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Baby-faced Pop Idol Runner-Up, Gareth Gates, recently voted by me as the man with the face you'd mosty like to punch, faces tabloid humiliation over the coming days after claims by Destiny's Child that he was not ready for their jelly.
It all began last weekend, when both Destiny's child and Gareth gates were performing at Radio 1's 'One Big Sunday' event in Swansea. Destiny's Child insisted upon performing first. Beyonce claimed that this was because they wanted to surprise the rest of the performers with something special once the whole show had finished.
After finishing his set of pathetically soft girly-boy songs Gareth Gates was lead off stage and into the backstage artists area. It was here that Destiny's Child surprised the puny child-freak with all manner of party treats.
Apparently Gareth Gates wolfed down the fairy cakes like a man possessed, said Kelly "He went crazy for them, grabbed one in each of his pudgey baby hands and shoved them right into his face, then he went back, and grabbed two more! He had crumbs all over his face!"
Things were quite different, however, when Michelle presented her jelly to the stuttering singer. "I thought he'd be thrilled" siad Michelle "But his face twisted up, contorted like a baby's does when it's crying. He tried to say something, but he couldn't get the words out."
As he left the three girls sung a line from their hit song Bootilicious "I don't think he can handle that. Woooah!" according to Gareth's mate, Pop Idol winner and lispy, twisted-mouthed child's favourite Will Young, who added further fuel to the fire "They broke into Bootilicious after they thought Gareth had tried to stutter that 'he couldn't handle it', but I'm not surprised, the amount of cakes he'd already eaten, he may have just creamed himself."
This couldn't have come at a worse time for Gareth, who is still suffering from the fallout of the revelations that he often poo's himself on stage, as his mother can't always be their to help him unbutton his trousers.
It all began last weekend, when both Destiny's child and Gareth gates were performing at Radio 1's 'One Big Sunday' event in Swansea. Destiny's Child insisted upon performing first. Beyonce claimed that this was because they wanted to surprise the rest of the performers with something special once the whole show had finished.
After finishing his set of pathetically soft girly-boy songs Gareth Gates was lead off stage and into the backstage artists area. It was here that Destiny's Child surprised the puny child-freak with all manner of party treats.
Apparently Gareth Gates wolfed down the fairy cakes like a man possessed, said Kelly "He went crazy for them, grabbed one in each of his pudgey baby hands and shoved them right into his face, then he went back, and grabbed two more! He had crumbs all over his face!"
Things were quite different, however, when Michelle presented her jelly to the stuttering singer. "I thought he'd be thrilled" siad Michelle "But his face twisted up, contorted like a baby's does when it's crying. He tried to say something, but he couldn't get the words out."
As he left the three girls sung a line from their hit song Bootilicious "I don't think he can handle that. Woooah!" according to Gareth's mate, Pop Idol winner and lispy, twisted-mouthed child's favourite Will Young, who added further fuel to the fire "They broke into Bootilicious after they thought Gareth had tried to stutter that 'he couldn't handle it', but I'm not surprised, the amount of cakes he'd already eaten, he may have just creamed himself."
This couldn't have come at a worse time for Gareth, who is still suffering from the fallout of the revelations that he often poo's himself on stage, as his mother can't always be their to help him unbutton his trousers.
Heh, doesn't surprise me, though.
*cough* eh? Well, I never. He's barely out of nappies and all.
I've written a news report from the Gareth Gates press conference in which he exclusively reveals he loves to *cough* women. Unfortunately, it cannot be placed on forums easily viewable by children.
Monkey_With_Attitude wrote:
> "No No Nelly I'm Not Read For Ya Jelly"
Ready even
> "No No Nelly I'm Not Read For Ya Jelly"
Ready even
"No No Nelly I'm Not Read For Ya Jelly"
lol.
That's all I have to say on the matter.
That's all I have to say on the matter.
Hahaha!
:-)
Great one Meka!
:-)
Great one Meka!
Baby-faced Pop Idol Runner-Up, Gareth Gates, recently voted by me as the man with the face you'd mosty like to punch, faces tabloid humiliation over the coming days after claims by Destiny's Child that he was not ready for their jelly.
It all began last weekend, when both Destiny's child and Gareth gates were performing at Radio 1's 'One Big Sunday' event in Swansea. Destiny's Child insisted upon performing first. Beyonce claimed that this was because they wanted to surprise the rest of the performers with something special once the whole show had finished.
After finishing his set of pathetically soft girly-boy songs Gareth Gates was lead off stage and into the backstage artists area. It was here that Destiny's Child surprised the puny child-freak with all manner of party treats.
Apparently Gareth Gates wolfed down the fairy cakes like a man possessed, said Kelly "He went crazy for them, grabbed one in each of his pudgey baby hands and shoved them right into his face, then he went back, and grabbed two more! He had crumbs all over his face!"
Things were quite different, however, when Michelle presented her jelly to the stuttering singer. "I thought he'd be thrilled" siad Michelle "But his face twisted up, contorted like a baby's does when it's crying. He tried to say something, but he couldn't get the words out."
As he left the three girls sung a line from their hit song Bootilicious "I don't think he can handle that. Woooah!" according to Gareth's mate, Pop Idol winner and lispy, twisted-mouthed child's favourite Will Young, who added further fuel to the fire "They broke into Bootilicious after they thought Gareth had tried to stutter that 'he couldn't handle it', but I'm not surprised, the amount of cakes he'd already eaten, he may have just creamed himself."
This couldn't have come at a worse time for Gareth, who is still suffering from the fallout of the revelations that he often poo's himself on stage, as his mother can't always be their to help him unbutton his trousers.
It all began last weekend, when both Destiny's child and Gareth gates were performing at Radio 1's 'One Big Sunday' event in Swansea. Destiny's Child insisted upon performing first. Beyonce claimed that this was because they wanted to surprise the rest of the performers with something special once the whole show had finished.
After finishing his set of pathetically soft girly-boy songs Gareth Gates was lead off stage and into the backstage artists area. It was here that Destiny's Child surprised the puny child-freak with all manner of party treats.
Apparently Gareth Gates wolfed down the fairy cakes like a man possessed, said Kelly "He went crazy for them, grabbed one in each of his pudgey baby hands and shoved them right into his face, then he went back, and grabbed two more! He had crumbs all over his face!"
Things were quite different, however, when Michelle presented her jelly to the stuttering singer. "I thought he'd be thrilled" siad Michelle "But his face twisted up, contorted like a baby's does when it's crying. He tried to say something, but he couldn't get the words out."
As he left the three girls sung a line from their hit song Bootilicious "I don't think he can handle that. Woooah!" according to Gareth's mate, Pop Idol winner and lispy, twisted-mouthed child's favourite Will Young, who added further fuel to the fire "They broke into Bootilicious after they thought Gareth had tried to stutter that 'he couldn't handle it', but I'm not surprised, the amount of cakes he'd already eaten, he may have just creamed himself."
This couldn't have come at a worse time for Gareth, who is still suffering from the fallout of the revelations that he often poo's himself on stage, as his mother can't always be their to help him unbutton his trousers.