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"Big Brother contestant displays mind-numbing stupidity"

Why am I not watching Big Brother?

Because this is what happened last time I tuned in. By way of disclaimer I would like to warn you that the following disclosure could result in your losing all faith in the British education system if not evolution and the human race itself. You have been warned.

It starts with Jade asking Spencer what he does for a living; this is incredible:

Spencer: "You know you see those people in Venice standing on the back of gondolas, pushing it around?"

Jade: "They don't do that on the Thames though, do they?"

Spencer: "No. I don't work on the Thames. I work in Cambridge."

Jade: "Is there not the Thames there?"

Spencer: "No!"

Jade: "Is there a river called the Cambridge river?"

Spencer: "Yeah, it's called the Cam."

Jade: "Really? You swear? I only thought there was the Thames. I thought that was the main one in London."

Spencer: "It is. I don't live in London."

Jade: "I'm confused. I thought Cambridge was in London. I knew Birmingham weren't in London."

Spencer: "Would you like to go and tell the group what you just said?"

Jade: "No..."

Spencer: "Cambridge is a city."

Jade: "But we've got a city in London."

Spencer: "Yes. This city is called London. And there's different parts of it. Cambridge is a city."

Jade: "Of where? Kent?"

Jade: "Well England's a country, London's a city, Bermondsey's just a throw-off. Now where are you? What's your country, and what's your things?"

Spencer: "What country am I from? England. The city is called Cambridge, the county Cambridgeshire."

Jade: "So not Kent then?"

Spencer: "Nooooo.... The region is called East Anglia."

Jade: "East Angular? That's abroad. Is there not a place called East Angular abroad?"

Spencer: "Jade, have you been taking the stupid pills again?"

Jade: "Every time people tell me they work in East Angular, I actually think they're talking about near Tunisia and places like that. Am I thick?"

Spencer: "Well, I hate to say it, but you are."

Jade: "Cos Scottish and Irish and all that comes under England, doesn't it?"

Spencer: "No... They come under Great Britain. Scotland and Wales have their own flags. Northern Ireland and Ireland are different."

Jade: "So they're not together? Where's Berlin?"

Spencer: "Germany..."

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Dubious thanks to the big brother site for that conversation.

All that is left to be said is "why?"

and wtf?!

One day this woman will be allowed to procreate. Let this be a warning to us all of the dangers of democracy and women's rights.

Mr. Happy wrote:
>I would like to warn you that the following disclosure
> could result in your losing all faith in the British education system
> if not evolution and the human race itself.

I already have :D

Sibs wrote:
> That made me laugh. Do they only let stupid people into that house or
> something...?

Yes, if only for the comedy value...

I seen that last night. She is so goddam stupid, i thought she was being funny at first, but when i realised she wasnt i just despaired.

What smashes it is Jade the stupid one, her mother is a Lesbian and her father is in Jail for robbing a bank. you wouldn't guessed that she had a messed up childhood from the intelligence that she shows.

I'm scared...

"Where's Berlin then...?"

That made me laugh. Do they only let stupid people into that house or something...?

Me too!

Its crazy - watch out though - feminists lurk at every turn!

She can vote

I'm not allowed because I'm too 'young' same with alcohol :P

Dawn of the Dead?

I really, really struggled trying to follow her logic.

Personally, I can't find one good reason why she shouldn't be put down once she leaves the house, for all of our sakes.

But on the other hand, at least if the people that enjoy Big Brother stay indoors and watch it?
That means there are less doorways being blocked and more books to borrow from the library.

It's when they start to roam the earth and the intelligent ones have to barricade themselves in shopping centres that I'll start to worry.

People love this 'TV Program'



I have said it before and I'll say it again - Logic has no place in the UK.






Pure rubbish!