The "General Games Chat" forum, which includes Retro Game Reviews, has been archived and is now read-only. You cannot post here or create a new thread or review on this forum.
.....in the style of Alan Hanson (aka. the complete retard)
Pick one of the below words:
Fabulous / Outstanding / Great / Amazin' / Superb
And then pick one of the below statements to go with it:
Ball control / Strength / Finish / Skill / Pace / Turn / Tackle
Make as many of those as you want and compile a tape of your best. Send it off to the BBC and before you know it, you'll be analysing the top matches with the likes of Mark Lawrenson (aka. Annoying Old Man), Alan Hanson (aka. The complete retard) and Martin O'Neil (aka. the only one who actually knows what he is talking about).
Oh and you'll also get to meet Gary Lineker (aka. The Man Who Always Goes On Holiday to Hot Places Judging by the Colour of his Skin).
Pick one of the below words:
Fabulous / Outstanding / Great / Amazin' / Superb
And then pick one of the below statements to go with it:
Ball control / Strength / Finish / Skill / Pace / Turn / Tackle
Make as many of those as you want and compile a tape of your best. Send it off to the BBC and before you know it, you'll be analysing the top matches with the likes of Mark Lawrenson (aka. Annoying Old Man), Alan Hanson (aka. The complete retard) and Martin O'Neil (aka. the only one who actually knows what he is talking about).
Oh and you'll also get to meet Gary Lineker (aka. The Man Who Always Goes On Holiday to Hot Places Judging by the Colour of his Skin).
FantasyMeister wrote:
> Can I throw in
>
> Atrocious / Diabolical
>
> and
>
> Defending / Passing
>
> for when he analyses tomorrow's match against Argentina?
Oh of course! How could I forget diabolical? That is his most used word! "Diabolical Defending..."
Then there are his other favourites like "Great strength" and "Fabulous finish".
How has that man got a job?
ITV coverage is sooooo much better. I mean, they have the almighty DES! And Ali (now there's a true Scotsman. Never does he praise England more than they deserve!). And Gazza (just for comical value).
And what is with David Beckham saying that England are too honest?! They shouldn't get up in the penalty area? Like they would! England are gonna losr tomorrow and that's that. The almight Muhammad has spoken. 2-1 to Argentina. Batistuta will score in the first 20 minutes. You mark my words. I'm right, I know it. :-D
> Can I throw in
>
> Atrocious / Diabolical
>
> and
>
> Defending / Passing
>
> for when he analyses tomorrow's match against Argentina?
Oh of course! How could I forget diabolical? That is his most used word! "Diabolical Defending..."
Then there are his other favourites like "Great strength" and "Fabulous finish".
How has that man got a job?
ITV coverage is sooooo much better. I mean, they have the almighty DES! And Ali (now there's a true Scotsman. Never does he praise England more than they deserve!). And Gazza (just for comical value).
And what is with David Beckham saying that England are too honest?! They shouldn't get up in the penalty area? Like they would! England are gonna losr tomorrow and that's that. The almight Muhammad has spoken. 2-1 to Argentina. Batistuta will score in the first 20 minutes. You mark my words. I'm right, I know it. :-D
heh, good and true post
Can I throw in
Atrocious / Diabolical
and
Defending / Passing
for when he analyses tomorrow's match against Argentina?
Atrocious / Diabolical
and
Defending / Passing
for when he analyses tomorrow's match against Argentina?
hoho, nice one daddy.
*sends tape off to the BBC*
*sends tape off to the BBC*
.....in the style of Alan Hanson (aka. the complete retard)
Pick one of the below words:
Fabulous / Outstanding / Great / Amazin' / Superb
And then pick one of the below statements to go with it:
Ball control / Strength / Finish / Skill / Pace / Turn / Tackle
Make as many of those as you want and compile a tape of your best. Send it off to the BBC and before you know it, you'll be analysing the top matches with the likes of Mark Lawrenson (aka. Annoying Old Man), Alan Hanson (aka. The complete retard) and Martin O'Neil (aka. the only one who actually knows what he is talking about).
Oh and you'll also get to meet Gary Lineker (aka. The Man Who Always Goes On Holiday to Hot Places Judging by the Colour of his Skin).
Pick one of the below words:
Fabulous / Outstanding / Great / Amazin' / Superb
And then pick one of the below statements to go with it:
Ball control / Strength / Finish / Skill / Pace / Turn / Tackle
Make as many of those as you want and compile a tape of your best. Send it off to the BBC and before you know it, you'll be analysing the top matches with the likes of Mark Lawrenson (aka. Annoying Old Man), Alan Hanson (aka. The complete retard) and Martin O'Neil (aka. the only one who actually knows what he is talking about).
Oh and you'll also get to meet Gary Lineker (aka. The Man Who Always Goes On Holiday to Hot Places Judging by the Colour of his Skin).