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Behind the scenes at Mario Sunshine
Mario: Are you happy with the amount we are getting paid?
Bowser: Well, to be or not to be that is the question.
Mario: What are you talking about?
Bowser: A, the joys of reciting some of my favourite Shakesperian quotes. But I am happy with the amount of money I have received from My Mimamoto. He is a very pleasant man.
Mario: ???
Miyamoto: Get in character everyone its Showtime!
Bowser: (To Mario) I’m going to beat you up so bad, that you ain’t going to know what has hit you! Was that okay old chap?
Mario: Yes, It was a very gooda…
Behind the scenes at Luigi’s Mansion
Miyamoto: Listen up Luigi, you are going to come in from the left and three ghosts are going to start attacking you. You can’t fight back and you will fall to the fall and ‘Game Over’
Luigi: (In Italian style voice) l I don’t think so. Why have I gotta die, it is a totally stupid. I don’t wanta to do it, if you shoot that bit, you can geta someone elser to do it.
(Luigi walks off in a tantrum)
Miyamoto: Okay. Hey, have we still got Mario’s number?
Behind the Scenes at Resident Evil
Worker: How do you want this door, Shinji?
Mikami: Make it so it really creaks loads. Gamers that buy this must think it is already like this.
Worker: Alright. Wait, there done.
Mikami: Let’s try it out.
(Creeeeeeaaaaaaakkkkkkkk)
Mikami: That works a treat. That’s sure to scare the gamers.
In the Resident Evil make-up studio
Make-up artist: Right, what are you going to be?
Extra: I’m going to be one of the massive zombies.
Make-up artist: Okay. I get my face paints out then…
Extra: Face paints…
(About 4 hours later)
Make-up artist: Finished. Let’s take a look in the mirror, yeah?
Extra: Okay
(A massive mirror is brought over)
Extra: Ahhh, there is a zombie in the mirror…
Make-up artist: That’s you!
Extra: I look well good.
(Walks around in a zombie type way)
(In walks Shinji Mikami)
Mikami: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! A zombie!!!!!
Behind the scenes at MGS2
Snake: How do I work this gun? I seems really complicated, no buttons work!
Kojima: That is because it is a toy one. This is the real thing.
(Kojima hands the tranquilliser to Snake)
Snake: All I have to do is squeeze the trigger, and it will shoot?
Kojima: Yes, but don’t point it anywhere near someone and shoot i…
(Snake pulls the trigger and a tranquilliser dart goes into Kojima)
Snake: Hideo are you okay. Hideo, Hideo stop fooling around, Hideo, H..I..D..E..O!!!
Behind the scenes at Special Reserve.com
Tony: I am trying to think of ways to make the Gameaday offices look better. Got any ideas?
Shroeder: We could re-paint the walls, and give Liquid a GAD.
Brad: Yeah, and bring in some decent chairs.
Snuggly: Great ideas. What about maybe bringing in some kind of decorator.
Tony: They are great ideas, lads. Maybe we…
(Hercules, a fake staff member walks in)
Hercules: Hey everyone. I have brought doughnuts and drinks for everyone. I have got some ideas…
Tony: Who are you?
Hercules: I’m the new staff member.
Tony: No you are not. You think you are. Go away.
(Hercules starts walking to the door with his head down)
Tony: Wait…
(Hercules lifts his head up thinking they want him to stay!)
Tony: Leave the doughnuts and drink on the table….
Liquid
> Lord H has got a small willy, and is stupid and gay.
Christ, how do you know all that? You are good! :-)
You think this is funny? Afterall, I'm only having a laugh at your expense. Grow up.
> The point is that someone spent a long time writing a really good
> post, and someone should not be having a laugh at the expense of that
> person. Shut up Lord H(umongous)!!
Me, Regular. You, Newbie.
Everyone knows I am Lord Humongous. I changed it so it is easier to write.
> You've got to admit that Mr Chainsaw's comments were quite funny.
>
> Lighten up everyone, he was only having a laugh.
Hmmmmmm, Are you Mr Chainsaw's alter-ego?
The point is that someone spent a long time writing a really good post, and someone should not be having a laugh at the expense of that person. Shut up Lord H(umongous)!!
Lighten up everyone, he was only having a laugh.
As for Mr chainsaw, he can go home to his cardboard box on the motorway, and lie awake with pride in the fact he was living up to his life's ambitions in being a complete and utter pr!ck. He is part of the lower crawling depths of humanity, the depraved life-forms who take inane pleasure in dismissing the works of others simply because they can't manage to write anything so good themselves.
Well done again and I really do hope you win a GAD. :)
I don't think this chainsaw character liked it because it didn't have words like willy, bum and gay in it, which he obviously finds amusing.
Keep on posting, have confidence in your posts, and learn that there are people that have no social skills that occasionally spoil things for others.
People that insult others over the internet tend to have trouble making new friends, have little/no luck and confidence with the girls, are self-consious and unhappy with their lives. Pity them, don't let them spread their misery by getting to you!