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JR: Well folks I will now hand you over to Kevin Kelly backstage.
Kevin Kelly: Thank you JR and I hope you recover fully from your heart condition.
JR: Most appreciated Kevin.
Kevin Kelly: Well viewers Jetster from the tag team Government Mules has got something to sa…….
Jetster: Shut up Kevin, oh and by the way you left your Slim Fast in the locker room. I am here to talk on behalf of Reaver about the current tag team division, as well quite frankly it sucks. I mean we are the only half decent tag team in this division……Or should that be the best tag team in the division? Ahh the hell with it, the bottom line…….Or do I mean the top line? Oh I don’t know but either way we deserve a match and I don’t mean a pansy match against that crap team Star Blasters, I mean a real match, I am talking about a title shot against Da Animalz Of Doom. Come to think about it what kind of name is Da Animalz of Doom? Who the hell do they think they are? I bet they think they sound cool by putting a ‘Z’ on the end of Animalz when really it makes them look like they have a combined IQ of 5, because quite frankly we are going to get to the bottom of people screwing us out of a title shot and we don’t give a damn whether the Animalz Of Doom are at the top! So basically to cut a short story long……Er actually I mean a long story short or should that be a long promo short? Anyway we are coming after you and your titles Animalz so don’t say we didn’t warn you.
*Jetster storms off and you can hear him shout, “Hey Reaver, you got any more Pogs?”*
*Kevin Kelly looks bemused* Well back to you JR.
JR: Thanks Kevin, folks just a reminder to our UK fans watching on Sky Sports we will be back in the UK in Glascow on July 13th at some arena, a hole host of WWE superstars will be appearing like Shawn Stasiak and X-Pac to put on a crappy half assed show for you great fans!
Kevin Kelly: Thank you JR and I hope you recover fully from your heart condition.
JR: Most appreciated Kevin.
Kevin Kelly: Well viewers Jetster from the tag team Government Mules has got something to sa…….
Jetster: Shut up Kevin, oh and by the way you left your Slim Fast in the locker room. I am here to talk on behalf of Reaver about the current tag team division, as well quite frankly it sucks. I mean we are the only half decent tag team in this division……Or should that be the best tag team in the division? Ahh the hell with it, the bottom line…….Or do I mean the top line? Oh I don’t know but either way we deserve a match and I don’t mean a pansy match against that crap team Star Blasters, I mean a real match, I am talking about a title shot against Da Animalz Of Doom. Come to think about it what kind of name is Da Animalz of Doom? Who the hell do they think they are? I bet they think they sound cool by putting a ‘Z’ on the end of Animalz when really it makes them look like they have a combined IQ of 5, because quite frankly we are going to get to the bottom of people screwing us out of a title shot and we don’t give a damn whether the Animalz Of Doom are at the top! So basically to cut a short story long……Er actually I mean a long story short or should that be a long promo short? Anyway we are coming after you and your titles Animalz so don’t say we didn’t warn you.
*Jetster storms off and you can hear him shout, “Hey Reaver, you got any more Pogs?”*
*Kevin Kelly looks bemused* Well back to you JR.
JR: Thanks Kevin, folks just a reminder to our UK fans watching on Sky Sports we will be back in the UK in Glascow on July 13th at some arena, a hole host of WWE superstars will be appearing like Shawn Stasiak and X-Pac to put on a crappy half assed show for you great fans!
In the Psychiatrist's office.
Psychiatrist: "You know what's strange?"
Grandprix: "What"
Psychiatrist: "The System Fighters have not received a serious chance to win the tag team titles"
Grandprix: "I know we're multiple times HardCAW champions and your'e the current CAW champion"
Psychiatrist: "Clearly Reaver is not thinking straight and needs some serious psychoanalysing"
*Huge cheers*
Grandprix: "And I'll take STD to the Finish Line if he thinks he can get in our way"
*More cheers*
Psychiatrist: "You know what we should do"
Grandprix and the Psychiatrist: "Fight the system!"
Everyone in the crowd: "Fight! fight! fight! fight!"
Psychiatrist: "You know what's strange?"
Grandprix: "What"
Psychiatrist: "The System Fighters have not received a serious chance to win the tag team titles"
Grandprix: "I know we're multiple times HardCAW champions and your'e the current CAW champion"
Psychiatrist: "Clearly Reaver is not thinking straight and needs some serious psychoanalysing"
*Huge cheers*
Grandprix: "And I'll take STD to the Finish Line if he thinks he can get in our way"
*More cheers*
Psychiatrist: "You know what we should do"
Grandprix and the Psychiatrist: "Fight the system!"
Everyone in the crowd: "Fight! fight! fight! fight!"
STD is walking around backstage when he bumps into Cong and Hawk.
"Hey, i don't want to start a fight here as i can kick your a$s someplace else"
*Cong and Hawk raise fists at STD*
"Not so fast, you see *STD points to his badge saying "CAW commishioner for two weeks" Sorry but if you punch me i'll just fire you.
*Hawk and Cong look frustrated but lower their fists*
"Now i have just come to inform you that you two will have some opponents not next week, but the week after that at Freefall for your Tag Titles. You see next week their will be a No.1 Contendership match for the Tag Team Titles which will between The Government Mules Vs The Star Blasters"
"Bye, bye for now, Losers!
Cong: "Why the little git, I hope DW sorts him out at Freefall"
Hawk: "Err Cong he is actually quite tall, as tall as you"
Cong: "Thats not the point! Anyway lets go..."
"Hey, i don't want to start a fight here as i can kick your a$s someplace else"
*Cong and Hawk raise fists at STD*
"Not so fast, you see *STD points to his badge saying "CAW commishioner for two weeks" Sorry but if you punch me i'll just fire you.
*Hawk and Cong look frustrated but lower their fists*
"Now i have just come to inform you that you two will have some opponents not next week, but the week after that at Freefall for your Tag Titles. You see next week their will be a No.1 Contendership match for the Tag Team Titles which will between The Government Mules Vs The Star Blasters"
"Bye, bye for now, Losers!
Cong: "Why the little git, I hope DW sorts him out at Freefall"
Hawk: "Err Cong he is actually quite tall, as tall as you"
Cong: "Thats not the point! Anyway lets go..."
*Hawk and Cong are seen backstage*
Hawk : "I don't know about you Cong, but I don't think our name sucks. Well, if our name does suck... what does that leave the.. 'Government Mules' name as?"
Cong : "Well, I don't know how they have the right to diss our name, when their name makes them sound like they are 2 cows called Daisy and Buttercup standing outside some government building for some poncy member of the government that can't even afford a car!"
*Hawk smirks at this*
Hawk : "True... true... anyway, about giving them a match - do you think we should?"
Cong : "Why shouldn't we give them a match? We could beat them in the ring 1, 2, 3 any day, on any show and with any stipulation..."
Hawk : "Yup, indeed we could, but the thing is, do they deserve a shot???"
Cong : "I know what you mean. Reaver isn't exactly on a winning streak, and Jetster isn't going to be lifting that KOTR title any time soon, is he now.... but I still think we should give them a match, and beat them 1, 2, 3, like we've said we can, and retain our tag titles."
Hawk : "Gotcha! But just wait and we'll see... that Reaver'll add some stupid stipulation like, if he gets a move done on him the whole of the locker room is to come pouring out and attack us."
Cong : He can do that, as he does own this company and he does book the matches and stipulations, but if something like that does happen, then it'll give us more of a reason to kick his fat @$$ when no-one's looking!"
*Hawk and Cong leave the small room they were in with Tag Titles on their shoulders, ready to see what Reaver has in store for them....*
Hawk : "I don't know about you Cong, but I don't think our name sucks. Well, if our name does suck... what does that leave the.. 'Government Mules' name as?"
Cong : "Well, I don't know how they have the right to diss our name, when their name makes them sound like they are 2 cows called Daisy and Buttercup standing outside some government building for some poncy member of the government that can't even afford a car!"
*Hawk smirks at this*
Hawk : "True... true... anyway, about giving them a match - do you think we should?"
Cong : "Why shouldn't we give them a match? We could beat them in the ring 1, 2, 3 any day, on any show and with any stipulation..."
Hawk : "Yup, indeed we could, but the thing is, do they deserve a shot???"
Cong : "I know what you mean. Reaver isn't exactly on a winning streak, and Jetster isn't going to be lifting that KOTR title any time soon, is he now.... but I still think we should give them a match, and beat them 1, 2, 3, like we've said we can, and retain our tag titles."
Hawk : "Gotcha! But just wait and we'll see... that Reaver'll add some stupid stipulation like, if he gets a move done on him the whole of the locker room is to come pouring out and attack us."
Cong : He can do that, as he does own this company and he does book the matches and stipulations, but if something like that does happen, then it'll give us more of a reason to kick his fat @$$ when no-one's looking!"
*Hawk and Cong leave the small room they were in with Tag Titles on their shoulders, ready to see what Reaver has in store for them....*
POP for Da Animalz of Doom.
Pogs, that takes me back.
*Reaver (Ant) and Jetster play for pogs and keyneys (sp?), before Reaver grabs Shaneo who has a mic*
"Be quiet Shaneo, I wish to speak. Jetster is right, and when I send Cong Man flying out of SRW in two weeks time, surely those titles will be up for grabs! Hawk (AJ) is now good enough to hold both titles himself, so unless he finds a partner then me and Jetster will have a great chance of winning the titles we so badly deserve."
"That is assuming you beat Cong Man," Shaneo says a matter-of-factly.
"Shush," Reaver tells him, before spamming him around the back of the head and going back to a game of Coppit with Jetster.
"Be quiet Shaneo, I wish to speak. Jetster is right, and when I send Cong Man flying out of SRW in two weeks time, surely those titles will be up for grabs! Hawk (AJ) is now good enough to hold both titles himself, so unless he finds a partner then me and Jetster will have a great chance of winning the titles we so badly deserve."
"That is assuming you beat Cong Man," Shaneo says a matter-of-factly.
"Shush," Reaver tells him, before spamming him around the back of the head and going back to a game of Coppit with Jetster.
JR: Well folks I will now hand you over to Kevin Kelly backstage.
Kevin Kelly: Thank you JR and I hope you recover fully from your heart condition.
JR: Most appreciated Kevin.
Kevin Kelly: Well viewers Jetster from the tag team Government Mules has got something to sa…….
Jetster: Shut up Kevin, oh and by the way you left your Slim Fast in the locker room. I am here to talk on behalf of Reaver about the current tag team division, as well quite frankly it sucks. I mean we are the only half decent tag team in this division……Or should that be the best tag team in the division? Ahh the hell with it, the bottom line…….Or do I mean the top line? Oh I don’t know but either way we deserve a match and I don’t mean a pansy match against that crap team Star Blasters, I mean a real match, I am talking about a title shot against Da Animalz Of Doom. Come to think about it what kind of name is Da Animalz of Doom? Who the hell do they think they are? I bet they think they sound cool by putting a ‘Z’ on the end of Animalz when really it makes them look like they have a combined IQ of 5, because quite frankly we are going to get to the bottom of people screwing us out of a title shot and we don’t give a damn whether the Animalz Of Doom are at the top! So basically to cut a short story long……Er actually I mean a long story short or should that be a long promo short? Anyway we are coming after you and your titles Animalz so don’t say we didn’t warn you.
*Jetster storms off and you can hear him shout, “Hey Reaver, you got any more Pogs?”*
*Kevin Kelly looks bemused* Well back to you JR.
JR: Thanks Kevin, folks just a reminder to our UK fans watching on Sky Sports we will be back in the UK in Glascow on July 13th at some arena, a hole host of WWE superstars will be appearing like Shawn Stasiak and X-Pac to put on a crappy half assed show for you great fans!
Kevin Kelly: Thank you JR and I hope you recover fully from your heart condition.
JR: Most appreciated Kevin.
Kevin Kelly: Well viewers Jetster from the tag team Government Mules has got something to sa…….
Jetster: Shut up Kevin, oh and by the way you left your Slim Fast in the locker room. I am here to talk on behalf of Reaver about the current tag team division, as well quite frankly it sucks. I mean we are the only half decent tag team in this division……Or should that be the best tag team in the division? Ahh the hell with it, the bottom line…….Or do I mean the top line? Oh I don’t know but either way we deserve a match and I don’t mean a pansy match against that crap team Star Blasters, I mean a real match, I am talking about a title shot against Da Animalz Of Doom. Come to think about it what kind of name is Da Animalz of Doom? Who the hell do they think they are? I bet they think they sound cool by putting a ‘Z’ on the end of Animalz when really it makes them look like they have a combined IQ of 5, because quite frankly we are going to get to the bottom of people screwing us out of a title shot and we don’t give a damn whether the Animalz Of Doom are at the top! So basically to cut a short story long……Er actually I mean a long story short or should that be a long promo short? Anyway we are coming after you and your titles Animalz so don’t say we didn’t warn you.
*Jetster storms off and you can hear him shout, “Hey Reaver, you got any more Pogs?”*
*Kevin Kelly looks bemused* Well back to you JR.
JR: Thanks Kevin, folks just a reminder to our UK fans watching on Sky Sports we will be back in the UK in Glascow on July 13th at some arena, a hole host of WWE superstars will be appearing like Shawn Stasiak and X-Pac to put on a crappy half assed show for you great fans!