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"Ladies and Gentlemen, if I may have your attention please. Tonight the CAW Commissioner STD has ordered a No.1 Contenders match for the CAW Heavyweight Title. This match will be an 11 man Royal Rumble! Leeeeeeeeeettttttsssss get ready to Rumble!"
"The Government Mules music his" Its Jetster! This strange individual will have to be strong here as he has entered this mini Rumble at No.1! Jetster strolls down to the ring and poses for the crowd. Before waiting for his opponent…
"Shhhhaaaaaaaannnnnnneooo!" Here comes the regular guy Shaneo. This guy spends less time in the ring these days and is more of an announcer.
Ding, Ding! Jetster does some more posing but is attacked by Shaneo! Shaneo picks up Jetster lifts his legs up. Jetster is halfway over but is clinging on desperately to the ropes. Jetster lifts his hand up and gives an eye rake to the eyes of Shaneo. Shaneo staggers back clutching his eyes. This gives Jetster time. Jetster runs at Shaneo and nails a bulldog! Jetster is going up top…MONEY MAKER! The buzzer sounds and the countdown begins. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
Its RawisAndy! This guy has recently made a name for himself and will want to make much more of a name for himself tonight! JIMJAMJAJA TO SHANEO, JIMJAMJAHA TO JETSTER! RawisAndy picks up Jetster and throws him over the top rope! RawisAndy picks up Shaneo and…tosses him over the top rope as well! RawisAndy goes underneath the bottom rope and picks up Jetster. He tosses him back into the ring and gives him another JimJamJah and then tosses Jetster out again! RawisAndy gets Shaneo and gives him another JimJamJaha as well and then tosses him out too! Jetster and Shaneo just got humiliated!
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 Deeeeeerrrrrnnn!
I AM A REAL AMERICAN! Its Crusher! Crusher runs to the ring in no fear of RawisAndy and the two begin slugging it out. RawisAndy gets the upperhand and hits a hard right hand to Crusher who staggers back. RawisAndy then runs at Crusher looking to eliminate him…but Crusher shoulder lifts RawisAndy over the top! No RawisAndy held on and Crusher hasn't seen it! RawisAndy is now going up top…Missile Dropkick! Crusher wonders what hit him! RawisAndy sends Crusher to the corner where he begins hitting hard right and left hands.
The Countdown begins again and we wait the arrival of the next competitor. Deeeerrrrrnnnnnn. Its Longy! Longy was the first ever CAW Champion. Maybe he can win this and go on to win the Title. Longy runs down to the ring and immediately starts helping RawisAndy to pummel Crusher in the corner. Longy and RawisAndy pick up Crusher and try to throw him out. But Crusher holds onto the top rope and crawls back into the ring! RawisAndy and Longy see this though and start stomping on Crusher. Longy finally picks up Crusher and tosses him into the ropes…Double Clothesline to Crusher! Crusher gets up again but gets Superkicked to the face by Longy!
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…The lights dim and strobe lighting appears. Its Kid Rock! Longy's Tag Partner! Longy finishes with Crusher and then moves on RawisAndy as he clotheslines him down! I thought these two was on the same page with each other?! Longy then starts stomping on RawisAndy. Now comes Kid Rock, he joins Longy and starts beating the stuffing out of RawisAndy! Crusher is up and grabs Longy, spins him round and a DDT! Kid Rock goes to punch Crusher, but Crusher ducks and pulls down Kid Rock, that’s Edge's move, Edge-o-cution! Everyone is down but Crusher who grabs RawisAndy and tries to hoist him over the top rope, but Crusher just can't push him right over…LOW BLOW, LOW BLOW! RawisAndy just hit Crusher with his foot where the sun doesn't even think about shining. Crusher staggers back and Longy clothesline's Crusher over the top rope! Crusher is furious and slams his fists on the ring. A sly smile forms across Longy's face and turns round to get a JIMJAMJAHA!
The Buzzer sounds again and…"IM A CABBAGE MAN, CABBAGE MAN" Well the music says it all out comes the strange figure of The Cabbage Man! Cabbage Man tries to run down to the ring, but trips up over his suit! Meanwhile back in the ring Longy is down and Kid Rock is showing signs of getting up. RawisAndy is strolling round the ring like a tough SOB after giving Longy the JimJamJaha! RawisAndy sees Cabbage Man on the floor and goes underneath the bottom rope (out only if over TOP rope) and grabs a chair and walks over to Cabbage Man…SMACK! That Cabbage head must be hurting badly now, wait a minute…SMACK, AGAIN! That thunderous sound echoes through the arena once again as Cabbage Man gets a second chair shot from RawisAndy.
RawisAndy finally leaves the Cabbage Man alone after a brutal attack and slides back into the ring. RawisAndy goes over to Kid Rock and grabs him by the hair, but Kid Rock rakes RawisAndys eyes and then throws him into the ropes…Longy pulls the top rope down and RawisAndy goes over the top! But wait, RawisAndy holds on and flips back onto the Top Rock and nails a Top Rope Clothesline to Kid Rock! Longy runs over to RawisAndy and knocks him down with a Clothesline. Longy sends RawisAndy to a corner where he begins pummelling RawisAndy in the face. The Crowd are getting behind Longy and counting the punches of Longy to RawisAndy…7…8…9…POWERBOMB! RawisAndy just Powerbombed Longy!
Deeeeerrrrrrnnnnnn! The Buzzer sounds and "RkS music hits" Its RkS! This guy is a powerful individual and will be hard to get out given his size and weight. RkS makes his impact as soon as he gets near to the ring by giving Cabbage Man who is still down from 2 Chair shots by RawisAndy! RkS picks him up and nails a Falling Powerbomb! Falling Powerbomb! Cabbage Man hasn't even got to the ring yet! RkS gets into the ring and Kid Rock who is now up runs towards RkS…BIG BOOT! Smack! Kid Rock got such impact he has toppled over the top rope and is out! RawisAndy turns round and…SMACK. The hand clamps around RawisAndys neck…CHOKESLAM…BOOM! The whole ring shakes, as RawisAndy is Chokeslammed by RkS! Longy is showing signs of getting up as he grabs onto a rope to pull himself up. RkS simply looks round at the carnage and then picks up Longy and takes him to the corner. RkS then starts hitting hard right and left hands into the chest of Longy.
Deeeeeeerrrrrrnnn! "The Four Elements…Elements" Its Mouldy Cheese! Mouldy runs over immediately to Cabbage Man who is just getting up and locks on The Mouldmission! The Cabbage Man is screaming in pain and taps repeatedly on the ground. Finally Referee's come to pull Mouldy Cheese off, but Cheese just scares them away with a Chair! "Watch out Cheese," says The King. RkS goes underneath the bottom rope and runs at Mouldy Cheese who hasn't seen the "Big Man". WHAM! RkS juts about takes Cheese's head of with a Clothesline! RkS gets back into the ring where RawisAndy and Longy are stirring. RawisAndy gets up first and looks at RkS getting back into the ring. RawisAndy runs towards RkS and hits a Dropkick, and another, and another, until RkS finally goes down! RawisAndy picks up Longy and begins hitting hard right and left hands, Longy reverses one though and begins the attack on RawisAndy. Look out! Here comes RkS…Double Clothesline over the top rope to RawisAndy and Longy! But RawisAndy hangs on and slides back into the ring. Longy isn't so fortunate. He is out! RkS sees RawisAndy back in and begins stomping away at him. Mouldy Cheese, who is now up picks up The Cabbage Man and heads down to the rig with him. Maybe Cabbage Man can officially enter this competition now?!
5…4…3…2…1! Deeeeeeerrrrrnnnn! A Block of Ice appears on the Titan Tron and out comes Ice Blaster! This cool man is tipped for success in the future. Back in the ring Mouldy Cheese who is just getting into the ring with The Cabbage Man chucks him over the top rope as soon as he enters, He was out cold he was bound to go out! RkS leaves alone RawisAndy and Clothesline's Mouldy Cheese over the top rope! That serves him right. Ice Blaster enters the ring and goes up top…RawisAndy pulls down RkS amazingly and Ice Blaster hits The Moonsault! RawisAndy now grabs hold of Ice Blaster and nails a JimJamJaha! Ice Blaster staggers back and goes over the top rope. He is out too!
So who is going to be the last competitor? Deeerrrrrrrnnnn! The Raaaaaaaaaattttttt! A thunderous cheer echoes through the arena as The Rat enters the Mini Rumble as the last man! The Rat takes his time in getting to the ring and lets RkS and RawisAndy slug it out for a bit. RawisAndy is stomping away at RkS, in payback for when he did it to him. RawisAndy entered the Rumble at number 3 and has come a long way. The Rat finally gets to the ring and grabs hold of RkS for RawisAndy. RawisAndy goes to Superkick RkS but RkS ducks at RawisAndy it’s the Rat right in the chops! RkS Clothesline's RawisAndy down and then grabs The Rat. Headbutt by RkS to the Rat, Ouch! The Rat clutches his head and staggers back, very dangerously close to the ropes. RkS grabs The Rats legs and tries to throw him out…But RawisAndy hits a hard right hand to the back of RkS's head. RawisAndy then turns round The Rat and takes him to a corner where he slams The Rat's head into the Turnbuckle, repeatidly! Low Blow though by The Rat and RawisAndy jumps around and clutching the thing where the sun doesn't even think about shining! RkS sees RawisAndy's back too him and nails a Backdrop! RkS goes over to The Rat who rakes RkS's eyes. The Rat then runs towards RkS who is near the ropes runs towards him with his arm out…But RkS lifts The Rat over his shoulder and The Rat falls over the top rope and is out!
Its between RawisAndy and RkS now. RkS and RawisAndy stare at each other menacingly. RawisAndy tells RkS to bring it on and RkS does so and starts slugging it out with RawisAndy. RkS gets the upperhand and blocks a punch, kicks him in the chest…POWER…No, Facebuster by RawisAndy! RawisAndy then picks RkS and throws him into the ropes…RkS blocks the Clothesline attempt and tries to throw RawisAndy out RawisAndy goes over the top, but only one foot touches the floor and RawisAndy has his hand the top rope! RkS celebrates thinking he has won! Here comes RawisAndy who turns round RkS and…JIMJAMJAHA! RawisAndy then throws RkS over the top Rope! RawisAndy has won the Mini Rumble! From number 3 too!
RawisAndy celebrates with the crowd and knows he is going on to face The Caw Heavyweight Champion, The Psychiatrist at SRW Freefall for that title!
Order of Entry
Jetster
Shaneo
RawisAndy
Crusher
Longy
Kid Rock
Cabbage Man
RkS
Mouldy Cheese
Ice Blaster
The Rat
Order of Elimination
Jetster
Shaneo
Crusher
Kid Rock
Longy
Cabbage Man
Mouldy Cheese
Ice Blaster
The Rat
RkS
Winner: RawisAndy
Thanks for Reading
Scott
"The Government Mules music his" Its Jetster! This strange individual will have to be strong here as he has entered this mini Rumble at No.1! Jetster strolls down to the ring and poses for the crowd. Before waiting for his opponent…
"Shhhhaaaaaaaannnnnnneooo!" Here comes the regular guy Shaneo. This guy spends less time in the ring these days and is more of an announcer.
Ding, Ding! Jetster does some more posing but is attacked by Shaneo! Shaneo picks up Jetster lifts his legs up. Jetster is halfway over but is clinging on desperately to the ropes. Jetster lifts his hand up and gives an eye rake to the eyes of Shaneo. Shaneo staggers back clutching his eyes. This gives Jetster time. Jetster runs at Shaneo and nails a bulldog! Jetster is going up top…MONEY MAKER! The buzzer sounds and the countdown begins. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
Its RawisAndy! This guy has recently made a name for himself and will want to make much more of a name for himself tonight! JIMJAMJAJA TO SHANEO, JIMJAMJAHA TO JETSTER! RawisAndy picks up Jetster and throws him over the top rope! RawisAndy picks up Shaneo and…tosses him over the top rope as well! RawisAndy goes underneath the bottom rope and picks up Jetster. He tosses him back into the ring and gives him another JimJamJah and then tosses Jetster out again! RawisAndy gets Shaneo and gives him another JimJamJaha as well and then tosses him out too! Jetster and Shaneo just got humiliated!
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 Deeeeeerrrrrnnn!
I AM A REAL AMERICAN! Its Crusher! Crusher runs to the ring in no fear of RawisAndy and the two begin slugging it out. RawisAndy gets the upperhand and hits a hard right hand to Crusher who staggers back. RawisAndy then runs at Crusher looking to eliminate him…but Crusher shoulder lifts RawisAndy over the top! No RawisAndy held on and Crusher hasn't seen it! RawisAndy is now going up top…Missile Dropkick! Crusher wonders what hit him! RawisAndy sends Crusher to the corner where he begins hitting hard right and left hands.
The Countdown begins again and we wait the arrival of the next competitor. Deeeerrrrrnnnnnn. Its Longy! Longy was the first ever CAW Champion. Maybe he can win this and go on to win the Title. Longy runs down to the ring and immediately starts helping RawisAndy to pummel Crusher in the corner. Longy and RawisAndy pick up Crusher and try to throw him out. But Crusher holds onto the top rope and crawls back into the ring! RawisAndy and Longy see this though and start stomping on Crusher. Longy finally picks up Crusher and tosses him into the ropes…Double Clothesline to Crusher! Crusher gets up again but gets Superkicked to the face by Longy!
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…The lights dim and strobe lighting appears. Its Kid Rock! Longy's Tag Partner! Longy finishes with Crusher and then moves on RawisAndy as he clotheslines him down! I thought these two was on the same page with each other?! Longy then starts stomping on RawisAndy. Now comes Kid Rock, he joins Longy and starts beating the stuffing out of RawisAndy! Crusher is up and grabs Longy, spins him round and a DDT! Kid Rock goes to punch Crusher, but Crusher ducks and pulls down Kid Rock, that’s Edge's move, Edge-o-cution! Everyone is down but Crusher who grabs RawisAndy and tries to hoist him over the top rope, but Crusher just can't push him right over…LOW BLOW, LOW BLOW! RawisAndy just hit Crusher with his foot where the sun doesn't even think about shining. Crusher staggers back and Longy clothesline's Crusher over the top rope! Crusher is furious and slams his fists on the ring. A sly smile forms across Longy's face and turns round to get a JIMJAMJAHA!
The Buzzer sounds again and…"IM A CABBAGE MAN, CABBAGE MAN" Well the music says it all out comes the strange figure of The Cabbage Man! Cabbage Man tries to run down to the ring, but trips up over his suit! Meanwhile back in the ring Longy is down and Kid Rock is showing signs of getting up. RawisAndy is strolling round the ring like a tough SOB after giving Longy the JimJamJaha! RawisAndy sees Cabbage Man on the floor and goes underneath the bottom rope (out only if over TOP rope) and grabs a chair and walks over to Cabbage Man…SMACK! That Cabbage head must be hurting badly now, wait a minute…SMACK, AGAIN! That thunderous sound echoes through the arena once again as Cabbage Man gets a second chair shot from RawisAndy.
RawisAndy finally leaves the Cabbage Man alone after a brutal attack and slides back into the ring. RawisAndy goes over to Kid Rock and grabs him by the hair, but Kid Rock rakes RawisAndys eyes and then throws him into the ropes…Longy pulls the top rope down and RawisAndy goes over the top! But wait, RawisAndy holds on and flips back onto the Top Rock and nails a Top Rope Clothesline to Kid Rock! Longy runs over to RawisAndy and knocks him down with a Clothesline. Longy sends RawisAndy to a corner where he begins pummelling RawisAndy in the face. The Crowd are getting behind Longy and counting the punches of Longy to RawisAndy…7…8…9…POWERBOMB! RawisAndy just Powerbombed Longy!
Deeeeerrrrrrnnnnnn! The Buzzer sounds and "RkS music hits" Its RkS! This guy is a powerful individual and will be hard to get out given his size and weight. RkS makes his impact as soon as he gets near to the ring by giving Cabbage Man who is still down from 2 Chair shots by RawisAndy! RkS picks him up and nails a Falling Powerbomb! Falling Powerbomb! Cabbage Man hasn't even got to the ring yet! RkS gets into the ring and Kid Rock who is now up runs towards RkS…BIG BOOT! Smack! Kid Rock got such impact he has toppled over the top rope and is out! RawisAndy turns round and…SMACK. The hand clamps around RawisAndys neck…CHOKESLAM…BOOM! The whole ring shakes, as RawisAndy is Chokeslammed by RkS! Longy is showing signs of getting up as he grabs onto a rope to pull himself up. RkS simply looks round at the carnage and then picks up Longy and takes him to the corner. RkS then starts hitting hard right and left hands into the chest of Longy.
Deeeeeeerrrrrrnnn! "The Four Elements…Elements" Its Mouldy Cheese! Mouldy runs over immediately to Cabbage Man who is just getting up and locks on The Mouldmission! The Cabbage Man is screaming in pain and taps repeatedly on the ground. Finally Referee's come to pull Mouldy Cheese off, but Cheese just scares them away with a Chair! "Watch out Cheese," says The King. RkS goes underneath the bottom rope and runs at Mouldy Cheese who hasn't seen the "Big Man". WHAM! RkS juts about takes Cheese's head of with a Clothesline! RkS gets back into the ring where RawisAndy and Longy are stirring. RawisAndy gets up first and looks at RkS getting back into the ring. RawisAndy runs towards RkS and hits a Dropkick, and another, and another, until RkS finally goes down! RawisAndy picks up Longy and begins hitting hard right and left hands, Longy reverses one though and begins the attack on RawisAndy. Look out! Here comes RkS…Double Clothesline over the top rope to RawisAndy and Longy! But RawisAndy hangs on and slides back into the ring. Longy isn't so fortunate. He is out! RkS sees RawisAndy back in and begins stomping away at him. Mouldy Cheese, who is now up picks up The Cabbage Man and heads down to the rig with him. Maybe Cabbage Man can officially enter this competition now?!
5…4…3…2…1! Deeeeeeerrrrrnnnn! A Block of Ice appears on the Titan Tron and out comes Ice Blaster! This cool man is tipped for success in the future. Back in the ring Mouldy Cheese who is just getting into the ring with The Cabbage Man chucks him over the top rope as soon as he enters, He was out cold he was bound to go out! RkS leaves alone RawisAndy and Clothesline's Mouldy Cheese over the top rope! That serves him right. Ice Blaster enters the ring and goes up top…RawisAndy pulls down RkS amazingly and Ice Blaster hits The Moonsault! RawisAndy now grabs hold of Ice Blaster and nails a JimJamJaha! Ice Blaster staggers back and goes over the top rope. He is out too!
So who is going to be the last competitor? Deeerrrrrrrnnnn! The Raaaaaaaaaattttttt! A thunderous cheer echoes through the arena as The Rat enters the Mini Rumble as the last man! The Rat takes his time in getting to the ring and lets RkS and RawisAndy slug it out for a bit. RawisAndy is stomping away at RkS, in payback for when he did it to him. RawisAndy entered the Rumble at number 3 and has come a long way. The Rat finally gets to the ring and grabs hold of RkS for RawisAndy. RawisAndy goes to Superkick RkS but RkS ducks at RawisAndy it’s the Rat right in the chops! RkS Clothesline's RawisAndy down and then grabs The Rat. Headbutt by RkS to the Rat, Ouch! The Rat clutches his head and staggers back, very dangerously close to the ropes. RkS grabs The Rats legs and tries to throw him out…But RawisAndy hits a hard right hand to the back of RkS's head. RawisAndy then turns round The Rat and takes him to a corner where he slams The Rat's head into the Turnbuckle, repeatidly! Low Blow though by The Rat and RawisAndy jumps around and clutching the thing where the sun doesn't even think about shining! RkS sees RawisAndy's back too him and nails a Backdrop! RkS goes over to The Rat who rakes RkS's eyes. The Rat then runs towards RkS who is near the ropes runs towards him with his arm out…But RkS lifts The Rat over his shoulder and The Rat falls over the top rope and is out!
Its between RawisAndy and RkS now. RkS and RawisAndy stare at each other menacingly. RawisAndy tells RkS to bring it on and RkS does so and starts slugging it out with RawisAndy. RkS gets the upperhand and blocks a punch, kicks him in the chest…POWER…No, Facebuster by RawisAndy! RawisAndy then picks RkS and throws him into the ropes…RkS blocks the Clothesline attempt and tries to throw RawisAndy out RawisAndy goes over the top, but only one foot touches the floor and RawisAndy has his hand the top rope! RkS celebrates thinking he has won! Here comes RawisAndy who turns round RkS and…JIMJAMJAHA! RawisAndy then throws RkS over the top Rope! RawisAndy has won the Mini Rumble! From number 3 too!
RawisAndy celebrates with the crowd and knows he is going on to face The Caw Heavyweight Champion, The Psychiatrist at SRW Freefall for that title!
Order of Entry
Jetster
Shaneo
RawisAndy
Crusher
Longy
Kid Rock
Cabbage Man
RkS
Mouldy Cheese
Ice Blaster
The Rat
Order of Elimination
Jetster
Shaneo
Crusher
Kid Rock
Longy
Cabbage Man
Mouldy Cheese
Ice Blaster
The Rat
RkS
Winner: RawisAndy
Thanks for Reading
Scott
Indeed you did.
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I wonder if this win has anything to do with RIA's promo?
Did I just say that out loud?
Did I just say that out loud?
The great thing about CAW is that you never know where the next main-eventer is coming from, RIA was in danger of being the forgotten man but could now be the champ!
Fan funning tastic! Warra match, enough action to fill the Terminator movies twice over!
Plus I won! CAW title here I come, don't you just love my finishing move, KAPOW!
I thought the Rat being the last man out would have took me and Rks out but they didn't so HA! :0)
Very well done Scotto.
Plus I won! CAW title here I come, don't you just love my finishing move, KAPOW!
I thought the Rat being the last man out would have took me and Rks out but they didn't so HA! :0)
Very well done Scotto.
Excellent match Figo!
We've not had a Battle Royal in AGES, and with 11 competitors, that was brilliant!
Not the same without Cong Man, Hawk, Reaver, Grandprix, Psychiatrist and even STD, but it was great all the same.
Our CAW division is much better than the WWE in real life.
:D
We've not had a Battle Royal in AGES, and with 11 competitors, that was brilliant!
Not the same without Cong Man, Hawk, Reaver, Grandprix, Psychiatrist and even STD, but it was great all the same.
Our CAW division is much better than the WWE in real life.
:D
Wow, fantastic Rumble. :D Full of action and kept my attention the whole way through, and it's great to see not just 'main eventers' being used in top matches such as this one. Brilliant Figo, exactly what was needed.
And even better, I predicted RawIsAndy when he came out at no.3! :D I seriously thought RkS had won at one point, and when The Rat came out I thought it might be him who won the shot.
But no, congratulations to Starlight, you're challenging The Psychiatrist for the CAW Heavyweight Title at Free-Fall!
And even better, I predicted RawIsAndy when he came out at no.3! :D I seriously thought RkS had won at one point, and when The Rat came out I thought it might be him who won the shot.
But no, congratulations to Starlight, you're challenging The Psychiatrist for the CAW Heavyweight Title at Free-Fall!
Loads going on so now I know who the Psychiatrist will face at Free-fall.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, if I may have your attention please. Tonight the CAW Commissioner STD has ordered a No.1 Contenders match for the CAW Heavyweight Title. This match will be an 11 man Royal Rumble! Leeeeeeeeeettttttsssss get ready to Rumble!"
"The Government Mules music his" Its Jetster! This strange individual will have to be strong here as he has entered this mini Rumble at No.1! Jetster strolls down to the ring and poses for the crowd. Before waiting for his opponent…
"Shhhhaaaaaaaannnnnnneooo!" Here comes the regular guy Shaneo. This guy spends less time in the ring these days and is more of an announcer.
Ding, Ding! Jetster does some more posing but is attacked by Shaneo! Shaneo picks up Jetster lifts his legs up. Jetster is halfway over but is clinging on desperately to the ropes. Jetster lifts his hand up and gives an eye rake to the eyes of Shaneo. Shaneo staggers back clutching his eyes. This gives Jetster time. Jetster runs at Shaneo and nails a bulldog! Jetster is going up top…MONEY MAKER! The buzzer sounds and the countdown begins. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
Its RawisAndy! This guy has recently made a name for himself and will want to make much more of a name for himself tonight! JIMJAMJAJA TO SHANEO, JIMJAMJAHA TO JETSTER! RawisAndy picks up Jetster and throws him over the top rope! RawisAndy picks up Shaneo and…tosses him over the top rope as well! RawisAndy goes underneath the bottom rope and picks up Jetster. He tosses him back into the ring and gives him another JimJamJah and then tosses Jetster out again! RawisAndy gets Shaneo and gives him another JimJamJaha as well and then tosses him out too! Jetster and Shaneo just got humiliated!
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 Deeeeeerrrrrnnn!
I AM A REAL AMERICAN! Its Crusher! Crusher runs to the ring in no fear of RawisAndy and the two begin slugging it out. RawisAndy gets the upperhand and hits a hard right hand to Crusher who staggers back. RawisAndy then runs at Crusher looking to eliminate him…but Crusher shoulder lifts RawisAndy over the top! No RawisAndy held on and Crusher hasn't seen it! RawisAndy is now going up top…Missile Dropkick! Crusher wonders what hit him! RawisAndy sends Crusher to the corner where he begins hitting hard right and left hands.
The Countdown begins again and we wait the arrival of the next competitor. Deeeerrrrrnnnnnn. Its Longy! Longy was the first ever CAW Champion. Maybe he can win this and go on to win the Title. Longy runs down to the ring and immediately starts helping RawisAndy to pummel Crusher in the corner. Longy and RawisAndy pick up Crusher and try to throw him out. But Crusher holds onto the top rope and crawls back into the ring! RawisAndy and Longy see this though and start stomping on Crusher. Longy finally picks up Crusher and tosses him into the ropes…Double Clothesline to Crusher! Crusher gets up again but gets Superkicked to the face by Longy!
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…The lights dim and strobe lighting appears. Its Kid Rock! Longy's Tag Partner! Longy finishes with Crusher and then moves on RawisAndy as he clotheslines him down! I thought these two was on the same page with each other?! Longy then starts stomping on RawisAndy. Now comes Kid Rock, he joins Longy and starts beating the stuffing out of RawisAndy! Crusher is up and grabs Longy, spins him round and a DDT! Kid Rock goes to punch Crusher, but Crusher ducks and pulls down Kid Rock, that’s Edge's move, Edge-o-cution! Everyone is down but Crusher who grabs RawisAndy and tries to hoist him over the top rope, but Crusher just can't push him right over…LOW BLOW, LOW BLOW! RawisAndy just hit Crusher with his foot where the sun doesn't even think about shining. Crusher staggers back and Longy clothesline's Crusher over the top rope! Crusher is furious and slams his fists on the ring. A sly smile forms across Longy's face and turns round to get a JIMJAMJAHA!
The Buzzer sounds again and…"IM A CABBAGE MAN, CABBAGE MAN" Well the music says it all out comes the strange figure of The Cabbage Man! Cabbage Man tries to run down to the ring, but trips up over his suit! Meanwhile back in the ring Longy is down and Kid Rock is showing signs of getting up. RawisAndy is strolling round the ring like a tough SOB after giving Longy the JimJamJaha! RawisAndy sees Cabbage Man on the floor and goes underneath the bottom rope (out only if over TOP rope) and grabs a chair and walks over to Cabbage Man…SMACK! That Cabbage head must be hurting badly now, wait a minute…SMACK, AGAIN! That thunderous sound echoes through the arena once again as Cabbage Man gets a second chair shot from RawisAndy.
RawisAndy finally leaves the Cabbage Man alone after a brutal attack and slides back into the ring. RawisAndy goes over to Kid Rock and grabs him by the hair, but Kid Rock rakes RawisAndys eyes and then throws him into the ropes…Longy pulls the top rope down and RawisAndy goes over the top! But wait, RawisAndy holds on and flips back onto the Top Rock and nails a Top Rope Clothesline to Kid Rock! Longy runs over to RawisAndy and knocks him down with a Clothesline. Longy sends RawisAndy to a corner where he begins pummelling RawisAndy in the face. The Crowd are getting behind Longy and counting the punches of Longy to RawisAndy…7…8…9…POWERBOMB! RawisAndy just Powerbombed Longy!
Deeeeerrrrrrnnnnnn! The Buzzer sounds and "RkS music hits" Its RkS! This guy is a powerful individual and will be hard to get out given his size and weight. RkS makes his impact as soon as he gets near to the ring by giving Cabbage Man who is still down from 2 Chair shots by RawisAndy! RkS picks him up and nails a Falling Powerbomb! Falling Powerbomb! Cabbage Man hasn't even got to the ring yet! RkS gets into the ring and Kid Rock who is now up runs towards RkS…BIG BOOT! Smack! Kid Rock got such impact he has toppled over the top rope and is out! RawisAndy turns round and…SMACK. The hand clamps around RawisAndys neck…CHOKESLAM…BOOM! The whole ring shakes, as RawisAndy is Chokeslammed by RkS! Longy is showing signs of getting up as he grabs onto a rope to pull himself up. RkS simply looks round at the carnage and then picks up Longy and takes him to the corner. RkS then starts hitting hard right and left hands into the chest of Longy.
Deeeeeeerrrrrrnnn! "The Four Elements…Elements" Its Mouldy Cheese! Mouldy runs over immediately to Cabbage Man who is just getting up and locks on The Mouldmission! The Cabbage Man is screaming in pain and taps repeatedly on the ground. Finally Referee's come to pull Mouldy Cheese off, but Cheese just scares them away with a Chair! "Watch out Cheese," says The King. RkS goes underneath the bottom rope and runs at Mouldy Cheese who hasn't seen the "Big Man". WHAM! RkS juts about takes Cheese's head of with a Clothesline! RkS gets back into the ring where RawisAndy and Longy are stirring. RawisAndy gets up first and looks at RkS getting back into the ring. RawisAndy runs towards RkS and hits a Dropkick, and another, and another, until RkS finally goes down! RawisAndy picks up Longy and begins hitting hard right and left hands, Longy reverses one though and begins the attack on RawisAndy. Look out! Here comes RkS…Double Clothesline over the top rope to RawisAndy and Longy! But RawisAndy hangs on and slides back into the ring. Longy isn't so fortunate. He is out! RkS sees RawisAndy back in and begins stomping away at him. Mouldy Cheese, who is now up picks up The Cabbage Man and heads down to the rig with him. Maybe Cabbage Man can officially enter this competition now?!
5…4…3…2…1! Deeeeeeerrrrrnnnn! A Block of Ice appears on the Titan Tron and out comes Ice Blaster! This cool man is tipped for success in the future. Back in the ring Mouldy Cheese who is just getting into the ring with The Cabbage Man chucks him over the top rope as soon as he enters, He was out cold he was bound to go out! RkS leaves alone RawisAndy and Clothesline's Mouldy Cheese over the top rope! That serves him right. Ice Blaster enters the ring and goes up top…RawisAndy pulls down RkS amazingly and Ice Blaster hits The Moonsault! RawisAndy now grabs hold of Ice Blaster and nails a JimJamJaha! Ice Blaster staggers back and goes over the top rope. He is out too!
So who is going to be the last competitor? Deeerrrrrrrnnnn! The Raaaaaaaaaattttttt! A thunderous cheer echoes through the arena as The Rat enters the Mini Rumble as the last man! The Rat takes his time in getting to the ring and lets RkS and RawisAndy slug it out for a bit. RawisAndy is stomping away at RkS, in payback for when he did it to him. RawisAndy entered the Rumble at number 3 and has come a long way. The Rat finally gets to the ring and grabs hold of RkS for RawisAndy. RawisAndy goes to Superkick RkS but RkS ducks at RawisAndy it’s the Rat right in the chops! RkS Clothesline's RawisAndy down and then grabs The Rat. Headbutt by RkS to the Rat, Ouch! The Rat clutches his head and staggers back, very dangerously close to the ropes. RkS grabs The Rats legs and tries to throw him out…But RawisAndy hits a hard right hand to the back of RkS's head. RawisAndy then turns round The Rat and takes him to a corner where he slams The Rat's head into the Turnbuckle, repeatidly! Low Blow though by The Rat and RawisAndy jumps around and clutching the thing where the sun doesn't even think about shining! RkS sees RawisAndy's back too him and nails a Backdrop! RkS goes over to The Rat who rakes RkS's eyes. The Rat then runs towards RkS who is near the ropes runs towards him with his arm out…But RkS lifts The Rat over his shoulder and The Rat falls over the top rope and is out!
Its between RawisAndy and RkS now. RkS and RawisAndy stare at each other menacingly. RawisAndy tells RkS to bring it on and RkS does so and starts slugging it out with RawisAndy. RkS gets the upperhand and blocks a punch, kicks him in the chest…POWER…No, Facebuster by RawisAndy! RawisAndy then picks RkS and throws him into the ropes…RkS blocks the Clothesline attempt and tries to throw RawisAndy out RawisAndy goes over the top, but only one foot touches the floor and RawisAndy has his hand the top rope! RkS celebrates thinking he has won! Here comes RawisAndy who turns round RkS and…JIMJAMJAHA! RawisAndy then throws RkS over the top Rope! RawisAndy has won the Mini Rumble! From number 3 too!
RawisAndy celebrates with the crowd and knows he is going on to face The Caw Heavyweight Champion, The Psychiatrist at SRW Freefall for that title!
Order of Entry
Jetster
Shaneo
RawisAndy
Crusher
Longy
Kid Rock
Cabbage Man
RkS
Mouldy Cheese
Ice Blaster
The Rat
Order of Elimination
Jetster
Shaneo
Crusher
Kid Rock
Longy
Cabbage Man
Mouldy Cheese
Ice Blaster
The Rat
RkS
Winner: RawisAndy
Thanks for Reading
Scott
"The Government Mules music his" Its Jetster! This strange individual will have to be strong here as he has entered this mini Rumble at No.1! Jetster strolls down to the ring and poses for the crowd. Before waiting for his opponent…
"Shhhhaaaaaaaannnnnnneooo!" Here comes the regular guy Shaneo. This guy spends less time in the ring these days and is more of an announcer.
Ding, Ding! Jetster does some more posing but is attacked by Shaneo! Shaneo picks up Jetster lifts his legs up. Jetster is halfway over but is clinging on desperately to the ropes. Jetster lifts his hand up and gives an eye rake to the eyes of Shaneo. Shaneo staggers back clutching his eyes. This gives Jetster time. Jetster runs at Shaneo and nails a bulldog! Jetster is going up top…MONEY MAKER! The buzzer sounds and the countdown begins. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
Its RawisAndy! This guy has recently made a name for himself and will want to make much more of a name for himself tonight! JIMJAMJAJA TO SHANEO, JIMJAMJAHA TO JETSTER! RawisAndy picks up Jetster and throws him over the top rope! RawisAndy picks up Shaneo and…tosses him over the top rope as well! RawisAndy goes underneath the bottom rope and picks up Jetster. He tosses him back into the ring and gives him another JimJamJah and then tosses Jetster out again! RawisAndy gets Shaneo and gives him another JimJamJaha as well and then tosses him out too! Jetster and Shaneo just got humiliated!
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 Deeeeeerrrrrnnn!
I AM A REAL AMERICAN! Its Crusher! Crusher runs to the ring in no fear of RawisAndy and the two begin slugging it out. RawisAndy gets the upperhand and hits a hard right hand to Crusher who staggers back. RawisAndy then runs at Crusher looking to eliminate him…but Crusher shoulder lifts RawisAndy over the top! No RawisAndy held on and Crusher hasn't seen it! RawisAndy is now going up top…Missile Dropkick! Crusher wonders what hit him! RawisAndy sends Crusher to the corner where he begins hitting hard right and left hands.
The Countdown begins again and we wait the arrival of the next competitor. Deeeerrrrrnnnnnn. Its Longy! Longy was the first ever CAW Champion. Maybe he can win this and go on to win the Title. Longy runs down to the ring and immediately starts helping RawisAndy to pummel Crusher in the corner. Longy and RawisAndy pick up Crusher and try to throw him out. But Crusher holds onto the top rope and crawls back into the ring! RawisAndy and Longy see this though and start stomping on Crusher. Longy finally picks up Crusher and tosses him into the ropes…Double Clothesline to Crusher! Crusher gets up again but gets Superkicked to the face by Longy!
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…The lights dim and strobe lighting appears. Its Kid Rock! Longy's Tag Partner! Longy finishes with Crusher and then moves on RawisAndy as he clotheslines him down! I thought these two was on the same page with each other?! Longy then starts stomping on RawisAndy. Now comes Kid Rock, he joins Longy and starts beating the stuffing out of RawisAndy! Crusher is up and grabs Longy, spins him round and a DDT! Kid Rock goes to punch Crusher, but Crusher ducks and pulls down Kid Rock, that’s Edge's move, Edge-o-cution! Everyone is down but Crusher who grabs RawisAndy and tries to hoist him over the top rope, but Crusher just can't push him right over…LOW BLOW, LOW BLOW! RawisAndy just hit Crusher with his foot where the sun doesn't even think about shining. Crusher staggers back and Longy clothesline's Crusher over the top rope! Crusher is furious and slams his fists on the ring. A sly smile forms across Longy's face and turns round to get a JIMJAMJAHA!
The Buzzer sounds again and…"IM A CABBAGE MAN, CABBAGE MAN" Well the music says it all out comes the strange figure of The Cabbage Man! Cabbage Man tries to run down to the ring, but trips up over his suit! Meanwhile back in the ring Longy is down and Kid Rock is showing signs of getting up. RawisAndy is strolling round the ring like a tough SOB after giving Longy the JimJamJaha! RawisAndy sees Cabbage Man on the floor and goes underneath the bottom rope (out only if over TOP rope) and grabs a chair and walks over to Cabbage Man…SMACK! That Cabbage head must be hurting badly now, wait a minute…SMACK, AGAIN! That thunderous sound echoes through the arena once again as Cabbage Man gets a second chair shot from RawisAndy.
RawisAndy finally leaves the Cabbage Man alone after a brutal attack and slides back into the ring. RawisAndy goes over to Kid Rock and grabs him by the hair, but Kid Rock rakes RawisAndys eyes and then throws him into the ropes…Longy pulls the top rope down and RawisAndy goes over the top! But wait, RawisAndy holds on and flips back onto the Top Rock and nails a Top Rope Clothesline to Kid Rock! Longy runs over to RawisAndy and knocks him down with a Clothesline. Longy sends RawisAndy to a corner where he begins pummelling RawisAndy in the face. The Crowd are getting behind Longy and counting the punches of Longy to RawisAndy…7…8…9…POWERBOMB! RawisAndy just Powerbombed Longy!
Deeeeerrrrrrnnnnnn! The Buzzer sounds and "RkS music hits" Its RkS! This guy is a powerful individual and will be hard to get out given his size and weight. RkS makes his impact as soon as he gets near to the ring by giving Cabbage Man who is still down from 2 Chair shots by RawisAndy! RkS picks him up and nails a Falling Powerbomb! Falling Powerbomb! Cabbage Man hasn't even got to the ring yet! RkS gets into the ring and Kid Rock who is now up runs towards RkS…BIG BOOT! Smack! Kid Rock got such impact he has toppled over the top rope and is out! RawisAndy turns round and…SMACK. The hand clamps around RawisAndys neck…CHOKESLAM…BOOM! The whole ring shakes, as RawisAndy is Chokeslammed by RkS! Longy is showing signs of getting up as he grabs onto a rope to pull himself up. RkS simply looks round at the carnage and then picks up Longy and takes him to the corner. RkS then starts hitting hard right and left hands into the chest of Longy.
Deeeeeeerrrrrrnnn! "The Four Elements…Elements" Its Mouldy Cheese! Mouldy runs over immediately to Cabbage Man who is just getting up and locks on The Mouldmission! The Cabbage Man is screaming in pain and taps repeatedly on the ground. Finally Referee's come to pull Mouldy Cheese off, but Cheese just scares them away with a Chair! "Watch out Cheese," says The King. RkS goes underneath the bottom rope and runs at Mouldy Cheese who hasn't seen the "Big Man". WHAM! RkS juts about takes Cheese's head of with a Clothesline! RkS gets back into the ring where RawisAndy and Longy are stirring. RawisAndy gets up first and looks at RkS getting back into the ring. RawisAndy runs towards RkS and hits a Dropkick, and another, and another, until RkS finally goes down! RawisAndy picks up Longy and begins hitting hard right and left hands, Longy reverses one though and begins the attack on RawisAndy. Look out! Here comes RkS…Double Clothesline over the top rope to RawisAndy and Longy! But RawisAndy hangs on and slides back into the ring. Longy isn't so fortunate. He is out! RkS sees RawisAndy back in and begins stomping away at him. Mouldy Cheese, who is now up picks up The Cabbage Man and heads down to the rig with him. Maybe Cabbage Man can officially enter this competition now?!
5…4…3…2…1! Deeeeeeerrrrrnnnn! A Block of Ice appears on the Titan Tron and out comes Ice Blaster! This cool man is tipped for success in the future. Back in the ring Mouldy Cheese who is just getting into the ring with The Cabbage Man chucks him over the top rope as soon as he enters, He was out cold he was bound to go out! RkS leaves alone RawisAndy and Clothesline's Mouldy Cheese over the top rope! That serves him right. Ice Blaster enters the ring and goes up top…RawisAndy pulls down RkS amazingly and Ice Blaster hits The Moonsault! RawisAndy now grabs hold of Ice Blaster and nails a JimJamJaha! Ice Blaster staggers back and goes over the top rope. He is out too!
So who is going to be the last competitor? Deeerrrrrrrnnnn! The Raaaaaaaaaattttttt! A thunderous cheer echoes through the arena as The Rat enters the Mini Rumble as the last man! The Rat takes his time in getting to the ring and lets RkS and RawisAndy slug it out for a bit. RawisAndy is stomping away at RkS, in payback for when he did it to him. RawisAndy entered the Rumble at number 3 and has come a long way. The Rat finally gets to the ring and grabs hold of RkS for RawisAndy. RawisAndy goes to Superkick RkS but RkS ducks at RawisAndy it’s the Rat right in the chops! RkS Clothesline's RawisAndy down and then grabs The Rat. Headbutt by RkS to the Rat, Ouch! The Rat clutches his head and staggers back, very dangerously close to the ropes. RkS grabs The Rats legs and tries to throw him out…But RawisAndy hits a hard right hand to the back of RkS's head. RawisAndy then turns round The Rat and takes him to a corner where he slams The Rat's head into the Turnbuckle, repeatidly! Low Blow though by The Rat and RawisAndy jumps around and clutching the thing where the sun doesn't even think about shining! RkS sees RawisAndy's back too him and nails a Backdrop! RkS goes over to The Rat who rakes RkS's eyes. The Rat then runs towards RkS who is near the ropes runs towards him with his arm out…But RkS lifts The Rat over his shoulder and The Rat falls over the top rope and is out!
Its between RawisAndy and RkS now. RkS and RawisAndy stare at each other menacingly. RawisAndy tells RkS to bring it on and RkS does so and starts slugging it out with RawisAndy. RkS gets the upperhand and blocks a punch, kicks him in the chest…POWER…No, Facebuster by RawisAndy! RawisAndy then picks RkS and throws him into the ropes…RkS blocks the Clothesline attempt and tries to throw RawisAndy out RawisAndy goes over the top, but only one foot touches the floor and RawisAndy has his hand the top rope! RkS celebrates thinking he has won! Here comes RawisAndy who turns round RkS and…JIMJAMJAHA! RawisAndy then throws RkS over the top Rope! RawisAndy has won the Mini Rumble! From number 3 too!
RawisAndy celebrates with the crowd and knows he is going on to face The Caw Heavyweight Champion, The Psychiatrist at SRW Freefall for that title!
Order of Entry
Jetster
Shaneo
RawisAndy
Crusher
Longy
Kid Rock
Cabbage Man
RkS
Mouldy Cheese
Ice Blaster
The Rat
Order of Elimination
Jetster
Shaneo
Crusher
Kid Rock
Longy
Cabbage Man
Mouldy Cheese
Ice Blaster
The Rat
RkS
Winner: RawisAndy
Thanks for Reading
Scott