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(WRITTEN BY FIGO)
"Who let da dogs out!" hits and out comes Scotty the Doggy to a huge ovation. STD slaps some hands and points at his back "S-T-D" and then flips into the ring. "Gimme me a mic"
"Testing…1…2…3…DW is going to be buried at Freefall" Ah I think that’s enough testing of the Mic. Now to the reason as to why I am out here"
"I am out here to announce the Entrants of the LightCAW Rumble at Freefall. Yes, yes I am in it *The fans begin to cheer* but I think we should announce as well as who is in it, who is coming out in what Order. So in Alphabetical order, we will announce superstars who will draw their number out of um…Oy you there, pass us your hat…yeah out of this hat.
"It began Afrika-a-a-a-a!" It’s the Cong Man! This banana eating monkey man is getting some cheers and some boos, he's a great Wrestler, but he is arrogant which makes him the hated Character that he is. The Cong Man eyeballs STD as he walks down the ring. The Cong Man gets into the ring and immediately puts his hand into the hat, wanting to get it over and done with. Cong Man unfolds the paper and…No.2! Cong Man keeps a straight face and backs into the corner of the ring. I don't think he is to happy with that Number somehow :D
"D-D-D-Dead Wonder!" All hell is gonna break lose here. DW is fuming and is running down to the ring. Dead Wonder gets into the ring…but doesn't even lay a finger on STD. Instead he picks out a number…No.1! Is this fixed or something?! DW goes and talks with Cong Man. Obviously exchanging words about how this thing is fixed.
The lights dim and Strobe Lighting appears…Its Kid Rock! Kid Rock is getting a great reception from the crowd. Kid Rock gets into the ring and dips his hand into the hat…No.6!
"LLLLLLLLLLLLLongy" Its Kid Rock's partner, Longy! Longy was the first ever CAW Heavyweight Champion but he still qualifies for the Light Weight Belt, just like many of the Main Eventers here. Longy darts his hand into the hat…No.7! Straight after Kid Rock, no doubt these two will team up!
"The Four Elements"! Its Reaver! Reaver looks straight at Cong as he walks down to the ring, but again amazingly, just like with DW and STD…no fight breaks out! Reaver puts his hand into the hat…No.4, "Nah I don't like 4, it's unlucky, I will pick again" says Reaver. What the hell, STD can't let him do this, but he is! Reaver puts his hand in again…No.8! Reaver will enter last in the Rumble! Why the cheating git. Reaver smirks and stays near STD.
"Who let da Dogs out"! "Ah I believe its me ladies and gentlemen," exclaims STD. STD puts his hand in…No.3! Ok so it isn't fixed. STD looks like he wants to blow his top but instead just keeps calm.
"Tell me, what is on your mind?" It’s the CAW Heavyweight Champion: The Psychiatrist! The Trist is getting a huge ovation and he is taking his time in getting to the ring, soaking up the atmosphere. Psychiatrist finally gets to the ring and raises his arms in the air. Before STD puts them down and shoves them into the hat! "Pick ya number" Trist can't be to happy with that but he just carries on and picks his number…No.4!
"And the last competitor please" The Rat appears from under the ring and darts into the ring in a flash. The Rat picks his number…No.5!
(WRITTEN BY ANT)
The crowd aren’t sure who to cheer for here, they like STD but the fact that he is a member of the Four Elements and that he is helping the hated Reaver (Ant) means they don’t like his attitude. They don’t like Cong Man much either, but they prefer him to Reaver. However, they know that they want to cheer for KR, Longy, DW, The Rat (allardini) and of course, the CAW Heavyweight Champion The Psychiatrist (MikeAll.) I have a strange feeling that both KR and Longy, and the New BDA are going to team up in the Rumble, which definitely gives them an advantage.
Reaver (Ant) grabs the mic. “Well Cong Man, I don’t see the point in you taking part in this match. Even if you do win the title, you’ll have to give it back once I’ve kicked you out of SRW!!” Boos fill the arena, but Cong Man does nothing but stare at his forthcoming opponent.
It’s DW’s turn to talk, “Hey, Reaver! You won’t even have time to beat Cong Man, because you’ll be too busy digging your little friend STD out after I bury him alive!”
Now The Psychiatrist has a mic, “I think it’s obvious who’s gonna win. Just look at the rest of the CAW gold, and the other matches that are taking place at Free-Fall. Cong Man is one half of the Tag Team Champions, but he has a tough, brutal match with Reaver that night as well. Hawk, who is the other half of the tag champs and is the HardCAW Champion is too heavy to even be in this match!”
He continues, “but look at me. I, am the best CAW Wrestler in the world, and I have the belt to prove it. Of course, I have to defend my title, but I have an easy match against the novice RawIsAndy.”
As he continues to talk, RawIsAndy is sneaking up behind him with a steel chair! CLANG!! SHOT TO THE HEAD! The crowd are both booing and cheering, both of these guys are fan favourites! All hell has broken lose, Reaver (Ant) just sent himself flying over the ropes and onto Cong Man, DW has entered the ring and is brawling it out with STD, and the New BDA have begun to fight with KR and Longy!
Cong Man low blows Reaver (Ant), and sets him up for the Congo Bongo on the outside!! POWERBOMB!! POWERBOMB!! POWER-BUT MOULDY CHEESE COMES FROM BEHIND AND NEARLY TAKES CONG MAN’S HEAD OFF WITH A MASSIVE CLOTHESLINE!
Reaver (Ant) takes a few seconds to recover, but he sees STD in trouble and so slowly staggers into the ring, and takes down DW with a DDT-DRIVER! Reaver (Ant) then joins DW on the canvas, almost unconscious thanks to those powerbombs!
The New BDA and KR and Longy have gone backstage, still battling it out! Meanwhile, STD and Mouldy Cheese both pull the fallen Reaver away from the ring and through the audience, and Hawk (AJ) has entered the arena to do the same for Cong Man…he’s taking him through the fans…but one of the fans punches him in the face, and then nails him with a modified standing version of The Finish Line! It’s Grandprix, the man who will battle Hawk at Free-Fall for the HardCAW Title! Grandprix scampers away, his work done to the crowd’s delight!
That leaves just RawIsAndy and The Psychiatrist (MikeAll), and the champion is being dominated! He staggers off the ropes, and straight into the JIMJAMJAHA! RawIsAndy stares down at his opponent as we fade out…
So, next week all these feuds will be sorted out, the best man will be known! Will it be Reaver (Ant) or Cong Man who will be sent flying our of SRW FOREVER? Can Grandprix defeat Hawk (AJ) for the HardCAW Championship? Who will be buried alive, DW or STD? And finally, can the new guy, the rookie, RawIsAndy make history and defeat The Psychiatrist for the CAW Heavyweight Championship? And of course, who will become the first ever LightCAW Champion? All this and more will be revealed at Free-Fall next week, don’t miss it.
Thanks for reading, Ant and Figo.
"Who let da dogs out!" hits and out comes Scotty the Doggy to a huge ovation. STD slaps some hands and points at his back "S-T-D" and then flips into the ring. "Gimme me a mic"
"Testing…1…2…3…DW is going to be buried at Freefall" Ah I think that’s enough testing of the Mic. Now to the reason as to why I am out here"
"I am out here to announce the Entrants of the LightCAW Rumble at Freefall. Yes, yes I am in it *The fans begin to cheer* but I think we should announce as well as who is in it, who is coming out in what Order. So in Alphabetical order, we will announce superstars who will draw their number out of um…Oy you there, pass us your hat…yeah out of this hat.
"It began Afrika-a-a-a-a!" It’s the Cong Man! This banana eating monkey man is getting some cheers and some boos, he's a great Wrestler, but he is arrogant which makes him the hated Character that he is. The Cong Man eyeballs STD as he walks down the ring. The Cong Man gets into the ring and immediately puts his hand into the hat, wanting to get it over and done with. Cong Man unfolds the paper and…No.2! Cong Man keeps a straight face and backs into the corner of the ring. I don't think he is to happy with that Number somehow :D
"D-D-D-Dead Wonder!" All hell is gonna break lose here. DW is fuming and is running down to the ring. Dead Wonder gets into the ring…but doesn't even lay a finger on STD. Instead he picks out a number…No.1! Is this fixed or something?! DW goes and talks with Cong Man. Obviously exchanging words about how this thing is fixed.
The lights dim and Strobe Lighting appears…Its Kid Rock! Kid Rock is getting a great reception from the crowd. Kid Rock gets into the ring and dips his hand into the hat…No.6!
"LLLLLLLLLLLLLongy" Its Kid Rock's partner, Longy! Longy was the first ever CAW Heavyweight Champion but he still qualifies for the Light Weight Belt, just like many of the Main Eventers here. Longy darts his hand into the hat…No.7! Straight after Kid Rock, no doubt these two will team up!
"The Four Elements"! Its Reaver! Reaver looks straight at Cong as he walks down to the ring, but again amazingly, just like with DW and STD…no fight breaks out! Reaver puts his hand into the hat…No.4, "Nah I don't like 4, it's unlucky, I will pick again" says Reaver. What the hell, STD can't let him do this, but he is! Reaver puts his hand in again…No.8! Reaver will enter last in the Rumble! Why the cheating git. Reaver smirks and stays near STD.
"Who let da Dogs out"! "Ah I believe its me ladies and gentlemen," exclaims STD. STD puts his hand in…No.3! Ok so it isn't fixed. STD looks like he wants to blow his top but instead just keeps calm.
"Tell me, what is on your mind?" It’s the CAW Heavyweight Champion: The Psychiatrist! The Trist is getting a huge ovation and he is taking his time in getting to the ring, soaking up the atmosphere. Psychiatrist finally gets to the ring and raises his arms in the air. Before STD puts them down and shoves them into the hat! "Pick ya number" Trist can't be to happy with that but he just carries on and picks his number…No.4!
"And the last competitor please" The Rat appears from under the ring and darts into the ring in a flash. The Rat picks his number…No.5!
(WRITTEN BY ANT)
The crowd aren’t sure who to cheer for here, they like STD but the fact that he is a member of the Four Elements and that he is helping the hated Reaver (Ant) means they don’t like his attitude. They don’t like Cong Man much either, but they prefer him to Reaver. However, they know that they want to cheer for KR, Longy, DW, The Rat (allardini) and of course, the CAW Heavyweight Champion The Psychiatrist (MikeAll.) I have a strange feeling that both KR and Longy, and the New BDA are going to team up in the Rumble, which definitely gives them an advantage.
Reaver (Ant) grabs the mic. “Well Cong Man, I don’t see the point in you taking part in this match. Even if you do win the title, you’ll have to give it back once I’ve kicked you out of SRW!!” Boos fill the arena, but Cong Man does nothing but stare at his forthcoming opponent.
It’s DW’s turn to talk, “Hey, Reaver! You won’t even have time to beat Cong Man, because you’ll be too busy digging your little friend STD out after I bury him alive!”
Now The Psychiatrist has a mic, “I think it’s obvious who’s gonna win. Just look at the rest of the CAW gold, and the other matches that are taking place at Free-Fall. Cong Man is one half of the Tag Team Champions, but he has a tough, brutal match with Reaver that night as well. Hawk, who is the other half of the tag champs and is the HardCAW Champion is too heavy to even be in this match!”
He continues, “but look at me. I, am the best CAW Wrestler in the world, and I have the belt to prove it. Of course, I have to defend my title, but I have an easy match against the novice RawIsAndy.”
As he continues to talk, RawIsAndy is sneaking up behind him with a steel chair! CLANG!! SHOT TO THE HEAD! The crowd are both booing and cheering, both of these guys are fan favourites! All hell has broken lose, Reaver (Ant) just sent himself flying over the ropes and onto Cong Man, DW has entered the ring and is brawling it out with STD, and the New BDA have begun to fight with KR and Longy!
Cong Man low blows Reaver (Ant), and sets him up for the Congo Bongo on the outside!! POWERBOMB!! POWERBOMB!! POWER-BUT MOULDY CHEESE COMES FROM BEHIND AND NEARLY TAKES CONG MAN’S HEAD OFF WITH A MASSIVE CLOTHESLINE!
Reaver (Ant) takes a few seconds to recover, but he sees STD in trouble and so slowly staggers into the ring, and takes down DW with a DDT-DRIVER! Reaver (Ant) then joins DW on the canvas, almost unconscious thanks to those powerbombs!
The New BDA and KR and Longy have gone backstage, still battling it out! Meanwhile, STD and Mouldy Cheese both pull the fallen Reaver away from the ring and through the audience, and Hawk (AJ) has entered the arena to do the same for Cong Man…he’s taking him through the fans…but one of the fans punches him in the face, and then nails him with a modified standing version of The Finish Line! It’s Grandprix, the man who will battle Hawk at Free-Fall for the HardCAW Title! Grandprix scampers away, his work done to the crowd’s delight!
That leaves just RawIsAndy and The Psychiatrist (MikeAll), and the champion is being dominated! He staggers off the ropes, and straight into the JIMJAMJAHA! RawIsAndy stares down at his opponent as we fade out…
So, next week all these feuds will be sorted out, the best man will be known! Will it be Reaver (Ant) or Cong Man who will be sent flying our of SRW FOREVER? Can Grandprix defeat Hawk (AJ) for the HardCAW Championship? Who will be buried alive, DW or STD? And finally, can the new guy, the rookie, RawIsAndy make history and defeat The Psychiatrist for the CAW Heavyweight Championship? And of course, who will become the first ever LightCAW Champion? All this and more will be revealed at Free-Fall next week, don’t miss it.
Thanks for reading, Ant and Figo.
Lots of unanswered questions which need to be resolved at Freefall.
Kewl. And stuff.
Excellent.
Freefall's going to be brilliant, and I'll miss it.
Bah!
Freefall's going to be brilliant, and I'll miss it.
Bah!
Can't wait 'til Free-Fall.
(WRITTEN BY FIGO)
"Who let da dogs out!" hits and out comes Scotty the Doggy to a huge ovation. STD slaps some hands and points at his back "S-T-D" and then flips into the ring. "Gimme me a mic"
"Testing…1…2…3…DW is going to be buried at Freefall" Ah I think that’s enough testing of the Mic. Now to the reason as to why I am out here"
"I am out here to announce the Entrants of the LightCAW Rumble at Freefall. Yes, yes I am in it *The fans begin to cheer* but I think we should announce as well as who is in it, who is coming out in what Order. So in Alphabetical order, we will announce superstars who will draw their number out of um…Oy you there, pass us your hat…yeah out of this hat.
"It began Afrika-a-a-a-a!" It’s the Cong Man! This banana eating monkey man is getting some cheers and some boos, he's a great Wrestler, but he is arrogant which makes him the hated Character that he is. The Cong Man eyeballs STD as he walks down the ring. The Cong Man gets into the ring and immediately puts his hand into the hat, wanting to get it over and done with. Cong Man unfolds the paper and…No.2! Cong Man keeps a straight face and backs into the corner of the ring. I don't think he is to happy with that Number somehow :D
"D-D-D-Dead Wonder!" All hell is gonna break lose here. DW is fuming and is running down to the ring. Dead Wonder gets into the ring…but doesn't even lay a finger on STD. Instead he picks out a number…No.1! Is this fixed or something?! DW goes and talks with Cong Man. Obviously exchanging words about how this thing is fixed.
The lights dim and Strobe Lighting appears…Its Kid Rock! Kid Rock is getting a great reception from the crowd. Kid Rock gets into the ring and dips his hand into the hat…No.6!
"LLLLLLLLLLLLLongy" Its Kid Rock's partner, Longy! Longy was the first ever CAW Heavyweight Champion but he still qualifies for the Light Weight Belt, just like many of the Main Eventers here. Longy darts his hand into the hat…No.7! Straight after Kid Rock, no doubt these two will team up!
"The Four Elements"! Its Reaver! Reaver looks straight at Cong as he walks down to the ring, but again amazingly, just like with DW and STD…no fight breaks out! Reaver puts his hand into the hat…No.4, "Nah I don't like 4, it's unlucky, I will pick again" says Reaver. What the hell, STD can't let him do this, but he is! Reaver puts his hand in again…No.8! Reaver will enter last in the Rumble! Why the cheating git. Reaver smirks and stays near STD.
"Who let da Dogs out"! "Ah I believe its me ladies and gentlemen," exclaims STD. STD puts his hand in…No.3! Ok so it isn't fixed. STD looks like he wants to blow his top but instead just keeps calm.
"Tell me, what is on your mind?" It’s the CAW Heavyweight Champion: The Psychiatrist! The Trist is getting a huge ovation and he is taking his time in getting to the ring, soaking up the atmosphere. Psychiatrist finally gets to the ring and raises his arms in the air. Before STD puts them down and shoves them into the hat! "Pick ya number" Trist can't be to happy with that but he just carries on and picks his number…No.4!
"And the last competitor please" The Rat appears from under the ring and darts into the ring in a flash. The Rat picks his number…No.5!
(WRITTEN BY ANT)
The crowd aren’t sure who to cheer for here, they like STD but the fact that he is a member of the Four Elements and that he is helping the hated Reaver (Ant) means they don’t like his attitude. They don’t like Cong Man much either, but they prefer him to Reaver. However, they know that they want to cheer for KR, Longy, DW, The Rat (allardini) and of course, the CAW Heavyweight Champion The Psychiatrist (MikeAll.) I have a strange feeling that both KR and Longy, and the New BDA are going to team up in the Rumble, which definitely gives them an advantage.
Reaver (Ant) grabs the mic. “Well Cong Man, I don’t see the point in you taking part in this match. Even if you do win the title, you’ll have to give it back once I’ve kicked you out of SRW!!” Boos fill the arena, but Cong Man does nothing but stare at his forthcoming opponent.
It’s DW’s turn to talk, “Hey, Reaver! You won’t even have time to beat Cong Man, because you’ll be too busy digging your little friend STD out after I bury him alive!”
Now The Psychiatrist has a mic, “I think it’s obvious who’s gonna win. Just look at the rest of the CAW gold, and the other matches that are taking place at Free-Fall. Cong Man is one half of the Tag Team Champions, but he has a tough, brutal match with Reaver that night as well. Hawk, who is the other half of the tag champs and is the HardCAW Champion is too heavy to even be in this match!”
He continues, “but look at me. I, am the best CAW Wrestler in the world, and I have the belt to prove it. Of course, I have to defend my title, but I have an easy match against the novice RawIsAndy.”
As he continues to talk, RawIsAndy is sneaking up behind him with a steel chair! CLANG!! SHOT TO THE HEAD! The crowd are both booing and cheering, both of these guys are fan favourites! All hell has broken lose, Reaver (Ant) just sent himself flying over the ropes and onto Cong Man, DW has entered the ring and is brawling it out with STD, and the New BDA have begun to fight with KR and Longy!
Cong Man low blows Reaver (Ant), and sets him up for the Congo Bongo on the outside!! POWERBOMB!! POWERBOMB!! POWER-BUT MOULDY CHEESE COMES FROM BEHIND AND NEARLY TAKES CONG MAN’S HEAD OFF WITH A MASSIVE CLOTHESLINE!
Reaver (Ant) takes a few seconds to recover, but he sees STD in trouble and so slowly staggers into the ring, and takes down DW with a DDT-DRIVER! Reaver (Ant) then joins DW on the canvas, almost unconscious thanks to those powerbombs!
The New BDA and KR and Longy have gone backstage, still battling it out! Meanwhile, STD and Mouldy Cheese both pull the fallen Reaver away from the ring and through the audience, and Hawk (AJ) has entered the arena to do the same for Cong Man…he’s taking him through the fans…but one of the fans punches him in the face, and then nails him with a modified standing version of The Finish Line! It’s Grandprix, the man who will battle Hawk at Free-Fall for the HardCAW Title! Grandprix scampers away, his work done to the crowd’s delight!
That leaves just RawIsAndy and The Psychiatrist (MikeAll), and the champion is being dominated! He staggers off the ropes, and straight into the JIMJAMJAHA! RawIsAndy stares down at his opponent as we fade out…
So, next week all these feuds will be sorted out, the best man will be known! Will it be Reaver (Ant) or Cong Man who will be sent flying our of SRW FOREVER? Can Grandprix defeat Hawk (AJ) for the HardCAW Championship? Who will be buried alive, DW or STD? And finally, can the new guy, the rookie, RawIsAndy make history and defeat The Psychiatrist for the CAW Heavyweight Championship? And of course, who will become the first ever LightCAW Champion? All this and more will be revealed at Free-Fall next week, don’t miss it.
Thanks for reading, Ant and Figo.
"Who let da dogs out!" hits and out comes Scotty the Doggy to a huge ovation. STD slaps some hands and points at his back "S-T-D" and then flips into the ring. "Gimme me a mic"
"Testing…1…2…3…DW is going to be buried at Freefall" Ah I think that’s enough testing of the Mic. Now to the reason as to why I am out here"
"I am out here to announce the Entrants of the LightCAW Rumble at Freefall. Yes, yes I am in it *The fans begin to cheer* but I think we should announce as well as who is in it, who is coming out in what Order. So in Alphabetical order, we will announce superstars who will draw their number out of um…Oy you there, pass us your hat…yeah out of this hat.
"It began Afrika-a-a-a-a!" It’s the Cong Man! This banana eating monkey man is getting some cheers and some boos, he's a great Wrestler, but he is arrogant which makes him the hated Character that he is. The Cong Man eyeballs STD as he walks down the ring. The Cong Man gets into the ring and immediately puts his hand into the hat, wanting to get it over and done with. Cong Man unfolds the paper and…No.2! Cong Man keeps a straight face and backs into the corner of the ring. I don't think he is to happy with that Number somehow :D
"D-D-D-Dead Wonder!" All hell is gonna break lose here. DW is fuming and is running down to the ring. Dead Wonder gets into the ring…but doesn't even lay a finger on STD. Instead he picks out a number…No.1! Is this fixed or something?! DW goes and talks with Cong Man. Obviously exchanging words about how this thing is fixed.
The lights dim and Strobe Lighting appears…Its Kid Rock! Kid Rock is getting a great reception from the crowd. Kid Rock gets into the ring and dips his hand into the hat…No.6!
"LLLLLLLLLLLLLongy" Its Kid Rock's partner, Longy! Longy was the first ever CAW Heavyweight Champion but he still qualifies for the Light Weight Belt, just like many of the Main Eventers here. Longy darts his hand into the hat…No.7! Straight after Kid Rock, no doubt these two will team up!
"The Four Elements"! Its Reaver! Reaver looks straight at Cong as he walks down to the ring, but again amazingly, just like with DW and STD…no fight breaks out! Reaver puts his hand into the hat…No.4, "Nah I don't like 4, it's unlucky, I will pick again" says Reaver. What the hell, STD can't let him do this, but he is! Reaver puts his hand in again…No.8! Reaver will enter last in the Rumble! Why the cheating git. Reaver smirks and stays near STD.
"Who let da Dogs out"! "Ah I believe its me ladies and gentlemen," exclaims STD. STD puts his hand in…No.3! Ok so it isn't fixed. STD looks like he wants to blow his top but instead just keeps calm.
"Tell me, what is on your mind?" It’s the CAW Heavyweight Champion: The Psychiatrist! The Trist is getting a huge ovation and he is taking his time in getting to the ring, soaking up the atmosphere. Psychiatrist finally gets to the ring and raises his arms in the air. Before STD puts them down and shoves them into the hat! "Pick ya number" Trist can't be to happy with that but he just carries on and picks his number…No.4!
"And the last competitor please" The Rat appears from under the ring and darts into the ring in a flash. The Rat picks his number…No.5!
(WRITTEN BY ANT)
The crowd aren’t sure who to cheer for here, they like STD but the fact that he is a member of the Four Elements and that he is helping the hated Reaver (Ant) means they don’t like his attitude. They don’t like Cong Man much either, but they prefer him to Reaver. However, they know that they want to cheer for KR, Longy, DW, The Rat (allardini) and of course, the CAW Heavyweight Champion The Psychiatrist (MikeAll.) I have a strange feeling that both KR and Longy, and the New BDA are going to team up in the Rumble, which definitely gives them an advantage.
Reaver (Ant) grabs the mic. “Well Cong Man, I don’t see the point in you taking part in this match. Even if you do win the title, you’ll have to give it back once I’ve kicked you out of SRW!!” Boos fill the arena, but Cong Man does nothing but stare at his forthcoming opponent.
It’s DW’s turn to talk, “Hey, Reaver! You won’t even have time to beat Cong Man, because you’ll be too busy digging your little friend STD out after I bury him alive!”
Now The Psychiatrist has a mic, “I think it’s obvious who’s gonna win. Just look at the rest of the CAW gold, and the other matches that are taking place at Free-Fall. Cong Man is one half of the Tag Team Champions, but he has a tough, brutal match with Reaver that night as well. Hawk, who is the other half of the tag champs and is the HardCAW Champion is too heavy to even be in this match!”
He continues, “but look at me. I, am the best CAW Wrestler in the world, and I have the belt to prove it. Of course, I have to defend my title, but I have an easy match against the novice RawIsAndy.”
As he continues to talk, RawIsAndy is sneaking up behind him with a steel chair! CLANG!! SHOT TO THE HEAD! The crowd are both booing and cheering, both of these guys are fan favourites! All hell has broken lose, Reaver (Ant) just sent himself flying over the ropes and onto Cong Man, DW has entered the ring and is brawling it out with STD, and the New BDA have begun to fight with KR and Longy!
Cong Man low blows Reaver (Ant), and sets him up for the Congo Bongo on the outside!! POWERBOMB!! POWERBOMB!! POWER-BUT MOULDY CHEESE COMES FROM BEHIND AND NEARLY TAKES CONG MAN’S HEAD OFF WITH A MASSIVE CLOTHESLINE!
Reaver (Ant) takes a few seconds to recover, but he sees STD in trouble and so slowly staggers into the ring, and takes down DW with a DDT-DRIVER! Reaver (Ant) then joins DW on the canvas, almost unconscious thanks to those powerbombs!
The New BDA and KR and Longy have gone backstage, still battling it out! Meanwhile, STD and Mouldy Cheese both pull the fallen Reaver away from the ring and through the audience, and Hawk (AJ) has entered the arena to do the same for Cong Man…he’s taking him through the fans…but one of the fans punches him in the face, and then nails him with a modified standing version of The Finish Line! It’s Grandprix, the man who will battle Hawk at Free-Fall for the HardCAW Title! Grandprix scampers away, his work done to the crowd’s delight!
That leaves just RawIsAndy and The Psychiatrist (MikeAll), and the champion is being dominated! He staggers off the ropes, and straight into the JIMJAMJAHA! RawIsAndy stares down at his opponent as we fade out…
So, next week all these feuds will be sorted out, the best man will be known! Will it be Reaver (Ant) or Cong Man who will be sent flying our of SRW FOREVER? Can Grandprix defeat Hawk (AJ) for the HardCAW Championship? Who will be buried alive, DW or STD? And finally, can the new guy, the rookie, RawIsAndy make history and defeat The Psychiatrist for the CAW Heavyweight Championship? And of course, who will become the first ever LightCAW Champion? All this and more will be revealed at Free-Fall next week, don’t miss it.
Thanks for reading, Ant and Figo.