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GAD in sixty seconds
*scene 1*
Electronic Boutiques store room
mojojojo - aaaaaaarrrrggggghhhhhhhh, I’ll give you anything just leave me
stryke(once again the bad guy) - oh is that so, so maybe a few GADs
mojojojo - well, maybe just lemme go and I’ll get you them
stryke - nnaaahhh, I dont believe ya torture him boys
*Grix pulls down a lever, and the 3D simulator mojojojo is in starts to recreate tetris*
mojojojo - please stop, I’ll get you as many GADs as you want just stop the machine
*just as mojojojo is about to be turned into a nervous wreck, stryke waves his hand and Grix puts the lever back up*
stryke - 50 eh, I’ll give ya three days to get me 50 GADs, no less, no more
*Grix pulls mojo out of the simulator, which gives him a huge gash down his leg*
stryke - get outta here, and in three days I want to see 50 GADs for shipping off to England where they all pay loads more than they should for games, then I’ll be rich MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA cough cough cough
*stryke splutters and fails to breathe in, then pulls out inhaler and takes in as much as he can, then goes inside crying, while mojojojo nurses to his gash, (or as others see it, a bruise) then runs off to find his brother, the only one who can get so many GADs in so little short time*
scene 2
SR Coffee Shop
davyboy to bartender - yo get me a shandy, im feeling adventurous today
bartender - right on, oh and here’s your 70% alcohol full whisky young boy *handing over a drink to a 8 year old boy in a wheel chair*
davyboy - you know, im getting bored of only drinking lemonade so make that a full beer *whispers quietly to bartender so no one else can hear* and make sure its the non alcoholic version
bartender - you got it
*just then mojo comes running in*
mojojojo - please bro you gotta help me or im gonna be made into a tetris freak!
davyboy - woo, hold on there, explain slowly
mojojojo - stryke and his gang, will use there chody electronic boutique 3d simulator, and make me watch tetris until I go bonkers
bartender - if you ask me, id say you already are bonkers
mojojojo - shut up, *turns to davyboy* anyway I need 50 GADs by Friday
*davyboy bursts out laughing*
davyboy - you know I cant, I promised mum I wouldnt use fake reviews or spam to earn GADs, anyway you can only get 9 in that amount of time
mojojojo - please I cant do this alone, and your my best friend
davyboy - anyway I gave up doing that craap years ago, so go find someone else to get you out of your
own mess *davyboy leaves, gets into his car and drives off*
scene 3
davyboys place
*the next day after davyboy had finished his breakfast mojojojo came running in*
mojojojo - please bro, help me!
davyboy - ive told you once and I’ll tell you again …
mojojojo - no not that, well eerrr, *theres a long silence before mojojojo speaks* ive farted in my car and the smell wont go away *he says this as fast as he can say it to avoid saying it again*
davyboy - and again, ive told you once and I’ll tell you again … get a air freshner
mojojojo looks surprised and carries on - well you know, about the whole stryke thing.
davyboy - yyeeeeehhhhh
mojojojo - weeeeeeellllll, he said he would torture you as well as me *pppppprrrrrrrrhhhhhhhh*
davyboy - oh for god sake, stop farti… get in the car I’ll see what I can do
*they drive off in mojojojos car, get halfway down the road, then go back so davyboy can get an air freshner*
scene 4
the GADS (game a day stealers) warehouse
*on the way, davyboy drops mojojojo off at schroeders (mums) house, to explain what was going to happen*
*meanwhile davyboy had arrived at the GADS warehouse, everyone was at computers posting copied reviews and cheats*
davyboy to iron monkey (leader of the GADS) - well I see your all still cheating
iron monkey - well you know we have to get GADs some how
davyboy - so, how many times have you been caught
iron monkey - well, since you left… zero. You see we kidnapped Mr Snugly and he’s making sure we never get caught or banned, but unfortunately its beyond his power to give us GADs directly
davyboy - well any way, I have a big problem with the boys at electronic boutique…
*everyone stops dead and looks in davyboys direction*
davyboy points back at them all and says - yeh, and I need your help.
*just then everyone starts laughing*
davyboy to iron monkey quietly - what are they laughing for
iron monkey - well you see whenever there in the streets with a GAD they get jumped, and well, everyone’s so scared that they just know they cant win whatever
davyboy - so who can help me
iron monkey - well I got a phone book in the back… ill see what I can do
*iron monkey goes into the back, and reappears with a phone book*
iron monkey - sorry but we got rid of are phones to get the Internet
davyboy - why dont you get broadband
iron monkey - we would, but that chody company, NTL, wont do broadband in this area
davyboy - huh, thanks for the book, ill get back to you tomorrow
scene 5
davyboys place (again)
*davyboy was trying out the phone book, but most people had either changed numbers, or wouldnt help*
ring ring ring ring
person - hello
davyboy - hello is that lerch
"unwanted" - no, go away
*"unwanted "puts phone down*
davyboy to self - well he seemed the politest so far
*in the phone book was a name that seemed mystical …*
davyboy again to self - mystique eh, she sounds fun
ring ring ring ring
person - hello
davyboy - hello, is that mystique
person - yeh, who wants to know
davyboy - hi, im davyboy I really need hel…
mystique - well look who’s come back
davyboy - yes, but I wouldnt be if it wernt for my stupid brother. You see he got in trouble with the EB guys and he owes them 50 GADs, and they want them by Friday and I was wonderi…
mystique - its impossible
davyboy - that’s why I want your help
mystique - come meet me at the GADT warehouse
davyboy - what’s GADT?
Mystique - game a day thieves
davyboy - ill be there, *mystique cuts the line before he can finish* charmin. Oh and for god sake I can still smell mojojojo’s fart, oh god I think im going to be sick
scene 6
GADT warehouse
*davyboy enters, and wonders if mojojojo had been in at all, because it sure smelt like him*
davyboy to everyone in room - HEY IS MYSTIQ…
mystique - over here
davyboy to self - god I hate being cut off by people
*davyboy walks over to mystique*
davyboy - nice, but I would change a few words to stop review being found on the web
mystique - I dont work like that, I write honest posts
davyboy - and im a millionaire, but keep up the good lying. Some people say they cheat and get banned, what idiots, I mean how stupid could you be faking posts, getting GADS then saying "oh look at me I cheate…
mystique - SHUTUP!!!
Davyboy - sorry. But
mystique - shh
davyboy - and
mystique - shh
*davyboy gets upset, and sits in the corner until he has calmed down*
mystique - OK, ill help but I do it, how I do it
*davyboy agrees and goes back home to try out the rest of the numbers*
scene 7
davyboys place (I might just burn the place down, if we end up here again)
*davyboy tries the rest of the numbers, but finds no one else is willing to help*
davyboy to self - well this is the last number
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring rin…
davyboy to self before person speaks - even the phone gets cut off
person - hello
davyboy - yes, hello, is that wookiemonster
person - yeh
davyboy - well I was wondering if I could ask for a favo…
wookiemonster - I DONT DO FAVOURS!!! *wookiemonster puts phone down
davyboy - the next person that cuts me off, im gonna slit their throat
scene 8
GADS Warehouse (well at least its only the second time)
*davyboy enters and finds no one else is here except iron monkey whos wearing a gas mask*
davyboy - hey where is everyone
iron monkey - well mojojojo came in earlier, and no one could stand the smell of his farts, and this was the last gas mask, so they all quit
davyboy - so what can I have before I faint
*iron monkey takes his sock off*
iron monkey - its been on my foot for 7 years now, but it takes away the smell of mojojojo
*davyboys brings sock to nose, and tears fall from his face in the bucketful*
davyboy - it may make my eyes water, but it gets rid of mojojojos farts
iron monkey - so what did you come here for
davyboy - I tried the phone book, but only mystique has volunteered to help
iron monkey - yup, she’s so fine… oh and good at getting GADS
davyboy - we’ll not do this with only you, mystique and I
iron monkey - oh yeah I gave your bro my phone book with useful people in, so he might have some
davyboy - you mean to tell me ive spent four hours, ringing up useless people, except mystique
iron monkey - actually I never meant to put her in that book
davyboy - oh for god sake
iron monkey - now theres no need for that
*just then davyboy pulls off iron monkeys mask, and as soon as he breathes the air from the warehouse, he drops dead*
davyboy in real sarcastic voice - wwwwhhhhhhoooooooooppppppps!!!
*offscreen someone starts an engine*
person off screen - get the robotic iron monkey in before anyone suspects anything
*just then, a robot looking just like iron monkey, appears and moves the real iron monkey off screen*
robot - hello I am, module 1977367363467554 with 578563465765 modifications and 87686556526852065 features, although I shall act like a 474876508476536 with 3947785465646 modifications with 589765666075-98676 features
davyboy - I think I’ll call him eeerrrrr, steel monkey
steel monkey - hello
davyboy - oh yeh, I was about to kick your asss
*davyboy goes to hit steel monkey, but breaks all four of his fingers, on his right hand*
davyboy - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr gggggggggggg
steel monkey - ive been designed to live forever and eventually have control over SR Towers *then laughs in really freaky computer type voice*
davyboy - well ive only managed to find mystique, but we need more people
steel monkey - your brother should be here soon with more peop…
*before he(or it) could finish mojojojo came through the door*
davyboy to steel monkey - dont you just hate it when you get interupted
steel monkey - I have no emotions
mojojojo - I got some more cavalry
*some more figures appeared from the door*
mojojojo - this is hercules, he’s got fake staff powers, so if anyone gets in our way, he’s the man
hercules - thank you
mojojojo - afrojoe, he’s got great hacking abilities
afrojoe - only when I get high
mojojojo - monkey with attitude, he’s just, persuasive
MWA - thats me
mojojojo - and finally, KR, he just writes a lot so he’s gonna get all 6 possible, from spaming, maybe even a few extra GADs
KR - spam, spam, SPAM!!!
mojojojo - what do you think
davyboy - well, looks like you got a bunch of computer nerds, If you ask me
mojojojo - I didnt ask you
davyboy - actually, you did
mojojojo - oh, yeh, I forgot. But still, there the best we got
davyboy - for once your right, but we still need to get 50 GADs so lets get to work
scene 9
GADS warehouse (why did I even bother making this as two scenes)
*another figure appears from the door, while all others are at work spamming*
davyboy - who’s there
mystique - the Easter rabbit
davyboy in an eager voice - quick everyone its the Easter bunny
mystique - its mystique, you fool
*everyone returns to there computer looking glum*
mystique to everyone - sorry, I didnt know you nerds were all so gullible
davyboy - well dont do it again, since I left home I haven’t got a single chocolate egg
mystique - thats because your mum used to give them to you, theres no such thing as an Easter bunny
*everyone gasps*
mystique - oh come on you big baby’s
*everyone starts crying*
mystique - oh, thats it, im leaving
*she, turns around and goes off in a stress, davyboy goes after her*
davyboy - look were all geeks, just leave us alone
mystique - but you act like freaks
davyboy - geeks
mystique - freaks
*davyboy and mystique start to sound like baby’s*
davyboy - geeks
mystique - freaks
davyboy - look, if were going to settle this argument lets do it properl…
mystique - freak
*davyboy has a sudden outburst, tries to slit mystique’s throat but cant*
davyboy - now, you are a freak
mystique - after the iron monkey incident, the crew members switched the real actors with us, more robots with 457463564563655 modifications 97859865…
davyboy - enough of the numbers. Well anyway please come back
mystique - but why, you all act like baby’s
davyboy - we cant help it, its all SR’s fault, they gave us cheap games, GADs and everything else at low low prices, so go to your local special reserve shop where they do great deals on all thing…
*mystique slaps davyboy*
mystique - stop it, your sounding like a TV
davyboy - sorry, well my point is we’ve been hooked on technology ever since, well, since SR
mystique - well, OK. But you promise to stop them crying
davyboy - I cant promise, but I’ll try
scene 10
GADS warehouse (again, who’s writing this cos’ I wanna kick their as… ooops, I forgot I was writing this)
*davyboy and mystique enter, all others are still crying*
davyboy - eerrr, pickabu
mystique - well thats not going to work
davyboy - well see if you can do any better
mystique - hey, guys, you’ve all won GADs
*everyone stops*
mystique to davyboy - now what
davyboy - yeh you’ve all won, but eerrr you need to get the 50 GADs before you can have them
everyone else - OK
davyboy - come on guys lets get to work
mystique - wait, what if they find us out. It will be best to attack tommorow, get first class delivery. Sure they’ll find us out but, at least we cant get banned until after we get the GADs. So I say we get a good sleep today and strike tommorow
*just then everyone starts crying again*
mystique - oh thats it I give up
*with that she leaves*
scene 11
GADS warehouse (the next day)
*afrojoe walks in with a game*
davyboy - why have you got a game
afrojoe - cos’, well, I found it
davyboy - we’re sticking to the games on the list
afrojoe - but it was just there, lying on a shelf in electronic boutique
davyboy - why did you do that. Oh stuff it, yeh thats my man, and it is a game from the list
afrojoe - yeh thanks but why have you put women’s names next to all the games
davyboy - to talk in code on the walky talkys, so if anyone is listening they wont suspect anything
afrojoe - but we’re all going to be in the same room, why do we need walky talkys
davyboy - I dunno I just like playing with them
afrojoe - well, I dont not not not not not not not not diss agree with them
davyboy - what was that
afrojoe - just a little reverse reverse reverse reverse reverse reverse reverse reverse psychology
davyboy - ok ok I believe ya
afrojoe - yeh well anyway, how many games we got?
Davyboy - well hercules has managed to get 10 with his fake SR powers but cant get anymore, mystique has got 1, MWA got 4, KR got all three normal for today with his great spamming ability and I’m still trying
afrojoe - so how many altogether
davyboy - er, 18 I think
afrojoe - 19 with mine
*the day went on as normal until around 7pm when things we’re starting to get hectic with only 5 GADs to go*
hercules - well, ive been banned, but I still got 15 GADs
afrojoe - I got 3
davyboy - eeerrrr, well I got 1
mystique - 11
*MWA fell asleep after typing in 5 posts*
davyboy - MWA, how many you got. WAKE UP!!!
MWA - what, huh, yes, eerr coffee please
davyboy - how many GADs you got
MWA - eerrr lemme check
mystique - maybe sometime, TODAY
MWA - well, when im confused my underwear knows all
*MWA takes off his underwear without taking of his trousers*
mystique - who, how do you do that
MWA - I dunno. Try asking them. They usually know
mystique - huh
MWA - well, judging my the amount of skid marks in here id say, 9
hercules - what a weirdo
davyboy - what about you KR
KR sounding extremely sarcastic - I dunno ask his underwear
MWA - well from the angle from there to there id say 16
KR - what a freak
davyboy - hey thats enough… he’s a weirdo
mojojojo in squeaky voice - hey what about me
*they all break out into an argument, about what MWA is*
MWA - look, guys, your all wrong
*MWA takes off a mask and reveals dun dun dduuuuuhhhh a psycho monkey which appeared to have aggression*
davyboy - oh no, its hideous
mystique - monstrous
KR - psychotic
afrojoe - humongous
mojojojo - gigantic
steelmonkey - did someone just hear something, anyway he’s… *in sarcastic voice* a monkey
all - oh yeh
*MWA runs out in a rampage, destroying everything thats in its way*
davyboy - stop him
mystique - its ok, we’ll still get his GADs
davyboy - run MWA, run. Run like the wind MWA
mojojojo - well, he’s gone
mystique - will someone close that window, I can still hear wind
mojojojo - no thats me
mystique - somebody
scene 12
sex scene (this pops up in the movie so I thought I might include it)
davyboys place
davyboy - how’d we end up here
mystique - I dunno but kiss me
davyboy - I dont know how
mystique - god you really are geeks. Well, I’ll show ya
*the start getting off, and slowly take off each others clothe… stuff it you all know what happens in a sex scene… CUT!*
scene 13
Electronic Boutique storeroom
davyboy - I hear your 50 gads short
stryke - yeh, who told ya
davyboy - my brother
stryke - oh is that so
davyboy - yeh, he did
stryke - did he
davyboy - well he did
stryke - well good for you
davyboy - yeh I suppose it is
stryke - even better for me
davyboy - well, so it is
stryke - you got that right
davyboy - I sure did
stryke - why dont we stop rambling and talk with proper words
davyboy - I say we do
stryke - ok then. So when am I getting my 50 GADs
davyboy - well we cant get the last 5 but we’ll try
stryke - well, why are you here if you need 5 more
davyboy - good point, I’ll go now
*on the way out davyboy steals 4 games from electronic boutique*
scene 14
GADS warehouse
davyboy - I’m back with the last 5 games
afrojoe - but theres only 4
davyboy - yup that always happens, I call it Elador, whenever I go to get it I dont or I cant win it
mystique - yeh hes tried 5 times, but he cant get it, ever
steelmonkey - well I say we let him have the glory of number 50, and Elador
davyboy - thanks guys, but first can I have someone’s sock before I die
mojojojo - c’mon its not that bad *sniffs up* I’m mistaken. Can I get a sock too
mystique - sorry, but were robots, we only have air freshner built in
davyboy - well thanks for telling me
mystique - I sense sarcasm
davyboy - well duh
mystique - again, sarcasm
davyboy - well, you dont say
mystique - sarcasm in that one too
davyboy - yeh, and im a trillionaire
mystique - please stop using sarcasm
davyboy - oh no, im scared
mystique - its short circuiting my chip boards
davyboy - oh help, my chip boards, aahh
mystique - huflosjhfg fjhgdyf huiithfgf fgieagfpgfew
davyboy - er, whatever she said but with sarcasm
*mystique drops to the floor*
davyboy - does anyone know how to drop to the floor, but with sarcasm
guy off screen - no, and stop killing all are actors
davyboy - oohh big wooop
afrojoe - JUST GET THE DAMMN LAST GAD, PLEASE!
davyboy -sorry. I’ll get on it
afrojoe - and hurry up we’ve only got an hour before next day delivery expires
davyboy - ok, ok I’ll get your stupid GAD. Got it
THE END
*just as the last remaining bit of the screen as the circle gets smaller, afrojoe stops it from closing all up*
afrojoe - wait, wait, wait, hold on MR. writer, why dont you tell it like it really is, like it always is
me - ok, I’ll try
afrojoe - good, I wasn’t on planning for that crummy ending
*the circle opens back up to full size*
afroejoe - thats better
me - ok people, its not over yet get back to positions. And you can blame this overtime on AJ
all - c’mon thats not fair. Lets get AJ
*they all pile on AJ and he becomes crushed*
mojojojo - I feel so much better
davyboy - yup he’s farted again
mojojojo - thats it im killing my self
*with that mojojojo, opens up his skull and takes out his chip and throws it in the lava that came from no where then replies before he breaks down*
mojojojo - theres one more chip that has to go, I probably wont be back
John in really squeaky voice - nnnnnooooooooooooooooo dont leave, nooooooooooohoho, come back, nnnooooooooo dont leave
steelmonkey - where did he come from
davyboy - I dunno but lets kill him, ive killed a few today already, may as well strike again
afroejoe - OK
*they all get knives and start stabbing john
john - aaaahhhhhhhhh
davyboy - well, I feel better
KR - I wonder why I dont speak much in this, anyway I feel better too
davyboy - true, you have not spoke much in this spoof
KR - please can I speak more
me - no so shut up
KR - sorry
steelmonkey - well soon as KR’s not doing anything else. Lets kill him to
*once again they all pile on KR, which only leaves davyboy, steelmonkey, hercules and mystique*
hercules - now what
me - I dunno, im kinda low on ideas soon as it was meant to finish a few lines ago, but I’ll think something up
hercules - good, cos im getting bored
davyboy - can you make a new scene already, my legs are starting to ache
me - hold on a minute, yup I got a great idea
davyboy - so when’s this new scene gonna start, cos im bor…
scene 15
Electronic Boutique
the next day
davyboy - did you have to cut me off like that
me - yes, now get on with the spoof
davyboy - fine
*davyboy and mojojojo walk into strykes’ office*
stryke - I see you have my GADs
davyboy - yes, now we’ll be leaving
stryke - no, I cant let you do that
mojojojo - why not
stryke - because you have memory, of our great 3D title, TETRIS
*davyboy and mojojojo burst out laughing*
davyboy - what, are you nuts, it will never sell
stryke - thats were your wrong. You see in our new adverts we will use mind programing, to control them to buy the full 3D simulator, which is in the price region of, lets say £20000
davyboy - once again selling over priced gaming gear
stryke - and now that you know, ill have to kill you
mojojojo - let my brother go, kill me
stryke - as long as I get to kill someone. Its not fair that you’ve killed so many people already, and you’re the good guys. Grix get him
*Grix gets hold of mojojojo and puts him in the 3D simulator*
stryke - now put it into super boring mode
Grix - no, im sick of taking orders from you, im much higher up in the SR forums, so you should be doing what I say
*Grix then takes mojojojo out of the simulator, and puts in stryke, then starts the machine*
Grix - quick get outa here you two
*davyboy and mojojojo leave before the machine explodes leaving Grix and Stryke dead*
davyboy - wow, Grix is such a hero
mojojojo - yeh
*davyboy and mojojojo, return to davyboy’s house, but are devastated when they find its been burned down*
me - I wonder who could of done that, hehe
THE REAL END
wooo, that took me ages. I hope that was a good read for all you people
I hope so
maybe you will be in my next spoof, you never know
well that was 4,369 words
thats a lot
by the way when I said me, I meant me just if you got confused
*scene 1*
Electronic Boutiques store room
mojojojo - aaaaaaarrrrggggghhhhhhhh, I’ll give you anything just leave me
stryke(once again the bad guy) - oh is that so, so maybe a few GADs
mojojojo - well, maybe just lemme go and I’ll get you them
stryke - nnaaahhh, I dont believe ya torture him boys
*Grix pulls down a lever, and the 3D simulator mojojojo is in starts to recreate tetris*
mojojojo - please stop, I’ll get you as many GADs as you want just stop the machine
*just as mojojojo is about to be turned into a nervous wreck, stryke waves his hand and Grix puts the lever back up*
stryke - 50 eh, I’ll give ya three days to get me 50 GADs, no less, no more
*Grix pulls mojo out of the simulator, which gives him a huge gash down his leg*
stryke - get outta here, and in three days I want to see 50 GADs for shipping off to England where they all pay loads more than they should for games, then I’ll be rich MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA cough cough cough
*stryke splutters and fails to breathe in, then pulls out inhaler and takes in as much as he can, then goes inside crying, while mojojojo nurses to his gash, (or as others see it, a bruise) then runs off to find his brother, the only one who can get so many GADs in so little short time*
scene 2
SR Coffee Shop
davyboy to bartender - yo get me a shandy, im feeling adventurous today
bartender - right on, oh and here’s your 70% alcohol full whisky young boy *handing over a drink to a 8 year old boy in a wheel chair*
davyboy - you know, im getting bored of only drinking lemonade so make that a full beer *whispers quietly to bartender so no one else can hear* and make sure its the non alcoholic version
bartender - you got it
*just then mojo comes running in*
mojojojo - please bro you gotta help me or im gonna be made into a tetris freak!
davyboy - woo, hold on there, explain slowly
mojojojo - stryke and his gang, will use there chody electronic boutique 3d simulator, and make me watch tetris until I go bonkers
bartender - if you ask me, id say you already are bonkers
mojojojo - shut up, *turns to davyboy* anyway I need 50 GADs by Friday
*davyboy bursts out laughing*
davyboy - you know I cant, I promised mum I wouldnt use fake reviews or spam to earn GADs, anyway you can only get 9 in that amount of time
mojojojo - please I cant do this alone, and your my best friend
davyboy - anyway I gave up doing that craap years ago, so go find someone else to get you out of your
own mess *davyboy leaves, gets into his car and drives off*
scene 3
davyboys place
*the next day after davyboy had finished his breakfast mojojojo came running in*
mojojojo - please bro, help me!
davyboy - ive told you once and I’ll tell you again …
mojojojo - no not that, well eerrr, *theres a long silence before mojojojo speaks* ive farted in my car and the smell wont go away *he says this as fast as he can say it to avoid saying it again*
davyboy - and again, ive told you once and I’ll tell you again … get a air freshner
mojojojo looks surprised and carries on - well you know, about the whole stryke thing.
davyboy - yyeeeeehhhhh
mojojojo - weeeeeeellllll, he said he would torture you as well as me *pppppprrrrrrrrhhhhhhhh*
davyboy - oh for god sake, stop farti… get in the car I’ll see what I can do
*they drive off in mojojojos car, get halfway down the road, then go back so davyboy can get an air freshner*
scene 4
the GADS (game a day stealers) warehouse
*on the way, davyboy drops mojojojo off at schroeders (mums) house, to explain what was going to happen*
*meanwhile davyboy had arrived at the GADS warehouse, everyone was at computers posting copied reviews and cheats*
davyboy to iron monkey (leader of the GADS) - well I see your all still cheating
iron monkey - well you know we have to get GADs some how
davyboy - so, how many times have you been caught
iron monkey - well, since you left… zero. You see we kidnapped Mr Snugly and he’s making sure we never get caught or banned, but unfortunately its beyond his power to give us GADs directly
davyboy - well any way, I have a big problem with the boys at electronic boutique…
*everyone stops dead and looks in davyboys direction*
davyboy points back at them all and says - yeh, and I need your help.
*just then everyone starts laughing*
davyboy to iron monkey quietly - what are they laughing for
iron monkey - well you see whenever there in the streets with a GAD they get jumped, and well, everyone’s so scared that they just know they cant win whatever
davyboy - so who can help me
iron monkey - well I got a phone book in the back… ill see what I can do
*iron monkey goes into the back, and reappears with a phone book*
iron monkey - sorry but we got rid of are phones to get the Internet
davyboy - why dont you get broadband
iron monkey - we would, but that chody company, NTL, wont do broadband in this area
davyboy - huh, thanks for the book, ill get back to you tomorrow
scene 5
davyboys place (again)
*davyboy was trying out the phone book, but most people had either changed numbers, or wouldnt help*
ring ring ring ring
person - hello
davyboy - hello is that lerch
"unwanted" - no, go away
*"unwanted "puts phone down*
davyboy to self - well he seemed the politest so far
*in the phone book was a name that seemed mystical …*
davyboy again to self - mystique eh, she sounds fun
ring ring ring ring
person - hello
davyboy - hello, is that mystique
person - yeh, who wants to know
davyboy - hi, im davyboy I really need hel…
mystique - well look who’s come back
davyboy - yes, but I wouldnt be if it wernt for my stupid brother. You see he got in trouble with the EB guys and he owes them 50 GADs, and they want them by Friday and I was wonderi…
mystique - its impossible
davyboy - that’s why I want your help
mystique - come meet me at the GADT warehouse
davyboy - what’s GADT?
Mystique - game a day thieves
davyboy - ill be there, *mystique cuts the line before he can finish* charmin. Oh and for god sake I can still smell mojojojo’s fart, oh god I think im going to be sick
scene 6
GADT warehouse
*davyboy enters, and wonders if mojojojo had been in at all, because it sure smelt like him*
davyboy to everyone in room - HEY IS MYSTIQ…
mystique - over here
davyboy to self - god I hate being cut off by people
*davyboy walks over to mystique*
davyboy - nice, but I would change a few words to stop review being found on the web
mystique - I dont work like that, I write honest posts
davyboy - and im a millionaire, but keep up the good lying. Some people say they cheat and get banned, what idiots, I mean how stupid could you be faking posts, getting GADS then saying "oh look at me I cheate…
mystique - SHUTUP!!!
Davyboy - sorry. But
mystique - shh
davyboy - and
mystique - shh
*davyboy gets upset, and sits in the corner until he has calmed down*
mystique - OK, ill help but I do it, how I do it
*davyboy agrees and goes back home to try out the rest of the numbers*
scene 7
davyboys place (I might just burn the place down, if we end up here again)
*davyboy tries the rest of the numbers, but finds no one else is willing to help*
davyboy to self - well this is the last number
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring rin…
davyboy to self before person speaks - even the phone gets cut off
person - hello
davyboy - yes, hello, is that wookiemonster
person - yeh
davyboy - well I was wondering if I could ask for a favo…
wookiemonster - I DONT DO FAVOURS!!! *wookiemonster puts phone down
davyboy - the next person that cuts me off, im gonna slit their throat
scene 8
GADS Warehouse (well at least its only the second time)
*davyboy enters and finds no one else is here except iron monkey whos wearing a gas mask*
davyboy - hey where is everyone
iron monkey - well mojojojo came in earlier, and no one could stand the smell of his farts, and this was the last gas mask, so they all quit
davyboy - so what can I have before I faint
*iron monkey takes his sock off*
iron monkey - its been on my foot for 7 years now, but it takes away the smell of mojojojo
*davyboys brings sock to nose, and tears fall from his face in the bucketful*
davyboy - it may make my eyes water, but it gets rid of mojojojos farts
iron monkey - so what did you come here for
davyboy - I tried the phone book, but only mystique has volunteered to help
iron monkey - yup, she’s so fine… oh and good at getting GADS
davyboy - we’ll not do this with only you, mystique and I
iron monkey - oh yeah I gave your bro my phone book with useful people in, so he might have some
davyboy - you mean to tell me ive spent four hours, ringing up useless people, except mystique
iron monkey - actually I never meant to put her in that book
davyboy - oh for god sake
iron monkey - now theres no need for that
*just then davyboy pulls off iron monkeys mask, and as soon as he breathes the air from the warehouse, he drops dead*
davyboy in real sarcastic voice - wwwwhhhhhhoooooooooppppppps!!!
*offscreen someone starts an engine*
person off screen - get the robotic iron monkey in before anyone suspects anything
*just then, a robot looking just like iron monkey, appears and moves the real iron monkey off screen*
robot - hello I am, module 1977367363467554 with 578563465765 modifications and 87686556526852065 features, although I shall act like a 474876508476536 with 3947785465646 modifications with 589765666075-98676 features
davyboy - I think I’ll call him eeerrrrr, steel monkey
steel monkey - hello
davyboy - oh yeh, I was about to kick your asss
*davyboy goes to hit steel monkey, but breaks all four of his fingers, on his right hand*
davyboy - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr gggggggggggg
steel monkey - ive been designed to live forever and eventually have control over SR Towers *then laughs in really freaky computer type voice*
davyboy - well ive only managed to find mystique, but we need more people
steel monkey - your brother should be here soon with more peop…
*before he(or it) could finish mojojojo came through the door*
davyboy to steel monkey - dont you just hate it when you get interupted
steel monkey - I have no emotions
mojojojo - I got some more cavalry
*some more figures appeared from the door*
mojojojo - this is hercules, he’s got fake staff powers, so if anyone gets in our way, he’s the man
hercules - thank you
mojojojo - afrojoe, he’s got great hacking abilities
afrojoe - only when I get high
mojojojo - monkey with attitude, he’s just, persuasive
MWA - thats me
mojojojo - and finally, KR, he just writes a lot so he’s gonna get all 6 possible, from spaming, maybe even a few extra GADs
KR - spam, spam, SPAM!!!
mojojojo - what do you think
davyboy - well, looks like you got a bunch of computer nerds, If you ask me
mojojojo - I didnt ask you
davyboy - actually, you did
mojojojo - oh, yeh, I forgot. But still, there the best we got
davyboy - for once your right, but we still need to get 50 GADs so lets get to work
scene 9
GADS warehouse (why did I even bother making this as two scenes)
*another figure appears from the door, while all others are at work spamming*
davyboy - who’s there
mystique - the Easter rabbit
davyboy in an eager voice - quick everyone its the Easter bunny
mystique - its mystique, you fool
*everyone returns to there computer looking glum*
mystique to everyone - sorry, I didnt know you nerds were all so gullible
davyboy - well dont do it again, since I left home I haven’t got a single chocolate egg
mystique - thats because your mum used to give them to you, theres no such thing as an Easter bunny
*everyone gasps*
mystique - oh come on you big baby’s
*everyone starts crying*
mystique - oh, thats it, im leaving
*she, turns around and goes off in a stress, davyboy goes after her*
davyboy - look were all geeks, just leave us alone
mystique - but you act like freaks
davyboy - geeks
mystique - freaks
*davyboy and mystique start to sound like baby’s*
davyboy - geeks
mystique - freaks
davyboy - look, if were going to settle this argument lets do it properl…
mystique - freak
*davyboy has a sudden outburst, tries to slit mystique’s throat but cant*
davyboy - now, you are a freak
mystique - after the iron monkey incident, the crew members switched the real actors with us, more robots with 457463564563655 modifications 97859865…
davyboy - enough of the numbers. Well anyway please come back
mystique - but why, you all act like baby’s
davyboy - we cant help it, its all SR’s fault, they gave us cheap games, GADs and everything else at low low prices, so go to your local special reserve shop where they do great deals on all thing…
*mystique slaps davyboy*
mystique - stop it, your sounding like a TV
davyboy - sorry, well my point is we’ve been hooked on technology ever since, well, since SR
mystique - well, OK. But you promise to stop them crying
davyboy - I cant promise, but I’ll try
scene 10
GADS warehouse (again, who’s writing this cos’ I wanna kick their as… ooops, I forgot I was writing this)
*davyboy and mystique enter, all others are still crying*
davyboy - eerrr, pickabu
mystique - well thats not going to work
davyboy - well see if you can do any better
mystique - hey, guys, you’ve all won GADs
*everyone stops*
mystique to davyboy - now what
davyboy - yeh you’ve all won, but eerrr you need to get the 50 GADs before you can have them
everyone else - OK
davyboy - come on guys lets get to work
mystique - wait, what if they find us out. It will be best to attack tommorow, get first class delivery. Sure they’ll find us out but, at least we cant get banned until after we get the GADs. So I say we get a good sleep today and strike tommorow
*just then everyone starts crying again*
mystique - oh thats it I give up
*with that she leaves*
scene 11
GADS warehouse (the next day)
*afrojoe walks in with a game*
davyboy - why have you got a game
afrojoe - cos’, well, I found it
davyboy - we’re sticking to the games on the list
afrojoe - but it was just there, lying on a shelf in electronic boutique
davyboy - why did you do that. Oh stuff it, yeh thats my man, and it is a game from the list
afrojoe - yeh thanks but why have you put women’s names next to all the games
davyboy - to talk in code on the walky talkys, so if anyone is listening they wont suspect anything
afrojoe - but we’re all going to be in the same room, why do we need walky talkys
davyboy - I dunno I just like playing with them
afrojoe - well, I dont not not not not not not not not diss agree with them
davyboy - what was that
afrojoe - just a little reverse reverse reverse reverse reverse reverse reverse reverse psychology
davyboy - ok ok I believe ya
afrojoe - yeh well anyway, how many games we got?
Davyboy - well hercules has managed to get 10 with his fake SR powers but cant get anymore, mystique has got 1, MWA got 4, KR got all three normal for today with his great spamming ability and I’m still trying
afrojoe - so how many altogether
davyboy - er, 18 I think
afrojoe - 19 with mine
*the day went on as normal until around 7pm when things we’re starting to get hectic with only 5 GADs to go*
hercules - well, ive been banned, but I still got 15 GADs
afrojoe - I got 3
davyboy - eeerrrr, well I got 1
mystique - 11
*MWA fell asleep after typing in 5 posts*
davyboy - MWA, how many you got. WAKE UP!!!
MWA - what, huh, yes, eerr coffee please
davyboy - how many GADs you got
MWA - eerrr lemme check
mystique - maybe sometime, TODAY
MWA - well, when im confused my underwear knows all
*MWA takes off his underwear without taking of his trousers*
mystique - who, how do you do that
MWA - I dunno. Try asking them. They usually know
mystique - huh
MWA - well, judging my the amount of skid marks in here id say, 9
hercules - what a weirdo
davyboy - what about you KR
KR sounding extremely sarcastic - I dunno ask his underwear
MWA - well from the angle from there to there id say 16
KR - what a freak
davyboy - hey thats enough… he’s a weirdo
mojojojo in squeaky voice - hey what about me
*they all break out into an argument, about what MWA is*
MWA - look, guys, your all wrong
*MWA takes off a mask and reveals dun dun dduuuuuhhhh a psycho monkey which appeared to have aggression*
davyboy - oh no, its hideous
mystique - monstrous
KR - psychotic
afrojoe - humongous
mojojojo - gigantic
steelmonkey - did someone just hear something, anyway he’s… *in sarcastic voice* a monkey
all - oh yeh
*MWA runs out in a rampage, destroying everything thats in its way*
davyboy - stop him
mystique - its ok, we’ll still get his GADs
davyboy - run MWA, run. Run like the wind MWA
mojojojo - well, he’s gone
mystique - will someone close that window, I can still hear wind
mojojojo - no thats me
mystique - somebody
scene 12
sex scene (this pops up in the movie so I thought I might include it)
davyboys place
davyboy - how’d we end up here
mystique - I dunno but kiss me
davyboy - I dont know how
mystique - god you really are geeks. Well, I’ll show ya
*the start getting off, and slowly take off each others clothe… stuff it you all know what happens in a sex scene… CUT!*
scene 13
Electronic Boutique storeroom
davyboy - I hear your 50 gads short
stryke - yeh, who told ya
davyboy - my brother
stryke - oh is that so
davyboy - yeh, he did
stryke - did he
davyboy - well he did
stryke - well good for you
davyboy - yeh I suppose it is
stryke - even better for me
davyboy - well, so it is
stryke - you got that right
davyboy - I sure did
stryke - why dont we stop rambling and talk with proper words
davyboy - I say we do
stryke - ok then. So when am I getting my 50 GADs
davyboy - well we cant get the last 5 but we’ll try
stryke - well, why are you here if you need 5 more
davyboy - good point, I’ll go now
*on the way out davyboy steals 4 games from electronic boutique*
scene 14
GADS warehouse
davyboy - I’m back with the last 5 games
afrojoe - but theres only 4
davyboy - yup that always happens, I call it Elador, whenever I go to get it I dont or I cant win it
mystique - yeh hes tried 5 times, but he cant get it, ever
steelmonkey - well I say we let him have the glory of number 50, and Elador
davyboy - thanks guys, but first can I have someone’s sock before I die
mojojojo - c’mon its not that bad *sniffs up* I’m mistaken. Can I get a sock too
mystique - sorry, but were robots, we only have air freshner built in
davyboy - well thanks for telling me
mystique - I sense sarcasm
davyboy - well duh
mystique - again, sarcasm
davyboy - well, you dont say
mystique - sarcasm in that one too
davyboy - yeh, and im a trillionaire
mystique - please stop using sarcasm
davyboy - oh no, im scared
mystique - its short circuiting my chip boards
davyboy - oh help, my chip boards, aahh
mystique - huflosjhfg fjhgdyf huiithfgf fgieagfpgfew
davyboy - er, whatever she said but with sarcasm
*mystique drops to the floor*
davyboy - does anyone know how to drop to the floor, but with sarcasm
guy off screen - no, and stop killing all are actors
davyboy - oohh big wooop
afrojoe - JUST GET THE DAMMN LAST GAD, PLEASE!
davyboy -sorry. I’ll get on it
afrojoe - and hurry up we’ve only got an hour before next day delivery expires
davyboy - ok, ok I’ll get your stupid GAD. Got it
THE END
*just as the last remaining bit of the screen as the circle gets smaller, afrojoe stops it from closing all up*
afrojoe - wait, wait, wait, hold on MR. writer, why dont you tell it like it really is, like it always is
me - ok, I’ll try
afrojoe - good, I wasn’t on planning for that crummy ending
*the circle opens back up to full size*
afroejoe - thats better
me - ok people, its not over yet get back to positions. And you can blame this overtime on AJ
all - c’mon thats not fair. Lets get AJ
*they all pile on AJ and he becomes crushed*
mojojojo - I feel so much better
davyboy - yup he’s farted again
mojojojo - thats it im killing my self
*with that mojojojo, opens up his skull and takes out his chip and throws it in the lava that came from no where then replies before he breaks down*
mojojojo - theres one more chip that has to go, I probably wont be back
John in really squeaky voice - nnnnnooooooooooooooooo dont leave, nooooooooooohoho, come back, nnnooooooooo dont leave
steelmonkey - where did he come from
davyboy - I dunno but lets kill him, ive killed a few today already, may as well strike again
afroejoe - OK
*they all get knives and start stabbing john
john - aaaahhhhhhhhh
davyboy - well, I feel better
KR - I wonder why I dont speak much in this, anyway I feel better too
davyboy - true, you have not spoke much in this spoof
KR - please can I speak more
me - no so shut up
KR - sorry
steelmonkey - well soon as KR’s not doing anything else. Lets kill him to
*once again they all pile on KR, which only leaves davyboy, steelmonkey, hercules and mystique*
hercules - now what
me - I dunno, im kinda low on ideas soon as it was meant to finish a few lines ago, but I’ll think something up
hercules - good, cos im getting bored
davyboy - can you make a new scene already, my legs are starting to ache
me - hold on a minute, yup I got a great idea
davyboy - so when’s this new scene gonna start, cos im bor…
scene 15
Electronic Boutique
the next day
davyboy - did you have to cut me off like that
me - yes, now get on with the spoof
davyboy - fine
*davyboy and mojojojo walk into strykes’ office*
stryke - I see you have my GADs
davyboy - yes, now we’ll be leaving
stryke - no, I cant let you do that
mojojojo - why not
stryke - because you have memory, of our great 3D title, TETRIS
*davyboy and mojojojo burst out laughing*
davyboy - what, are you nuts, it will never sell
stryke - thats were your wrong. You see in our new adverts we will use mind programing, to control them to buy the full 3D simulator, which is in the price region of, lets say £20000
davyboy - once again selling over priced gaming gear
stryke - and now that you know, ill have to kill you
mojojojo - let my brother go, kill me
stryke - as long as I get to kill someone. Its not fair that you’ve killed so many people already, and you’re the good guys. Grix get him
*Grix gets hold of mojojojo and puts him in the 3D simulator*
stryke - now put it into super boring mode
Grix - no, im sick of taking orders from you, im much higher up in the SR forums, so you should be doing what I say
*Grix then takes mojojojo out of the simulator, and puts in stryke, then starts the machine*
Grix - quick get outa here you two
*davyboy and mojojojo leave before the machine explodes leaving Grix and Stryke dead*
davyboy - wow, Grix is such a hero
mojojojo - yeh
*davyboy and mojojojo, return to davyboy’s house, but are devastated when they find its been burned down*
me - I wonder who could of done that, hehe
THE REAL END
wooo, that took me ages. I hope that was a good read for all you people
I hope so
maybe you will be in my next spoof, you never know
well that was 4,369 words
thats a lot
by the way when I said me, I meant me just if you got confused
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GAD in sixty seconds
*scene 1*
Electronic Boutiques store room
mojojojo - aaaaaaarrrrggggghhhhhhhh, I’ll give you anything just leave me
stryke(once again the bad guy) - oh is that so, so maybe a few GADs
mojojojo - well, maybe just lemme go and I’ll get you them
stryke - nnaaahhh, I dont believe ya torture him boys
*Grix pulls down a lever, and the 3D simulator mojojojo is in starts to recreate tetris*
mojojojo - please stop, I’ll get you as many GADs as you want just stop the machine
*just as mojojojo is about to be turned into a nervous wreck, stryke waves his hand and Grix puts the lever back up*
stryke - 50 eh, I’ll give ya three days to get me 50 GADs, no less, no more
*Grix pulls mojo out of the simulator, which gives him a huge gash down his leg*
stryke - get outta here, and in three days I want to see 50 GADs for shipping off to England where they all pay loads more than they should for games, then I’ll be rich MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA cough cough cough
*stryke splutters and fails to breathe in, then pulls out inhaler and takes in as much as he can, then goes inside crying, while mojojojo nurses to his gash, (or as others see it, a bruise) then runs off to find his brother, the only one who can get so many GADs in so little short time*
scene 2
SR Coffee Shop
davyboy to bartender - yo get me a shandy, im feeling adventurous today
bartender - right on, oh and here’s your 70% alcohol full whisky young boy *handing over a drink to a 8 year old boy in a wheel chair*
davyboy - you know, im getting bored of only drinking lemonade so make that a full beer *whispers quietly to bartender so no one else can hear* and make sure its the non alcoholic version
bartender - you got it
*just then mojo comes running in*
mojojojo - please bro you gotta help me or im gonna be made into a tetris freak!
davyboy - woo, hold on there, explain slowly
mojojojo - stryke and his gang, will use there chody electronic boutique 3d simulator, and make me watch tetris until I go bonkers
bartender - if you ask me, id say you already are bonkers
mojojojo - shut up, *turns to davyboy* anyway I need 50 GADs by Friday
*davyboy bursts out laughing*
davyboy - you know I cant, I promised mum I wouldnt use fake reviews or spam to earn GADs, anyway you can only get 9 in that amount of time
mojojojo - please I cant do this alone, and your my best friend
davyboy - anyway I gave up doing that craap years ago, so go find someone else to get you out of your
own mess *davyboy leaves, gets into his car and drives off*
scene 3
davyboys place
*the next day after davyboy had finished his breakfast mojojojo came running in*
mojojojo - please bro, help me!
davyboy - ive told you once and I’ll tell you again …
mojojojo - no not that, well eerrr, *theres a long silence before mojojojo speaks* ive farted in my car and the smell wont go away *he says this as fast as he can say it to avoid saying it again*
davyboy - and again, ive told you once and I’ll tell you again … get a air freshner
mojojojo looks surprised and carries on - well you know, about the whole stryke thing.
davyboy - yyeeeeehhhhh
mojojojo - weeeeeeellllll, he said he would torture you as well as me *pppppprrrrrrrrhhhhhhhh*
davyboy - oh for god sake, stop farti… get in the car I’ll see what I can do
*they drive off in mojojojos car, get halfway down the road, then go back so davyboy can get an air freshner*
scene 4
the GADS (game a day stealers) warehouse
*on the way, davyboy drops mojojojo off at schroeders (mums) house, to explain what was going to happen*
*meanwhile davyboy had arrived at the GADS warehouse, everyone was at computers posting copied reviews and cheats*
davyboy to iron monkey (leader of the GADS) - well I see your all still cheating
iron monkey - well you know we have to get GADs some how
davyboy - so, how many times have you been caught
iron monkey - well, since you left… zero. You see we kidnapped Mr Snugly and he’s making sure we never get caught or banned, but unfortunately its beyond his power to give us GADs directly
davyboy - well any way, I have a big problem with the boys at electronic boutique…
*everyone stops dead and looks in davyboys direction*
davyboy points back at them all and says - yeh, and I need your help.
*just then everyone starts laughing*
davyboy to iron monkey quietly - what are they laughing for
iron monkey - well you see whenever there in the streets with a GAD they get jumped, and well, everyone’s so scared that they just know they cant win whatever
davyboy - so who can help me
iron monkey - well I got a phone book in the back… ill see what I can do
*iron monkey goes into the back, and reappears with a phone book*
iron monkey - sorry but we got rid of are phones to get the Internet
davyboy - why dont you get broadband
iron monkey - we would, but that chody company, NTL, wont do broadband in this area
davyboy - huh, thanks for the book, ill get back to you tomorrow
scene 5
davyboys place (again)
*davyboy was trying out the phone book, but most people had either changed numbers, or wouldnt help*
ring ring ring ring
person - hello
davyboy - hello is that lerch
"unwanted" - no, go away
*"unwanted "puts phone down*
davyboy to self - well he seemed the politest so far
*in the phone book was a name that seemed mystical …*
davyboy again to self - mystique eh, she sounds fun
ring ring ring ring
person - hello
davyboy - hello, is that mystique
person - yeh, who wants to know
davyboy - hi, im davyboy I really need hel…
mystique - well look who’s come back
davyboy - yes, but I wouldnt be if it wernt for my stupid brother. You see he got in trouble with the EB guys and he owes them 50 GADs, and they want them by Friday and I was wonderi…
mystique - its impossible
davyboy - that’s why I want your help
mystique - come meet me at the GADT warehouse
davyboy - what’s GADT?
Mystique - game a day thieves
davyboy - ill be there, *mystique cuts the line before he can finish* charmin. Oh and for god sake I can still smell mojojojo’s fart, oh god I think im going to be sick
scene 6
GADT warehouse
*davyboy enters, and wonders if mojojojo had been in at all, because it sure smelt like him*
davyboy to everyone in room - HEY IS MYSTIQ…
mystique - over here
davyboy to self - god I hate being cut off by people
*davyboy walks over to mystique*
davyboy - nice, but I would change a few words to stop review being found on the web
mystique - I dont work like that, I write honest posts
davyboy - and im a millionaire, but keep up the good lying. Some people say they cheat and get banned, what idiots, I mean how stupid could you be faking posts, getting GADS then saying "oh look at me I cheate…
mystique - SHUTUP!!!
Davyboy - sorry. But
mystique - shh
davyboy - and
mystique - shh
*davyboy gets upset, and sits in the corner until he has calmed down*
mystique - OK, ill help but I do it, how I do it
*davyboy agrees and goes back home to try out the rest of the numbers*
scene 7
davyboys place (I might just burn the place down, if we end up here again)
*davyboy tries the rest of the numbers, but finds no one else is willing to help*
davyboy to self - well this is the last number
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring rin…
davyboy to self before person speaks - even the phone gets cut off
person - hello
davyboy - yes, hello, is that wookiemonster
person - yeh
davyboy - well I was wondering if I could ask for a favo…
wookiemonster - I DONT DO FAVOURS!!! *wookiemonster puts phone down
davyboy - the next person that cuts me off, im gonna slit their throat
scene 8
GADS Warehouse (well at least its only the second time)
*davyboy enters and finds no one else is here except iron monkey whos wearing a gas mask*
davyboy - hey where is everyone
iron monkey - well mojojojo came in earlier, and no one could stand the smell of his farts, and this was the last gas mask, so they all quit
davyboy - so what can I have before I faint
*iron monkey takes his sock off*
iron monkey - its been on my foot for 7 years now, but it takes away the smell of mojojojo
*davyboys brings sock to nose, and tears fall from his face in the bucketful*
davyboy - it may make my eyes water, but it gets rid of mojojojos farts
iron monkey - so what did you come here for
davyboy - I tried the phone book, but only mystique has volunteered to help
iron monkey - yup, she’s so fine… oh and good at getting GADS
davyboy - we’ll not do this with only you, mystique and I
iron monkey - oh yeah I gave your bro my phone book with useful people in, so he might have some
davyboy - you mean to tell me ive spent four hours, ringing up useless people, except mystique
iron monkey - actually I never meant to put her in that book
davyboy - oh for god sake
iron monkey - now theres no need for that
*just then davyboy pulls off iron monkeys mask, and as soon as he breathes the air from the warehouse, he drops dead*
davyboy in real sarcastic voice - wwwwhhhhhhoooooooooppppppps!!!
*offscreen someone starts an engine*
person off screen - get the robotic iron monkey in before anyone suspects anything
*just then, a robot looking just like iron monkey, appears and moves the real iron monkey off screen*
robot - hello I am, module 1977367363467554 with 578563465765 modifications and 87686556526852065 features, although I shall act like a 474876508476536 with 3947785465646 modifications with 589765666075-98676 features
davyboy - I think I’ll call him eeerrrrr, steel monkey
steel monkey - hello
davyboy - oh yeh, I was about to kick your asss
*davyboy goes to hit steel monkey, but breaks all four of his fingers, on his right hand*
davyboy - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr gggggggggggg
steel monkey - ive been designed to live forever and eventually have control over SR Towers *then laughs in really freaky computer type voice*
davyboy - well ive only managed to find mystique, but we need more people
steel monkey - your brother should be here soon with more peop…
*before he(or it) could finish mojojojo came through the door*
davyboy to steel monkey - dont you just hate it when you get interupted
steel monkey - I have no emotions
mojojojo - I got some more cavalry
*some more figures appeared from the door*
mojojojo - this is hercules, he’s got fake staff powers, so if anyone gets in our way, he’s the man
hercules - thank you
mojojojo - afrojoe, he’s got great hacking abilities
afrojoe - only when I get high
mojojojo - monkey with attitude, he’s just, persuasive
MWA - thats me
mojojojo - and finally, KR, he just writes a lot so he’s gonna get all 6 possible, from spaming, maybe even a few extra GADs
KR - spam, spam, SPAM!!!
mojojojo - what do you think
davyboy - well, looks like you got a bunch of computer nerds, If you ask me
mojojojo - I didnt ask you
davyboy - actually, you did
mojojojo - oh, yeh, I forgot. But still, there the best we got
davyboy - for once your right, but we still need to get 50 GADs so lets get to work
scene 9
GADS warehouse (why did I even bother making this as two scenes)
*another figure appears from the door, while all others are at work spamming*
davyboy - who’s there
mystique - the Easter rabbit
davyboy in an eager voice - quick everyone its the Easter bunny
mystique - its mystique, you fool
*everyone returns to there computer looking glum*
mystique to everyone - sorry, I didnt know you nerds were all so gullible
davyboy - well dont do it again, since I left home I haven’t got a single chocolate egg
mystique - thats because your mum used to give them to you, theres no such thing as an Easter bunny
*everyone gasps*
mystique - oh come on you big baby’s
*everyone starts crying*
mystique - oh, thats it, im leaving
*she, turns around and goes off in a stress, davyboy goes after her*
davyboy - look were all geeks, just leave us alone
mystique - but you act like freaks
davyboy - geeks
mystique - freaks
*davyboy and mystique start to sound like baby’s*
davyboy - geeks
mystique - freaks
davyboy - look, if were going to settle this argument lets do it properl…
mystique - freak
*davyboy has a sudden outburst, tries to slit mystique’s throat but cant*
davyboy - now, you are a freak
mystique - after the iron monkey incident, the crew members switched the real actors with us, more robots with 457463564563655 modifications 97859865…
davyboy - enough of the numbers. Well anyway please come back
mystique - but why, you all act like baby’s
davyboy - we cant help it, its all SR’s fault, they gave us cheap games, GADs and everything else at low low prices, so go to your local special reserve shop where they do great deals on all thing…
*mystique slaps davyboy*
mystique - stop it, your sounding like a TV
davyboy - sorry, well my point is we’ve been hooked on technology ever since, well, since SR
mystique - well, OK. But you promise to stop them crying
davyboy - I cant promise, but I’ll try
scene 10
GADS warehouse (again, who’s writing this cos’ I wanna kick their as… ooops, I forgot I was writing this)
*davyboy and mystique enter, all others are still crying*
davyboy - eerrr, pickabu
mystique - well thats not going to work
davyboy - well see if you can do any better
mystique - hey, guys, you’ve all won GADs
*everyone stops*
mystique to davyboy - now what
davyboy - yeh you’ve all won, but eerrr you need to get the 50 GADs before you can have them
everyone else - OK
davyboy - come on guys lets get to work
mystique - wait, what if they find us out. It will be best to attack tommorow, get first class delivery. Sure they’ll find us out but, at least we cant get banned until after we get the GADs. So I say we get a good sleep today and strike tommorow
*just then everyone starts crying again*
mystique - oh thats it I give up
*with that she leaves*
scene 11
GADS warehouse (the next day)
*afrojoe walks in with a game*
davyboy - why have you got a game
afrojoe - cos’, well, I found it
davyboy - we’re sticking to the games on the list
afrojoe - but it was just there, lying on a shelf in electronic boutique
davyboy - why did you do that. Oh stuff it, yeh thats my man, and it is a game from the list
afrojoe - yeh thanks but why have you put women’s names next to all the games
davyboy - to talk in code on the walky talkys, so if anyone is listening they wont suspect anything
afrojoe - but we’re all going to be in the same room, why do we need walky talkys
davyboy - I dunno I just like playing with them
afrojoe - well, I dont not not not not not not not not diss agree with them
davyboy - what was that
afrojoe - just a little reverse reverse reverse reverse reverse reverse reverse reverse psychology
davyboy - ok ok I believe ya
afrojoe - yeh well anyway, how many games we got?
Davyboy - well hercules has managed to get 10 with his fake SR powers but cant get anymore, mystique has got 1, MWA got 4, KR got all three normal for today with his great spamming ability and I’m still trying
afrojoe - so how many altogether
davyboy - er, 18 I think
afrojoe - 19 with mine
*the day went on as normal until around 7pm when things we’re starting to get hectic with only 5 GADs to go*
hercules - well, ive been banned, but I still got 15 GADs
afrojoe - I got 3
davyboy - eeerrrr, well I got 1
mystique - 11
*MWA fell asleep after typing in 5 posts*
davyboy - MWA, how many you got. WAKE UP!!!
MWA - what, huh, yes, eerr coffee please
davyboy - how many GADs you got
MWA - eerrr lemme check
mystique - maybe sometime, TODAY
MWA - well, when im confused my underwear knows all
*MWA takes off his underwear without taking of his trousers*
mystique - who, how do you do that
MWA - I dunno. Try asking them. They usually know
mystique - huh
MWA - well, judging my the amount of skid marks in here id say, 9
hercules - what a weirdo
davyboy - what about you KR
KR sounding extremely sarcastic - I dunno ask his underwear
MWA - well from the angle from there to there id say 16
KR - what a freak
davyboy - hey thats enough… he’s a weirdo
mojojojo in squeaky voice - hey what about me
*they all break out into an argument, about what MWA is*
MWA - look, guys, your all wrong
*MWA takes off a mask and reveals dun dun dduuuuuhhhh a psycho monkey which appeared to have aggression*
davyboy - oh no, its hideous
mystique - monstrous
KR - psychotic
afrojoe - humongous
mojojojo - gigantic
steelmonkey - did someone just hear something, anyway he’s… *in sarcastic voice* a monkey
all - oh yeh
*MWA runs out in a rampage, destroying everything thats in its way*
davyboy - stop him
mystique - its ok, we’ll still get his GADs
davyboy - run MWA, run. Run like the wind MWA
mojojojo - well, he’s gone
mystique - will someone close that window, I can still hear wind
mojojojo - no thats me
mystique - somebody
scene 12
sex scene (this pops up in the movie so I thought I might include it)
davyboys place
davyboy - how’d we end up here
mystique - I dunno but kiss me
davyboy - I dont know how
mystique - god you really are geeks. Well, I’ll show ya
*the start getting off, and slowly take off each others clothe… stuff it you all know what happens in a sex scene… CUT!*
scene 13
Electronic Boutique storeroom
davyboy - I hear your 50 gads short
stryke - yeh, who told ya
davyboy - my brother
stryke - oh is that so
davyboy - yeh, he did
stryke - did he
davyboy - well he did
stryke - well good for you
davyboy - yeh I suppose it is
stryke - even better for me
davyboy - well, so it is
stryke - you got that right
davyboy - I sure did
stryke - why dont we stop rambling and talk with proper words
davyboy - I say we do
stryke - ok then. So when am I getting my 50 GADs
davyboy - well we cant get the last 5 but we’ll try
stryke - well, why are you here if you need 5 more
davyboy - good point, I’ll go now
*on the way out davyboy steals 4 games from electronic boutique*
scene 14
GADS warehouse
davyboy - I’m back with the last 5 games
afrojoe - but theres only 4
davyboy - yup that always happens, I call it Elador, whenever I go to get it I dont or I cant win it
mystique - yeh hes tried 5 times, but he cant get it, ever
steelmonkey - well I say we let him have the glory of number 50, and Elador
davyboy - thanks guys, but first can I have someone’s sock before I die
mojojojo - c’mon its not that bad *sniffs up* I’m mistaken. Can I get a sock too
mystique - sorry, but were robots, we only have air freshner built in
davyboy - well thanks for telling me
mystique - I sense sarcasm
davyboy - well duh
mystique - again, sarcasm
davyboy - well, you dont say
mystique - sarcasm in that one too
davyboy - yeh, and im a trillionaire
mystique - please stop using sarcasm
davyboy - oh no, im scared
mystique - its short circuiting my chip boards
davyboy - oh help, my chip boards, aahh
mystique - huflosjhfg fjhgdyf huiithfgf fgieagfpgfew
davyboy - er, whatever she said but with sarcasm
*mystique drops to the floor*
davyboy - does anyone know how to drop to the floor, but with sarcasm
guy off screen - no, and stop killing all are actors
davyboy - oohh big wooop
afrojoe - JUST GET THE DAMMN LAST GAD, PLEASE!
davyboy -sorry. I’ll get on it
afrojoe - and hurry up we’ve only got an hour before next day delivery expires
davyboy - ok, ok I’ll get your stupid GAD. Got it
THE END
*just as the last remaining bit of the screen as the circle gets smaller, afrojoe stops it from closing all up*
afrojoe - wait, wait, wait, hold on MR. writer, why dont you tell it like it really is, like it always is
me - ok, I’ll try
afrojoe - good, I wasn’t on planning for that crummy ending
*the circle opens back up to full size*
afroejoe - thats better
me - ok people, its not over yet get back to positions. And you can blame this overtime on AJ
all - c’mon thats not fair. Lets get AJ
*they all pile on AJ and he becomes crushed*
mojojojo - I feel so much better
davyboy - yup he’s farted again
mojojojo - thats it im killing my self
*with that mojojojo, opens up his skull and takes out his chip and throws it in the lava that came from no where then replies before he breaks down*
mojojojo - theres one more chip that has to go, I probably wont be back
John in really squeaky voice - nnnnnooooooooooooooooo dont leave, nooooooooooohoho, come back, nnnooooooooo dont leave
steelmonkey - where did he come from
davyboy - I dunno but lets kill him, ive killed a few today already, may as well strike again
afroejoe - OK
*they all get knives and start stabbing john
john - aaaahhhhhhhhh
davyboy - well, I feel better
KR - I wonder why I dont speak much in this, anyway I feel better too
davyboy - true, you have not spoke much in this spoof
KR - please can I speak more
me - no so shut up
KR - sorry
steelmonkey - well soon as KR’s not doing anything else. Lets kill him to
*once again they all pile on KR, which only leaves davyboy, steelmonkey, hercules and mystique*
hercules - now what
me - I dunno, im kinda low on ideas soon as it was meant to finish a few lines ago, but I’ll think something up
hercules - good, cos im getting bored
davyboy - can you make a new scene already, my legs are starting to ache
me - hold on a minute, yup I got a great idea
davyboy - so when’s this new scene gonna start, cos im bor…
scene 15
Electronic Boutique
the next day
davyboy - did you have to cut me off like that
me - yes, now get on with the spoof
davyboy - fine
*davyboy and mojojojo walk into strykes’ office*
stryke - I see you have my GADs
davyboy - yes, now we’ll be leaving
stryke - no, I cant let you do that
mojojojo - why not
stryke - because you have memory, of our great 3D title, TETRIS
*davyboy and mojojojo burst out laughing*
davyboy - what, are you nuts, it will never sell
stryke - thats were your wrong. You see in our new adverts we will use mind programing, to control them to buy the full 3D simulator, which is in the price region of, lets say £20000
davyboy - once again selling over priced gaming gear
stryke - and now that you know, ill have to kill you
mojojojo - let my brother go, kill me
stryke - as long as I get to kill someone. Its not fair that you’ve killed so many people already, and you’re the good guys. Grix get him
*Grix gets hold of mojojojo and puts him in the 3D simulator*
stryke - now put it into super boring mode
Grix - no, im sick of taking orders from you, im much higher up in the SR forums, so you should be doing what I say
*Grix then takes mojojojo out of the simulator, and puts in stryke, then starts the machine*
Grix - quick get outa here you two
*davyboy and mojojojo leave before the machine explodes leaving Grix and Stryke dead*
davyboy - wow, Grix is such a hero
mojojojo - yeh
*davyboy and mojojojo, return to davyboy’s house, but are devastated when they find its been burned down*
me - I wonder who could of done that, hehe
THE REAL END
wooo, that took me ages. I hope that was a good read for all you people
I hope so
maybe you will be in my next spoof, you never know
well that was 4,369 words
thats a lot
by the way when I said me, I meant me just if you got confused
*scene 1*
Electronic Boutiques store room
mojojojo - aaaaaaarrrrggggghhhhhhhh, I’ll give you anything just leave me
stryke(once again the bad guy) - oh is that so, so maybe a few GADs
mojojojo - well, maybe just lemme go and I’ll get you them
stryke - nnaaahhh, I dont believe ya torture him boys
*Grix pulls down a lever, and the 3D simulator mojojojo is in starts to recreate tetris*
mojojojo - please stop, I’ll get you as many GADs as you want just stop the machine
*just as mojojojo is about to be turned into a nervous wreck, stryke waves his hand and Grix puts the lever back up*
stryke - 50 eh, I’ll give ya three days to get me 50 GADs, no less, no more
*Grix pulls mojo out of the simulator, which gives him a huge gash down his leg*
stryke - get outta here, and in three days I want to see 50 GADs for shipping off to England where they all pay loads more than they should for games, then I’ll be rich MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA cough cough cough
*stryke splutters and fails to breathe in, then pulls out inhaler and takes in as much as he can, then goes inside crying, while mojojojo nurses to his gash, (or as others see it, a bruise) then runs off to find his brother, the only one who can get so many GADs in so little short time*
scene 2
SR Coffee Shop
davyboy to bartender - yo get me a shandy, im feeling adventurous today
bartender - right on, oh and here’s your 70% alcohol full whisky young boy *handing over a drink to a 8 year old boy in a wheel chair*
davyboy - you know, im getting bored of only drinking lemonade so make that a full beer *whispers quietly to bartender so no one else can hear* and make sure its the non alcoholic version
bartender - you got it
*just then mojo comes running in*
mojojojo - please bro you gotta help me or im gonna be made into a tetris freak!
davyboy - woo, hold on there, explain slowly
mojojojo - stryke and his gang, will use there chody electronic boutique 3d simulator, and make me watch tetris until I go bonkers
bartender - if you ask me, id say you already are bonkers
mojojojo - shut up, *turns to davyboy* anyway I need 50 GADs by Friday
*davyboy bursts out laughing*
davyboy - you know I cant, I promised mum I wouldnt use fake reviews or spam to earn GADs, anyway you can only get 9 in that amount of time
mojojojo - please I cant do this alone, and your my best friend
davyboy - anyway I gave up doing that craap years ago, so go find someone else to get you out of your
own mess *davyboy leaves, gets into his car and drives off*
scene 3
davyboys place
*the next day after davyboy had finished his breakfast mojojojo came running in*
mojojojo - please bro, help me!
davyboy - ive told you once and I’ll tell you again …
mojojojo - no not that, well eerrr, *theres a long silence before mojojojo speaks* ive farted in my car and the smell wont go away *he says this as fast as he can say it to avoid saying it again*
davyboy - and again, ive told you once and I’ll tell you again … get a air freshner
mojojojo looks surprised and carries on - well you know, about the whole stryke thing.
davyboy - yyeeeeehhhhh
mojojojo - weeeeeeellllll, he said he would torture you as well as me *pppppprrrrrrrrhhhhhhhh*
davyboy - oh for god sake, stop farti… get in the car I’ll see what I can do
*they drive off in mojojojos car, get halfway down the road, then go back so davyboy can get an air freshner*
scene 4
the GADS (game a day stealers) warehouse
*on the way, davyboy drops mojojojo off at schroeders (mums) house, to explain what was going to happen*
*meanwhile davyboy had arrived at the GADS warehouse, everyone was at computers posting copied reviews and cheats*
davyboy to iron monkey (leader of the GADS) - well I see your all still cheating
iron monkey - well you know we have to get GADs some how
davyboy - so, how many times have you been caught
iron monkey - well, since you left… zero. You see we kidnapped Mr Snugly and he’s making sure we never get caught or banned, but unfortunately its beyond his power to give us GADs directly
davyboy - well any way, I have a big problem with the boys at electronic boutique…
*everyone stops dead and looks in davyboys direction*
davyboy points back at them all and says - yeh, and I need your help.
*just then everyone starts laughing*
davyboy to iron monkey quietly - what are they laughing for
iron monkey - well you see whenever there in the streets with a GAD they get jumped, and well, everyone’s so scared that they just know they cant win whatever
davyboy - so who can help me
iron monkey - well I got a phone book in the back… ill see what I can do
*iron monkey goes into the back, and reappears with a phone book*
iron monkey - sorry but we got rid of are phones to get the Internet
davyboy - why dont you get broadband
iron monkey - we would, but that chody company, NTL, wont do broadband in this area
davyboy - huh, thanks for the book, ill get back to you tomorrow
scene 5
davyboys place (again)
*davyboy was trying out the phone book, but most people had either changed numbers, or wouldnt help*
ring ring ring ring
person - hello
davyboy - hello is that lerch
"unwanted" - no, go away
*"unwanted "puts phone down*
davyboy to self - well he seemed the politest so far
*in the phone book was a name that seemed mystical …*
davyboy again to self - mystique eh, she sounds fun
ring ring ring ring
person - hello
davyboy - hello, is that mystique
person - yeh, who wants to know
davyboy - hi, im davyboy I really need hel…
mystique - well look who’s come back
davyboy - yes, but I wouldnt be if it wernt for my stupid brother. You see he got in trouble with the EB guys and he owes them 50 GADs, and they want them by Friday and I was wonderi…
mystique - its impossible
davyboy - that’s why I want your help
mystique - come meet me at the GADT warehouse
davyboy - what’s GADT?
Mystique - game a day thieves
davyboy - ill be there, *mystique cuts the line before he can finish* charmin. Oh and for god sake I can still smell mojojojo’s fart, oh god I think im going to be sick
scene 6
GADT warehouse
*davyboy enters, and wonders if mojojojo had been in at all, because it sure smelt like him*
davyboy to everyone in room - HEY IS MYSTIQ…
mystique - over here
davyboy to self - god I hate being cut off by people
*davyboy walks over to mystique*
davyboy - nice, but I would change a few words to stop review being found on the web
mystique - I dont work like that, I write honest posts
davyboy - and im a millionaire, but keep up the good lying. Some people say they cheat and get banned, what idiots, I mean how stupid could you be faking posts, getting GADS then saying "oh look at me I cheate…
mystique - SHUTUP!!!
Davyboy - sorry. But
mystique - shh
davyboy - and
mystique - shh
*davyboy gets upset, and sits in the corner until he has calmed down*
mystique - OK, ill help but I do it, how I do it
*davyboy agrees and goes back home to try out the rest of the numbers*
scene 7
davyboys place (I might just burn the place down, if we end up here again)
*davyboy tries the rest of the numbers, but finds no one else is willing to help*
davyboy to self - well this is the last number
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring rin…
davyboy to self before person speaks - even the phone gets cut off
person - hello
davyboy - yes, hello, is that wookiemonster
person - yeh
davyboy - well I was wondering if I could ask for a favo…
wookiemonster - I DONT DO FAVOURS!!! *wookiemonster puts phone down
davyboy - the next person that cuts me off, im gonna slit their throat
scene 8
GADS Warehouse (well at least its only the second time)
*davyboy enters and finds no one else is here except iron monkey whos wearing a gas mask*
davyboy - hey where is everyone
iron monkey - well mojojojo came in earlier, and no one could stand the smell of his farts, and this was the last gas mask, so they all quit
davyboy - so what can I have before I faint
*iron monkey takes his sock off*
iron monkey - its been on my foot for 7 years now, but it takes away the smell of mojojojo
*davyboys brings sock to nose, and tears fall from his face in the bucketful*
davyboy - it may make my eyes water, but it gets rid of mojojojos farts
iron monkey - so what did you come here for
davyboy - I tried the phone book, but only mystique has volunteered to help
iron monkey - yup, she’s so fine… oh and good at getting GADS
davyboy - we’ll not do this with only you, mystique and I
iron monkey - oh yeah I gave your bro my phone book with useful people in, so he might have some
davyboy - you mean to tell me ive spent four hours, ringing up useless people, except mystique
iron monkey - actually I never meant to put her in that book
davyboy - oh for god sake
iron monkey - now theres no need for that
*just then davyboy pulls off iron monkeys mask, and as soon as he breathes the air from the warehouse, he drops dead*
davyboy in real sarcastic voice - wwwwhhhhhhoooooooooppppppps!!!
*offscreen someone starts an engine*
person off screen - get the robotic iron monkey in before anyone suspects anything
*just then, a robot looking just like iron monkey, appears and moves the real iron monkey off screen*
robot - hello I am, module 1977367363467554 with 578563465765 modifications and 87686556526852065 features, although I shall act like a 474876508476536 with 3947785465646 modifications with 589765666075-98676 features
davyboy - I think I’ll call him eeerrrrr, steel monkey
steel monkey - hello
davyboy - oh yeh, I was about to kick your asss
*davyboy goes to hit steel monkey, but breaks all four of his fingers, on his right hand*
davyboy - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr gggggggggggg
steel monkey - ive been designed to live forever and eventually have control over SR Towers *then laughs in really freaky computer type voice*
davyboy - well ive only managed to find mystique, but we need more people
steel monkey - your brother should be here soon with more peop…
*before he(or it) could finish mojojojo came through the door*
davyboy to steel monkey - dont you just hate it when you get interupted
steel monkey - I have no emotions
mojojojo - I got some more cavalry
*some more figures appeared from the door*
mojojojo - this is hercules, he’s got fake staff powers, so if anyone gets in our way, he’s the man
hercules - thank you
mojojojo - afrojoe, he’s got great hacking abilities
afrojoe - only when I get high
mojojojo - monkey with attitude, he’s just, persuasive
MWA - thats me
mojojojo - and finally, KR, he just writes a lot so he’s gonna get all 6 possible, from spaming, maybe even a few extra GADs
KR - spam, spam, SPAM!!!
mojojojo - what do you think
davyboy - well, looks like you got a bunch of computer nerds, If you ask me
mojojojo - I didnt ask you
davyboy - actually, you did
mojojojo - oh, yeh, I forgot. But still, there the best we got
davyboy - for once your right, but we still need to get 50 GADs so lets get to work
scene 9
GADS warehouse (why did I even bother making this as two scenes)
*another figure appears from the door, while all others are at work spamming*
davyboy - who’s there
mystique - the Easter rabbit
davyboy in an eager voice - quick everyone its the Easter bunny
mystique - its mystique, you fool
*everyone returns to there computer looking glum*
mystique to everyone - sorry, I didnt know you nerds were all so gullible
davyboy - well dont do it again, since I left home I haven’t got a single chocolate egg
mystique - thats because your mum used to give them to you, theres no such thing as an Easter bunny
*everyone gasps*
mystique - oh come on you big baby’s
*everyone starts crying*
mystique - oh, thats it, im leaving
*she, turns around and goes off in a stress, davyboy goes after her*
davyboy - look were all geeks, just leave us alone
mystique - but you act like freaks
davyboy - geeks
mystique - freaks
*davyboy and mystique start to sound like baby’s*
davyboy - geeks
mystique - freaks
davyboy - look, if were going to settle this argument lets do it properl…
mystique - freak
*davyboy has a sudden outburst, tries to slit mystique’s throat but cant*
davyboy - now, you are a freak
mystique - after the iron monkey incident, the crew members switched the real actors with us, more robots with 457463564563655 modifications 97859865…
davyboy - enough of the numbers. Well anyway please come back
mystique - but why, you all act like baby’s
davyboy - we cant help it, its all SR’s fault, they gave us cheap games, GADs and everything else at low low prices, so go to your local special reserve shop where they do great deals on all thing…
*mystique slaps davyboy*
mystique - stop it, your sounding like a TV
davyboy - sorry, well my point is we’ve been hooked on technology ever since, well, since SR
mystique - well, OK. But you promise to stop them crying
davyboy - I cant promise, but I’ll try
scene 10
GADS warehouse (again, who’s writing this cos’ I wanna kick their as… ooops, I forgot I was writing this)
*davyboy and mystique enter, all others are still crying*
davyboy - eerrr, pickabu
mystique - well thats not going to work
davyboy - well see if you can do any better
mystique - hey, guys, you’ve all won GADs
*everyone stops*
mystique to davyboy - now what
davyboy - yeh you’ve all won, but eerrr you need to get the 50 GADs before you can have them
everyone else - OK
davyboy - come on guys lets get to work
mystique - wait, what if they find us out. It will be best to attack tommorow, get first class delivery. Sure they’ll find us out but, at least we cant get banned until after we get the GADs. So I say we get a good sleep today and strike tommorow
*just then everyone starts crying again*
mystique - oh thats it I give up
*with that she leaves*
scene 11
GADS warehouse (the next day)
*afrojoe walks in with a game*
davyboy - why have you got a game
afrojoe - cos’, well, I found it
davyboy - we’re sticking to the games on the list
afrojoe - but it was just there, lying on a shelf in electronic boutique
davyboy - why did you do that. Oh stuff it, yeh thats my man, and it is a game from the list
afrojoe - yeh thanks but why have you put women’s names next to all the games
davyboy - to talk in code on the walky talkys, so if anyone is listening they wont suspect anything
afrojoe - but we’re all going to be in the same room, why do we need walky talkys
davyboy - I dunno I just like playing with them
afrojoe - well, I dont not not not not not not not not diss agree with them
davyboy - what was that
afrojoe - just a little reverse reverse reverse reverse reverse reverse reverse reverse psychology
davyboy - ok ok I believe ya
afrojoe - yeh well anyway, how many games we got?
Davyboy - well hercules has managed to get 10 with his fake SR powers but cant get anymore, mystique has got 1, MWA got 4, KR got all three normal for today with his great spamming ability and I’m still trying
afrojoe - so how many altogether
davyboy - er, 18 I think
afrojoe - 19 with mine
*the day went on as normal until around 7pm when things we’re starting to get hectic with only 5 GADs to go*
hercules - well, ive been banned, but I still got 15 GADs
afrojoe - I got 3
davyboy - eeerrrr, well I got 1
mystique - 11
*MWA fell asleep after typing in 5 posts*
davyboy - MWA, how many you got. WAKE UP!!!
MWA - what, huh, yes, eerr coffee please
davyboy - how many GADs you got
MWA - eerrr lemme check
mystique - maybe sometime, TODAY
MWA - well, when im confused my underwear knows all
*MWA takes off his underwear without taking of his trousers*
mystique - who, how do you do that
MWA - I dunno. Try asking them. They usually know
mystique - huh
MWA - well, judging my the amount of skid marks in here id say, 9
hercules - what a weirdo
davyboy - what about you KR
KR sounding extremely sarcastic - I dunno ask his underwear
MWA - well from the angle from there to there id say 16
KR - what a freak
davyboy - hey thats enough… he’s a weirdo
mojojojo in squeaky voice - hey what about me
*they all break out into an argument, about what MWA is*
MWA - look, guys, your all wrong
*MWA takes off a mask and reveals dun dun dduuuuuhhhh a psycho monkey which appeared to have aggression*
davyboy - oh no, its hideous
mystique - monstrous
KR - psychotic
afrojoe - humongous
mojojojo - gigantic
steelmonkey - did someone just hear something, anyway he’s… *in sarcastic voice* a monkey
all - oh yeh
*MWA runs out in a rampage, destroying everything thats in its way*
davyboy - stop him
mystique - its ok, we’ll still get his GADs
davyboy - run MWA, run. Run like the wind MWA
mojojojo - well, he’s gone
mystique - will someone close that window, I can still hear wind
mojojojo - no thats me
mystique - somebody
scene 12
sex scene (this pops up in the movie so I thought I might include it)
davyboys place
davyboy - how’d we end up here
mystique - I dunno but kiss me
davyboy - I dont know how
mystique - god you really are geeks. Well, I’ll show ya
*the start getting off, and slowly take off each others clothe… stuff it you all know what happens in a sex scene… CUT!*
scene 13
Electronic Boutique storeroom
davyboy - I hear your 50 gads short
stryke - yeh, who told ya
davyboy - my brother
stryke - oh is that so
davyboy - yeh, he did
stryke - did he
davyboy - well he did
stryke - well good for you
davyboy - yeh I suppose it is
stryke - even better for me
davyboy - well, so it is
stryke - you got that right
davyboy - I sure did
stryke - why dont we stop rambling and talk with proper words
davyboy - I say we do
stryke - ok then. So when am I getting my 50 GADs
davyboy - well we cant get the last 5 but we’ll try
stryke - well, why are you here if you need 5 more
davyboy - good point, I’ll go now
*on the way out davyboy steals 4 games from electronic boutique*
scene 14
GADS warehouse
davyboy - I’m back with the last 5 games
afrojoe - but theres only 4
davyboy - yup that always happens, I call it Elador, whenever I go to get it I dont or I cant win it
mystique - yeh hes tried 5 times, but he cant get it, ever
steelmonkey - well I say we let him have the glory of number 50, and Elador
davyboy - thanks guys, but first can I have someone’s sock before I die
mojojojo - c’mon its not that bad *sniffs up* I’m mistaken. Can I get a sock too
mystique - sorry, but were robots, we only have air freshner built in
davyboy - well thanks for telling me
mystique - I sense sarcasm
davyboy - well duh
mystique - again, sarcasm
davyboy - well, you dont say
mystique - sarcasm in that one too
davyboy - yeh, and im a trillionaire
mystique - please stop using sarcasm
davyboy - oh no, im scared
mystique - its short circuiting my chip boards
davyboy - oh help, my chip boards, aahh
mystique - huflosjhfg fjhgdyf huiithfgf fgieagfpgfew
davyboy - er, whatever she said but with sarcasm
*mystique drops to the floor*
davyboy - does anyone know how to drop to the floor, but with sarcasm
guy off screen - no, and stop killing all are actors
davyboy - oohh big wooop
afrojoe - JUST GET THE DAMMN LAST GAD, PLEASE!
davyboy -sorry. I’ll get on it
afrojoe - and hurry up we’ve only got an hour before next day delivery expires
davyboy - ok, ok I’ll get your stupid GAD. Got it
THE END
*just as the last remaining bit of the screen as the circle gets smaller, afrojoe stops it from closing all up*
afrojoe - wait, wait, wait, hold on MR. writer, why dont you tell it like it really is, like it always is
me - ok, I’ll try
afrojoe - good, I wasn’t on planning for that crummy ending
*the circle opens back up to full size*
afroejoe - thats better
me - ok people, its not over yet get back to positions. And you can blame this overtime on AJ
all - c’mon thats not fair. Lets get AJ
*they all pile on AJ and he becomes crushed*
mojojojo - I feel so much better
davyboy - yup he’s farted again
mojojojo - thats it im killing my self
*with that mojojojo, opens up his skull and takes out his chip and throws it in the lava that came from no where then replies before he breaks down*
mojojojo - theres one more chip that has to go, I probably wont be back
John in really squeaky voice - nnnnnooooooooooooooooo dont leave, nooooooooooohoho, come back, nnnooooooooo dont leave
steelmonkey - where did he come from
davyboy - I dunno but lets kill him, ive killed a few today already, may as well strike again
afroejoe - OK
*they all get knives and start stabbing john
john - aaaahhhhhhhhh
davyboy - well, I feel better
KR - I wonder why I dont speak much in this, anyway I feel better too
davyboy - true, you have not spoke much in this spoof
KR - please can I speak more
me - no so shut up
KR - sorry
steelmonkey - well soon as KR’s not doing anything else. Lets kill him to
*once again they all pile on KR, which only leaves davyboy, steelmonkey, hercules and mystique*
hercules - now what
me - I dunno, im kinda low on ideas soon as it was meant to finish a few lines ago, but I’ll think something up
hercules - good, cos im getting bored
davyboy - can you make a new scene already, my legs are starting to ache
me - hold on a minute, yup I got a great idea
davyboy - so when’s this new scene gonna start, cos im bor…
scene 15
Electronic Boutique
the next day
davyboy - did you have to cut me off like that
me - yes, now get on with the spoof
davyboy - fine
*davyboy and mojojojo walk into strykes’ office*
stryke - I see you have my GADs
davyboy - yes, now we’ll be leaving
stryke - no, I cant let you do that
mojojojo - why not
stryke - because you have memory, of our great 3D title, TETRIS
*davyboy and mojojojo burst out laughing*
davyboy - what, are you nuts, it will never sell
stryke - thats were your wrong. You see in our new adverts we will use mind programing, to control them to buy the full 3D simulator, which is in the price region of, lets say £20000
davyboy - once again selling over priced gaming gear
stryke - and now that you know, ill have to kill you
mojojojo - let my brother go, kill me
stryke - as long as I get to kill someone. Its not fair that you’ve killed so many people already, and you’re the good guys. Grix get him
*Grix gets hold of mojojojo and puts him in the 3D simulator*
stryke - now put it into super boring mode
Grix - no, im sick of taking orders from you, im much higher up in the SR forums, so you should be doing what I say
*Grix then takes mojojojo out of the simulator, and puts in stryke, then starts the machine*
Grix - quick get outa here you two
*davyboy and mojojojo leave before the machine explodes leaving Grix and Stryke dead*
davyboy - wow, Grix is such a hero
mojojojo - yeh
*davyboy and mojojojo, return to davyboy’s house, but are devastated when they find its been burned down*
me - I wonder who could of done that, hehe
THE REAL END
wooo, that took me ages. I hope that was a good read for all you people
I hope so
maybe you will be in my next spoof, you never know
well that was 4,369 words
thats a lot
by the way when I said me, I meant me just if you got confused
gggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........
4369 words and not one of them funny.
LOL.
Here, here Beefcake!
The sooner people stop writing this crap the better!
Here, here Beefcake!
The sooner people stop writing this crap the better!
Lord H wrote:
> gggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........
whats the grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr for
> gggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........
whats the grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr for
aninem wrote:
> Lord H wrote:
> gggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........
>
> whats the grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr for
Um he's practicing his tony the tiger inpression.
They're grrrrrrrreat!
> Lord H wrote:
> gggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........
>
> whats the grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr for
Um he's practicing his tony the tiger inpression.
They're grrrrrrrreat!
Learn comedy, then try again.
Goatboy wrote:
> Learn comedy, then try again.
Exactly. Like beefcake said, 4000 words, not a single one of them funny.
The ggggrrrrrrrrr was me being extremely annoyed with another idiot writing a very poor "spoof" post. These posts are not funny whatsoever.....
> Learn comedy, then try again.
Exactly. Like beefcake said, 4000 words, not a single one of them funny.
The ggggrrrrrrrrr was me being extremely annoyed with another idiot writing a very poor "spoof" post. These posts are not funny whatsoever.....
Yeah, I'd say that sucked. Just a few points to conisder:
1.) Learn to spell.
2.) Learn to spell.
1.) Learn to spell.
2.) Learn to spell.
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