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Dogs nationwide were today celebrating upon hearing that Pedigree Masterfoods were going to scrap the 'Indognia' name and re-brand all of their products with it's original name 'Pedigree Chum'.
Apparently sales fell quite sharply when the new name was revealed 6 months ago, but directors didn't wish to make a sudden U-turn, and were confident that sales would pick up. Unfortunately for then this never happened, and directors were today left red-faced upon making the announcement. 6 Months ago they stated that 'Indognia' would be the name to take the company into the 21st century, but the only way the company has been going since is down.
We went out into the streets to poll local dogs about thier feelings on this matter:
Peter, a Great Dane from Doncaster was thoroughly pleased upon hearing the news "This is our greatesty victory, a real victory for common sense. I sent Pedigree Masterfood countless letters about this name change, and even sent a petition containing over 12000 dog-prints"
Rover, a sausage dog, said "I stopped eatign it when it changed name, I mean 'Indognia' what the hell is that supposed to mean?"
Upon being asked whether he'd return to the brand now, he said "Without doubt"
We tried to get in touch with Fred Basset to get his thoughts regarding this matter, but his reply was of his usual standard of whistful nonsense, best left to Daily Mail readers.
Apparently sales fell quite sharply when the new name was revealed 6 months ago, but directors didn't wish to make a sudden U-turn, and were confident that sales would pick up. Unfortunately for then this never happened, and directors were today left red-faced upon making the announcement. 6 Months ago they stated that 'Indognia' would be the name to take the company into the 21st century, but the only way the company has been going since is down.
We went out into the streets to poll local dogs about thier feelings on this matter:
Peter, a Great Dane from Doncaster was thoroughly pleased upon hearing the news "This is our greatesty victory, a real victory for common sense. I sent Pedigree Masterfood countless letters about this name change, and even sent a petition containing over 12000 dog-prints"
Rover, a sausage dog, said "I stopped eatign it when it changed name, I mean 'Indognia' what the hell is that supposed to mean?"
Upon being asked whether he'd return to the brand now, he said "Without doubt"
We tried to get in touch with Fred Basset to get his thoughts regarding this matter, but his reply was of his usual standard of whistful nonsense, best left to Daily Mail readers.
Bad luck man, if yuor at home now take part in my survey down the page a bit about a new lifestyle i could take up.
Jimmy Duck wrote:
> Meka on a roll today that two great posts i've read of his.
Cheers JD, as I can't post from work anymore I'm trying to make the best of it when I'm at home.
> Meka on a roll today that two great posts i've read of his.
Cheers JD, as I can't post from work anymore I'm trying to make the best of it when I'm at home.
Meka on a roll today that two great posts i've read of his.
Dogs nationwide were today celebrating upon hearing that Pedigree Masterfoods were going to scrap the 'Indognia' name and re-brand all of their products with it's original name 'Pedigree Chum'.
Apparently sales fell quite sharply when the new name was revealed 6 months ago, but directors didn't wish to make a sudden U-turn, and were confident that sales would pick up. Unfortunately for then this never happened, and directors were today left red-faced upon making the announcement. 6 Months ago they stated that 'Indognia' would be the name to take the company into the 21st century, but the only way the company has been going since is down.
We went out into the streets to poll local dogs about thier feelings on this matter:
Peter, a Great Dane from Doncaster was thoroughly pleased upon hearing the news "This is our greatesty victory, a real victory for common sense. I sent Pedigree Masterfood countless letters about this name change, and even sent a petition containing over 12000 dog-prints"
Rover, a sausage dog, said "I stopped eatign it when it changed name, I mean 'Indognia' what the hell is that supposed to mean?"
Upon being asked whether he'd return to the brand now, he said "Without doubt"
We tried to get in touch with Fred Basset to get his thoughts regarding this matter, but his reply was of his usual standard of whistful nonsense, best left to Daily Mail readers.
Apparently sales fell quite sharply when the new name was revealed 6 months ago, but directors didn't wish to make a sudden U-turn, and were confident that sales would pick up. Unfortunately for then this never happened, and directors were today left red-faced upon making the announcement. 6 Months ago they stated that 'Indognia' would be the name to take the company into the 21st century, but the only way the company has been going since is down.
We went out into the streets to poll local dogs about thier feelings on this matter:
Peter, a Great Dane from Doncaster was thoroughly pleased upon hearing the news "This is our greatesty victory, a real victory for common sense. I sent Pedigree Masterfood countless letters about this name change, and even sent a petition containing over 12000 dog-prints"
Rover, a sausage dog, said "I stopped eatign it when it changed name, I mean 'Indognia' what the hell is that supposed to mean?"
Upon being asked whether he'd return to the brand now, he said "Without doubt"
We tried to get in touch with Fred Basset to get his thoughts regarding this matter, but his reply was of his usual standard of whistful nonsense, best left to Daily Mail readers.