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"Playing Football"

I was playing football and the ball hit me in the balls and everone laghted at me and i cryed and my frends hated me for like ever and they are not good friends.

Got any stories of actually playing football?

I can remember playing football during PE on the school field after a few days of torrential rain. It was more of a mudbath than anything else. Collided heads with one of the popular kids, he hit me on the side of my head (pressure point) with his forehead.

Typically, he is obviously made to be a footballer, grabbed hi face and everyone made a fuss about him, whilst I could barely keep on my feet. Funny thing was I'm pretty certain it hurt me more than him. But then again, these sports professionals are made out of soggy wafers nowadays.

Hmmm i nearly got my foot taken off by such a tackle. Both went for the ball, he went over it, caught my standing ankle side-on and followed through, shoulder-barging over me at the same time. I remember laying on the ground asking someone where my foot was because i had no feeling in it.

Someone falling over whilst I did a sliding tackle on them and leaving many stud marks, colliding with one of my mates and both of us somersaulting off in opposite directions, damaging my knee halfway through a game and still playing on... damn it, I miss my schooldays at times! X^D

brandon james barker wrote:
> Got any stories of actually playing football?

I was scouted by QPR aged 13 and trained with them for a couple of weeks while school was on a break. I've still got an award from them somewhere around here. Nothing came of it though, i was fairly ill at the time and we moved away a couple of months later.

I won promotion for Bristol Rovers twice in as many years as their leading striker.

brandon james barker wrote:
> Got any stories of actually playing football?

Curses! That was a dream.

Play it when I get the chance though. Have a weird obesession of doing kick-ups (or whatever they are called) with a small plastic ball pit ball. Currently on 15 bounces :)

I scored 5 goals in 15 minutes, playing in a friendly against a local team...impressive methinks...although no ball crunching involved I'm afraid

wow what a radom post ha ha

brandon james barker wrote:
> I was playing football and the ball hit me in the balls and
> everone laghted at me and i cryed and my frends hated me for like
> ever and they are not good friends.
>
> Got any stories of actually playing football?

Yes, scored 2 goals in a Cup Final - you got anything better to do?

I was playing football and the ball hit me in the balls and everone laghted at me and i cryed and my frends hated me for like ever and they are not good friends.

Got any stories of actually playing football?