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sorry about posting this twice but i think people might read it with a more exiting title rather than "spoofs" whick is pretty lame and if you did read that then ill post 2 chapters rather than one so here it is
Resident (not so) Evil
Chapter 1 of 10
It started of as a normal day in Rainjacket coop , people working at desks and in laboratory’s . The day went on until early afternoon when the Z-disease room was broken into the anti-dote was taken, the Z-disease tube broken on the floor and it all began…
The Rainjacket computer on its supersmart cameras had seen the disease tube broken, its only choice was to seal up the building and infect all staff members with the z-disease. All but 20 people had fell to the floor unconscious, them people were in the elevator. Elevator 1 brakes had gone into overdrive and sent them out the top of the building, and left them to plunge 500 stories down to there death. Of course this incident had caused the remaining 8 in elevator 2, to panic. They had only one choice , to open the elevator doors, by this time the elevator had stopped and showed no signs of moving. As they where just above the top floor when the elevators stopped there was only a gap of 30cm by 20cm , only one was small enough to fit through this small gap so Memorex the head of office workers began to squeeze through onto the 500th floor. As her head popped through the hole she saw all workers had collapsed to the floor, not knowing what fate she was into she carried on climbing through. Just as her shoulders where beginning to appear she could not get any further, she was stuck. She tried as hard as she could to get out but it was useless, just then the brakes started to squeak and the elevator started to move. It started to pick up speed, and as she came down her nose broke against the floor then the elevator began rising up and cracked open her skull, and as if someone was playing with her, this repeated several times. After the fifth blow to the back of the skull the elevator came down faster than ever and took her head clean off, and left the 7 remaining employees to plunge to their death.
Chapter 2 of 10
A few miles away for rainjacket coop a woman just regaining consciousness stood up in the shower and looked around, she had lost her memory. Every few minutes she had flash backs of what happened but at the time all she could remember was dancing about and signing at the top of her lungs and then slipping and falling in the shower. She looked in the mirror and she had cuts bruises every where even a few bullet holes, gashes, moles, spots, pimples, hairy armpits and a few burns. First she looked in a set of draws and found several guns in a glass case which required a code to get them, but she guessed it straight away and accidentally shot herself in the arm, so she put them away. She carried along looking around the huge Manor she was in when she saw a picture of her and a dirty old tramp in a wedding picture, with a note next to it saying, "today all your dreams come true". After seeing this she tried to see if that was her handwriting but no match was found. She continued and went outside when there was a sudden gust of wind so she headed back in side when she saw the helicopters. When she returned in side 100s of soldiers surrounded her then went psycho and killed all but 5 in which she liked and kept alive to say what was going on. After they explained about the Z-disease, they headed towards the basement to switch back on the power, after little green goblins cut some cables they shouldn’t have. When they switched back on the power. They had to press a button on wall, but no one could do it, until a gust of wind flew open the case that was guarding the button from accidental knocks. A few seconds after the button was pressed a big train came along from the direction of the rainjacket coop. Could it lead there Num was asking herself, after the soldiers explained she was part of rainjacket, and she was a special agent designed to stop outbreaks like these.
Resident (not so) Evil
Chapter 1 of 10
It started of as a normal day in Rainjacket coop , people working at desks and in laboratory’s . The day went on until early afternoon when the Z-disease room was broken into the anti-dote was taken, the Z-disease tube broken on the floor and it all began…
The Rainjacket computer on its supersmart cameras had seen the disease tube broken, its only choice was to seal up the building and infect all staff members with the z-disease. All but 20 people had fell to the floor unconscious, them people were in the elevator. Elevator 1 brakes had gone into overdrive and sent them out the top of the building, and left them to plunge 500 stories down to there death. Of course this incident had caused the remaining 8 in elevator 2, to panic. They had only one choice , to open the elevator doors, by this time the elevator had stopped and showed no signs of moving. As they where just above the top floor when the elevators stopped there was only a gap of 30cm by 20cm , only one was small enough to fit through this small gap so Memorex the head of office workers began to squeeze through onto the 500th floor. As her head popped through the hole she saw all workers had collapsed to the floor, not knowing what fate she was into she carried on climbing through. Just as her shoulders where beginning to appear she could not get any further, she was stuck. She tried as hard as she could to get out but it was useless, just then the brakes started to squeak and the elevator started to move. It started to pick up speed, and as she came down her nose broke against the floor then the elevator began rising up and cracked open her skull, and as if someone was playing with her, this repeated several times. After the fifth blow to the back of the skull the elevator came down faster than ever and took her head clean off, and left the 7 remaining employees to plunge to their death.
Chapter 2 of 10
A few miles away for rainjacket coop a woman just regaining consciousness stood up in the shower and looked around, she had lost her memory. Every few minutes she had flash backs of what happened but at the time all she could remember was dancing about and signing at the top of her lungs and then slipping and falling in the shower. She looked in the mirror and she had cuts bruises every where even a few bullet holes, gashes, moles, spots, pimples, hairy armpits and a few burns. First she looked in a set of draws and found several guns in a glass case which required a code to get them, but she guessed it straight away and accidentally shot herself in the arm, so she put them away. She carried along looking around the huge Manor she was in when she saw a picture of her and a dirty old tramp in a wedding picture, with a note next to it saying, "today all your dreams come true". After seeing this she tried to see if that was her handwriting but no match was found. She continued and went outside when there was a sudden gust of wind so she headed back in side when she saw the helicopters. When she returned in side 100s of soldiers surrounded her then went psycho and killed all but 5 in which she liked and kept alive to say what was going on. After they explained about the Z-disease, they headed towards the basement to switch back on the power, after little green goblins cut some cables they shouldn’t have. When they switched back on the power. They had to press a button on wall, but no one could do it, until a gust of wind flew open the case that was guarding the button from accidental knocks. A few seconds after the button was pressed a big train came along from the direction of the rainjacket coop. Could it lead there Num was asking herself, after the soldiers explained she was part of rainjacket, and she was a special agent designed to stop outbreaks like these.
off the top of my head ive spoofed most movies ive watched but the only real one ive wrote down is the gad in sixty seconds spoof which a few days away from being complete
aninem wrote:
but mojojojo did die hard, or spam hard
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Off the top of my head, I have spoofed The Thing, The Terminator, Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back, Con Air, Jerry Springer, Wrestlemania, RAW, SmackDown and I've done three posts about what goes on at SR towers, one where the forum users are sent to school and Max Payne... Wow, heh
but mojojojo did die hard, or spam hard
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Off the top of my head, I have spoofed The Thing, The Terminator, Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back, Con Air, Jerry Springer, Wrestlemania, RAW, SmackDown and I've done three posts about what goes on at SR towers, one where the forum users are sent to school and Max Payne... Wow, heh
Well you see Aninem, I'm special.
and another thing, how did y ou become a regular with only 241 posts????
sorry, ive realised its not upto SR standards, so im trying a new and better spoof.
this time im doing gone in sixty seconds, exept GAD in sixty seconds.
i know this is a good film, but mojojojo did die hard, or spam hard
anyway this one im doing is set out better and im going to post it all at the same time. and do you wanna be a charcter in it, maybe a GAD stealer
this time im doing gone in sixty seconds, exept GAD in sixty seconds.
i know this is a good film, but mojojojo did die hard, or spam hard
anyway this one im doing is set out better and im going to post it all at the same time. and do you wanna be a charcter in it, maybe a GAD stealer
What the hell are you doing??? Resident evil is a good film, I have it on DVD.
Chapter 3 of 10 To Be Dead Or Not To Be Dead
They all entered the train, that was obviously all run by electronics, and took a seat. 1 minute into the journey, and they decided to move up one carriage, or they wouldn’t be able to get on the right platform. First Time tried to open the door, but was unable to move the handle. Then Maximus tried and opened it with ease, and replied to times weak efforts, " Don’t Try to hard, you might break a nail" and with that there was a loud bang, this made Time jump.
Maximus once again took advantage of this saying "Jumpy, are we" and opened the door fully , in which two bodies fell out, which made Maximus Jump right back. Of course, Time had to take advantage of this brilliantly timed happenings and replied in a sarcastic voice, "Jumpy, are we" and went to see if the bodies had any pulse, both bodies where alive, and regained consciousness within minutes.
When the first regained consciousness Num had a flash back from the photo, the same man that came out of the door, was the tramp in which she may have had a marriage, but could not be certain. She looked closely at the man and saw they both had the same rings on. After seeing this she asked one of the soldiers if they were married, Caps the only black soldier, told her many things in her, life were to cover up the rainjacket coop including that, but there love was real.
The second man also woke up after a few minutes and explained he was a cop, trying to find out more information on the z-disease, and then expose it to the world so they new what rainjacket was doing. After hearing this Caps handcuffed the cop who claimed his name was Scroll, and took away his weapons and other items, then had a little feel of his behind and squeezed until he squealed.
To be continued …
They all entered the train, that was obviously all run by electronics, and took a seat. 1 minute into the journey, and they decided to move up one carriage, or they wouldn’t be able to get on the right platform. First Time tried to open the door, but was unable to move the handle. Then Maximus tried and opened it with ease, and replied to times weak efforts, " Don’t Try to hard, you might break a nail" and with that there was a loud bang, this made Time jump.
Maximus once again took advantage of this saying "Jumpy, are we" and opened the door fully , in which two bodies fell out, which made Maximus Jump right back. Of course, Time had to take advantage of this brilliantly timed happenings and replied in a sarcastic voice, "Jumpy, are we" and went to see if the bodies had any pulse, both bodies where alive, and regained consciousness within minutes.
When the first regained consciousness Num had a flash back from the photo, the same man that came out of the door, was the tramp in which she may have had a marriage, but could not be certain. She looked closely at the man and saw they both had the same rings on. After seeing this she asked one of the soldiers if they were married, Caps the only black soldier, told her many things in her, life were to cover up the rainjacket coop including that, but there love was real.
The second man also woke up after a few minutes and explained he was a cop, trying to find out more information on the z-disease, and then expose it to the world so they new what rainjacket was doing. After hearing this Caps handcuffed the cop who claimed his name was Scroll, and took away his weapons and other items, then had a little feel of his behind and squeezed until he squealed.
To be continued …
sorry about the titles of chapters i forgot to post em
chapter 1 of 10 The Beginning
chapter 2 of 10 Who?, What?, Where?, Why, When?
please what you think so far
chapter 1 of 10 The Beginning
chapter 2 of 10 Who?, What?, Where?, Why, When?
please what you think so far
sorry about posting this twice but i think people might read it with a more exiting title rather than "spoofs" whick is pretty lame and if you did read that then ill post 2 chapters rather than one so here it is
Resident (not so) Evil
Chapter 1 of 10
It started of as a normal day in Rainjacket coop , people working at desks and in laboratory’s . The day went on until early afternoon when the Z-disease room was broken into the anti-dote was taken, the Z-disease tube broken on the floor and it all began…
The Rainjacket computer on its supersmart cameras had seen the disease tube broken, its only choice was to seal up the building and infect all staff members with the z-disease. All but 20 people had fell to the floor unconscious, them people were in the elevator. Elevator 1 brakes had gone into overdrive and sent them out the top of the building, and left them to plunge 500 stories down to there death. Of course this incident had caused the remaining 8 in elevator 2, to panic. They had only one choice , to open the elevator doors, by this time the elevator had stopped and showed no signs of moving. As they where just above the top floor when the elevators stopped there was only a gap of 30cm by 20cm , only one was small enough to fit through this small gap so Memorex the head of office workers began to squeeze through onto the 500th floor. As her head popped through the hole she saw all workers had collapsed to the floor, not knowing what fate she was into she carried on climbing through. Just as her shoulders where beginning to appear she could not get any further, she was stuck. She tried as hard as she could to get out but it was useless, just then the brakes started to squeak and the elevator started to move. It started to pick up speed, and as she came down her nose broke against the floor then the elevator began rising up and cracked open her skull, and as if someone was playing with her, this repeated several times. After the fifth blow to the back of the skull the elevator came down faster than ever and took her head clean off, and left the 7 remaining employees to plunge to their death.
Chapter 2 of 10
A few miles away for rainjacket coop a woman just regaining consciousness stood up in the shower and looked around, she had lost her memory. Every few minutes she had flash backs of what happened but at the time all she could remember was dancing about and signing at the top of her lungs and then slipping and falling in the shower. She looked in the mirror and she had cuts bruises every where even a few bullet holes, gashes, moles, spots, pimples, hairy armpits and a few burns. First she looked in a set of draws and found several guns in a glass case which required a code to get them, but she guessed it straight away and accidentally shot herself in the arm, so she put them away. She carried along looking around the huge Manor she was in when she saw a picture of her and a dirty old tramp in a wedding picture, with a note next to it saying, "today all your dreams come true". After seeing this she tried to see if that was her handwriting but no match was found. She continued and went outside when there was a sudden gust of wind so she headed back in side when she saw the helicopters. When she returned in side 100s of soldiers surrounded her then went psycho and killed all but 5 in which she liked and kept alive to say what was going on. After they explained about the Z-disease, they headed towards the basement to switch back on the power, after little green goblins cut some cables they shouldn’t have. When they switched back on the power. They had to press a button on wall, but no one could do it, until a gust of wind flew open the case that was guarding the button from accidental knocks. A few seconds after the button was pressed a big train came along from the direction of the rainjacket coop. Could it lead there Num was asking herself, after the soldiers explained she was part of rainjacket, and she was a special agent designed to stop outbreaks like these.
Resident (not so) Evil
Chapter 1 of 10
It started of as a normal day in Rainjacket coop , people working at desks and in laboratory’s . The day went on until early afternoon when the Z-disease room was broken into the anti-dote was taken, the Z-disease tube broken on the floor and it all began…
The Rainjacket computer on its supersmart cameras had seen the disease tube broken, its only choice was to seal up the building and infect all staff members with the z-disease. All but 20 people had fell to the floor unconscious, them people were in the elevator. Elevator 1 brakes had gone into overdrive and sent them out the top of the building, and left them to plunge 500 stories down to there death. Of course this incident had caused the remaining 8 in elevator 2, to panic. They had only one choice , to open the elevator doors, by this time the elevator had stopped and showed no signs of moving. As they where just above the top floor when the elevators stopped there was only a gap of 30cm by 20cm , only one was small enough to fit through this small gap so Memorex the head of office workers began to squeeze through onto the 500th floor. As her head popped through the hole she saw all workers had collapsed to the floor, not knowing what fate she was into she carried on climbing through. Just as her shoulders where beginning to appear she could not get any further, she was stuck. She tried as hard as she could to get out but it was useless, just then the brakes started to squeak and the elevator started to move. It started to pick up speed, and as she came down her nose broke against the floor then the elevator began rising up and cracked open her skull, and as if someone was playing with her, this repeated several times. After the fifth blow to the back of the skull the elevator came down faster than ever and took her head clean off, and left the 7 remaining employees to plunge to their death.
Chapter 2 of 10
A few miles away for rainjacket coop a woman just regaining consciousness stood up in the shower and looked around, she had lost her memory. Every few minutes she had flash backs of what happened but at the time all she could remember was dancing about and signing at the top of her lungs and then slipping and falling in the shower. She looked in the mirror and she had cuts bruises every where even a few bullet holes, gashes, moles, spots, pimples, hairy armpits and a few burns. First she looked in a set of draws and found several guns in a glass case which required a code to get them, but she guessed it straight away and accidentally shot herself in the arm, so she put them away. She carried along looking around the huge Manor she was in when she saw a picture of her and a dirty old tramp in a wedding picture, with a note next to it saying, "today all your dreams come true". After seeing this she tried to see if that was her handwriting but no match was found. She continued and went outside when there was a sudden gust of wind so she headed back in side when she saw the helicopters. When she returned in side 100s of soldiers surrounded her then went psycho and killed all but 5 in which she liked and kept alive to say what was going on. After they explained about the Z-disease, they headed towards the basement to switch back on the power, after little green goblins cut some cables they shouldn’t have. When they switched back on the power. They had to press a button on wall, but no one could do it, until a gust of wind flew open the case that was guarding the button from accidental knocks. A few seconds after the button was pressed a big train came along from the direction of the rainjacket coop. Could it lead there Num was asking herself, after the soldiers explained she was part of rainjacket, and she was a special agent designed to stop outbreaks like these.