out.
Thou asks your parents to change your last name to Capulet/Montague
You've started a R+J newspaper or magazine (I should do this).
Thou hast taken a poster of Leo + Claire together, put a mirror over one of their faces then look in it to see your face with them
Your name is "(fill in your name here)"
When announcing you name for student of the month, they added that you were having a Romeo and Juliet party that day over the loudspeaker for the entire school to hear.
Your buddy has been cast as Romeo in the skits they're doing in drama (and gets to act out the balcony scene because the teacher knows it's his fave).
Thou hast memorized the poetry that Romeo says in the beginning of "Introduction to Romeo" on the second album and recite it with him i.e.
"Why then O brawling love, O loving hate?" you know you do it.
Thou knowest the exact time you can see Leo's butt in the movie.
Thou plan a trip to Verona just to see Verona's wall and act out the balcony scene (someone's friend that is actually doing this).
Thou kept and cherish your movie ticket from R + J.
Thou cannot wait until Pay-per-view shows R + J on May 11th.
Thou art planning on watching R + J on Pay-per-view even with the squigly lines through the picture (that’s always fun).
On Wednesday May 21st you will be counting down the hours until B Waltters Young Hollywood special is on (too bad-Tiger Woods was on instead).
Thou hangs onto any reports of the Titanic's release date. You desperately want the movie to come out in July (Oh well-got to wait to Dec. 19th).
When you get your TV or Cable guide you look to see if any movies starring Leo or Claire will be on. Such searches are for "Basketball Diaries" and/or "Little Women."
You watched Pay-per-view for a half hour waiting for a preview of R + J to come on. (B did that on 5/28/97)
When your parents tell you to do something you don't want to do, you get some water and you color it blue and drink it!
You plan on naming your kid's first name Juliet or Romeo and their middle names, Capulet or Montague!
You make your mother watch the movie with you (my mom saw it with me).
Your parents now call you Romeo or Juliet because they're afraid your goinng to start yellinng at them if they don't!
Your friends have your teacher take your real name out of the gradebook and put Romeo or Juliet.
You start taking voice lessons so you can sing like Quindon Tarver.
You want to have your basketball team changed to the Montague Panthers or the Capulet Cats.
The whole town knows about your obsession.
Forget Nikes or Rebooks, you want a pair or Montagues or Capulets.
You make your 4 yr. old brother learn the the part of Tybalt.
You have your computer desktop wallpapered with pictures from R&J.
All things listed under FAVORITES or BOOKMARKS have to do with R&j, Leo or Claire.
Thou art writting or are planning on writting a book on the movie entitled: Romeo + Juliet: The Obsessors Know-All.
Even though illegal, you dubbed the movie because you were broke from rental late fees & you couldn't wait til it comes out.
Thou asks your parents to change your last name to Capulet/Montague
You've started a R+J newspaper or magazine (I should do this).
Thou hast taken a poster of Leo + Claire together, put a mirror over one of their faces then look in it to see your face with them
Your name is "(fill in your name here)"
When announcing you name for student of the month, they added that you were having a Romeo and Juliet party that day over the loudspeaker for the entire school to hear.
Your buddy has been cast as Romeo in the skits they're doing in drama (and gets to act out the balcony scene because the teacher knows it's his fave).
Thou hast memorized the poetry that Romeo says in the beginning of "Introduction to Romeo" on the second album and recite it with him i.e.
"Why then O brawling love, O loving hate?" you know you do it.
Thou knowest the exact time you can see Leo's butt in the movie.
Thou plan a trip to Verona just to see Verona's wall and act out the balcony scene (someone's friend that is actually doing this).
Thou kept and cherish your movie ticket from R + J.
Thou cannot wait until Pay-per-view shows R + J on May 11th.
Thou art planning on watching R + J on Pay-per-view even with the squigly lines through the picture (that’s always fun).
On Wednesday May 21st you will be counting down the hours until B Waltters Young Hollywood special is on (too bad-Tiger Woods was on instead).
Thou hangs onto any reports of the Titanic's release date. You desperately want the movie to come out in July (Oh well-got to wait to Dec. 19th).
When you get your TV or Cable guide you look to see if any movies starring Leo or Claire will be on. Such searches are for "Basketball Diaries" and/or "Little Women."
You watched Pay-per-view for a half hour waiting for a preview of R + J to come on. (B did that on 5/28/97)
When your parents tell you to do something you don't want to do, you get some water and you color it blue and drink it!
You plan on naming your kid's first name Juliet or Romeo and their middle names, Capulet or Montague!
You make your mother watch the movie with you (my mom saw it with me).
Your parents now call you Romeo or Juliet because they're afraid your goinng to start yellinng at them if they don't!
Your friends have your teacher take your real name out of the gradebook and put Romeo or Juliet.
You start taking voice lessons so you can sing like Quindon Tarver.
You want to have your basketball team changed to the Montague Panthers or the Capulet Cats.
The whole town knows about your obsession.
Forget Nikes or Rebooks, you want a pair or Montagues or Capulets.
You make your 4 yr. old brother learn the the part of Tybalt.
You have your computer desktop wallpapered with pictures from R&J.
All things listed under FAVORITES or BOOKMARKS have to do with R&j, Leo or Claire.
Thou makes a Magic Eye Romeo and Juliet book. (that would be cool and have images of Leo or Claire pop up towards you)
Thou wants to create a R + J calendar to hand up and keep track when Leo or Claire movies are on.
For Halloween, you want to buy a R + J mask (I wished at they would make one).
Thou plays the R + J CD-ROM all the time.
Thou automatically, when you boot up your computer your mouse goes to the “Fox” folder.
Thy home page is your home screen.
Thou art excited when you get a message from the Net-u-mind when my site is updated.
Thou cannot wait until Tracy sends out her newsletter called “Leo’s newsletter” ever night.
Thou hast printed out every picture that I have (I only wish I had the time to do that).
You make your boyfriend watch Romeo and Juliet.
When you stay in a hotel with a balcony you stand on it hoping to see your Romeo climbing up it.
When you watch Romeo and Juliet with your friends, they have to tell you to shut up, or sometimes put their hands over you mouth, cause you know almost every line in the movie and you say them.
Everytime you walk into the movie rental place they have to yell that they won't sell you Romeo and Juliet.
You start every letter with "Good Morrow" and then end it with "parting is such sweet sorrow, That I shall say ...".
You've been known to hang out at pool halls in search of......none other than Leo!
Can't help but press the repeat button when listening to either soundtrack so that you can hear the songs over and over and over.....
Use good 'morrow as a greeting regularily (without even realizing it!).
swear to yourself and all your friends that from this day forth every party you throw will be a costume party.....but only you can dress as an angel!
Cry a minimum of 3 times while watching the video.
Have grown fond of doves, angels, candles, Hawaiian apparel, journal writing and Mexico city.
You are now always willing to go to church.....in hopes to see your Romeo or maybe even Leo himself.
You wonder why no one cut Romeo out into little stars when he died.
You decorate your room with porcelain angels.
You set out fireworks every time there's a party you're going to.
Swimming has become your favorite sport.
You buy your boyfriend bright Hawaiian shirts for his birthday.
You follow a cute guy into the elevator.
You try your best to stay away from glass.
When you get grounded, you say, "Be merciful, say death."
You hate Federal Express.
You have a Montague crosse tattoed on your back.
You have a burning heart tattoed on your chest.
You substitute "dagger, longsword", etc. for gun.
When something goes wrong, you say "Aye me."
When your boyfriend beats someone up, you say, "Aye me, what fray was here..."
You sit on your balcony every night waiting for Leonardo DiCaprio to come. (He never does, trust me.)
You have memorized more than the play, and write lines from it all over your notebooks.
When you are caught cheating, you grab the nearest person and scream, "Tempt not a desperate man!!"
You buy the biggest fish tank there is in hopes of meeting your Romeo or Juliet.
You're only happy when it rains, cuz maybe Leo will come to your window.
You draw hearts w/ arrows through them onto small pills, and say "Thy drugs are quick."
You plant Sycamores in your backyard so you can call it Sycamore Grove.
Your make your car look like the ones in R&J.
You search every flea market, retro shop, and thrift shop for a luau shirt like Leo's.
Thou beggest John Henson to give you the William Shakespeare bust Erika Estrada carved on Talk Soup.
Your parents won't let you rent R&J because they know you'll go crazy once you see Leo. (that's what they did but I (Karen) finally rented it) .
When you get hurt you say, "Ay, a scratch."
You stay up all night trying to find the perfect R+J background for your computer.
You waste an entire printer cartridge in one day just printing out Leo and R+J pics.
You search the country for a necklace EXACTLY like Juliet's.
You print out a Romeo pic and cut it out into little stars.
You name a cuddly toy Tybalt, and then kill it. (so to speak.)
You think angel wings, hawaiian shirts and vests with Jesus on them are the latest in fashion.
You put a plaque on your door saying 'You are now entering Verona Beach.'
You walk around yelling ' And I am, a pretty piece of flesh I am.'
You make everyone speak to you in verse.
In the school talent show, you do Mercutio's drag queen dance for your talent, and when you don't win, you scream, "A plague on both your houses!", no matter how many people are there.
When you study R+J in Literature your teacher says that if you fail the test the whole class is doomed.
Your friends start to groan at your mention of R+J or Leo.
You have dreams that you’re Juliet and Romeo and before he drinks the potion you knock it out of his hand and you live happily ever after.
Everytime R+J starts to come on DirecTicket(sattelite) you watch the first five minutes of R+J before the pay per view people figure out u didn"t order it.
Barnes and Noble have blocked all your calls.
You want to write a screenplay just so you can meet Leonardo DiCaprio or anyone who has ever worked with him (I just can't get an idea for a screenplay yet).
While watching R+J you kiss the TV screen everytime you see Romeo and spit on it when you see Tybalt (I only do the first part).
When you have to do an essay on why R+J killed themselves you make the best grade in your entire class (yes I did this).
You cry "I'm fortune's fool!" when you got to Blockbuster as the last copy of R+J was being rented out.
Eventhough you know what happens in the movie everytime you see it you're hoping that Juliet will knock the poison out of Romeo's hand.
You have a dream that Leo takes you to see the movie and he recites his lines to you after while you and him makeout(I had this dream before I even saw the movie).
You make up your own songs about your love for Claire or Leo (to the tune of that french song about brother sleeping "I love Leo, I love Leo, Don't you?.........).
You search every magazine for pictures or news of or about Leo or Claire.
When someone asks you what your favorite movie your friends answer for you.
When anyone says anything about one sided love all your classmates call out your name (this actually happened to someone).
You have a watergun and a picture of Tybalt and you re-enact Tybalt's death scene each night.
After a visit to your Grandma's house on the way home you play “Escape from Mantua.”
You belong to the R+J OBSESSED Fans Club.
When you heard Titanic was bumped from July to December you cried (yet again) "I am fortune's fool."
You have vowed to see Titanic on the 19th of December.(yes I've vowed)
You get hot flashes when you read about R&J, Leo, or Claire in magazine.
The most commomly heard phrase in your household is either "No, I'm not renting you R&J!!!" or "You're watching THAT again?!!"
You plan on buying more than one copy of the movie because you know it'll get worn out REAL quick.
When you don't watch R&J at least once a week you get PMS-like symptoms until you do see it. note--This includes guys & girls.
Your mother takes you to the doctor after your 2-week camp because you're starting to go into withdrawl.
You wish Shakespeare was still alive so he could sign your copy of Romeo + Juliet: The Contemporary Film, The Classic Play
You've started growing your hair out so you can style it like Juliet's for your prom (yes, I confess to this).
You tore out the picture strips attached to the R+J postcards and used them to make a border for your computer monitor (looks really cool!!)
When your little brother starts bugging you, you scream "Thou art my soul's hate!"
You read the screenplay while listening to the 2 soundtrack
Your e-mail password is "Juliet," "Romeo," "Claire," or "Leo"
When you take-eth a Tyleonol for a headache, you bow to your porcelain angels, and say, "What if this mixture do not work at all? Shall I then have leave to go to the doctor ‘morrow?"
You are now a collector of porcelain angels, or any angels you can find!
You record every t.v. show that has something to do with R+J, Leo, Claire, or any of the other actors from the movie (Examples include: 3rd Rock from the Sun, Pearl, MSCL, David Blaine’s little special)
You download every single R+J movie you can find on the net.
When you are so mad you want to kill, you start singing, "I would die for you!"
You have a journal with angels on it to remind you of R+J.
You write a line from R+J in your journal whenever yoou write in it.
When you want to make someone mad, you yell, (Fill in name), thou art consertest with (Fill In Name).
Thou put-eht -est or -eth on-eth every-eth word-eth you-eth speak-est.
Thou lovest saltwater fish.
You dunk your face in water then go look in a fish tank, hoping to see your Romeo/Juliet on the oppisite side.
Thou rent-eth R+J every time you go into Blockbuster video.
You have asked your friends at school if there friends or reletives works in a video store. If they do, you bum off any poster that have Leo or Claire on them.
You hang the Romeo and Juliet poster of Romeo in Friar Lawrence's cell on the celing above your bed and sit up all night staring at it and listening to the soundtrack.
You almost die of suffocation everytime you see or read something about R&J.
You have dozens of folders containing R&J cut-outs ( I have soooo much stuff).
You have at least one little picture of R&J on every single page of your journal.
You say goodnight to Romeo and Juliet in your poster on your wall before going to bed every night.
You don't even want to think about what Juliet's parents would have done if she said she was pregnant!
On the 4th of July, you dress up as an angel and watch the fireworks from your balcony playing the song "Angel" while all of your neighboors stare at you as if you've gone senile.
When you try to back down from a fight at school, you say to your opponent, "I see thou knowest me not," and walk away.
You spend hours on end trying to figure out the exact notes to the piano part for "Kissing You", "The Balcony Scene", and "Morning Breaks", just so you can recreate the moment for yourself.
You scare new people off because they can't understand Old English.
You've found a freind who has a two-way fish tank and set up a photo shoot with you and your boyfriend/girlfriend in the proper knight and angel costumes.
You've found every imaginable way to convince yourself that your life is a modern interpretation of R+J, just so that no one knows (i.e.- Romeo thinks Rosaline is Juliet, Romeo thinks Juliet is Benvolio, . . . ect.)
When people ask you to describe yourself, you tell them you're a misshapen chaos of well-seeming forms.
You feel like someone dropped a ton of bricks on your chest whenever you hear "The Death Scene".
You come up with a never ending list of "What ifs" that would let the two star-crossed lovers live.
Your heart melts whenever you hear your favorite line of all time, "Did my heart love till now? Forswear it, sight! For I never saw true beauty 'till this night!"
You plan to have your wedding rings engraved on the inside with, "I love thee".
Your next science project is to discover whether or not doves can cry.
You swear that Shakespeare somehow knew you would be alive almost 400 years later and that he wrote the entire play just for you.
You want to seriously injure any egg-head who feels the new interpretation of R+J is a disgrace.
You voted for R+J over 200 times in each catagory for the MTV movie awards. Darn it!
You now insult your archenemy by calling him the "King of Cats".
Every time you hear "You and Me", you see yourself with Leo (or Claire) in Hawaiian shirts rollerblading down the beach for a music video.
You dreamt a dream last night that you stopped Romeo in the nick of time.
Your heart literally aches during the happy scenes because you know you can't change the ending.
You loathe and dispise all astronauts.
You don't even want to think about what Juliet's parents would have done if she said she was pregnant!
When Tybalt kicks and hits Romeo, you are up and ready to fight him! (soemone is guilty of that one.)
You wonder what R+J's kid would have looked like.
You try to dream up new scenes so R+J won't die.
You try to kill the TV screen so you won't have to watch R+J die.
You dress up in some funky looking costume every night and go to the pet store to look on the other side of the fish tank, hoping to meet your Romeo or Juliet.
Every time it rains, you drop to your knees and yell, "Oh, I am fortune's fool!"
You want a gun with an angel or some other religious sign engraved on it.
You dream that you and Leo live in a big mansion and every night leo recites romeo's lines to you.
You spend your whole summer on the internet looking up Leo, Claire and Romeo and Juliet.
You and your friends plan a trip to Hollywood to find Leo.
You harass your video store untill they give you their Romeo and Juliet poster.
You watch Entertainment Tonight, and Access Hollywood every night hoping to hear new news about Leo or Claire. (B does)
If you don't come to this site you start to freak out, because you think you might miss something new about Leo or Claire.
You have put a picture of an guardian angel on your page (besides Claire Danes). 2. You named your pets or virtual pets after characters from Romeo & Juliet.
When you ask someone to do something for you but they don't they do it at first but do it later you say, "Good heart, at what?"
You cried when someone erased part of Romeo & Juliet with something else even though you knew you had another copy since you dubbed it twice.
You have put one of those clear sticky bookcovers on your William Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet: The Contemporary Film, The Classic Play to protect it.
Since you can't buy posters anywhere you live 'cause there aren't any stores that sell them ,besides from the Internet, you print out the posters on gigantic papers and put them on your wall. (In Hawaii I have no idea where they sell the posters, no Spencer Gifts or Print Plus or other Mainland stores)
You use your water gun every time during the movie when Tybalt appears and squirt the tv screen with water.
You go crazy if don't see Romeo & Juliet everyday.
You sing "Exit Music" along with Radiohead when they're showing the credits.
You cry after you cut your hair because you wanted it be long so you can style it like Juliet's. (I did this, I wasn't crying though but whining)
You beat out anyone who says that Leo is gay and/or ugly.
When you watch the ending where Romeo is about to drink the poison, you pretend to knock the poison out of his hands by whacking the tv where the poison is.
You're planning to get one of those free CKbe rings that says, "If you choose love over stability"
You watch the commercials on pay-per-view over and over again without getting sick of it
You go to the hair dressers and show them pictures of Juliet's party hair so they can do it to your hair
Thy searches all over town to find a bottle exactly like Juliet's, put blue water in it, and call it your "prop potion"
Thy takes an old perfume vial, dyes water yellow, and puts it in the vial and makes it Romeo's poison
Thy watches, memorizes, and practices with a friend, the handshake that Romeo and Benvolio do when getting into the car after shooting pool and calls it the "Official Romeo Handshake"
Thou print out multiple copies of "Signs you are obsessed" and carry one every where thou goest.
Thy family has to restrain you whenever R+J, Leo, Claire, ANYONE from the film is mentioned, as thou starts hyperventilating.
Thou suddenly elevate to god-status anyone related to the movie (ie, thou find thyself renting movies with Miriam Margolyes, Paul Sorvino, Brian Dennehy, and watching old episodes of "Friends" waiting for Christina Pickles to appear. And thou manages to recognise even the names of crew members in the production (Jill Bilcock edited "I.Q"etc)
Thou thinks it would be cool to make a tape of all the songs from both soundtracks in the order that they appear in the movie (Admit!)
When you get a kitten you name him tybalt and make him a little crown so he can really be "prince of cats", but you have to stifle yourself from killing him.
You did a "happy dance" in november '96 when you heard R&J was rated pg13 so you could see it
You have noticed that all of leo's movies after R&J so far (R&J, titanic, TMITIM) are coming out in fall, nearing winter.
When you know all of the actors who played in the movie(or at least think you do), right down to the Federal Express Clerk, delivery man, and the Montagues Limo driver!
Thy is developing a new R&J religion.
Thy swims in white dresses.
Thy wants a sequel to the movie, even though they died.
Thy wants to go to Immaculant Heart of Mary Church, and walk down the isle just like Juliet.
I read the first few, then I scanned down and saw how many there were... it's un-holy
Secondly, the film is good, well, from a director's view it is
Secondly, the film is good, well, from a director's view it is
That film sucks.
I read a few. They sucked.
Hmm didnt think of it like that, good think im not a Newbie or a JAT. I just thought some were quite funny.
That's one hell of a way of getting your word count up. :D
I'm not even going to read reasons... err I like Exit Music and Talk Show Host by Radiohead
Oh my God someone actualy spent ages thinking these all up (not be, promise) maybe they're the ones who are actualy obsessed with it.
Anyway I couldnt be bothered to read them all, but some are pretty funny
-Chris
When you are using illegal substances, you are AT the party scene.
You want to go to the beach, smoke, write in your journal and listen to Radiohead.
You don't trust the UPS anymore.
When you pass a fish tank, you look.........nobody is on the other side.
You reenact the death scene with your friends at least once a day.
You reenact the death scene in your room alone every night.
You spend hours thinking up R+J merchandise---"Montague and Capulet guns", "Romeo and Juliet clothing line", "The 'Fair Verona' play-set (dolls included)".
You know all of Mercutio's dance moves.
You consult your English professor for further insights into the movie.
You used to check the Internet everyday to find out when the second soundtrack was coming out.
You suddenly have an obsession with angels, Catholic imagery, and bright Hawaiian shirts.
When you get a letter from a friend, you jump up and down and scream, "News from Verona!".
When you see people arguing, you just have to jump in and scream, "Poor fools, you know not what you do."
Your ideal spring break would be a trip to Mexico City.
You have the name "Montague" or "Capulet" shaved into the back of your head.
You think it would be funny to cast Arnie as Romeo---"Wake up, Juliet. You're hiding. Wake-----UP-------."
You buy a Mexican cross ring because you think it looks like the "and" sign from Romeo "+" Juliet.
When your girlfriend tells you to leave her room, she has to study, you say "Will thou left me so unsatisfied?"
Your standard greeting for friends each morning is "good morrow!"
You refuse to date any guy who would not die for you.
Thy switch off between listening to R + J 68, 96 R&J Volume I, Volume II and Radiohead’s song “Exit Music” on CD.
Thy constantly listen to the Romeo and Juliet soundtrack. Even when you are sleeping, you are listening to the soundtrack. Then, you wake up in the middle of the night hearing, "Love me, love me, say that you love me."
Thy went to see the movie Ransom for a second time just so you can see the preview of Romeo and Juliet again. (B tried this, but another preview was show-The preview was Harry Flynt)
When watching TV, thy cannot wait to the commercials for that rare chance to see Marvin's Room advertised and see Leonardo DiCaprio say his line, "I'm sorry I burned down the house." (something like that)
Thy constantly visit this site, almost every hour. (Well, I admit-I do)
Thy have called Entertainment Weekly's Studio store asking if they sell any Romeo and Juliet merchandise. (did that yesterda,but they don’t have anything)
Thy call all of your local music stores asking, "Is the Romeo and Juliet Soundtrack Volume II out yet?" (Courtney does this, but maybe not every day)
Thy constantly visit THIS SITE making sure that they have not changed the release date of R&J on video to rent, April 8th. (I am paranoid)
Thy take inventory at your local music store to see how many R&J soundtracks (Volume I + II) they have sold. (admit)
Every links to a R&J, Leo or Claire site in a search engine is in the "vlink" color. (almost for B)
Thy have read the screenplay to R&J numerous times. (I keep reading it)
Thy cut out every advertisement for Romeo and Juliet and put it in a scrapbook. (What a good idea)
When thy are alone (like in the shower), thy act out part of the play Romeo and Juliet out loud.
On papers, you call yourself Juliet Capulet or Romeo Montague.
Thy have an email address that relates to Romeo and Juliet. (I do [email protected] )
Thy visit Yahoo News daily and every other up-to-date news search engine searching for keywords "Romeo," "DiCaprio" and "Claire." (where else do you think I find my news)
Thy have noticed in the '68 version that the Capulets are the aggressors with the 1st battle sequence, but in the '96 version, the Montagues start the rumble.
Thy start renting and watching every movie with an actor from Romeo and Juliet in it. For example: Poison Ivy (Leo), Little Women, (Claire) Foxfire, (Dash Mihok) Scream, (Jamie Kennedy) Die Hard 2 (John Leguizamo) and Hackers (Jessie Bradford).
Thy have seen the movie: The Pest with John Leguizamo. (I have seen it and it is hilarious)
Thy have bought Henry Mancini’s Greatest Hits so you can have the instrumental version of the Love Story Theme from Romeo and Juliet ('68) called "A Time For Us." (Bought it Saturday from Best Buy)
At least once a week thy spend a long night looking at every R&J site to see if each individual webmaster has updated their site.
Thy have become attached to your "thick white robe."
Thy have gotten out your old Hawaiian shirts from your trip to Hawaii and wear them thinking that they are in-style.
Thy have bought and hung the R&J poster in your room. (B-has it up)
When it rains late at night, you keep thinking that Romeo is going to come through the balcony.
Thy have been playing pool more often.
Thy have watched every movie version of R&J and have bought their soundtracks.
When you want to get away from everything, thy drive to Mantua.
Every morning you hear nightingales singing.
Thy are counting down the days to when R&J comes out to buy on video. (I have a counter on the site telling you the exact countdown time)
Every time thy talk about thyself you use "thy" instead of "I." (just kind of like this list)
Thy have dreamt that you took a picture with Leonardo DiCaprio in front of Cinderella Castle in Walt Disney World Florida, and your mother took the picture. (I dreamt this)
Thy email everyone in your guestbook more than 7 times to tell them about updates on your site. (I really didn't mean to do it 7 times)
Thy play dead, when your parents want you to do something that you really do not want to do.
Thy want to get the poster tattooed on thyself.
Thy have seen R&J more than 100 times. (someone actually told me this)
Every cop you see you call them "Prince."
When you got pulled over by a cop you said, "Prince, I don't know what thy do?"
Next Halloween you will be the young King Arthur or and Angel.
Thy are determined that if you see every picture still relating to scenes in R&J in chronological order, you believe that you have seen the movie again.
Next year your French name will be "Juliet." (Someone told me that their name is already “Juliet”)
Every time thy look over something high (like a balcony) you belt out the words, "O' Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?"
Thy have begun to smoke thinking it is cool. (I cannot stand the smell of smoke and I do not promote smoking)
If thy do smoke, thy have vowed never to do it at a gas station.
You have gotten all of your toy guns out and are pretending to kill the Capulets.
OUT with Cops and Robbers, IN with Capulet v. Montague.
Thy send all of your mail way in advance.
When you die, you want many candles around you at your funeral.
Every time you wake up from sleeping, you quickly yell, "I am here Romeo. I am alive. Don't drink the poison."
You try to separate thyself from thy enemies.
Thee are seriously considering changing thy name to Romeo Montague or Juliet Capulet.
Thee art considering marrying the person who changed his/her name to Romeo Montague or Juliet Capulet.
Thee goes and watches every movie starring Leonardo DiCaprio or Claire Danes then mesh them together in your mind.
Thee have downloaded so many pictures of Leonardo DiCaprio or Claire Danes that thee can make a home video of his life by putting them in "slideshow."
You have make a shrine on your bedroom wall for the movie Romeo and Juliet and all its players. (someone told me this)
You dressed in makeup and a dress and danced like Mercutio at a recent party. (some 16 year old guy emailed me and told me this)
If you have a Romeo and Juliet ScreenSaver running on your computer.
If when you go to a bookstore..you look through magazines to see if there is something having to do with Leo, R&J, or Claire.
Thee have Romeo and Juliet movie scene wallpaper all over your room.
You go around calling your friends Tybalt, Mercutio, and Rosaline.
You decide to marry at 14.
You go out on your room's balcony each night searching for a secret lover.
You almost kill yourself trying to reenact the roles from the death scene in your school play. (someone told me that they know someone who went to far with their acting and they are now a vegetable for the rest of their life)
You do not answer to anyone unless they call you “Romeo” or “Juliet.”
You recite the words from the movie .... all day long. (I (B) can honestly say that I was playing volleyball one night and I (B) was reciting R + J while playing)
You cry hysterically after reading the part in the play where Romeo dies.
You wear wings or armor to school.
You just rented That Thing You Do or Courage Under Fire just so you can see the R + J video premiere. (I (B)rented That Thing... Last night)
5 out of 6 of your psychiatrists recommend you stop thinking about Leo’s bum in the movie.
You wear sunglasses in the day and cry out asking for Rosaline to come back to you.
You walk out onto your balcony, eventhough you don't have one.
You bite your thumb at your teachers.
You have a costume party every night by yourself and you act out all the roles at once.
You go to the next town's seven 11 and ask for poison.
You go to the nearest elevator and click on the top and bottom floors non-stop till you puke.
You decide to move to Verona Beach....only to find out that there is no such place.
You stalk Leo and Claire by calling them and reciting lines from the movie.
You just cannot help but call your cousins kinsman.
You listen to the soundtrack while brushing your teeth with a Leo brush.
Thou has Romeo + Juliet pictures taped on your computer screen and on the hard drive (I have a pix of Leo taped on my computer hard drive)
Thou has all of your spiral notebooks for school with pictures of Romeo + Juliet on them
You register yourself as one of the character from R + J
Thou nicknames people either, “Romeo” or “Juliet”
Thou reads outrageous lists about how other people suffer from the disease of romeoandjulietilocious
You own a copy of R + J for every character in the play and in each copy you have highlighted all that character’s lines and call it their script
When thou sees a large banded silver ring, you see if “I love thee” is engraved on the inside (Kayreen actually did this when her sister showed her a ring)
Your wallpaper in your room or dorm room is a mixture of R + J pictures and posters
Thou purchase 2 of each R+J posters just in case something should happen to the first ones.
When thy friends ask thou to go somewhere thou don't want to go, thou always quote Romeo and bellow, "But tis no wit to go!"
Thou cover thy binder for school/etc with quotes from thy favorite play, R+J.
Thou have written thy own words to Young hearts run free ("Young hearts, let go, never be hung up, hung up on Leonardo...")
When thou go to nightclubs and hear Young hearts run free, thou imitate Mercutio's funky dances moves and do the "eye thing" (in which Romeo wakes up next to Juliet, dreaming of shooting Tybalt) in the appropriate place.
Thou notice the names Romeo (but not Montague) and Juliet (but not Capulet) in the paper when reading the state places for the year 12 final exams (a friend did this and called me and said "gee I wonder if they're going out???")
Thou search high and low for a copy of the 68 R+J and when thou arrive at the last video shop in town and find the one & only copy already rented out, thou scream "I am fortune's fool!"
Thou develop a sudden attachment to that old song "Just like R+J" (does anyone know this song? "our love's gonna be destroyed by tragedy, just like R+J"?).
Thou begin to notice lines from songs that mention R+J (like Don't fear the Reaper - "R+J are together in eternity").
Thou sit in class and sigh, "Did my mind drift till now? Forswear it, hey, for I never felt true boredom till this day"
Thou dream of Leo on the Oprah Winfrey show doing an act-a-thon (my friend dreamt this).
Thou have danced with a poster of Leo (or Claire).
Thou have devised a way of listening to "Kissing You" like it's played in the movie (ie echoing, in-the-bathroom kind of way) by twisting the headphone plug on thy Discman out a little (sounded really good!!!).
Thou become insanely jealous when thou realise one of thy friends actually has a balcony.
Thou have read the short story upon which R+J the play was based (where the families are the Montesches and the Capellets).
Thou take thy R+J book to Sydney just in case Baz Luhrmann is there autographing books at a shopping centre or something (someone carried it around for 2 days....).
Thee try to bribe the video store clerk to let you rent R&J when they just got a shipment of copies in even though they aren't renting them out yet (this was before th official release date).
Thee watch all of leo's movies and then sit and complain that he isn't acting very much like Romeo.
Thee watch reruns of MSCL on MTV and try to distort Claire's character to make her like Juliet
Thee plan on seeing TITANIC just to see Leo do some romance.
Thee plan on seeing Les Miserables hoping to see some romance.
Thee know about Leo and Claire movies years before they are due to come out in theaters
Thee pretend you are pregnant with Leo's baby, or maybe that's signs you are obsessed with Leo?
Thou names your dog "Romeo," "Juliet," or "Tybalt."
While watching the movie (Romeo and Juliet) you pretend that you're Romeo or Juliet--taking the place of Leonardo DiCaprio or Claire Danes.
You memorize the whole script.
You decide to become an actor or actress just so that you can act as Romeo or Juliet.
You call your boyfriend or girlfriend "Romeo" or "Juliet"
You have a huge party inviting everyone, hoping that you'll meet your true love.
When your boyfriend dumps you for a "prettier girl," you say to him, "Young men's love lies not truly in their hearts, but in their eyes."
While singing at your school concert, you sing the words from songs from the R+J soundtrack, not the song you're supposed to be singing.
You say to your enemy, "Thou art a villain!"
Thee become obssessed with candles and angels.
Thee hire a nurse.
Thee make a ring with “I love thee” on the inside.
Thee by a huge fish tank hoping to find true love
Thee decided to have a huge party with fancy dress and you dress as an angel or knight.
Thee got hold of material that looks like a shroud and cover yourself with it at night.
Theehave the fiery heart logo from R&J tatooed on your chest.
Thee are dying for drama club to put on R&J so you can audition.
Thee yell "a plague o'er both your houses" to people who make you mad, even if there's not two people involved.
Thee faint when someone says they haven't heard of R&J.
Thou art already planning your Halloween party.
Thou wert the first person in your town to rent the movie (yep, I think so).
Thou bought Volume 2 and Radiohead’s OK COMPUTER the day it came out (of which I am guilty on both counts).
You bought the TEEN magazines in order to get all ten postcards.
You had a Romeo and Juliet Viewing Party the day it came out on Video to rent.
Watched the opening sequence in the ten minute interval between breakfast and leaving for school. ( I watched the movie just before thou wert going to take it back while eating dinner, just watched the gas station scene)
Watching it immediately upon arriving home from school. (I listened to the soundtrack CD first until I had my viewing party).
Awakened the entire household at 6 in the morning while listening to track #2 "O Verona" while getting dressed for school. (I was playing it in the car as soon as I got it and I was shocked of how LOUD it is)
You plan on naming your daughter Juliet Claire or Juliet Verona and your son Romeo.
You decide how Leo play each and every male role you see.
Your planning on directing your own Romeo and Juliet movie.
You buy items (such as pillows with your initials monogrammed in them) for your room that makes it look like Juliet's.
Every inch of your locker is covered with Romeo and Juliet pictures.
Your liceanse plate will be "Juliet," "Romeo," "Montague," or "Capulet"
Thou art a webmaster of a Romeo and Juliet site (Thy know that thy art).
Thou have vowed to see Titanic when it comes out on December 19th.
Thou wants to buy a Titanic T-shirt with Leonardo on the front. (not one yet)
Thou writing a Romeo and Juliet soundtrack 2 review in your school newspaper.
You went looking for the pink pyjamas Juliet wore when she was found 'dead' after drinking the poisson. I actually went to several stores, but couldn't find one that even resembles it.
You've tried blackmailing the video shop to sell you the first copy of R+J for $200............. (I have tried and not suceeded, even for that amount[I'm getting desperate!!!!])
You threaten to dump your boyfriend if he doesn't recite lines from the pool scene late at night after a party, with you in your swimming pool.
You name all your soft toys with characters from R+J and act out the lines with your favourite teddy as Romeo.
You dream of directing the film with all the same actor's and actresses except for Claire Danes. Instead of her being Juliet, you have casted your best friend.
You taped Entertainment Tonight for the preview of Titanic and watch it over and over again (seen it 17 times already)
When you hear of a bad review of the movie, you take it personally.
You want to rent a house just because it has a balcony
You have ever written Oprah Winfrey (Oprah) saying you had cancer and your only dream in life was to kiss leo.
Y ou kiss your computer monitor everytime Leo's picture comes up.
If even the teachers in your school know about your obsession.
If you have made an audio tape of the movie so you can listen to it when you can't watch it
If you have over 750 posters/pictures of Leo Claire, and the other players of the movie.
If you are planning on starring in and directing your own updated Romeo and Juliet
If when you go up to someone and you start talking to them and if for once you don't mention the movie or someone in it, they faint from shock.
Y ou know every single line from the movie, and can say it exactly along with the movie, including pauses, crying, etc.
You order so much R+J merchandise you get yourself into debt by the hundreds.
You find ways to incorporate the lines into your everyday speaking (i.e. If you are mad at someone who is trying to talk to you, you say, "Speak not to me, for I'll not hear a word, do as thou wilt for I have done with thee.")
While studying the play in your english class, your teachers asks you to take over the class because you know more about it.
The local video store is always calling to remind you that the video 'Romeo and Juliet' is overdue and you are being billed daily for it.
Everytime you here the last three songs on Romeo and Juliet Soundtrack volume 2, you start crying. (B has a habit of doing this)
You beg your parents to brake the seal everytime you rent Romeo and Juliet from BlockBuster so you have to buy it.
Every other day, you call the movie store and find out when Romeo and Juliet will be out to buy (August 19th-stop calling).
The bookstore knows you by name because you go in there frequently looking for Modern Day Romeo, MSCL, the book, and Romeo and Juliet screenplay.
You know both volumes of the soundtrack by heart. (B does)
When you have a party, you watch the video the night before and make sure that everybody that comes wheres the exact same costumes as the people in the movie at the Capulet Party.
You beg the city council to change the name of your city/town to Verona. (I should do this)
You walk into a gas station and get the urge to reinact the gas station scene. (nope, sorry, not me)
Your family offers to pay for you to get psychiatric help.
You recite movie lines so often that everyone you know, knows them also.
You own a duplicat of all of the movie outfits and costumes.
When you meet your true love, you encourage your parents to start feuding.
Thou hast a reputation for knowing all about the movie that people from all over the globe contact you to ask questions (always happens to me).
Thou art writting or are planning on writting a book on the movie entitled: Romeo + Juliet: The Obsessors Know-All.
Even though illegal, you dubbed the movie because you were broke from rental late fees & you couldn't wait til it comes out.
Thou asks your parents to change your last name to Capulet/Montague
You've started a R+J newspaper or magazine (I should do this).
Thou hast taken a poster of Leo + Claire together, put a mirror over one of their faces then look in it to see your face with them
Your name is "(fill in your name here)"
When announcing you name for student of the month, they added that you were having a Romeo and Juliet party that day over the loudspeaker for the entire school to hear.
Your buddy has been cast as Romeo in the skits they're doing in drama (and gets to act out the balcony scene because the teacher knows it's his fave).
Thou hast memorized the poetry that Romeo says in the beginning of "Introduction to Romeo" on the second album and recite it with him i.e.
"Why then O brawling love, O loving hate?" you know you do it.
Thou knowest the exact time you can see Leo's butt in the movie.
Thou plan a trip to Verona just to see Verona's wall and act out the balcony scene (someone's friend that is actually doing this).
Thou kept and cherish your movie ticket from R + J.
Thou cannot wait until Pay-per-view shows R + J on May 11th.
Thou art planning on watching R + J on Pay-per-view even with the squigly lines through the picture (that’s always fun).
On Wednesday May 21st you will be counting down the hours until B Waltters Young Hollywood special is on (too bad-Tiger Woods was on instead).
Thou hangs onto any reports of the Titanic's release date. You desperately want the movie to come out in July (Oh well-got to wait to Dec. 19th).
When you get your TV or Cable guide you look to see if any movies starring Leo or Claire will be on. Such searches are for "Basketball Diaries" and/or "Little Women."
You watched Pay-per-view for a half hour waiting for a preview of R + J to come on. (B did that on 5/28/97)
When your parents tell you to do something you don't want to do, you get some water and you color it blue and drink it!
You plan on naming your kid's first name Juliet or Romeo and their middle names, Capulet or Montague!
You make your mother watch the movie with you (my mom saw it with me).
Your parents now call you Romeo or Juliet because they're afraid your goinng to start yellinng at them if they don't!
Your friends have your teacher take your real name out of the gradebook and put Romeo or Juliet.
You start taking voice lessons so you can sing like Quindon Tarver.
You want to have your basketball team changed to the Montague Panthers or the Capulet Cats.
The whole town knows about your obsession.
Forget Nikes or Rebooks, you want a pair or Montagues or Capulets.
You make your 4 yr. old brother learn the the part of Tybalt.
You have your computer desktop wallpapered with pictures from R&J.
All things listed under FAVORITES or BOOKMARKS have to do with R&j, Leo or Claire.
Thou art writting or are planning on writting a book on the movie entitled: Romeo + Juliet: The Obsessors Know-All.
Even though illegal, you dubbed the movie because you were broke from rental late fees & you couldn't wait til it comes out.
Thou asks your parents to change your last name to Capulet/Montague
You've started a R+J newspaper or magazine (I should do this).
Thou hast taken a poster of Leo + Claire together, put a mirror over one of their faces then look in it to see your face with them
Your name is "(fill in your name here)"
When announcing you name for student of the month, they added that you were having a Romeo and Juliet party that day over the loudspeaker for the entire school to hear.
Your buddy has been cast as Romeo in the skits they're doing in drama (and gets to act out the balcony scene because the teacher knows it's his fave).
Thou hast memorized the poetry that Romeo says in the beginning of "Introduction to Romeo" on the second album and recite it with him i.e.
"Why then O brawling love, O loving hate?" you know you do it.
Thou knowest the exact time you can see Leo's butt in the movie.
Thou plan a trip to Verona just to see Verona's wall and act out the balcony scene (someone's friend that is actually doing this).
Thou kept and cherish your movie ticket from R + J.
Thou cannot wait until Pay-per-view shows R + J on May 11th.
Thou art planning on watching R + J on Pay-per-view even with the squigly lines through the picture (that’s always fun).
On Wednesday May 21st you will be counting down the hours until B Waltters Young Hollywood special is on (too bad-Tiger Woods was on instead).
Thou hangs onto any reports of the Titanic's release date. You desperately want the movie to come out in July (Oh well-got to wait to Dec. 19th).
When you get your TV or Cable guide you look to see if any movies starring Leo or Claire will be on. Such searches are for "Basketball Diaries" and/or "Little Women."
You watched Pay-per-view for a half hour waiting for a preview of R + J to come on. (B did that on 5/28/97)
When your parents tell you to do something you don't want to do, you get some water and you color it blue and drink it!
You plan on naming your kid's first name Juliet or Romeo and their middle names, Capulet or Montague!
You make your mother watch the movie with you (my mom saw it with me).
Your parents now call you Romeo or Juliet because they're afraid your goinng to start yellinng at them if they don't!
Your friends have your teacher take your real name out of the gradebook and put Romeo or Juliet.
You start taking voice lessons so you can sing like Quindon Tarver.
You want to have your basketball team changed to the Montague Panthers or the Capulet Cats.
The whole town knows about your obsession.
Forget Nikes or Rebooks, you want a pair or Montagues or Capulets.
You make your 4 yr. old brother learn the the part of Tybalt.
You have your computer desktop wallpapered with pictures from R&J.
All things listed under FAVORITES or BOOKMARKS have to do with R&j, Leo or Claire.
Thou makes a Magic Eye Romeo and Juliet book. (that would be cool and have images of Leo or Claire pop up towards you)
Thou wants to create a R + J calendar to hand up and keep track when Leo or Claire movies are on.
For Halloween, you want to buy a R + J mask (I wished at they would make one).
Thou plays the R + J CD-ROM all the time.
Thou automatically, when you boot up your computer your mouse goes to the “Fox” folder.
Thy home page is your home screen.
Thou art excited when you get a message from the Net-u-mind when my site is updated.
Thou cannot wait until Tracy sends out her newsletter called “Leo’s newsletter” ever night.
Thou hast printed out every picture that I have (I only wish I had the time to do that).
You make your boyfriend watch Romeo and Juliet.
When you stay in a hotel with a balcony you stand on it hoping to see your Romeo climbing up it.
When you watch Romeo and Juliet with your friends, they have to tell you to shut up, or sometimes put their hands over you mouth, cause you know almost every line in the movie and you say them.
Everytime you walk into the movie rental place they have to yell that they won't sell you Romeo and Juliet.
You start every letter with "Good Morrow" and then end it with "parting is such sweet sorrow, That I shall say ...".
You've been known to hang out at pool halls in search of......none other than Leo!
Can't help but press the repeat button when listening to either soundtrack so that you can hear the songs over and over and over.....
Use good 'morrow as a greeting regularily (without even realizing it!).
swear to yourself and all your friends that from this day forth every party you throw will be a costume party.....but only you can dress as an angel!
Cry a minimum of 3 times while watching the video.
Have grown fond of doves, angels, candles, Hawaiian apparel, journal writing and Mexico city.
You are now always willing to go to church.....in hopes to see your Romeo or maybe even Leo himself.
You wonder why no one cut Romeo out into little stars when he died.
You decorate your room with porcelain angels.
You set out fireworks every time there's a party you're going to.
Swimming has become your favorite sport.
You buy your boyfriend bright Hawaiian shirts for his birthday.
You follow a cute guy into the elevator.
You try your best to stay away from glass.
When you get grounded, you say, "Be merciful, say death."
You hate Federal Express.
You have a Montague crosse tattoed on your back.
You have a burning heart tattoed on your chest.
You substitute "dagger, longsword", etc. for gun.
When something goes wrong, you say "Aye me."
When your boyfriend beats someone up, you say, "Aye me, what fray was here..."
You sit on your balcony every night waiting for Leonardo DiCaprio to come. (He never does, trust me.)
You have memorized more than the play, and write lines from it all over your notebooks.
When you are caught cheating, you grab the nearest person and scream, "Tempt not a desperate man!!"
You buy the biggest fish tank there is in hopes of meeting your Romeo or Juliet.
You're only happy when it rains, cuz maybe Leo will come to your window.
You draw hearts w/ arrows through them onto small pills, and say "Thy drugs are quick."
You plant Sycamores in your backyard so you can call it Sycamore Grove.
Your make your car look like the ones in R&J.
You search every flea market, retro shop, and thrift shop for a luau shirt like Leo's.
Thou beggest John Henson to give you the William Shakespeare bust Erika Estrada carved on Talk Soup.
Your parents won't let you rent R&J because they know you'll go crazy once you see Leo. (that's what they did but I (Karen) finally rented it) .
When you get hurt you say, "Ay, a scratch."
You stay up all night trying to find the perfect R+J background for your computer.
You waste an entire printer cartridge in one day just printing out Leo and R+J pics.
You search the country for a necklace EXACTLY like Juliet's.
You print out a Romeo pic and cut it out into little stars.
You name a cuddly toy Tybalt, and then kill it. (so to speak.)
You think angel wings, hawaiian shirts and vests with Jesus on them are the latest in fashion.
You put a plaque on your door saying 'You are now entering Verona Beach.'
You walk around yelling ' And I am, a pretty piece of flesh I am.'
You make everyone speak to you in verse.
In the school talent show, you do Mercutio's drag queen dance for your talent, and when you don't win, you scream, "A plague on both your houses!", no matter how many people are there.
When you study R+J in Literature your teacher says that if you fail the test the whole class is doomed.
Your friends start to groan at your mention of R+J or Leo.
You have dreams that you’re Juliet and Romeo and before he drinks the potion you knock it out of his hand and you live happily ever after.
Everytime R+J starts to come on DirecTicket(sattelite) you watch the first five minutes of R+J before the pay per view people figure out u didn"t order it.
Barnes and Noble have blocked all your calls.
You want to write a screenplay just so you can meet Leonardo DiCaprio or anyone who has ever worked with him (I just can't get an idea for a screenplay yet).
While watching R+J you kiss the TV screen everytime you see Romeo and spit on it when you see Tybalt (I only do the first part).
When you have to do an essay on why R+J killed themselves you make the best grade in your entire class (yes I did this).
You cry "I'm fortune's fool!" when you got to Blockbuster as the last copy of R+J was being rented out.
Eventhough you know what happens in the movie everytime you see it you're hoping that Juliet will knock the poison out of Romeo's hand.
You have a dream that Leo takes you to see the movie and he recites his lines to you after while you and him makeout(I had this dream before I even saw the movie).
You make up your own songs about your love for Claire or Leo (to the tune of that french song about brother sleeping "I love Leo, I love Leo, Don't you?.........).
You search every magazine for pictures or news of or about Leo or Claire.
When someone asks you what your favorite movie your friends answer for you.
When anyone says anything about one sided love all your classmates call out your name (this actually happened to someone).
You have a watergun and a picture of Tybalt and you re-enact Tybalt's death scene each night.
After a visit to your Grandma's house on the way home you play “Escape from Mantua.”
You belong to the R+J OBSESSED Fans Club.
When you heard Titanic was bumped from July to December you cried (yet again) "I am fortune's fool."
You have vowed to see Titanic on the 19th of December.(yes I've vowed)
You get hot flashes when you read about R&J, Leo, or Claire in magazine.
The most commomly heard phrase in your household is either "No, I'm not renting you R&J!!!" or "You're watching THAT again?!!"
You plan on buying more than one copy of the movie because you know it'll get worn out REAL quick.
When you don't watch R&J at least once a week you get PMS-like symptoms until you do see it. note--This includes guys & girls.
Your mother takes you to the doctor after your 2-week camp because you're starting to go into withdrawl.
You wish Shakespeare was still alive so he could sign your copy of Romeo + Juliet: The Contemporary Film, The Classic Play
You've started growing your hair out so you can style it like Juliet's for your prom (yes, I confess to this).
You tore out the picture strips attached to the R+J postcards and used them to make a border for your computer monitor (looks really cool!!)
When your little brother starts bugging you, you scream "Thou art my soul's hate!"
You read the screenplay while listening to the 2 soundtrack
Your e-mail password is "Juliet," "Romeo," "Claire," or "Leo"
When you take-eth a Tyleonol for a headache, you bow to your porcelain angels, and say, "What if this mixture do not work at all? Shall I then have leave to go to the doctor ‘morrow?"
You are now a collector of porcelain angels, or any angels you can find!
You record every t.v. show that has something to do with R+J, Leo, Claire, or any of the other actors from the movie (Examples include: 3rd Rock from the Sun, Pearl, MSCL, David Blaine’s little special)
You download every single R+J movie you can find on the net.
When you are so mad you want to kill, you start singing, "I would die for you!"
You have a journal with angels on it to remind you of R+J.
You write a line from R+J in your journal whenever yoou write in it.
When you want to make someone mad, you yell, (Fill in name), thou art consertest with (Fill In Name).
Thou put-eht -est or -eth on-eth every-eth word-eth you-eth speak-est.
Thou lovest saltwater fish.
You dunk your face in water then go look in a fish tank, hoping to see your Romeo/Juliet on the oppisite side.
Thou rent-eth R+J every time you go into Blockbuster video.
You have asked your friends at school if there friends or reletives works in a video store. If they do, you bum off any poster that have Leo or Claire on them.
You hang the Romeo and Juliet poster of Romeo in Friar Lawrence's cell on the celing above your bed and sit up all night staring at it and listening to the soundtrack.
You almost die of suffocation everytime you see or read something about R&J.
You have dozens of folders containing R&J cut-outs ( I have soooo much stuff).
You have at least one little picture of R&J on every single page of your journal.
You say goodnight to Romeo and Juliet in your poster on your wall before going to bed every night.
You don't even want to think about what Juliet's parents would have done if she said she was pregnant!
On the 4th of July, you dress up as an angel and watch the fireworks from your balcony playing the song "Angel" while all of your neighboors stare at you as if you've gone senile.
When you try to back down from a fight at school, you say to your opponent, "I see thou knowest me not," and walk away.
You spend hours on end trying to figure out the exact notes to the piano part for "Kissing You", "The Balcony Scene", and "Morning Breaks", just so you can recreate the moment for yourself.
You scare new people off because they can't understand Old English.
You've found a freind who has a two-way fish tank and set up a photo shoot with you and your boyfriend/girlfriend in the proper knight and angel costumes.
You've found every imaginable way to convince yourself that your life is a modern interpretation of R+J, just so that no one knows (i.e.- Romeo thinks Rosaline is Juliet, Romeo thinks Juliet is Benvolio, . . . ect.)
When people ask you to describe yourself, you tell them you're a misshapen chaos of well-seeming forms.
You feel like someone dropped a ton of bricks on your chest whenever you hear "The Death Scene".
You come up with a never ending list of "What ifs" that would let the two star-crossed lovers live.
Your heart melts whenever you hear your favorite line of all time, "Did my heart love till now? Forswear it, sight! For I never saw true beauty 'till this night!"
You plan to have your wedding rings engraved on the inside with, "I love thee".
Your next science project is to discover whether or not doves can cry.
You swear that Shakespeare somehow knew you would be alive almost 400 years later and that he wrote the entire play just for you.
You want to seriously injure any egg-head who feels the new interpretation of R+J is a disgrace.
You voted for R+J over 200 times in each catagory for the MTV movie awards. Darn it!
You now insult your archenemy by calling him the "King of Cats".
Every time you hear "You and Me", you see yourself with Leo (or Claire) in Hawaiian shirts rollerblading down the beach for a music video.
You dreamt a dream last night that you stopped Romeo in the nick of time.
Your heart literally aches during the happy scenes because you know you can't change the ending.
You loathe and dispise all astronauts.
You don't even want to think about what Juliet's parents would have done if she said she was pregnant!
When Tybalt kicks and hits Romeo, you are up and ready to fight him! (soemone is guilty of that one.)
You wonder what R+J's kid would have looked like.
You try to dream up new scenes so R+J won't die.
You try to kill the TV screen so you won't have to watch R+J die.
You dress up in some funky looking costume every night and go to the pet store to look on the other side of the fish tank, hoping to meet your Romeo or Juliet.
Every time it rains, you drop to your knees and yell, "Oh, I am fortune's fool!"
You want a gun with an angel or some other religious sign engraved on it.
You dream that you and Leo live in a big mansion and every night leo recites romeo's lines to you.
You spend your whole summer on the internet looking up Leo, Claire and Romeo and Juliet.
You and your friends plan a trip to Hollywood to find Leo.
You harass your video store untill they give you their Romeo and Juliet poster.
You watch Entertainment Tonight, and Access Hollywood every night hoping to hear new news about Leo or Claire. (B does)
If you don't come to this site you start to freak out, because you think you might miss something new about Leo or Claire.
You have put a picture of an guardian angel on your page (besides Claire Danes). 2. You named your pets or virtual pets after characters from Romeo & Juliet.
When you ask someone to do something for you but they don't they do it at first but do it later you say, "Good heart, at what?"
You cried when someone erased part of Romeo & Juliet with something else even though you knew you had another copy since you dubbed it twice.
You have put one of those clear sticky bookcovers on your William Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet: The Contemporary Film, The Classic Play to protect it.
Since you can't buy posters anywhere you live 'cause there aren't any stores that sell them ,besides from the Internet, you print out the posters on gigantic papers and put them on your wall. (In Hawaii I have no idea where they sell the posters, no Spencer Gifts or Print Plus or other Mainland stores)
You use your water gun every time during the movie when Tybalt appears and squirt the tv screen with water.
You go crazy if don't see Romeo & Juliet everyday.
You sing "Exit Music" along with Radiohead when they're showing the credits.
You cry after you cut your hair because you wanted it be long so you can style it like Juliet's. (I did this, I wasn't crying though but whining)
You beat out anyone who says that Leo is gay and/or ugly.
When you watch the ending where Romeo is about to drink the poison, you pretend to knock the poison out of his hands by whacking the tv where the poison is.
You're planning to get one of those free CKbe rings that says, "If you choose love over stability"
You watch the commercials on pay-per-view over and over again without getting sick of it
You go to the hair dressers and show them pictures of Juliet's party hair so they can do it to your hair
Thy searches all over town to find a bottle exactly like Juliet's, put blue water in it, and call it your "prop potion"
Thy takes an old perfume vial, dyes water yellow, and puts it in the vial and makes it Romeo's poison
Thy watches, memorizes, and practices with a friend, the handshake that Romeo and Benvolio do when getting into the car after shooting pool and calls it the "Official Romeo Handshake"
Thou print out multiple copies of "Signs you are obsessed" and carry one every where thou goest.
Thy family has to restrain you whenever R+J, Leo, Claire, ANYONE from the film is mentioned, as thou starts hyperventilating.
Thou suddenly elevate to god-status anyone related to the movie (ie, thou find thyself renting movies with Miriam Margolyes, Paul Sorvino, Brian Dennehy, and watching old episodes of "Friends" waiting for Christina Pickles to appear. And thou manages to recognise even the names of crew members in the production (Jill Bilcock edited "I.Q"etc)
Thou thinks it would be cool to make a tape of all the songs from both soundtracks in the order that they appear in the movie (Admit!)
When you get a kitten you name him tybalt and make him a little crown so he can really be "prince of cats", but you have to stifle yourself from killing him.
You did a "happy dance" in november '96 when you heard R&J was rated pg13 so you could see it
You have noticed that all of leo's movies after R&J so far (R&J, titanic, TMITIM) are coming out in fall, nearing winter.
When you know all of the actors who played in the movie(or at least think you do), right down to the Federal Express Clerk, delivery man, and the Montagues Limo driver!
Thy is developing a new R&J religion.
Thy swims in white dresses.
Thy wants a sequel to the movie, even though they died.
Thy wants to go to Immaculant Heart of Mary Church, and walk down the isle just like Juliet.
Anyway I couldnt be bothered to read them all, but some are pretty funny
-Chris
When you are using illegal substances, you are AT the party scene.
You want to go to the beach, smoke, write in your journal and listen to Radiohead.
You don't trust the UPS anymore.
When you pass a fish tank, you look.........nobody is on the other side.
You reenact the death scene with your friends at least once a day.
You reenact the death scene in your room alone every night.
You spend hours thinking up R+J merchandise---"Montague and Capulet guns", "Romeo and Juliet clothing line", "The 'Fair Verona' play-set (dolls included)".
You know all of Mercutio's dance moves.
You consult your English professor for further insights into the movie.
You used to check the Internet everyday to find out when the second soundtrack was coming out.
You suddenly have an obsession with angels, Catholic imagery, and bright Hawaiian shirts.
When you get a letter from a friend, you jump up and down and scream, "News from Verona!".
When you see people arguing, you just have to jump in and scream, "Poor fools, you know not what you do."
Your ideal spring break would be a trip to Mexico City.
You have the name "Montague" or "Capulet" shaved into the back of your head.
You think it would be funny to cast Arnie as Romeo---"Wake up, Juliet. You're hiding. Wake-----UP-------."
You buy a Mexican cross ring because you think it looks like the "and" sign from Romeo "+" Juliet.
When your girlfriend tells you to leave her room, she has to study, you say "Will thou left me so unsatisfied?"
Your standard greeting for friends each morning is "good morrow!"
You refuse to date any guy who would not die for you.
Thy switch off between listening to R + J 68, 96 R&J Volume I, Volume II and Radiohead’s song “Exit Music” on CD.
Thy constantly listen to the Romeo and Juliet soundtrack. Even when you are sleeping, you are listening to the soundtrack. Then, you wake up in the middle of the night hearing, "Love me, love me, say that you love me."
Thy went to see the movie Ransom for a second time just so you can see the preview of Romeo and Juliet again. (B tried this, but another preview was show-The preview was Harry Flynt)
When watching TV, thy cannot wait to the commercials for that rare chance to see Marvin's Room advertised and see Leonardo DiCaprio say his line, "I'm sorry I burned down the house." (something like that)
Thy constantly visit this site, almost every hour. (Well, I admit-I do)
Thy have called Entertainment Weekly's Studio store asking if they sell any Romeo and Juliet merchandise. (did that yesterda,but they don’t have anything)
Thy call all of your local music stores asking, "Is the Romeo and Juliet Soundtrack Volume II out yet?" (Courtney does this, but maybe not every day)
Thy constantly visit THIS SITE making sure that they have not changed the release date of R&J on video to rent, April 8th. (I am paranoid)
Thy take inventory at your local music store to see how many R&J soundtracks (Volume I + II) they have sold. (admit)
Every links to a R&J, Leo or Claire site in a search engine is in the "vlink" color. (almost for B)
Thy have read the screenplay to R&J numerous times. (I keep reading it)
Thy cut out every advertisement for Romeo and Juliet and put it in a scrapbook. (What a good idea)
When thy are alone (like in the shower), thy act out part of the play Romeo and Juliet out loud.
On papers, you call yourself Juliet Capulet or Romeo Montague.
Thy have an email address that relates to Romeo and Juliet. (I do [email protected] )
Thy visit Yahoo News daily and every other up-to-date news search engine searching for keywords "Romeo," "DiCaprio" and "Claire." (where else do you think I find my news)
Thy have noticed in the '68 version that the Capulets are the aggressors with the 1st battle sequence, but in the '96 version, the Montagues start the rumble.
Thy start renting and watching every movie with an actor from Romeo and Juliet in it. For example: Poison Ivy (Leo), Little Women, (Claire) Foxfire, (Dash Mihok) Scream, (Jamie Kennedy) Die Hard 2 (John Leguizamo) and Hackers (Jessie Bradford).
Thy have seen the movie: The Pest with John Leguizamo. (I have seen it and it is hilarious)
Thy have bought Henry Mancini’s Greatest Hits so you can have the instrumental version of the Love Story Theme from Romeo and Juliet ('68) called "A Time For Us." (Bought it Saturday from Best Buy)
At least once a week thy spend a long night looking at every R&J site to see if each individual webmaster has updated their site.
Thy have become attached to your "thick white robe."
Thy have gotten out your old Hawaiian shirts from your trip to Hawaii and wear them thinking that they are in-style.
Thy have bought and hung the R&J poster in your room. (B-has it up)
When it rains late at night, you keep thinking that Romeo is going to come through the balcony.
Thy have been playing pool more often.
Thy have watched every movie version of R&J and have bought their soundtracks.
When you want to get away from everything, thy drive to Mantua.
Every morning you hear nightingales singing.
Thy are counting down the days to when R&J comes out to buy on video. (I have a counter on the site telling you the exact countdown time)
Every time thy talk about thyself you use "thy" instead of "I." (just kind of like this list)
Thy have dreamt that you took a picture with Leonardo DiCaprio in front of Cinderella Castle in Walt Disney World Florida, and your mother took the picture. (I dreamt this)
Thy email everyone in your guestbook more than 7 times to tell them about updates on your site. (I really didn't mean to do it 7 times)
Thy play dead, when your parents want you to do something that you really do not want to do.
Thy want to get the poster tattooed on thyself.
Thy have seen R&J more than 100 times. (someone actually told me this)
Every cop you see you call them "Prince."
When you got pulled over by a cop you said, "Prince, I don't know what thy do?"
Next Halloween you will be the young King Arthur or and Angel.
Thy are determined that if you see every picture still relating to scenes in R&J in chronological order, you believe that you have seen the movie again.
Next year your French name will be "Juliet." (Someone told me that their name is already “Juliet”)
Every time thy look over something high (like a balcony) you belt out the words, "O' Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?"
Thy have begun to smoke thinking it is cool. (I cannot stand the smell of smoke and I do not promote smoking)
If thy do smoke, thy have vowed never to do it at a gas station.
You have gotten all of your toy guns out and are pretending to kill the Capulets.
OUT with Cops and Robbers, IN with Capulet v. Montague.
Thy send all of your mail way in advance.
When you die, you want many candles around you at your funeral.
Every time you wake up from sleeping, you quickly yell, "I am here Romeo. I am alive. Don't drink the poison."
You try to separate thyself from thy enemies.
Thee are seriously considering changing thy name to Romeo Montague or Juliet Capulet.
Thee art considering marrying the person who changed his/her name to Romeo Montague or Juliet Capulet.
Thee goes and watches every movie starring Leonardo DiCaprio or Claire Danes then mesh them together in your mind.
Thee have downloaded so many pictures of Leonardo DiCaprio or Claire Danes that thee can make a home video of his life by putting them in "slideshow."
You have make a shrine on your bedroom wall for the movie Romeo and Juliet and all its players. (someone told me this)
You dressed in makeup and a dress and danced like Mercutio at a recent party. (some 16 year old guy emailed me and told me this)
If you have a Romeo and Juliet ScreenSaver running on your computer.
If when you go to a bookstore..you look through magazines to see if there is something having to do with Leo, R&J, or Claire.
Thee have Romeo and Juliet movie scene wallpaper all over your room.
You go around calling your friends Tybalt, Mercutio, and Rosaline.
You decide to marry at 14.
You go out on your room's balcony each night searching for a secret lover.
You almost kill yourself trying to reenact the roles from the death scene in your school play. (someone told me that they know someone who went to far with their acting and they are now a vegetable for the rest of their life)
You do not answer to anyone unless they call you “Romeo” or “Juliet.”
You recite the words from the movie .... all day long. (I (B) can honestly say that I was playing volleyball one night and I (B) was reciting R + J while playing)
You cry hysterically after reading the part in the play where Romeo dies.
You wear wings or armor to school.
You just rented That Thing You Do or Courage Under Fire just so you can see the R + J video premiere. (I (B)rented That Thing... Last night)
5 out of 6 of your psychiatrists recommend you stop thinking about Leo’s bum in the movie.
You wear sunglasses in the day and cry out asking for Rosaline to come back to you.
You walk out onto your balcony, eventhough you don't have one.
You bite your thumb at your teachers.
You have a costume party every night by yourself and you act out all the roles at once.
You go to the next town's seven 11 and ask for poison.
You go to the nearest elevator and click on the top and bottom floors non-stop till you puke.
You decide to move to Verona Beach....only to find out that there is no such place.
You stalk Leo and Claire by calling them and reciting lines from the movie.
You just cannot help but call your cousins kinsman.
You listen to the soundtrack while brushing your teeth with a Leo brush.
Thou has Romeo + Juliet pictures taped on your computer screen and on the hard drive (I have a pix of Leo taped on my computer hard drive)
Thou has all of your spiral notebooks for school with pictures of Romeo + Juliet on them
You register yourself as one of the character from R + J
Thou nicknames people either, “Romeo” or “Juliet”
Thou reads outrageous lists about how other people suffer from the disease of romeoandjulietilocious
You own a copy of R + J for every character in the play and in each copy you have highlighted all that character’s lines and call it their script
When thou sees a large banded silver ring, you see if “I love thee” is engraved on the inside (Kayreen actually did this when her sister showed her a ring)
Your wallpaper in your room or dorm room is a mixture of R + J pictures and posters
Thou purchase 2 of each R+J posters just in case something should happen to the first ones.
When thy friends ask thou to go somewhere thou don't want to go, thou always quote Romeo and bellow, "But tis no wit to go!"
Thou cover thy binder for school/etc with quotes from thy favorite play, R+J.
Thou have written thy own words to Young hearts run free ("Young hearts, let go, never be hung up, hung up on Leonardo...")
When thou go to nightclubs and hear Young hearts run free, thou imitate Mercutio's funky dances moves and do the "eye thing" (in which Romeo wakes up next to Juliet, dreaming of shooting Tybalt) in the appropriate place.
Thou notice the names Romeo (but not Montague) and Juliet (but not Capulet) in the paper when reading the state places for the year 12 final exams (a friend did this and called me and said "gee I wonder if they're going out???")
Thou search high and low for a copy of the 68 R+J and when thou arrive at the last video shop in town and find the one & only copy already rented out, thou scream "I am fortune's fool!"
Thou develop a sudden attachment to that old song "Just like R+J" (does anyone know this song? "our love's gonna be destroyed by tragedy, just like R+J"?).
Thou begin to notice lines from songs that mention R+J (like Don't fear the Reaper - "R+J are together in eternity").
Thou sit in class and sigh, "Did my mind drift till now? Forswear it, hey, for I never felt true boredom till this day"
Thou dream of Leo on the Oprah Winfrey show doing an act-a-thon (my friend dreamt this).
Thou have danced with a poster of Leo (or Claire).
Thou have devised a way of listening to "Kissing You" like it's played in the movie (ie echoing, in-the-bathroom kind of way) by twisting the headphone plug on thy Discman out a little (sounded really good!!!).
Thou become insanely jealous when thou realise one of thy friends actually has a balcony.
Thou have read the short story upon which R+J the play was based (where the families are the Montesches and the Capellets).
Thou take thy R+J book to Sydney just in case Baz Luhrmann is there autographing books at a shopping centre or something (someone carried it around for 2 days....).
Thee try to bribe the video store clerk to let you rent R&J when they just got a shipment of copies in even though they aren't renting them out yet (this was before th official release date).
Thee watch all of leo's movies and then sit and complain that he isn't acting very much like Romeo.
Thee watch reruns of MSCL on MTV and try to distort Claire's character to make her like Juliet
Thee plan on seeing TITANIC just to see Leo do some romance.
Thee plan on seeing Les Miserables hoping to see some romance.
Thee know about Leo and Claire movies years before they are due to come out in theaters
Thee pretend you are pregnant with Leo's baby, or maybe that's signs you are obsessed with Leo?
Thou names your dog "Romeo," "Juliet," or "Tybalt."
While watching the movie (Romeo and Juliet) you pretend that you're Romeo or Juliet--taking the place of Leonardo DiCaprio or Claire Danes.
You memorize the whole script.
You decide to become an actor or actress just so that you can act as Romeo or Juliet.
You call your boyfriend or girlfriend "Romeo" or "Juliet"
You have a huge party inviting everyone, hoping that you'll meet your true love.
When your boyfriend dumps you for a "prettier girl," you say to him, "Young men's love lies not truly in their hearts, but in their eyes."
While singing at your school concert, you sing the words from songs from the R+J soundtrack, not the song you're supposed to be singing.
You say to your enemy, "Thou art a villain!"
Thee become obssessed with candles and angels.
Thee hire a nurse.
Thee make a ring with “I love thee” on the inside.
Thee by a huge fish tank hoping to find true love
Thee decided to have a huge party with fancy dress and you dress as an angel or knight.
Thee got hold of material that looks like a shroud and cover yourself with it at night.
Theehave the fiery heart logo from R&J tatooed on your chest.
Thee are dying for drama club to put on R&J so you can audition.
Thee yell "a plague o'er both your houses" to people who make you mad, even if there's not two people involved.
Thee faint when someone says they haven't heard of R&J.
Thou art already planning your Halloween party.
Thou wert the first person in your town to rent the movie (yep, I think so).
Thou bought Volume 2 and Radiohead’s OK COMPUTER the day it came out (of which I am guilty on both counts).
You bought the TEEN magazines in order to get all ten postcards.
You had a Romeo and Juliet Viewing Party the day it came out on Video to rent.
Watched the opening sequence in the ten minute interval between breakfast and leaving for school. ( I watched the movie just before thou wert going to take it back while eating dinner, just watched the gas station scene)
Watching it immediately upon arriving home from school. (I listened to the soundtrack CD first until I had my viewing party).
Awakened the entire household at 6 in the morning while listening to track #2 "O Verona" while getting dressed for school. (I was playing it in the car as soon as I got it and I was shocked of how LOUD it is)
You plan on naming your daughter Juliet Claire or Juliet Verona and your son Romeo.
You decide how Leo play each and every male role you see.
Your planning on directing your own Romeo and Juliet movie.
You buy items (such as pillows with your initials monogrammed in them) for your room that makes it look like Juliet's.
Every inch of your locker is covered with Romeo and Juliet pictures.
Your liceanse plate will be "Juliet," "Romeo," "Montague," or "Capulet"
Thou art a webmaster of a Romeo and Juliet site (Thy know that thy art).
Thou have vowed to see Titanic when it comes out on December 19th.
Thou wants to buy a Titanic T-shirt with Leonardo on the front. (not one yet)
Thou writing a Romeo and Juliet soundtrack 2 review in your school newspaper.
You went looking for the pink pyjamas Juliet wore when she was found 'dead' after drinking the poisson. I actually went to several stores, but couldn't find one that even resembles it.
You've tried blackmailing the video shop to sell you the first copy of R+J for $200............. (I have tried and not suceeded, even for that amount[I'm getting desperate!!!!])
You threaten to dump your boyfriend if he doesn't recite lines from the pool scene late at night after a party, with you in your swimming pool.
You name all your soft toys with characters from R+J and act out the lines with your favourite teddy as Romeo.
You dream of directing the film with all the same actor's and actresses except for Claire Danes. Instead of her being Juliet, you have casted your best friend.
You taped Entertainment Tonight for the preview of Titanic and watch it over and over again (seen it 17 times already)
When you hear of a bad review of the movie, you take it personally.
You want to rent a house just because it has a balcony
You have ever written Oprah Winfrey (Oprah) saying you had cancer and your only dream in life was to kiss leo.
Y ou kiss your computer monitor everytime Leo's picture comes up.
If even the teachers in your school know about your obsession.
If you have made an audio tape of the movie so you can listen to it when you can't watch it
If you have over 750 posters/pictures of Leo Claire, and the other players of the movie.
If you are planning on starring in and directing your own updated Romeo and Juliet
If when you go up to someone and you start talking to them and if for once you don't mention the movie or someone in it, they faint from shock.
Y ou know every single line from the movie, and can say it exactly along with the movie, including pauses, crying, etc.
You order so much R+J merchandise you get yourself into debt by the hundreds.
You find ways to incorporate the lines into your everyday speaking (i.e. If you are mad at someone who is trying to talk to you, you say, "Speak not to me, for I'll not hear a word, do as thou wilt for I have done with thee.")
While studying the play in your english class, your teachers asks you to take over the class because you know more about it.
The local video store is always calling to remind you that the video 'Romeo and Juliet' is overdue and you are being billed daily for it.
Everytime you here the last three songs on Romeo and Juliet Soundtrack volume 2, you start crying. (B has a habit of doing this)
You beg your parents to brake the seal everytime you rent Romeo and Juliet from BlockBuster so you have to buy it.
Every other day, you call the movie store and find out when Romeo and Juliet will be out to buy (August 19th-stop calling).
The bookstore knows you by name because you go in there frequently looking for Modern Day Romeo, MSCL, the book, and Romeo and Juliet screenplay.
You know both volumes of the soundtrack by heart. (B does)
When you have a party, you watch the video the night before and make sure that everybody that comes wheres the exact same costumes as the people in the movie at the Capulet Party.
You beg the city council to change the name of your city/town to Verona. (I should do this)
You walk into a gas station and get the urge to reinact the gas station scene. (nope, sorry, not me)
Your family offers to pay for you to get psychiatric help.
You recite movie lines so often that everyone you know, knows them also.
You own a duplicat of all of the movie outfits and costumes.
When you meet your true love, you encourage your parents to start feuding.
Thou hast a reputation for knowing all about the movie that people from all over the globe contact you to ask questions (always happens to me).
Thou art writting or are planning on writting a book on the movie entitled: Romeo + Juliet: The Obsessors Know-All.
Even though illegal, you dubbed the movie because you were broke from rental late fees & you couldn't wait til it comes out.
Thou asks your parents to change your last name to Capulet/Montague
You've started a R+J newspaper or magazine (I should do this).
Thou hast taken a poster of Leo + Claire together, put a mirror over one of their faces then look in it to see your face with them
Your name is "(fill in your name here)"
When announcing you name for student of the month, they added that you were having a Romeo and Juliet party that day over the loudspeaker for the entire school to hear.
Your buddy has been cast as Romeo in the skits they're doing in drama (and gets to act out the balcony scene because the teacher knows it's his fave).
Thou hast memorized the poetry that Romeo says in the beginning of "Introduction to Romeo" on the second album and recite it with him i.e.
"Why then O brawling love, O loving hate?" you know you do it.
Thou knowest the exact time you can see Leo's butt in the movie.
Thou plan a trip to Verona just to see Verona's wall and act out the balcony scene (someone's friend that is actually doing this).
Thou kept and cherish your movie ticket from R + J.
Thou cannot wait until Pay-per-view shows R + J on May 11th.
Thou art planning on watching R + J on Pay-per-view even with the squigly lines through the picture (that’s always fun).
On Wednesday May 21st you will be counting down the hours until B Waltters Young Hollywood special is on (too bad-Tiger Woods was on instead).
Thou hangs onto any reports of the Titanic's release date. You desperately want the movie to come out in July (Oh well-got to wait to Dec. 19th).
When you get your TV or Cable guide you look to see if any movies starring Leo or Claire will be on. Such searches are for "Basketball Diaries" and/or "Little Women."
You watched Pay-per-view for a half hour waiting for a preview of R + J to come on. (B did that on 5/28/97)
When your parents tell you to do something you don't want to do, you get some water and you color it blue and drink it!
You plan on naming your kid's first name Juliet or Romeo and their middle names, Capulet or Montague!
You make your mother watch the movie with you (my mom saw it with me).
Your parents now call you Romeo or Juliet because they're afraid your goinng to start yellinng at them if they don't!
Your friends have your teacher take your real name out of the gradebook and put Romeo or Juliet.
You start taking voice lessons so you can sing like Quindon Tarver.
You want to have your basketball team changed to the Montague Panthers or the Capulet Cats.
The whole town knows about your obsession.
Forget Nikes or Rebooks, you want a pair or Montagues or Capulets.
You make your 4 yr. old brother learn the the part of Tybalt.
You have your computer desktop wallpapered with pictures from R&J.
All things listed under FAVORITES or BOOKMARKS have to do with R&j, Leo or Claire.
Thou art writting or are planning on writting a book on the movie entitled: Romeo + Juliet: The Obsessors Know-All.
Even though illegal, you dubbed the movie because you were broke from rental late fees & you couldn't wait til it comes out.
Thou asks your parents to change your last name to Capulet/Montague
You've started a R+J newspaper or magazine (I should do this).
Thou hast taken a poster of Leo + Claire together, put a mirror over one of their faces then look in it to see your face with them
Your name is "(fill in your name here)"
When announcing you name for student of the month, they added that you were having a Romeo and Juliet party that day over the loudspeaker for the entire school to hear.
Your buddy has been cast as Romeo in the skits they're doing in drama (and gets to act out the balcony scene because the teacher knows it's his fave).
Thou hast memorized the poetry that Romeo says in the beginning of "Introduction to Romeo" on the second album and recite it with him i.e.
"Why then O brawling love, O loving hate?" you know you do it.
Thou knowest the exact time you can see Leo's butt in the movie.
Thou plan a trip to Verona just to see Verona's wall and act out the balcony scene (someone's friend that is actually doing this).
Thou kept and cherish your movie ticket from R + J.
Thou cannot wait until Pay-per-view shows R + J on May 11th.
Thou art planning on watching R + J on Pay-per-view even with the squigly lines through the picture (that’s always fun).
On Wednesday May 21st you will be counting down the hours until B Waltters Young Hollywood special is on (too bad-Tiger Woods was on instead).
Thou hangs onto any reports of the Titanic's release date. You desperately want the movie to come out in July (Oh well-got to wait to Dec. 19th).
When you get your TV or Cable guide you look to see if any movies starring Leo or Claire will be on. Such searches are for "Basketball Diaries" and/or "Little Women."
You watched Pay-per-view for a half hour waiting for a preview of R + J to come on. (B did that on 5/28/97)
When your parents tell you to do something you don't want to do, you get some water and you color it blue and drink it!
You plan on naming your kid's first name Juliet or Romeo and their middle names, Capulet or Montague!
You make your mother watch the movie with you (my mom saw it with me).
Your parents now call you Romeo or Juliet because they're afraid your goinng to start yellinng at them if they don't!
Your friends have your teacher take your real name out of the gradebook and put Romeo or Juliet.
You start taking voice lessons so you can sing like Quindon Tarver.
You want to have your basketball team changed to the Montague Panthers or the Capulet Cats.
The whole town knows about your obsession.
Forget Nikes or Rebooks, you want a pair or Montagues or Capulets.
You make your 4 yr. old brother learn the the part of Tybalt.
You have your computer desktop wallpapered with pictures from R&J.
All things listed under FAVORITES or BOOKMARKS have to do with R&j, Leo or Claire.
Thou makes a Magic Eye Romeo and Juliet book. (that would be cool and have images of Leo or Claire pop up towards you)
Thou wants to create a R + J calendar to hand up and keep track when Leo or Claire movies are on.
For Halloween, you want to buy a R + J mask (I wished at they would make one).
Thou plays the R + J CD-ROM all the time.
Thou automatically, when you boot up your computer your mouse goes to the “Fox” folder.
Thy home page is your home screen.
Thou art excited when you get a message from the Net-u-mind when my site is updated.
Thou cannot wait until Tracy sends out her newsletter called “Leo’s newsletter” ever night.
Thou hast printed out every picture that I have (I only wish I had the time to do that).
You make your boyfriend watch Romeo and Juliet.
When you stay in a hotel with a balcony you stand on it hoping to see your Romeo climbing up it.
When you watch Romeo and Juliet with your friends, they have to tell you to shut up, or sometimes put their hands over you mouth, cause you know almost every line in the movie and you say them.
Everytime you walk into the movie rental place they have to yell that they won't sell you Romeo and Juliet.
You start every letter with "Good Morrow" and then end it with "parting is such sweet sorrow, That I shall say ...".
You've been known to hang out at pool halls in search of......none other than Leo!
Can't help but press the repeat button when listening to either soundtrack so that you can hear the songs over and over and over.....
Use good 'morrow as a greeting regularily (without even realizing it!).
swear to yourself and all your friends that from this day forth every party you throw will be a costume party.....but only you can dress as an angel!
Cry a minimum of 3 times while watching the video.
Have grown fond of doves, angels, candles, Hawaiian apparel, journal writing and Mexico city.
You are now always willing to go to church.....in hopes to see your Romeo or maybe even Leo himself.
You wonder why no one cut Romeo out into little stars when he died.
You decorate your room with porcelain angels.
You set out fireworks every time there's a party you're going to.
Swimming has become your favorite sport.
You buy your boyfriend bright Hawaiian shirts for his birthday.
You follow a cute guy into the elevator.
You try your best to stay away from glass.
When you get grounded, you say, "Be merciful, say death."
You hate Federal Express.
You have a Montague crosse tattoed on your back.
You have a burning heart tattoed on your chest.
You substitute "dagger, longsword", etc. for gun.
When something goes wrong, you say "Aye me."
When your boyfriend beats someone up, you say, "Aye me, what fray was here..."
You sit on your balcony every night waiting for Leonardo DiCaprio to come. (He never does, trust me.)
You have memorized more than the play, and write lines from it all over your notebooks.
When you are caught cheating, you grab the nearest person and scream, "Tempt not a desperate man!!"
You buy the biggest fish tank there is in hopes of meeting your Romeo or Juliet.
You're only happy when it rains, cuz maybe Leo will come to your window.
You draw hearts w/ arrows through them onto small pills, and say "Thy drugs are quick."
You plant Sycamores in your backyard so you can call it Sycamore Grove.
Your make your car look like the ones in R&J.
You search every flea market, retro shop, and thrift shop for a luau shirt like Leo's.
Thou beggest John Henson to give you the William Shakespeare bust Erika Estrada carved on Talk Soup.
Your parents won't let you rent R&J because they know you'll go crazy once you see Leo. (that's what they did but I (Karen) finally rented it) .
When you get hurt you say, "Ay, a scratch."
You stay up all night trying to find the perfect R+J background for your computer.
You waste an entire printer cartridge in one day just printing out Leo and R+J pics.
You search the country for a necklace EXACTLY like Juliet's.
You print out a Romeo pic and cut it out into little stars.
You name a cuddly toy Tybalt, and then kill it. (so to speak.)
You think angel wings, hawaiian shirts and vests with Jesus on them are the latest in fashion.
You put a plaque on your door saying 'You are now entering Verona Beach.'
You walk around yelling ' And I am, a pretty piece of flesh I am.'
You make everyone speak to you in verse.
In the school talent show, you do Mercutio's drag queen dance for your talent, and when you don't win, you scream, "A plague on both your houses!", no matter how many people are there.
When you study R+J in Literature your teacher says that if you fail the test the whole class is doomed.
Your friends start to groan at your mention of R+J or Leo.
You have dreams that you’re Juliet and Romeo and before he drinks the potion you knock it out of his hand and you live happily ever after.
Everytime R+J starts to come on DirecTicket(sattelite) you watch the first five minutes of R+J before the pay per view people figure out u didn"t order it.
Barnes and Noble have blocked all your calls.
You want to write a screenplay just so you can meet Leonardo DiCaprio or anyone who has ever worked with him (I just can't get an idea for a screenplay yet).
While watching R+J you kiss the TV screen everytime you see Romeo and spit on it when you see Tybalt (I only do the first part).
When you have to do an essay on why R+J killed themselves you make the best grade in your entire class (yes I did this).
You cry "I'm fortune's fool!" when you got to Blockbuster as the last copy of R+J was being rented out.
Eventhough you know what happens in the movie everytime you see it you're hoping that Juliet will knock the poison out of Romeo's hand.
You have a dream that Leo takes you to see the movie and he recites his lines to you after while you and him makeout(I had this dream before I even saw the movie).
You make up your own songs about your love for Claire or Leo (to the tune of that french song about brother sleeping "I love Leo, I love Leo, Don't you?.........).
You search every magazine for pictures or news of or about Leo or Claire.
When someone asks you what your favorite movie your friends answer for you.
When anyone says anything about one sided love all your classmates call out your name (this actually happened to someone).
You have a watergun and a picture of Tybalt and you re-enact Tybalt's death scene each night.
After a visit to your Grandma's house on the way home you play “Escape from Mantua.”
You belong to the R+J OBSESSED Fans Club.
When you heard Titanic was bumped from July to December you cried (yet again) "I am fortune's fool."
You have vowed to see Titanic on the 19th of December.(yes I've vowed)
You get hot flashes when you read about R&J, Leo, or Claire in magazine.
The most commomly heard phrase in your household is either "No, I'm not renting you R&J!!!" or "You're watching THAT again?!!"
You plan on buying more than one copy of the movie because you know it'll get worn out REAL quick.
When you don't watch R&J at least once a week you get PMS-like symptoms until you do see it. note--This includes guys & girls.
Your mother takes you to the doctor after your 2-week camp because you're starting to go into withdrawl.
You wish Shakespeare was still alive so he could sign your copy of Romeo + Juliet: The Contemporary Film, The Classic Play
You've started growing your hair out so you can style it like Juliet's for your prom (yes, I confess to this).
You tore out the picture strips attached to the R+J postcards and used them to make a border for your computer monitor (looks really cool!!)
When your little brother starts bugging you, you scream "Thou art my soul's hate!"
You read the screenplay while listening to the 2 soundtrack
Your e-mail password is "Juliet," "Romeo," "Claire," or "Leo"
When you take-eth a Tyleonol for a headache, you bow to your porcelain angels, and say, "What if this mixture do not work at all? Shall I then have leave to go to the doctor ‘morrow?"
You are now a collector of porcelain angels, or any angels you can find!
You record every t.v. show that has something to do with R+J, Leo, Claire, or any of the other actors from the movie (Examples include: 3rd Rock from the Sun, Pearl, MSCL, David Blaine’s little special)
You download every single R+J movie you can find on the net.
When you are so mad you want to kill, you start singing, "I would die for you!"
You have a journal with angels on it to remind you of R+J.
You write a line from R+J in your journal whenever yoou write in it.
When you want to make someone mad, you yell, (Fill in name), thou art consertest with (Fill In Name).
Thou put-eht -est or -eth on-eth every-eth word-eth you-eth speak-est.
Thou lovest saltwater fish.
You dunk your face in water then go look in a fish tank, hoping to see your Romeo/Juliet on the oppisite side.
Thou rent-eth R+J every time you go into Blockbuster video.
You have asked your friends at school if there friends or reletives works in a video store. If they do, you bum off any poster that have Leo or Claire on them.
You hang the Romeo and Juliet poster of Romeo in Friar Lawrence's cell on the celing above your bed and sit up all night staring at it and listening to the soundtrack.
You almost die of suffocation everytime you see or read something about R&J.
You have dozens of folders containing R&J cut-outs ( I have soooo much stuff).
You have at least one little picture of R&J on every single page of your journal.
You say goodnight to Romeo and Juliet in your poster on your wall before going to bed every night.
You don't even want to think about what Juliet's parents would have done if she said she was pregnant!
On the 4th of July, you dress up as an angel and watch the fireworks from your balcony playing the song "Angel" while all of your neighboors stare at you as if you've gone senile.
When you try to back down from a fight at school, you say to your opponent, "I see thou knowest me not," and walk away.
You spend hours on end trying to figure out the exact notes to the piano part for "Kissing You", "The Balcony Scene", and "Morning Breaks", just so you can recreate the moment for yourself.
You scare new people off because they can't understand Old English.
You've found a freind who has a two-way fish tank and set up a photo shoot with you and your boyfriend/girlfriend in the proper knight and angel costumes.
You've found every imaginable way to convince yourself that your life is a modern interpretation of R+J, just so that no one knows (i.e.- Romeo thinks Rosaline is Juliet, Romeo thinks Juliet is Benvolio, . . . ect.)
When people ask you to describe yourself, you tell them you're a misshapen chaos of well-seeming forms.
You feel like someone dropped a ton of bricks on your chest whenever you hear "The Death Scene".
You come up with a never ending list of "What ifs" that would let the two star-crossed lovers live.
Your heart melts whenever you hear your favorite line of all time, "Did my heart love till now? Forswear it, sight! For I never saw true beauty 'till this night!"
You plan to have your wedding rings engraved on the inside with, "I love thee".
Your next science project is to discover whether or not doves can cry.
You swear that Shakespeare somehow knew you would be alive almost 400 years later and that he wrote the entire play just for you.
You want to seriously injure any egg-head who feels the new interpretation of R+J is a disgrace.
You voted for R+J over 200 times in each catagory for the MTV movie awards. Darn it!
You now insult your archenemy by calling him the "King of Cats".
Every time you hear "You and Me", you see yourself with Leo (or Claire) in Hawaiian shirts rollerblading down the beach for a music video.
You dreamt a dream last night that you stopped Romeo in the nick of time.
Your heart literally aches during the happy scenes because you know you can't change the ending.
You loathe and dispise all astronauts.
You don't even want to think about what Juliet's parents would have done if she said she was pregnant!
When Tybalt kicks and hits Romeo, you are up and ready to fight him! (soemone is guilty of that one.)
You wonder what R+J's kid would have looked like.
You try to dream up new scenes so R+J won't die.
You try to kill the TV screen so you won't have to watch R+J die.
You dress up in some funky looking costume every night and go to the pet store to look on the other side of the fish tank, hoping to meet your Romeo or Juliet.
Every time it rains, you drop to your knees and yell, "Oh, I am fortune's fool!"
You want a gun with an angel or some other religious sign engraved on it.
You dream that you and Leo live in a big mansion and every night leo recites romeo's lines to you.
You spend your whole summer on the internet looking up Leo, Claire and Romeo and Juliet.
You and your friends plan a trip to Hollywood to find Leo.
You harass your video store untill they give you their Romeo and Juliet poster.
You watch Entertainment Tonight, and Access Hollywood every night hoping to hear new news about Leo or Claire. (B does)
If you don't come to this site you start to freak out, because you think you might miss something new about Leo or Claire.
You have put a picture of an guardian angel on your page (besides Claire Danes). 2. You named your pets or virtual pets after characters from Romeo & Juliet.
When you ask someone to do something for you but they don't they do it at first but do it later you say, "Good heart, at what?"
You cried when someone erased part of Romeo & Juliet with something else even though you knew you had another copy since you dubbed it twice.
You have put one of those clear sticky bookcovers on your William Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet: The Contemporary Film, The Classic Play to protect it.
Since you can't buy posters anywhere you live 'cause there aren't any stores that sell them ,besides from the Internet, you print out the posters on gigantic papers and put them on your wall. (In Hawaii I have no idea where they sell the posters, no Spencer Gifts or Print Plus or other Mainland stores)
You use your water gun every time during the movie when Tybalt appears and squirt the tv screen with water.
You go crazy if don't see Romeo & Juliet everyday.
You sing "Exit Music" along with Radiohead when they're showing the credits.
You cry after you cut your hair because you wanted it be long so you can style it like Juliet's. (I did this, I wasn't crying though but whining)
You beat out anyone who says that Leo is gay and/or ugly.
When you watch the ending where Romeo is about to drink the poison, you pretend to knock the poison out of his hands by whacking the tv where the poison is.
You're planning to get one of those free CKbe rings that says, "If you choose love over stability"
You watch the commercials on pay-per-view over and over again without getting sick of it
You go to the hair dressers and show them pictures of Juliet's party hair so they can do it to your hair
Thy searches all over town to find a bottle exactly like Juliet's, put blue water in it, and call it your "prop potion"
Thy takes an old perfume vial, dyes water yellow, and puts it in the vial and makes it Romeo's poison
Thy watches, memorizes, and practices with a friend, the handshake that Romeo and Benvolio do when getting into the car after shooting pool and calls it the "Official Romeo Handshake"
Thou print out multiple copies of "Signs you are obsessed" and carry one every where thou goest.
Thy family has to restrain you whenever R+J, Leo, Claire, ANYONE from the film is mentioned, as thou starts hyperventilating.
Thou suddenly elevate to god-status anyone related to the movie (ie, thou find thyself renting movies with Miriam Margolyes, Paul Sorvino, Brian Dennehy, and watching old episodes of "Friends" waiting for Christina Pickles to appear. And thou manages to recognise even the names of crew members in the production (Jill Bilcock edited "I.Q"etc)
Thou thinks it would be cool to make a tape of all the songs from both soundtracks in the order that they appear in the movie (Admit!)
When you get a kitten you name him tybalt and make him a little crown so he can really be "prince of cats", but you have to stifle yourself from killing him.
You did a "happy dance" in november '96 when you heard R&J was rated pg13 so you could see it
You have noticed that all of leo's movies after R&J so far (R&J, titanic, TMITIM) are coming out in fall, nearing winter.
When you know all of the actors who played in the movie(or at least think you do), right down to the Federal Express Clerk, delivery man, and the Montagues Limo driver!
Thy is developing a new R&J religion.
Thy swims in white dresses.
Thy wants a sequel to the movie, even though they died.
Thy wants to go to Immaculant Heart of Mary Church, and walk down the isle just like Juliet.