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if ya got any good spoofs post em ere for peeps to read
il be making one now, and the film, well res not so evil of course
il be making one now, and the film, well res not so evil of course
oh cum on someone read it
please pwety pwease
please pwety pwease
Resident (not so) Evil
Chapter 1 of 10
It started of as a normal day in Rainjacket coop , people working at desks and in laboratory’s . The day went on until early afternoon when the Z-disease room was broken into the anti-dote was taken, the Z-disease tube broken on the floor and it all began…
The Rainjacket computer on its supersmart cameras had seen the disease tube broken, its only choice was to seal up the building and infect all staff members with the z-disease. All but 20 people had fell to the floor unconscious, them people were in the elevator. Elevator 1 brakes had gone into overdrive and sent them out the top of the building, and left them to plunge 500 stories down to there death. Of course this incident had caused the remaining 8 in elevator 2, to panic. They had only one choice , to open the elevator doors, by this time the elevator had stopped and showed no signs of moving. As they where just above the top floor when the elevators stopped there was only a gap of 30cm by 20cm , only one was small enough to fit through this small gap so Memorex the head of office workers began to squeeze through onto the 500th floor. As her head popped through the hole she saw all workers had collapsed to the floor, not knowing what fate she was into she carried on climbing through. Just as her shoulders where beginning to appear she could not get any further, she was stuck. She tried as hard as she could to get out but it was useless, just then the brakes started to squeak and the elevator started to move. It started to pick up speed, and as she came down her nose broke against the floor then the elevator began rising up and cracked open her skull and knocked straignt out, and as if someone was playing with her, this repeated several times. Blood was everywhere and she was unable to gain back concious butfrom that much pain she wouldnt of wanted to. After the fifth blow to the back of the skull the elevator came down faster than ever and took her head clean off, and left the 7 remaining employees to plunge to their death.
Chapter 2 either coming later on today or Tomorrow but until then stay unafraid very unafraid
Chapter 1 of 10
It started of as a normal day in Rainjacket coop , people working at desks and in laboratory’s . The day went on until early afternoon when the Z-disease room was broken into the anti-dote was taken, the Z-disease tube broken on the floor and it all began…
The Rainjacket computer on its supersmart cameras had seen the disease tube broken, its only choice was to seal up the building and infect all staff members with the z-disease. All but 20 people had fell to the floor unconscious, them people were in the elevator. Elevator 1 brakes had gone into overdrive and sent them out the top of the building, and left them to plunge 500 stories down to there death. Of course this incident had caused the remaining 8 in elevator 2, to panic. They had only one choice , to open the elevator doors, by this time the elevator had stopped and showed no signs of moving. As they where just above the top floor when the elevators stopped there was only a gap of 30cm by 20cm , only one was small enough to fit through this small gap so Memorex the head of office workers began to squeeze through onto the 500th floor. As her head popped through the hole she saw all workers had collapsed to the floor, not knowing what fate she was into she carried on climbing through. Just as her shoulders where beginning to appear she could not get any further, she was stuck. She tried as hard as she could to get out but it was useless, just then the brakes started to squeak and the elevator started to move. It started to pick up speed, and as she came down her nose broke against the floor then the elevator began rising up and cracked open her skull and knocked straignt out, and as if someone was playing with her, this repeated several times. Blood was everywhere and she was unable to gain back concious butfrom that much pain she wouldnt of wanted to. After the fifth blow to the back of the skull the elevator came down faster than ever and took her head clean off, and left the 7 remaining employees to plunge to their death.
Chapter 2 either coming later on today or Tomorrow but until then stay unafraid very unafraid
if ya got any good spoofs post em ere for peeps to read
il be making one now, and the film, well res not so evil of course
il be making one now, and the film, well res not so evil of course