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> A man walks into the doctors....
> Doc - "Hello. How can I help you?"
> Man - "I've got an orange willy doc."
> Doc - "What??"
> Man - "My willy - it's turned orange."
> Doc - "Umm... I'll have to look that up.... It seems it could be a sign of stress; do you suffer from stress?
> Man - "Not really"
> Doc - "What about stress at work?"
> Man - "Well, I had a nightmare job, an idiot for a boss, I worked 80 hours week for pennies and then I got the sack"
> Doc - "That sounds very stressful" Man - "Yeah, but my new job is great, half the hours, 3 times the salary and I feel really appreciated"
> Doc - "Umm... what about your home life?"
> Man - "Well, my girlfriend is a complete cow, she nags non-stop and puts me down every chance she gets"
> Doc - "That sounds stressful" Man - "Yeah, but I'm leaving her and I've never been happier."
> Doc - "Umm... what about your social life?"
> Man - "Social life? I don't really have one."
> Doc - "Really? What do you do in your spare time?"
> Man - "Watch porn videos and eat Wotsits"
> Doc - "Hello. How can I help you?"
> Man - "I've got an orange willy doc."
> Doc - "What??"
> Man - "My willy - it's turned orange."
> Doc - "Umm... I'll have to look that up.... It seems it could be a sign of stress; do you suffer from stress?
> Man - "Not really"
> Doc - "What about stress at work?"
> Man - "Well, I had a nightmare job, an idiot for a boss, I worked 80 hours week for pennies and then I got the sack"
> Doc - "That sounds very stressful" Man - "Yeah, but my new job is great, half the hours, 3 times the salary and I feel really appreciated"
> Doc - "Umm... what about your home life?"
> Man - "Well, my girlfriend is a complete cow, she nags non-stop and puts me down every chance she gets"
> Doc - "That sounds stressful" Man - "Yeah, but I'm leaving her and I've never been happier."
> Doc - "Umm... what about your social life?"
> Man - "Social life? I don't really have one."
> Doc - "Really? What do you do in your spare time?"
> Man - "Watch porn videos and eat Wotsits"
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> A man walks into the doctors....
> Doc - "Hello. How can I help you?"
> Man - "I've got an orange willy doc."
> Doc - "What??"
> Man - "My willy - it's turned orange."
> Doc - "Umm... I'll have to look that up.... It seems it could be a sign of stress; do you suffer from stress?
> Man - "Not really"
> Doc - "What about stress at work?"
> Man - "Well, I had a nightmare job, an idiot for a boss, I worked 80 hours week for pennies and then I got the sack"
> Doc - "That sounds very stressful" Man - "Yeah, but my new job is great, half the hours, 3 times the salary and I feel really appreciated"
> Doc - "Umm... what about your home life?"
> Man - "Well, my girlfriend is a complete cow, she nags non-stop and puts me down every chance she gets"
> Doc - "That sounds stressful" Man - "Yeah, but I'm leaving her and I've never been happier."
> Doc - "Umm... what about your social life?"
> Man - "Social life? I don't really have one."
> Doc - "Really? What do you do in your spare time?"
> Man - "Watch porn videos and eat Wotsits"
> Doc - "Hello. How can I help you?"
> Man - "I've got an orange willy doc."
> Doc - "What??"
> Man - "My willy - it's turned orange."
> Doc - "Umm... I'll have to look that up.... It seems it could be a sign of stress; do you suffer from stress?
> Man - "Not really"
> Doc - "What about stress at work?"
> Man - "Well, I had a nightmare job, an idiot for a boss, I worked 80 hours week for pennies and then I got the sack"
> Doc - "That sounds very stressful" Man - "Yeah, but my new job is great, half the hours, 3 times the salary and I feel really appreciated"
> Doc - "Umm... what about your home life?"
> Man - "Well, my girlfriend is a complete cow, she nags non-stop and puts me down every chance she gets"
> Doc - "That sounds stressful" Man - "Yeah, but I'm leaving her and I've never been happier."
> Doc - "Umm... what about your social life?"
> Man - "Social life? I don't really have one."
> Doc - "Really? What do you do in your spare time?"
> Man - "Watch porn videos and eat Wotsits"