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Okay, let's think about this for a minute. She's called Ms Pac-Man, i.e. Pac-Man was her name before she was married. Therefore, she must already be Pac-Man's sister. Ugh. Mr And Mrs Pac-Man (the pinball machine) came out in 1982. However, Baby Pac-Man (another pinball game) came out just five months later. Therefore MS PAC-MAN WAS ALREADY PREGNANT BEFORE THEY GOT MARRIED. And how come she got pregnant after swallowing all those pills anyway? I reckon she was DELIBERATELY TRYING TO TRAP HIM.
Then came Jr Pac-Man, in which thanks to a CLEAR DERELICTION OF PARENTAL DUTY, the infant Pac is left all alone in a lethal maze full of monsters, armed only with a novelty propeller hat. Mrs Pac-Man? Out lying in a gutter smashed up on vodka. Probably. Pac Jr can later be seen along with Mrs Pac-Man in Pac-Land (early 1990s). However, in subsequent games, the little fella is nowhere to be seen. It can therefore be assumed that the youngster was KICKED OUT OF HIS HOME AND ABANDONED AT THE AGE OF TWO.
In Pac-Man 2 (SNES, Mega Drive, 1994), there is no sign of Mrs Pac-Man at all in the Pac-Man home. She OBVIOUSLY LEFT HIM WHEN THE WORK DRIED UP. And yet, when Pac-Man was revived with a series of remakes a couple of years ago, culminating in the brand-new Pac-Man All Stars (PC), there she is, back again as if nothing ever happened. THE GOLD-DIGGING WH0RE.
Must we fling this immoral filth at our pop kids? I can't believe that the Daily Mail hasn't latched onto this outrage already! Personally I've always thought there was something a bit sexually dysfunctional about the ENTIRE Pac-Man family. "Gobble, Gobble, Gobble" and all that felatio related talk. Not to mention the pills…
LF.
Then came Jr Pac-Man, in which thanks to a CLEAR DERELICTION OF PARENTAL DUTY, the infant Pac is left all alone in a lethal maze full of monsters, armed only with a novelty propeller hat. Mrs Pac-Man? Out lying in a gutter smashed up on vodka. Probably. Pac Jr can later be seen along with Mrs Pac-Man in Pac-Land (early 1990s). However, in subsequent games, the little fella is nowhere to be seen. It can therefore be assumed that the youngster was KICKED OUT OF HIS HOME AND ABANDONED AT THE AGE OF TWO.
In Pac-Man 2 (SNES, Mega Drive, 1994), there is no sign of Mrs Pac-Man at all in the Pac-Man home. She OBVIOUSLY LEFT HIM WHEN THE WORK DRIED UP. And yet, when Pac-Man was revived with a series of remakes a couple of years ago, culminating in the brand-new Pac-Man All Stars (PC), there she is, back again as if nothing ever happened. THE GOLD-DIGGING WH0RE.
Must we fling this immoral filth at our pop kids? I can't believe that the Daily Mail hasn't latched onto this outrage already! Personally I've always thought there was something a bit sexually dysfunctional about the ENTIRE Pac-Man family. "Gobble, Gobble, Gobble" and all that felatio related talk. Not to mention the pills…
LF.
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Woah, I just had one of my episodes again! Curse all those games I played in my youth!
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Woah, I just had one of my episodes again! Curse all those games I played in my youth!
It's ALLEGEDLY attributed to have been said by a Nintendo spokesperson around the time of the first associations between Doom and lunatic yank kids blowing each other away.
Hell, I've been playing games for donkey's years, and that sounds like a prefect Saturday night to me. Now where did I leave my ammo....
Hell, I've been playing games for donkey's years, and that sounds like a prefect Saturday night to me. Now where did I leave my ammo....
Jonman wrote:
""If videogames had affected out kids, there would be an enormous number of twenty somethings running around in darkened rooms, listening to repetetive beeps and munching magic power pills""
LOL! Fantastic! :0D Where's that from? :0D
""If videogames had affected out kids, there would be an enormous number of twenty somethings running around in darkened rooms, listening to repetetive beeps and munching magic power pills""
LOL! Fantastic! :0D Where's that from? :0D
"If videogames had affected out kids, there would be an enormous number of twenty somethings running around in darkened rooms, listening to repetetive beeps and munching magic power pills"
Old ones are always the best...
Old ones are always the best...
Lawless Fever wrote:
> However, Baby Pac-Man (another pinball
> game) came out just five months later. Therefore MS PAC-MAN WAS
> ALREADY PREGNANT BEFORE THEY GOT MARRIED.
I'd say that it's fairly obvious that Pacman and Ms. Pacman aren't human. (Since they are just yellow balls). So how do you know the gestation period of a "PacMan" ? It could be lee than 5 months!
And the pills could have been prescribed medicine!
Good post though LF (If a little over enthusiatically researched!).
> However, Baby Pac-Man (another pinball
> game) came out just five months later. Therefore MS PAC-MAN WAS
> ALREADY PREGNANT BEFORE THEY GOT MARRIED.
I'd say that it's fairly obvious that Pacman and Ms. Pacman aren't human. (Since they are just yellow balls). So how do you know the gestation period of a "PacMan" ? It could be lee than 5 months!
And the pills could have been prescribed medicine!
Good post though LF (If a little over enthusiatically researched!).
Okay, let's think about this for a minute. She's called Ms Pac-Man, i.e. Pac-Man was her name before she was married. Therefore, she must already be Pac-Man's sister. Ugh. Mr And Mrs Pac-Man (the pinball machine) came out in 1982. However, Baby Pac-Man (another pinball game) came out just five months later. Therefore MS PAC-MAN WAS ALREADY PREGNANT BEFORE THEY GOT MARRIED. And how come she got pregnant after swallowing all those pills anyway? I reckon she was DELIBERATELY TRYING TO TRAP HIM.
Then came Jr Pac-Man, in which thanks to a CLEAR DERELICTION OF PARENTAL DUTY, the infant Pac is left all alone in a lethal maze full of monsters, armed only with a novelty propeller hat. Mrs Pac-Man? Out lying in a gutter smashed up on vodka. Probably. Pac Jr can later be seen along with Mrs Pac-Man in Pac-Land (early 1990s). However, in subsequent games, the little fella is nowhere to be seen. It can therefore be assumed that the youngster was KICKED OUT OF HIS HOME AND ABANDONED AT THE AGE OF TWO.
In Pac-Man 2 (SNES, Mega Drive, 1994), there is no sign of Mrs Pac-Man at all in the Pac-Man home. She OBVIOUSLY LEFT HIM WHEN THE WORK DRIED UP. And yet, when Pac-Man was revived with a series of remakes a couple of years ago, culminating in the brand-new Pac-Man All Stars (PC), there she is, back again as if nothing ever happened. THE GOLD-DIGGING WH0RE.
Must we fling this immoral filth at our pop kids? I can't believe that the Daily Mail hasn't latched onto this outrage already! Personally I've always thought there was something a bit sexually dysfunctional about the ENTIRE Pac-Man family. "Gobble, Gobble, Gobble" and all that felatio related talk. Not to mention the pills…
LF.
Then came Jr Pac-Man, in which thanks to a CLEAR DERELICTION OF PARENTAL DUTY, the infant Pac is left all alone in a lethal maze full of monsters, armed only with a novelty propeller hat. Mrs Pac-Man? Out lying in a gutter smashed up on vodka. Probably. Pac Jr can later be seen along with Mrs Pac-Man in Pac-Land (early 1990s). However, in subsequent games, the little fella is nowhere to be seen. It can therefore be assumed that the youngster was KICKED OUT OF HIS HOME AND ABANDONED AT THE AGE OF TWO.
In Pac-Man 2 (SNES, Mega Drive, 1994), there is no sign of Mrs Pac-Man at all in the Pac-Man home. She OBVIOUSLY LEFT HIM WHEN THE WORK DRIED UP. And yet, when Pac-Man was revived with a series of remakes a couple of years ago, culminating in the brand-new Pac-Man All Stars (PC), there she is, back again as if nothing ever happened. THE GOLD-DIGGING WH0RE.
Must we fling this immoral filth at our pop kids? I can't believe that the Daily Mail hasn't latched onto this outrage already! Personally I've always thought there was something a bit sexually dysfunctional about the ENTIRE Pac-Man family. "Gobble, Gobble, Gobble" and all that felatio related talk. Not to mention the pills…
LF.