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I got the biggest fright ever... it's okay, not dead.
That's all
That's all
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Tiltawhirl wrote:
> A bird flew into my mates cars windscreen, we where on the motorway
> doing about 95 and kablam bird blood everywhere....which was nice
SPEEDING!!!!!!!!!!!! SPEEDING I TELL YOU!!!!! PHONE THE POLICE! HE'S A DANGER TO SOCIETY! AND HE'S A MURDERER! HE KILLED A BIRD! *resumes natural composure*
> A bird flew into my mates cars windscreen, we where on the motorway
> doing about 95 and kablam bird blood everywhere....which was nice
SPEEDING!!!!!!!!!!!! SPEEDING I TELL YOU!!!!! PHONE THE POLICE! HE'S A DANGER TO SOCIETY! AND HE'S A MURDERER! HE KILLED A BIRD! *resumes natural composure*
I remember in Science last year that this massive bird when SMACK, straight into the massive window at the side of the room!
It was funny, and everyone sat by that window jumped out of their skin.
I also know someone who reckons he got up in the middle of the night and killed this bird outside his window with a stick. And all because it was annoying him! No-one beieves him though, or has any idea what he's on!!
It was funny, and everyone sat by that window jumped out of their skin.
I also know someone who reckons he got up in the middle of the night and killed this bird outside his window with a stick. And all because it was annoying him! No-one beieves him though, or has any idea what he's on!!
A bird flew into my mates cars windscreen, we where on the motorway doing about 95 and kablam bird blood everywhere....which was nice
You are all bad liers, ya know
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A bird flew into my shop about a month ago. Did a few circuits of the aisles, scared some old people, perched on the sweets shelves near the mars bars, then flew back through the door with a bit of persuasion..
-sung by Ivor Cutler, no instruments, just him, a scottish bloke, singing-
A bird was flying through the air
I rose to my feet and caught its bony leg between my finger and my thumb
It snapped my arm at the wrist
I hadn't on my specs, and didn't realise it was an eagle.
Eagle, Eagle, bring back my hand, bring back my hand which you snapped at the wrist
"No" he chirped "I'm an eagle. Do you really expect a different reply?"
I said: "No"
"Oh alright, here's your stupid hand. My fledglings have all your LP's, they thing you're cool"
I said: "Thanks a lot eagle, tell the kids I'll put you in my next Album..."
A bird was flying through the air
I rose to my feet and caught its bony leg between my finger and my thumb
It snapped my arm at the wrist
I hadn't on my specs, and didn't realise it was an eagle.
Eagle, Eagle, bring back my hand, bring back my hand which you snapped at the wrist
"No" he chirped "I'm an eagle. Do you really expect a different reply?"
I said: "No"
"Oh alright, here's your stupid hand. My fledglings have all your LP's, they thing you're cool"
I said: "Thanks a lot eagle, tell the kids I'll put you in my next Album..."
On one occasion a bird flew into my room, probably down from the loft, but anyway it was so scared it crapped all over my bed, i was well pi$sed off.
FINE then you german j/k
Yeah Just Keep Laughing You Ugly Pawnstar
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