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A cowboy's sitting at the bar in a diner in New York, when the woman sitting next to him sidles over and says
"Hey there, are you a real cowboy?"
He replies;
"I surely am, maam. All day, all I can think about is herding them cows up and ridin around ma ranch. I been a cowboy through-and-through for as long as I remember, and that's all I'll ever be." The woman looks thougtful, then nods. The cowboy asks her "Anyhoo, I get asked that all the time in the city. What about you? What do you do?"
The woman replies;
"Well, I'm a lesbian. All day, all I can think about is making love to women. When I'm in the shower, I'm thinking about making love to women. When I'm driving to work, I'm looking at the women in the other cars, and fantasising about them. At work, I'm eyeing up the secretaries all day, and when I go to bed at night, I dream that Winona Ryder and Sharon Stone are in bed with me, and the three of us make mad passionate love for 24 hours non-stop."
Just then, a little boy wanders up to the cowboy and asks:
"Are you a weal cowboy?"
The cowboy looks down at the boy, smiles and says:
"No, son, I'm a lesbian"
"Hey there, are you a real cowboy?"
He replies;
"I surely am, maam. All day, all I can think about is herding them cows up and ridin around ma ranch. I been a cowboy through-and-through for as long as I remember, and that's all I'll ever be." The woman looks thougtful, then nods. The cowboy asks her "Anyhoo, I get asked that all the time in the city. What about you? What do you do?"
The woman replies;
"Well, I'm a lesbian. All day, all I can think about is making love to women. When I'm in the shower, I'm thinking about making love to women. When I'm driving to work, I'm looking at the women in the other cars, and fantasising about them. At work, I'm eyeing up the secretaries all day, and when I go to bed at night, I dream that Winona Ryder and Sharon Stone are in bed with me, and the three of us make mad passionate love for 24 hours non-stop."
Just then, a little boy wanders up to the cowboy and asks:
"Are you a weal cowboy?"
The cowboy looks down at the boy, smiles and says:
"No, son, I'm a lesbian"
errrrrrr.... *runs*
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A cowboy's sitting at the bar in a diner in New York, when the woman sitting next to him sidles over and says
"Hey there, are you a real cowboy?"
He replies;
"I surely am, maam. All day, all I can think about is herding them cows up and ridin around ma ranch. I been a cowboy through-and-through for as long as I remember, and that's all I'll ever be." The woman looks thougtful, then nods. The cowboy asks her "Anyhoo, I get asked that all the time in the city. What about you? What do you do?"
The woman replies;
"Well, I'm a lesbian. All day, all I can think about is making love to women. When I'm in the shower, I'm thinking about making love to women. When I'm driving to work, I'm looking at the women in the other cars, and fantasising about them. At work, I'm eyeing up the secretaries all day, and when I go to bed at night, I dream that Winona Ryder and Sharon Stone are in bed with me, and the three of us make mad passionate love for 24 hours non-stop."
Just then, a little boy wanders up to the cowboy and asks:
"Are you a weal cowboy?"
The cowboy looks down at the boy, smiles and says:
"No, son, I'm a lesbian"
"Hey there, are you a real cowboy?"
He replies;
"I surely am, maam. All day, all I can think about is herding them cows up and ridin around ma ranch. I been a cowboy through-and-through for as long as I remember, and that's all I'll ever be." The woman looks thougtful, then nods. The cowboy asks her "Anyhoo, I get asked that all the time in the city. What about you? What do you do?"
The woman replies;
"Well, I'm a lesbian. All day, all I can think about is making love to women. When I'm in the shower, I'm thinking about making love to women. When I'm driving to work, I'm looking at the women in the other cars, and fantasising about them. At work, I'm eyeing up the secretaries all day, and when I go to bed at night, I dream that Winona Ryder and Sharon Stone are in bed with me, and the three of us make mad passionate love for 24 hours non-stop."
Just then, a little boy wanders up to the cowboy and asks:
"Are you a weal cowboy?"
The cowboy looks down at the boy, smiles and says:
"No, son, I'm a lesbian"