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"Conspiracy Theories"

I had a cabbie the other day who informed me that the World Cup is run and riged by the gambling community. What other mentalists do you know?

Some complete Muppet tried to convince me that, you won't believe it, that Wrestling is fixed. I can believe it of Horse Racing and Snooker and possibly Darts but not the noblest of Sports Entertainment.

That said, I can't find any bookies in the vicinity who are willing to let me place a bet on it. How strange.

Another ridiculous theory was the "How to get the last callers telephone number, secret code". He insisted that you can simply obtain the last person to phone you's telephone number by typing in a special government encrypted code "1471". So if the Queen rings you up, you can nab her number!

The worst consipiracy I've encountered is called PAYE. Each week this top secret orginisation syphon huge amounts of money out of my account when I get paid. The leader is code named "Taxman".

Rosalind wrote:
> I have a friend who thinks that the world is rum by lizard people in
> disguise.

Every one knows it is run bye White Mice ;0)

I have met a few freaks in my time.

One guy was convinced that Burger King put microchips in their Burgers that told the people behind the counter whether you had been to a Burger King recently or not.

If you hadn't been for a long time then they serve you one of their special great tasting Burgers.

Hense B.K. always tastes better if you havn't been for a while.

I have a friend who thinks that the world is rum by lizard people in disguise.

Ant wrote:
> I know Goatboy said he met a guy who thought he was an alien...if I'm
> right, Goatboy was almost inclined to believe him. I'd like to here
> the story again, as it was rather interesting. Haven't seen him around
> much lately though.

You sure you're not thinking of his review on the movie K-Pax?

Ant wrote:
> I know Goatboy said he met a guy who thought he was an alien...if I'm
> right, Goatboy was almost inclined to believe him. I'd like to here
> the story again, as it was rather interesting. Haven't seen him around
> much lately though.

Hope he is ok... he wasn't having the best of times last time he was posting.

http://ukchatforums.reserve.co.uk/ archive/display_messages.php?threadid=20851&forumid=293

Right, which one of you is Iain Softly?

I know Goatboy said he met a guy who thought he was an alien...if I'm right, Goatboy was almost inclined to believe him. I'd like to here the story again, as it was rather interesting. Haven't seen him around much lately though.

monkey_man wrote:

What other mentalists do you know?

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Made me laugh

davyboy wrote:
> hmmmmmmm bull locks springs to mind, it has been very unpredictable
> this WorldCup had it been Cricket could have understood cause that
> much we know already

WTF!?