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2: Reduce the rating to a 12, thus removing any credibility of the film from the outset, given the ferocity of the original. Add a stupid kid (for the kids) and annoying sidekicks (with large doses of political correctness). Include a scene where the kid walks up to a Robot sentry that ACTUALLY ALLOWS THE KID TO OPEN IT’S CIRCUIT ACCESS PANEL, PLUG IN A LAPTOP AND ALTER IT’S PROGRAMMING WITHOUT SHOOTING THE LITTLE MADAM. Add stupid new gadgets for main protagonist (different “actor” to boot) and for merchandising purposes. Everyone gets shot in the leg a lot.
3: Again reduce the rating so that any adult humour is unachievable and add a bloke, who can’t speak properly, to amuse the simpletons. Simplify the characters to their basest levels. A big bloke who does funny strong things, a quiet women who shouts loudly to highly comedic effect, a rebel who hilariously rebels and some bloke who makes “funny noises”. The next film is subtitled: Kid cops in Academy High do make some weak jokes about having to use special water pistols and chocolate handcuffs one of them will fall over a lot and one of them is called "stupid noises junior" 69.
4: Introduce the most annoying character EVER to grace our consciousness. Even Scrappy Do would refuse to hang out with this Shrub Rocketeer.
5: Repeat the original scene for scene, then kill big fish by getting it to eat electricity!!??!!
6: Add Rick Moranis.
Answers on a postcard please, unless anyone can think of an easier way of replying.
100% or 6/6, by the football managers scale that's almost full marks...
2: Robocop 3?
3: Police Academy x?
4: Star Wars 1?
5: Jaws 4?
6: Little Shop of Horrors?
2: Reduce the rating to a 12, thus removing any credibility of the film from the outset, given the ferocity of the original. Add a stupid kid (for the kids) and annoying sidekicks (with large doses of political correctness). Include a scene where the kid walks up to a Robot sentry that ACTUALLY ALLOWS THE KID TO OPEN IT’S CIRCUIT ACCESS PANEL, PLUG IN A LAPTOP AND ALTER IT’S PROGRAMMING WITHOUT SHOOTING THE LITTLE MADAM. Add stupid new gadgets for main protagonist (different “actor” to boot) and for merchandising purposes. Everyone gets shot in the leg a lot.
3: Again reduce the rating so that any adult humour is unachievable and add a bloke, who can’t speak properly, to amuse the simpletons. Simplify the characters to their basest levels. A big bloke who does funny strong things, a quiet women who shouts loudly to highly comedic effect, a rebel who hilariously rebels and some bloke who makes “funny noises”. The next film is subtitled: Kid cops in Academy High do make some weak jokes about having to use special water pistols and chocolate handcuffs one of them will fall over a lot and one of them is called "stupid noises junior" 69.
4: Introduce the most annoying character EVER to grace our consciousness. Even Scrappy Do would refuse to hang out with this Shrub Rocketeer.
5: Repeat the original scene for scene, then kill big fish by getting it to eat electricity!!??!!
6: Add Rick Moranis.
Answers on a postcard please, unless anyone can think of an easier way of replying.