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Prom sucked masss
I ended up looking cool when I was drunk, drank bit too much Guinesse
Friend was sick out car window whilst driving so vomit was on car and all over streets... we got there late and neds starting talking to me as we were waiting for speech to finish... funnily enough I think they liked me. There were only a few spare seats and we got split and I ended up sitting with mate and 6th year girls... who looked fantastic I might add. That was fun and my James Bond charm was going well until I couldn't cut my chicken as it kept slipping and mate looked like he was going to be sick. I then took the longest pee in history and 'mingled' with people... then a crap band came ona nd played all bop polllocks and Gay Gordons which somehow I ended up on the dancefloor with somebody I didn't know leading me because I kept slipping. Then mates all left me for a fag and I joined a queue not knowing what it was, so I got ended up getting picture taken with people I didn't know :)
Then I took off all the suit crap and requested some songs including Rock the Casbar by The Clash but they didn't know it because they sucked.
Then I started to sober up and it was boring, kept on getting asked to dance but couldn't be bothered, everyone disappeared somewhere and I ended up talking to head master, which I got away with but shouldn't have. Top button flew off and that was gay. Midges ate me alive oustide... boring boring got bus back to school and we were meant to crash party, then we walked home and I lost friends and I don't know where they went.
Head hurts, bye.
One came up to me today and said, "you wont me tae se' ma dug arun' you"
I replied with, "Not really, se' it arun' yoursel'"
I didn't even get hit.
Brilliant!
> I ended up looking cool when I was drunk
Or so you thought when you were drunk ;)