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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks,
interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists...
Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal
door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the
circumstances. Inside of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a
chair. Kill Her!!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."
The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went into the room.
All was quiet for about five minutes.
Then the man came out with tears in his eyes." I tried, but I can't kill my
wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn.
She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room.
Shots were heard, one shot after another.
They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.
She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said,
"This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the
chair."
Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them
:D
interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists...
Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal
door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the
circumstances. Inside of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a
chair. Kill Her!!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."
The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went into the room.
All was quiet for about five minutes.
Then the man came out with tears in his eyes." I tried, but I can't kill my
wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn.
She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room.
Shots were heard, one shot after another.
They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.
She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said,
"This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the
chair."
Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them
:D
I meant that as shame I've heard it before as it's a good joke...
Just an old one, though I bet it's difficult for anyone to think up new jokes when so many have been told before!
Just an old one, though I bet it's difficult for anyone to think up new jokes when so many have been told before!
ah well can't please everyone I spose
:)
:)
Shame I heard it before...
Excellent stuff!
Smooth.... Like.. The dinosaur.
Nice one AbsoluT Neó.
:-)
:-)
LOL, still funny though.
:D
Argh! Its Mystique! Youre evil, go away! Run everyone run!
*runs*
:D
Argh! Its Mystique! Youre evil, go away! Run everyone run!
*runs*
I think you're supposed to mention that the CIA gave them a gun loaded with blanks in the first place, on purpose.
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks,
interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists...
Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal
door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the
circumstances. Inside of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a
chair. Kill Her!!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."
The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went into the room.
All was quiet for about five minutes.
Then the man came out with tears in his eyes." I tried, but I can't kill my
wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn.
She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room.
Shots were heard, one shot after another.
They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.
She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said,
"This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the
chair."
Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them
:D
interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists...
Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal
door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the
circumstances. Inside of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a
chair. Kill Her!!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."
The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went into the room.
All was quiet for about five minutes.
Then the man came out with tears in his eyes." I tried, but I can't kill my
wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn.
She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room.
Shots were heard, one shot after another.
They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.
She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said,
"This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the
chair."
Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them
:D