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"Oh dear, what a calamity!"

So my girlfriend invites me to her sister's art exhibition, which involves a 3 hour train journey up North. So what do I do when I get there? Why, I destroy one of her pieces of art, that's what! I'd only been there 10 minutes and my cap got caught on this thing that was hanging from the ceiling and it feel down on me like a big veil. Luckily it was salvaged and no-one saw the commotion made trying to set it up again. I was so embarrased.

I reckon that you unwittingly made a new art form.
10 years into the future art graduates will be hanging cars from ceilings and dropping them on marmosets to see the eff......
......yeeeeees.
Sorry about that.
Did you see that Tracy Emin thing where she slept in a bed for a week, put it in a white room and called it 'art'?
Scam!

Part of it was still connected to the ceiling and they threatened to leave me there, propping up the rest of it!

There's always a critic....

Perhaps it would have made little difference if your cap then formed part of the art itself. An 'ode to accident' perhaps?!

So my girlfriend invites me to her sister's art exhibition, which involves a 3 hour train journey up North. So what do I do when I get there? Why, I destroy one of her pieces of art, that's what! I'd only been there 10 minutes and my cap got caught on this thing that was hanging from the ceiling and it feel down on me like a big veil. Luckily it was salvaged and no-one saw the commotion made trying to set it up again. I was so embarrased.