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A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.
The first little boy called upon, walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard. Then he sat back down.
Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period," said the little boy.
"Well, I can see that." she said, "but what is so exciting about a period?"
"Damned if I know," said the little boy, "but this morning my sister was missing one, Dad had a heart attack, Mom fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
The first little boy called upon, walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard. Then he sat back down.
Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period," said the little boy.
"Well, I can see that." she said, "but what is so exciting about a period?"
"Damned if I know," said the little boy, "but this morning my sister was missing one, Dad had a heart attack, Mom fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.
The first little boy called upon, walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard. Then he sat back down.
Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period," said the little boy.
"Well, I can see that." she said, "but what is so exciting about a period?"
"Damned if I know," said the little boy, "but this morning my sister was missing one, Dad had a heart attack, Mom fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
The first little boy called upon, walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard. Then he sat back down.
Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period," said the little boy.
"Well, I can see that." she said, "but what is so exciting about a period?"
"Damned if I know," said the little boy, "but this morning my sister was missing one, Dad had a heart attack, Mom fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
:o) good one.
Excellent.
hoho.
hoho.
*Waits for YH's "Joke - funnier than Wookiee's" thread...*
yyyeeeehhh right on man but i got a better one
sa tramp walked into this bar, but the bartender said "sorry we dont serve tramps" but the tramp just asked for a straw so the bartender gave him 1
a few minutes later another tamp wlaked into the bar and the bartender once again said,"sorry we dont serve tramps" but the tramp just asked for a straw so the bartender gave him 1.
just after he left a third tramp came in, and once agin the bartender said, "sorry we dont serve tramps" but the tramp just asked for a straw so the bartender gave him 1.just as the third was about to leave the bartender asked "why do you want a straw anyway?" to which the tramp replied...
"someones been sick outside and the best bits have gone"
wasnt that great and just to be kind ill give ya a second joke
this group of bikers, that where really tough (about 20 of em) all walked into this bar.
youd think they where smarter than that, but there not...
well i hoped you like em, and ill be lookin for more so expect some cheesy jokes
sa tramp walked into this bar, but the bartender said "sorry we dont serve tramps" but the tramp just asked for a straw so the bartender gave him 1
a few minutes later another tamp wlaked into the bar and the bartender once again said,"sorry we dont serve tramps" but the tramp just asked for a straw so the bartender gave him 1.
just after he left a third tramp came in, and once agin the bartender said, "sorry we dont serve tramps" but the tramp just asked for a straw so the bartender gave him 1.just as the third was about to leave the bartender asked "why do you want a straw anyway?" to which the tramp replied...
"someones been sick outside and the best bits have gone"
wasnt that great and just to be kind ill give ya a second joke
this group of bikers, that where really tough (about 20 of em) all walked into this bar.
youd think they where smarter than that, but there not...
well i hoped you like em, and ill be lookin for more so expect some cheesy jokes
WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
> *Waits for YH's "Joke - funnier than Wookiee's" thread...*
You'll need to wait a bit longer. I haven't had any decent emails in ages. Or heard any good jokes for a while either...
> *Waits for YH's "Joke - funnier than Wookiee's" thread...*
You'll need to wait a bit longer. I haven't had any decent emails in ages. Or heard any good jokes for a while either...