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This is one of the worst jokes I've heard in a long time....
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her name
plate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So, he says, "Mrs. Whack,I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation." Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.
The frog says "$30,000."
The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit
Jagger,his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it is OK, he knows the bank manager.
Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain
elephant, about half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says: "There is a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"
(are you ready?)
(are you sure?)
(you're gonna hate me!)
The bank manager looks back at her and says "It's a knick knack, Patti
Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a rolling stone."
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her name
plate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So, he says, "Mrs. Whack,I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation." Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.
The frog says "$30,000."
The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit
Jagger,his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it is OK, he knows the bank manager.
Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain
elephant, about half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says: "There is a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"
(are you ready?)
(are you sure?)
(you're gonna hate me!)
The bank manager looks back at her and says "It's a knick knack, Patti
Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a rolling stone."
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If any joke is deserving of getting banned, this is it.
KevD wrote:
> This is one of the worst jokes I've heard in a long time....
>
>
> A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
> name
> plate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So, he says,
> "Mrs. Whack,I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long
> vacation." Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much
> he wants to borrow.
>
> The frog says "$30,000."
>
> The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit
> Jagger,his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it is OK, he knows the bank
> manager.
>
> Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that
> he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if
> he has anything he can use as collateral.
>
> The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink
> porcelain
> elephant, about half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly formed.
>
> Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the
> manager and disappears into a back office.
>
> She finds the manager and says: "There is a frog called Kermit
> Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000.
> And he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny
> pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"
>
> (are you ready?)
>
>
>
>
> (are you sure?)
>
>
>
>
>
> (you're gonna hate me!)
>
>
>
>
> The bank manager looks back at her and says "It's a knick knack,
> Patti
> Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a rolling stone."
I do know the other verson of that joke unfortunatley we cant use it here which is a shame.
> This is one of the worst jokes I've heard in a long time....
>
>
> A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
> name
> plate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So, he says,
> "Mrs. Whack,I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long
> vacation." Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much
> he wants to borrow.
>
> The frog says "$30,000."
>
> The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit
> Jagger,his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it is OK, he knows the bank
> manager.
>
> Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that
> he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if
> he has anything he can use as collateral.
>
> The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink
> porcelain
> elephant, about half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly formed.
>
> Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the
> manager and disappears into a back office.
>
> She finds the manager and says: "There is a frog called Kermit
> Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000.
> And he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny
> pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"
>
> (are you ready?)
>
>
>
>
> (are you sure?)
>
>
>
>
>
> (you're gonna hate me!)
>
>
>
>
> The bank manager looks back at her and says "It's a knick knack,
> Patti
> Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a rolling stone."
I do know the other verson of that joke unfortunatley we cant use it here which is a shame.
KevD, that is sheer, utter, unadulterated comedy genius. Not a hint of sarcasm intended!
How about these 2 jokes:
joke-1:What did a muppet always say after a crime?
Answer: Who KERMITTED this crime?
joke-2:There were 3 fish in a pond, talkin' to each other when suddenly, one of them got caught, one fish even said: "Ah well, he's been caught up
IN-TER-NET!" (in the net!)
yours CRACKING-JOKESLY,
Mr. b-k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
joke-1:What did a muppet always say after a crime?
Answer: Who KERMITTED this crime?
joke-2:There were 3 fish in a pond, talkin' to each other when suddenly, one of them got caught, one fish even said: "Ah well, he's been caught up
IN-TER-NET!" (in the net!)
yours CRACKING-JOKESLY,
Mr. b-k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thats not that bad, also its quite funny but its not on my top ten list
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