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“Faarooq, it’s time. You ready to take the nWo to school?”
Faarooq (Blade) is rummaging through the filing cabinet.
“Damn! Someone has stolen our beer!”
The A.P.A look mad as they hunt around for the beer. They hear noises in a room. The noises sound like beer cans being opened. The A.P.A (Blade & Rickoss) bash the door and prepare to beat whoever is inside.
“Damn! It’s Austin (DW)! Sorry mate. We’re looking for our beer.”
“I’ve not seen them. Try the nWo.”
The nWo music hits and out struts X-Pac (DW) and Albert (Jetster). The crowd start booing and shout ‘X-Pac sucks’. (Again, what’s new?) A huge triple tag match awaits the nWo after ejecting Hogan from the group. Hogan has paid the A.P.A for protection but have they bitten off more then they can chew?
The A.P.A music hits and out strides Bradshaw (Rickoss) and Faarooq (Blade). Bradshaw has a mic in his hand.
“I don’t get annoyed very easy but when someone steals my beer, I get very annoyed. It just so happens that you will be on the receiving end!”
They rush to the ring and X-Pac and Albert climb out to meet them. Faarooq has Albert and Bradshaw is fighting X-Pac. Bradshaw is in complete control but Faarooq is having a few problems… SMASH! Faarooq flies into the ring steps. Bradshaw with huge knees to X-Pac but Albert with a shot from behind. Albert throws Bradshaw in the ring and we could finally get the match started.
The bell rings and Bradshaw (Rickoss) and X-Pac (DW) start this off. X-Pac kicks Bradshaw while he is down and starts prancing round the ring. Bradshaw up, spinning heel kick by X-Pac. X-Pac picks Bradshaw up and takes him to the corner. X-Pac stomps Bradshaw down and tags in Albert (Jetster).
Albert comes in and chokes Bradshaw in the corner. The ref comes and splits it up leaving X-Pac to continue where Albert left off. Albert returns to beating Bradshaw and picks him up out of the corner. Tag to X-Pac. Albert holds Bradshaw, X-Pac hits two kicks in the ribs and one spinning kick in the face. X-Pac climbs the turnbuckle; Bradshaw staggers to his feet, X-Pac leaps, Fallaway slam by Bradshaw!
Bradshaw goes over to the corner and tags in Faarooq (Blade). They pick up X-Pac and whip him against the ropes, double shoulder block! Faarooq picks X-Pac (DW) and slams him down with great power. Faarooq looks to tag, LOW BLOW BY X-PAC! The ref didn’t see it! X-Pac whips Faarooq towards the ropes, reversed, X-Pac bounces off, SPINEBUSTER! Cover… 1… 2… Albert (Jetster) splits it up!
The ref has words with Albert and forces him back into the corner. Faarooq bounces off the ropes, NO! Albert pulls the top rope down and he flies over the ropes. The ref is annoyed with Albert. Albert raises his arms in a ‘I didn’t do it’ manner. X-Pac bounces off the ropes and leaps over onto Faarooq! Suicidal! Both are down!
Bradshaw (Rickoss) is trying to get the crowd going and the ref is refusing to let Albert (Jetster) climb down from the apron. X-Pac (DW) and Faarooq (Blade) are now on their feet, X-Pac spins, Faarooq grabs the leg, Enziguri! Faarooq looks flat out! X-Pac wastes no time in throwing Faarooq into the ring and covering him. 1… 2… Bradshaw makes the save but only just!
X-Pac tags in Albert. Albert picks up Faarooq by the legs and spins him round and round and round then releases, unfortunately too close to Bradshaw who tags himself in! Bradshaw clotheslines Albert down then knocks X-Pac off the apron. Faarooq is on his feet, whip from the A.P.A on Albert, Double Front Slam by the A.P.A! Cover! 1… 2… KICK OUT! Albert manages to save himself!
X-Pac (DW) climbs into the ring and Faarooq (Blade) chases after him. The ref has lost control of this match! Albert (Jetster) hanging on the ropes, Bradshaw (Rickoss) hits him over! Faarooq and X-Pac slugging it out in the ring. Bradshaw urging Albert to his feet, CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!!! I think Bradshaw has hurt his arm in that attack! Faarooq and X-Pac still slugging it out, X-Pac wins out surprisingly, bounces off the ropes, Faarooq with a kick to the midsection, DOMINATOR, NO! REVERSAL! X-Pac spins him round, X-FACTOR!! Cover! 1… 2… 3!! X-Pac picks up the win!
Bradshaw is crawling into the ring holding his arm, Albert follows behind, ALBERT BOMB ON BRADSHAW! X-Pac waves the rest of the nWo down to the ring and it’s complete destruction on the A.P.A! Scott Hall (DW) has a carrier bag and a mic in his hand!
“Hey yo! You like beer? Here, have some we found in your office!”
The nWo pour the beer all over the A.P.A (Blade & Rickoss) and then spray ‘nWo’ on their backs!
The nWo music plays and they stand supreme!
WINNER: X-Pac (DW) and Albert (Jetster)
Very vintage nWo style too, annoying people and spraypainting their backs, excellent.
Nice one.
Nicely done Matt, I liked the beer bit with Austin. {:)
“Faarooq, it’s time. You ready to take the nWo to school?”
Faarooq (Blade) is rummaging through the filing cabinet.
“Damn! Someone has stolen our beer!”
The A.P.A look mad as they hunt around for the beer. They hear noises in a room. The noises sound like beer cans being opened. The A.P.A (Blade & Rickoss) bash the door and prepare to beat whoever is inside.
“Damn! It’s Austin (DW)! Sorry mate. We’re looking for our beer.”
“I’ve not seen them. Try the nWo.”
The nWo music hits and out struts X-Pac (DW) and Albert (Jetster). The crowd start booing and shout ‘X-Pac sucks’. (Again, what’s new?) A huge triple tag match awaits the nWo after ejecting Hogan from the group. Hogan has paid the A.P.A for protection but have they bitten off more then they can chew?
The A.P.A music hits and out strides Bradshaw (Rickoss) and Faarooq (Blade). Bradshaw has a mic in his hand.
“I don’t get annoyed very easy but when someone steals my beer, I get very annoyed. It just so happens that you will be on the receiving end!”
They rush to the ring and X-Pac and Albert climb out to meet them. Faarooq has Albert and Bradshaw is fighting X-Pac. Bradshaw is in complete control but Faarooq is having a few problems… SMASH! Faarooq flies into the ring steps. Bradshaw with huge knees to X-Pac but Albert with a shot from behind. Albert throws Bradshaw in the ring and we could finally get the match started.
The bell rings and Bradshaw (Rickoss) and X-Pac (DW) start this off. X-Pac kicks Bradshaw while he is down and starts prancing round the ring. Bradshaw up, spinning heel kick by X-Pac. X-Pac picks Bradshaw up and takes him to the corner. X-Pac stomps Bradshaw down and tags in Albert (Jetster).
Albert comes in and chokes Bradshaw in the corner. The ref comes and splits it up leaving X-Pac to continue where Albert left off. Albert returns to beating Bradshaw and picks him up out of the corner. Tag to X-Pac. Albert holds Bradshaw, X-Pac hits two kicks in the ribs and one spinning kick in the face. X-Pac climbs the turnbuckle; Bradshaw staggers to his feet, X-Pac leaps, Fallaway slam by Bradshaw!
Bradshaw goes over to the corner and tags in Faarooq (Blade). They pick up X-Pac and whip him against the ropes, double shoulder block! Faarooq picks X-Pac (DW) and slams him down with great power. Faarooq looks to tag, LOW BLOW BY X-PAC! The ref didn’t see it! X-Pac whips Faarooq towards the ropes, reversed, X-Pac bounces off, SPINEBUSTER! Cover… 1… 2… Albert (Jetster) splits it up!
The ref has words with Albert and forces him back into the corner. Faarooq bounces off the ropes, NO! Albert pulls the top rope down and he flies over the ropes. The ref is annoyed with Albert. Albert raises his arms in a ‘I didn’t do it’ manner. X-Pac bounces off the ropes and leaps over onto Faarooq! Suicidal! Both are down!
Bradshaw (Rickoss) is trying to get the crowd going and the ref is refusing to let Albert (Jetster) climb down from the apron. X-Pac (DW) and Faarooq (Blade) are now on their feet, X-Pac spins, Faarooq grabs the leg, Enziguri! Faarooq looks flat out! X-Pac wastes no time in throwing Faarooq into the ring and covering him. 1… 2… Bradshaw makes the save but only just!
X-Pac tags in Albert. Albert picks up Faarooq by the legs and spins him round and round and round then releases, unfortunately too close to Bradshaw who tags himself in! Bradshaw clotheslines Albert down then knocks X-Pac off the apron. Faarooq is on his feet, whip from the A.P.A on Albert, Double Front Slam by the A.P.A! Cover! 1… 2… KICK OUT! Albert manages to save himself!
X-Pac (DW) climbs into the ring and Faarooq (Blade) chases after him. The ref has lost control of this match! Albert (Jetster) hanging on the ropes, Bradshaw (Rickoss) hits him over! Faarooq and X-Pac slugging it out in the ring. Bradshaw urging Albert to his feet, CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!!! I think Bradshaw has hurt his arm in that attack! Faarooq and X-Pac still slugging it out, X-Pac wins out surprisingly, bounces off the ropes, Faarooq with a kick to the midsection, DOMINATOR, NO! REVERSAL! X-Pac spins him round, X-FACTOR!! Cover! 1… 2… 3!! X-Pac picks up the win!
Bradshaw is crawling into the ring holding his arm, Albert follows behind, ALBERT BOMB ON BRADSHAW! X-Pac waves the rest of the nWo down to the ring and it’s complete destruction on the A.P.A! Scott Hall (DW) has a carrier bag and a mic in his hand!
“Hey yo! You like beer? Here, have some we found in your office!”
The nWo pour the beer all over the A.P.A (Blade & Rickoss) and then spray ‘nWo’ on their backs!
The nWo music plays and they stand supreme!
WINNER: X-Pac (DW) and Albert (Jetster)