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Here's a bunch of stuff that's in my head. I reckon if I get it out onto the screen, it'll stop clogging me up.
I'm not asking anyone to read any of it, but you're welcome to if you wish:
Who would win in a fight between a gang of monkeys and a gang of tigers? I reckon it would depend on the environment in which the battle took place. In an open arena I would expect the tigers to tear the monkeys apart, but if it took place in the naturla environment of the monkey, amongst the trees, I think that the monkeys would be in with a chance. They could get where the tigers couldn't reach them, and maybe throw fruit onto their heads.
Why do we get itches, and why, when we think about them can we feel more? Bet you're thinking about scratching an itch right now...?
Do stupid people think stupid thoughts? You know the type, they work in that local garage, and look at you blankly when you say you're on pump number 4. But are they so backwards on the outside because they're genuinely dumb, or do they think the most amazing things, and just cannot get them out? Maybe when they go "fank you" they actually wanted to say something else, but just can't do it.
I can almost feel a gap in my head now. Maybe I'm getting a headache though.
Whatever became of Peter Andre? I reckon he went into Australian politics.
Nintendo burn off my face! The world was today in shock when young Teddy Tedwin from Teddington claimed that his Nintendo Gamecube burnt his face off. Teddy, who now wears a knitted purple mask, claims he was playing Super Zelda Adventure SurfQuest when his Gamecube emitted a jet of flames, burning young Teddy's face off. Teddy refused to remove his mask, claiming that "the hurt would hurt too much". His mother added "Teddy's lies made baby Jesus cry."
Dogs today were in uproar when it was announced that Pedigree Chum would be renamed as "Indognia". The new name is said to present a brave 21st century image, leading to a greater market share. Poochy, a basset-hound from Slough said "It's ridiculous. I've been eating Pedigree Chum since I was a puppy, and there's nothing wrong with the name.. It's merely change for changes sake, and I'll petition them to change it back"
I think that will do for now.
I'm not asking anyone to read any of it, but you're welcome to if you wish:
Who would win in a fight between a gang of monkeys and a gang of tigers? I reckon it would depend on the environment in which the battle took place. In an open arena I would expect the tigers to tear the monkeys apart, but if it took place in the naturla environment of the monkey, amongst the trees, I think that the monkeys would be in with a chance. They could get where the tigers couldn't reach them, and maybe throw fruit onto their heads.
Why do we get itches, and why, when we think about them can we feel more? Bet you're thinking about scratching an itch right now...?
Do stupid people think stupid thoughts? You know the type, they work in that local garage, and look at you blankly when you say you're on pump number 4. But are they so backwards on the outside because they're genuinely dumb, or do they think the most amazing things, and just cannot get them out? Maybe when they go "fank you" they actually wanted to say something else, but just can't do it.
I can almost feel a gap in my head now. Maybe I'm getting a headache though.
Whatever became of Peter Andre? I reckon he went into Australian politics.
Nintendo burn off my face! The world was today in shock when young Teddy Tedwin from Teddington claimed that his Nintendo Gamecube burnt his face off. Teddy, who now wears a knitted purple mask, claims he was playing Super Zelda Adventure SurfQuest when his Gamecube emitted a jet of flames, burning young Teddy's face off. Teddy refused to remove his mask, claiming that "the hurt would hurt too much". His mother added "Teddy's lies made baby Jesus cry."
Dogs today were in uproar when it was announced that Pedigree Chum would be renamed as "Indognia". The new name is said to present a brave 21st century image, leading to a greater market share. Poochy, a basset-hound from Slough said "It's ridiculous. I've been eating Pedigree Chum since I was a puppy, and there's nothing wrong with the name.. It's merely change for changes sake, and I'll petition them to change it back"
I think that will do for now.
Meka Dragon wrote:
> Why do we get itches, and why, when we think about them can we feel
> more? Bet you're thinking about scratching an itch right now...?
DAMN YOU!!
*scratches*
> Why do we get itches, and why, when we think about them can we feel
> more? Bet you're thinking about scratching an itch right now...?
DAMN YOU!!
*scratches*
They're little seaside treat type rock lobsters.
It's better than having crabs.
And Mr Happy, I might be able to do some news when I make a bit more room in my head to think of new stuff. Even though this doesn't make scientific sense, it's a mental stumbling block.
It's better than having crabs.
And Mr Happy, I might be able to do some news when I make a bit more room in my head to think of new stuff. Even though this doesn't make scientific sense, it's a mental stumbling block.
Meka Dragon wrote:
>
> Why do we get itches, and why, when we think about them can we feel
> more? Bet you're thinking about scratching an itch right now...?
You're right - it was just on my left shoulder - spooky !
>
> Why do we get itches, and why, when we think about them can we feel
> more? Bet you're thinking about scratching an itch right now...?
You're right - it was just on my left shoulder - spooky !
Last two paragraphs are geniusness...
Write another piece of "news" in FOG chat.. go on you know you want to :-)
Write another piece of "news" in FOG chat.. go on you know you want to :-)
Is that lobsters from Rock in Cornwall? Or lobsters made of sugary seaside treats with the name of the place written through them? Or igneous lobsters? The second is OK, the others, you better start worrying.
The only lobsters in my head are rock lobsters. As in lobsters of ROCK.
Right, I feel like I'm in my element here....
Meka Dragon wrote:
> Here's a bunch of stuff that's in my head. I reckon if I get it out
> onto the screen, it'll stop clogging me up.
Don't bet on it. The vacuum left behine will attract micro-lobsters who will lay eggs in all the gaps, and before long, you'll have a whole community of sentient microscopic crustacea living in your head.
>
> I'm not asking anyone to read any of it, but you're welcome to if you
> wish:
Cheers.
> Who would win in a fight between a gang of monkeys and a gang of
> tigers?
Obviously the monkeys. They'd be safe inside their monkey balls, and could wait until the tigers tire themselves out, before emerging and riding the tigers around like shetland ponies with teeth and stripes. Have you never seen a monkey gymkhana? Those tigers don't grow on trees you know.
> Why do we get itches, and why, when we think about them can we feel
> more? Bet you're thinking about scratching an itch right now...?
No, my years of meditation on top of Tibetan mountains allow me to transcend the body and exist in a state of pure spirit. Where itches can't get to me and I can throw rotten fruit and rie crispies at them.
> Do stupid people think stupid thoughts? You know the type, they work
> in that local garage, and look at you blankly when you say you're on
> pump number 4. But are they so backwards on the outside because
> they're genuinely dumb, or do they think the most amazing things, and
> just cannot get them out? Maybe when they go "fank you" they
> actually wanted to say something else, but just can't do it.
You might actually be onto something here. This could be extended to people in comas, who aren't actually vegetabalised, but are just lazy and thinking a lot. Not to mention quadraplegics, as publicised on Brasseye.
> I can almost feel a gap in my head now. Maybe I'm getting a headache
> though.
See, told you about the lobsters.
> Whatever became of Peter Andre? I reckon he went into Australian
> politics.
He was blasted into space in 1999 as one of Australia's Millenium projects. He's currently approaching Mars, where's going to land on the surface, just to prove that there's no intelligent life on the planet.
> Nintendo burn off my face! The world was today in shock when young
> Teddy Tedwin from Teddington claimed that his Nintendo Gamecube burnt
> his face off. Teddy, who now wears a knitted purple mask, claims he
> was playing Super Zelda Adventure SurfQuest when his Gamecube emitted
> a jet of flames, burning young Teddy's face off. Teddy refused to
> remove his mask, claiming that "the hurt would hurt too
> much". His mother added "Teddy's lies made baby Jesus
> cry."
See, Nintendo for kids? Bah. It's for adrenaline junkies - the console Russian roulette if you will.
> I think that will do for now.
Quite.
Meka Dragon wrote:
> Here's a bunch of stuff that's in my head. I reckon if I get it out
> onto the screen, it'll stop clogging me up.
Don't bet on it. The vacuum left behine will attract micro-lobsters who will lay eggs in all the gaps, and before long, you'll have a whole community of sentient microscopic crustacea living in your head.
>
> I'm not asking anyone to read any of it, but you're welcome to if you
> wish:
Cheers.
> Who would win in a fight between a gang of monkeys and a gang of
> tigers?
Obviously the monkeys. They'd be safe inside their monkey balls, and could wait until the tigers tire themselves out, before emerging and riding the tigers around like shetland ponies with teeth and stripes. Have you never seen a monkey gymkhana? Those tigers don't grow on trees you know.
> Why do we get itches, and why, when we think about them can we feel
> more? Bet you're thinking about scratching an itch right now...?
No, my years of meditation on top of Tibetan mountains allow me to transcend the body and exist in a state of pure spirit. Where itches can't get to me and I can throw rotten fruit and rie crispies at them.
> Do stupid people think stupid thoughts? You know the type, they work
> in that local garage, and look at you blankly when you say you're on
> pump number 4. But are they so backwards on the outside because
> they're genuinely dumb, or do they think the most amazing things, and
> just cannot get them out? Maybe when they go "fank you" they
> actually wanted to say something else, but just can't do it.
You might actually be onto something here. This could be extended to people in comas, who aren't actually vegetabalised, but are just lazy and thinking a lot. Not to mention quadraplegics, as publicised on Brasseye.
> I can almost feel a gap in my head now. Maybe I'm getting a headache
> though.
See, told you about the lobsters.
> Whatever became of Peter Andre? I reckon he went into Australian
> politics.
He was blasted into space in 1999 as one of Australia's Millenium projects. He's currently approaching Mars, where's going to land on the surface, just to prove that there's no intelligent life on the planet.
> Nintendo burn off my face! The world was today in shock when young
> Teddy Tedwin from Teddington claimed that his Nintendo Gamecube burnt
> his face off. Teddy, who now wears a knitted purple mask, claims he
> was playing Super Zelda Adventure SurfQuest when his Gamecube emitted
> a jet of flames, burning young Teddy's face off. Teddy refused to
> remove his mask, claiming that "the hurt would hurt too
> much". His mother added "Teddy's lies made baby Jesus
> cry."
See, Nintendo for kids? Bah. It's for adrenaline junkies - the console Russian roulette if you will.
> I think that will do for now.
Quite.
Is that a Simpsons quote I see :0)
I enjoyed reading that actually, very good. Especially the last two paragraphs.
I enjoyed reading that actually, very good. Especially the last two paragraphs.
lol
Here's a bunch of stuff that's in my head. I reckon if I get it out onto the screen, it'll stop clogging me up.
I'm not asking anyone to read any of it, but you're welcome to if you wish:
Who would win in a fight between a gang of monkeys and a gang of tigers? I reckon it would depend on the environment in which the battle took place. In an open arena I would expect the tigers to tear the monkeys apart, but if it took place in the naturla environment of the monkey, amongst the trees, I think that the monkeys would be in with a chance. They could get where the tigers couldn't reach them, and maybe throw fruit onto their heads.
Why do we get itches, and why, when we think about them can we feel more? Bet you're thinking about scratching an itch right now...?
Do stupid people think stupid thoughts? You know the type, they work in that local garage, and look at you blankly when you say you're on pump number 4. But are they so backwards on the outside because they're genuinely dumb, or do they think the most amazing things, and just cannot get them out? Maybe when they go "fank you" they actually wanted to say something else, but just can't do it.
I can almost feel a gap in my head now. Maybe I'm getting a headache though.
Whatever became of Peter Andre? I reckon he went into Australian politics.
Nintendo burn off my face! The world was today in shock when young Teddy Tedwin from Teddington claimed that his Nintendo Gamecube burnt his face off. Teddy, who now wears a knitted purple mask, claims he was playing Super Zelda Adventure SurfQuest when his Gamecube emitted a jet of flames, burning young Teddy's face off. Teddy refused to remove his mask, claiming that "the hurt would hurt too much". His mother added "Teddy's lies made baby Jesus cry."
Dogs today were in uproar when it was announced that Pedigree Chum would be renamed as "Indognia". The new name is said to present a brave 21st century image, leading to a greater market share. Poochy, a basset-hound from Slough said "It's ridiculous. I've been eating Pedigree Chum since I was a puppy, and there's nothing wrong with the name.. It's merely change for changes sake, and I'll petition them to change it back"
I think that will do for now.
I'm not asking anyone to read any of it, but you're welcome to if you wish:
Who would win in a fight between a gang of monkeys and a gang of tigers? I reckon it would depend on the environment in which the battle took place. In an open arena I would expect the tigers to tear the monkeys apart, but if it took place in the naturla environment of the monkey, amongst the trees, I think that the monkeys would be in with a chance. They could get where the tigers couldn't reach them, and maybe throw fruit onto their heads.
Why do we get itches, and why, when we think about them can we feel more? Bet you're thinking about scratching an itch right now...?
Do stupid people think stupid thoughts? You know the type, they work in that local garage, and look at you blankly when you say you're on pump number 4. But are they so backwards on the outside because they're genuinely dumb, or do they think the most amazing things, and just cannot get them out? Maybe when they go "fank you" they actually wanted to say something else, but just can't do it.
I can almost feel a gap in my head now. Maybe I'm getting a headache though.
Whatever became of Peter Andre? I reckon he went into Australian politics.
Nintendo burn off my face! The world was today in shock when young Teddy Tedwin from Teddington claimed that his Nintendo Gamecube burnt his face off. Teddy, who now wears a knitted purple mask, claims he was playing Super Zelda Adventure SurfQuest when his Gamecube emitted a jet of flames, burning young Teddy's face off. Teddy refused to remove his mask, claiming that "the hurt would hurt too much". His mother added "Teddy's lies made baby Jesus cry."
Dogs today were in uproar when it was announced that Pedigree Chum would be renamed as "Indognia". The new name is said to present a brave 21st century image, leading to a greater market share. Poochy, a basset-hound from Slough said "It's ridiculous. I've been eating Pedigree Chum since I was a puppy, and there's nothing wrong with the name.. It's merely change for changes sake, and I'll petition them to change it back"
I think that will do for now.