The "Freeola Customer Forum" forum, which includes Retro Game Reviews, has been archived and is now read-only. You cannot post here or create a new thread or review on this forum.
It is said that for the world cup celebration in Japan, that tesco, the local supermakert, is planning on holding the greatest party ever, or is it.
When the last whistle is blown, and the last goal has been scored, tesco will come into action. They claim that in a few weeks after the end of the world cup final, they will bring many products from over 5000 helicopters, that are going to be made entirly out of used tesco shopping bags, and use the traces of dirt people leave behind them after leaving the store as fuel, these helicopters will land in the stadium with the crew of 4 tesco's army men. They have been training for this event for over 100 years, and will take out the contents of the helicopter, which will contain all items found in your local supermarket and spread them to all the crowd that have been watching. To propell these products, they will need a extremely powerful machine, which is why they have made the crappy adverts with the old women, just to collect peoples boredom, from 30 satelites around the globe which have been up there since 1998. Using this boredom theyve converted it into energy, which will allow the people watching to have all the boredom they wasted, back, which will hopefully bring back the joy.
After they have spread there over priced products around, there will be guards surrounding the stadium, that will charge the helpless people for the so called 'free' products they spread arround. This will hopefully get more money to make a good rival for morrisons. to take precautions, as some people may resist, that wont give any money, there will be another 300 helicopters so far up no one notices them that During the match they will release heroin, into the atmosphere so that the people below will become more and more vunerable. If this wasnt enough, in the products they are giving out, there shall be mainly alcholic drinks, which will also make the people cough up more money.
You may think, well this is a big scam, well, its about to get bigger. Tesco have teamed up with halifax to hack into peoples credit cards and find out were all people who own world cup final tickets live, so that they can send trained, mutant grass hoppers, to go into peoples homes without home insurance, and stealy as much as possible.
When some interviewers asked the head of tesco Gary Bungling he simply replied " you many think this a selfish act, but really its helping you get along". Although this isnt simple, we still have no idea what it actually means. Also when we asked head of halifax he replied the exact same words
Sainsburys, also a favourite among the shopping industrie, had also been planning on a attack similar but instead of grass hoppers they were planning on using karate trained monkeys, But had to resist, as tesco threatend to release to the public, that sainsbury milk infact comes from sewer rats, even though they released this information anyway.
So if your going to this world cup final, please wear a gas mask, dont pick up any 'free' items and hire a house sitter (prefferebly not a monkey or grass hopper)
so until the next totaly true report, that is all fact, good bye
(ps sorry for any mistakes i may have made which may make it difficult to read, but, im drunk so you'll have to bear with me)
When the last whistle is blown, and the last goal has been scored, tesco will come into action. They claim that in a few weeks after the end of the world cup final, they will bring many products from over 5000 helicopters, that are going to be made entirly out of used tesco shopping bags, and use the traces of dirt people leave behind them after leaving the store as fuel, these helicopters will land in the stadium with the crew of 4 tesco's army men. They have been training for this event for over 100 years, and will take out the contents of the helicopter, which will contain all items found in your local supermarket and spread them to all the crowd that have been watching. To propell these products, they will need a extremely powerful machine, which is why they have made the crappy adverts with the old women, just to collect peoples boredom, from 30 satelites around the globe which have been up there since 1998. Using this boredom theyve converted it into energy, which will allow the people watching to have all the boredom they wasted, back, which will hopefully bring back the joy.
After they have spread there over priced products around, there will be guards surrounding the stadium, that will charge the helpless people for the so called 'free' products they spread arround. This will hopefully get more money to make a good rival for morrisons. to take precautions, as some people may resist, that wont give any money, there will be another 300 helicopters so far up no one notices them that During the match they will release heroin, into the atmosphere so that the people below will become more and more vunerable. If this wasnt enough, in the products they are giving out, there shall be mainly alcholic drinks, which will also make the people cough up more money.
You may think, well this is a big scam, well, its about to get bigger. Tesco have teamed up with halifax to hack into peoples credit cards and find out were all people who own world cup final tickets live, so that they can send trained, mutant grass hoppers, to go into peoples homes without home insurance, and stealy as much as possible.
When some interviewers asked the head of tesco Gary Bungling he simply replied " you many think this a selfish act, but really its helping you get along". Although this isnt simple, we still have no idea what it actually means. Also when we asked head of halifax he replied the exact same words
Sainsburys, also a favourite among the shopping industrie, had also been planning on a attack similar but instead of grass hoppers they were planning on using karate trained monkeys, But had to resist, as tesco threatend to release to the public, that sainsbury milk infact comes from sewer rats, even though they released this information anyway.
So if your going to this world cup final, please wear a gas mask, dont pick up any 'free' items and hire a house sitter (prefferebly not a monkey or grass hopper)
so until the next totaly true report, that is all fact, good bye
(ps sorry for any mistakes i may have made which may make it difficult to read, but, im drunk so you'll have to bear with me)
There have been no replies to this thread yet.
It is said that for the world cup celebration in Japan, that tesco, the local supermakert, is planning on holding the greatest party ever, or is it.
When the last whistle is blown, and the last goal has been scored, tesco will come into action. They claim that in a few weeks after the end of the world cup final, they will bring many products from over 5000 helicopters, that are going to be made entirly out of used tesco shopping bags, and use the traces of dirt people leave behind them after leaving the store as fuel, these helicopters will land in the stadium with the crew of 4 tesco's army men. They have been training for this event for over 100 years, and will take out the contents of the helicopter, which will contain all items found in your local supermarket and spread them to all the crowd that have been watching. To propell these products, they will need a extremely powerful machine, which is why they have made the crappy adverts with the old women, just to collect peoples boredom, from 30 satelites around the globe which have been up there since 1998. Using this boredom theyve converted it into energy, which will allow the people watching to have all the boredom they wasted, back, which will hopefully bring back the joy.
After they have spread there over priced products around, there will be guards surrounding the stadium, that will charge the helpless people for the so called 'free' products they spread arround. This will hopefully get more money to make a good rival for morrisons. to take precautions, as some people may resist, that wont give any money, there will be another 300 helicopters so far up no one notices them that During the match they will release heroin, into the atmosphere so that the people below will become more and more vunerable. If this wasnt enough, in the products they are giving out, there shall be mainly alcholic drinks, which will also make the people cough up more money.
You may think, well this is a big scam, well, its about to get bigger. Tesco have teamed up with halifax to hack into peoples credit cards and find out were all people who own world cup final tickets live, so that they can send trained, mutant grass hoppers, to go into peoples homes without home insurance, and stealy as much as possible.
When some interviewers asked the head of tesco Gary Bungling he simply replied " you many think this a selfish act, but really its helping you get along". Although this isnt simple, we still have no idea what it actually means. Also when we asked head of halifax he replied the exact same words
Sainsburys, also a favourite among the shopping industrie, had also been planning on a attack similar but instead of grass hoppers they were planning on using karate trained monkeys, But had to resist, as tesco threatend to release to the public, that sainsbury milk infact comes from sewer rats, even though they released this information anyway.
So if your going to this world cup final, please wear a gas mask, dont pick up any 'free' items and hire a house sitter (prefferebly not a monkey or grass hopper)
so until the next totaly true report, that is all fact, good bye
(ps sorry for any mistakes i may have made which may make it difficult to read, but, im drunk so you'll have to bear with me)
When the last whistle is blown, and the last goal has been scored, tesco will come into action. They claim that in a few weeks after the end of the world cup final, they will bring many products from over 5000 helicopters, that are going to be made entirly out of used tesco shopping bags, and use the traces of dirt people leave behind them after leaving the store as fuel, these helicopters will land in the stadium with the crew of 4 tesco's army men. They have been training for this event for over 100 years, and will take out the contents of the helicopter, which will contain all items found in your local supermarket and spread them to all the crowd that have been watching. To propell these products, they will need a extremely powerful machine, which is why they have made the crappy adverts with the old women, just to collect peoples boredom, from 30 satelites around the globe which have been up there since 1998. Using this boredom theyve converted it into energy, which will allow the people watching to have all the boredom they wasted, back, which will hopefully bring back the joy.
After they have spread there over priced products around, there will be guards surrounding the stadium, that will charge the helpless people for the so called 'free' products they spread arround. This will hopefully get more money to make a good rival for morrisons. to take precautions, as some people may resist, that wont give any money, there will be another 300 helicopters so far up no one notices them that During the match they will release heroin, into the atmosphere so that the people below will become more and more vunerable. If this wasnt enough, in the products they are giving out, there shall be mainly alcholic drinks, which will also make the people cough up more money.
You may think, well this is a big scam, well, its about to get bigger. Tesco have teamed up with halifax to hack into peoples credit cards and find out were all people who own world cup final tickets live, so that they can send trained, mutant grass hoppers, to go into peoples homes without home insurance, and stealy as much as possible.
When some interviewers asked the head of tesco Gary Bungling he simply replied " you many think this a selfish act, but really its helping you get along". Although this isnt simple, we still have no idea what it actually means. Also when we asked head of halifax he replied the exact same words
Sainsburys, also a favourite among the shopping industrie, had also been planning on a attack similar but instead of grass hoppers they were planning on using karate trained monkeys, But had to resist, as tesco threatend to release to the public, that sainsbury milk infact comes from sewer rats, even though they released this information anyway.
So if your going to this world cup final, please wear a gas mask, dont pick up any 'free' items and hire a house sitter (prefferebly not a monkey or grass hopper)
so until the next totaly true report, that is all fact, good bye
(ps sorry for any mistakes i may have made which may make it difficult to read, but, im drunk so you'll have to bear with me)