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(Slow, spooky music plays. Camera pans around to face Figo, who is sitting in a ragged chair in a dark room. He looks straight into the camera, smiling strangely.)
“Free-fall…plummet, to your death!”
BOOM!
(The whole room explodes and the screen is covered by a massive blaze of light. Sparks fly everywhere, but after a few seconds you can make out Figo, still sitting there, untouched.)
“Reaver…Cong Man…”
(Suddenly, Figo turns into Reaver (Ant). Reaver looks into the camera, and opens his mouth to speak. However, the actual speech is taken from an SRW event, so it sounds very strange.)
“Cong Man will be sent flying out of SRW!”
(Reaver then turns into Cong Man, who is now sitting on the chair. The sound of the screeching car Cong Man drove on Eclipse last week is heard.)
“Whoever loses the match…LEAVES SRW!”
(Figo is back on the chair, and a flash of lightning is seen behind him.)
“Scotty The Doggy…Dead Wonder…”
(There is a roar of thunder, and then sitting on the chair facing each-other, are the former tag partners STD and DW. They put their heads together, and both say:)
“I will leave you buried…ALIVE!”
FLASH! (Figo is back on the chair, smiling weirdly again.)
“Nash…allardini. Steiner…MikeAll. Benoit…Grandprix.” (The camera zooms in on his face as his eyes widen.) “Triple threat for the title!”
(The chair is replaced by a TV, which shows great moments in each of the wrestler’s lives. Chris Benoit (Grandprix) becoming the first ever SRW Champion, Scott Steiner (MikeAll) making his successful debut and a shot of Nash (allardini) powerbombing Jericho (Figo) off the top of a cage to retain the title.)
(Quietly, but becoming louder, a group of voices chant continually, their voices growing higher all the time. Figo is back on the sofa, with a golden crown on his head.)
“King Of The Ring…FINAL!” (The voices reach a climax and it all culminates a massive bang of a drum. The screen is now totally dark.)
(The Insurrextion theme plays (great music), and the SRW Free-Fall logo suddenly emerges onto the screen, with a sky-blue background. Another voice, but this time just the voice of a normal bloke who works on Sky Sports advertisements.)
“SRW Free-Fall is live only on UKChatforums.com, and is brought to you by Special Reserve. The card is subject to change, but at the moment confirmed matches include Reaver vs Cong Man, Dead Wonder vs Scotty The Doggy in a buried alive match, an SRW Tag Team Title Ladder match between the Hardys (Grandprix and IB) and Billy and Chuck (RM18 and Cong Man), the King Of The Ring Tournament Championship will be up for grabs in a brutal Hell In A Cell match and this massive event will culminate with a triple threat for the SRW Championship. You can order this now for free, and if you’re under 18 you don’t need permission from whoever pays the bill. Don’t miss this amazing extravaganza, ONLY on UKChatforums.com.”
(Finally, the dark room is shown again, but this time the chair is empty, but written on it in bold red is, “Free-Fall.”)
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Hehe, was just thinking of this PPV and I had an idea for an advert, and in the end came up with this. I know it has nothing to do with falling, but I just liked the idea. {:) Hypes it up a bit too.
Just a note for Figo, looking through your matches I noticed a lot of cool stipulations, just make sure you don’t use too many. I mean, you already have Buried Alive, Hell In A Cell, Cage and Ladder. :D
Thanks for reading, Ant.
“Free-fall…plummet, to your death!”
BOOM!
(The whole room explodes and the screen is covered by a massive blaze of light. Sparks fly everywhere, but after a few seconds you can make out Figo, still sitting there, untouched.)
“Reaver…Cong Man…”
(Suddenly, Figo turns into Reaver (Ant). Reaver looks into the camera, and opens his mouth to speak. However, the actual speech is taken from an SRW event, so it sounds very strange.)
“Cong Man will be sent flying out of SRW!”
(Reaver then turns into Cong Man, who is now sitting on the chair. The sound of the screeching car Cong Man drove on Eclipse last week is heard.)
“Whoever loses the match…LEAVES SRW!”
(Figo is back on the chair, and a flash of lightning is seen behind him.)
“Scotty The Doggy…Dead Wonder…”
(There is a roar of thunder, and then sitting on the chair facing each-other, are the former tag partners STD and DW. They put their heads together, and both say:)
“I will leave you buried…ALIVE!”
FLASH! (Figo is back on the chair, smiling weirdly again.)
“Nash…allardini. Steiner…MikeAll. Benoit…Grandprix.” (The camera zooms in on his face as his eyes widen.) “Triple threat for the title!”
(The chair is replaced by a TV, which shows great moments in each of the wrestler’s lives. Chris Benoit (Grandprix) becoming the first ever SRW Champion, Scott Steiner (MikeAll) making his successful debut and a shot of Nash (allardini) powerbombing Jericho (Figo) off the top of a cage to retain the title.)
(Quietly, but becoming louder, a group of voices chant continually, their voices growing higher all the time. Figo is back on the sofa, with a golden crown on his head.)
“King Of The Ring…FINAL!” (The voices reach a climax and it all culminates a massive bang of a drum. The screen is now totally dark.)
(The Insurrextion theme plays (great music), and the SRW Free-Fall logo suddenly emerges onto the screen, with a sky-blue background. Another voice, but this time just the voice of a normal bloke who works on Sky Sports advertisements.)
“SRW Free-Fall is live only on UKChatforums.com, and is brought to you by Special Reserve. The card is subject to change, but at the moment confirmed matches include Reaver vs Cong Man, Dead Wonder vs Scotty The Doggy in a buried alive match, an SRW Tag Team Title Ladder match between the Hardys (Grandprix and IB) and Billy and Chuck (RM18 and Cong Man), the King Of The Ring Tournament Championship will be up for grabs in a brutal Hell In A Cell match and this massive event will culminate with a triple threat for the SRW Championship. You can order this now for free, and if you’re under 18 you don’t need permission from whoever pays the bill. Don’t miss this amazing extravaganza, ONLY on UKChatforums.com.”
(Finally, the dark room is shown again, but this time the chair is empty, but written on it in bold red is, “Free-Fall.”)
________________________________
Hehe, was just thinking of this PPV and I had an idea for an advert, and in the end came up with this. I know it has nothing to do with falling, but I just liked the idea. {:) Hypes it up a bit too.
Just a note for Figo, looking through your matches I noticed a lot of cool stipulations, just make sure you don’t use too many. I mean, you already have Buried Alive, Hell In A Cell, Cage and Ladder. :D
Thanks for reading, Ant.
Excellenté
Hmmm... this may affect my topical match idea but it may not...
Heh, nice one Ant.
P.S. I agree with Ant. This is not a criticism Figo, its just that if all the matches are gimmicks then they lose something, don't you think? They just seem less special if there are so many. However, can I have a gimmick match to write?
*tottaly contradicts himself*
P.S. I agree with Ant. This is not a criticism Figo, its just that if all the matches are gimmicks then they lose something, don't you think? They just seem less special if there are so many. However, can I have a gimmick match to write?
*tottaly contradicts himself*
Hey nice one Ant i really enjoyed that. Yes i have noticed the Stipulations but im just trying to make it seem different. You see, the other PPVs there seems to be only about 2 or 3 stipulations. If its bad i'll scap it. What do you think?
Oh and Ant, just a note: STD is the Commish for these two weeks so really i should be STD in the chair but that was amusing and enjoyable throughout.
Oh and Ant, just a note: STD is the Commish for these two weeks so really i should be STD in the chair but that was amusing and enjoyable throughout.
(Slow, spooky music plays. Camera pans around to face Figo, who is sitting in a ragged chair in a dark room. He looks straight into the camera, smiling strangely.)
“Free-fall…plummet, to your death!”
BOOM!
(The whole room explodes and the screen is covered by a massive blaze of light. Sparks fly everywhere, but after a few seconds you can make out Figo, still sitting there, untouched.)
“Reaver…Cong Man…”
(Suddenly, Figo turns into Reaver (Ant). Reaver looks into the camera, and opens his mouth to speak. However, the actual speech is taken from an SRW event, so it sounds very strange.)
“Cong Man will be sent flying out of SRW!”
(Reaver then turns into Cong Man, who is now sitting on the chair. The sound of the screeching car Cong Man drove on Eclipse last week is heard.)
“Whoever loses the match…LEAVES SRW!”
(Figo is back on the chair, and a flash of lightning is seen behind him.)
“Scotty The Doggy…Dead Wonder…”
(There is a roar of thunder, and then sitting on the chair facing each-other, are the former tag partners STD and DW. They put their heads together, and both say:)
“I will leave you buried…ALIVE!”
FLASH! (Figo is back on the chair, smiling weirdly again.)
“Nash…allardini. Steiner…MikeAll. Benoit…Grandprix.” (The camera zooms in on his face as his eyes widen.) “Triple threat for the title!”
(The chair is replaced by a TV, which shows great moments in each of the wrestler’s lives. Chris Benoit (Grandprix) becoming the first ever SRW Champion, Scott Steiner (MikeAll) making his successful debut and a shot of Nash (allardini) powerbombing Jericho (Figo) off the top of a cage to retain the title.)
(Quietly, but becoming louder, a group of voices chant continually, their voices growing higher all the time. Figo is back on the sofa, with a golden crown on his head.)
“King Of The Ring…FINAL!” (The voices reach a climax and it all culminates a massive bang of a drum. The screen is now totally dark.)
(The Insurrextion theme plays (great music), and the SRW Free-Fall logo suddenly emerges onto the screen, with a sky-blue background. Another voice, but this time just the voice of a normal bloke who works on Sky Sports advertisements.)
“SRW Free-Fall is live only on UKChatforums.com, and is brought to you by Special Reserve. The card is subject to change, but at the moment confirmed matches include Reaver vs Cong Man, Dead Wonder vs Scotty The Doggy in a buried alive match, an SRW Tag Team Title Ladder match between the Hardys (Grandprix and IB) and Billy and Chuck (RM18 and Cong Man), the King Of The Ring Tournament Championship will be up for grabs in a brutal Hell In A Cell match and this massive event will culminate with a triple threat for the SRW Championship. You can order this now for free, and if you’re under 18 you don’t need permission from whoever pays the bill. Don’t miss this amazing extravaganza, ONLY on UKChatforums.com.”
(Finally, the dark room is shown again, but this time the chair is empty, but written on it in bold red is, “Free-Fall.”)
________________________________
Hehe, was just thinking of this PPV and I had an idea for an advert, and in the end came up with this. I know it has nothing to do with falling, but I just liked the idea. {:) Hypes it up a bit too.
Just a note for Figo, looking through your matches I noticed a lot of cool stipulations, just make sure you don’t use too many. I mean, you already have Buried Alive, Hell In A Cell, Cage and Ladder. :D
Thanks for reading, Ant.
“Free-fall…plummet, to your death!”
BOOM!
(The whole room explodes and the screen is covered by a massive blaze of light. Sparks fly everywhere, but after a few seconds you can make out Figo, still sitting there, untouched.)
“Reaver…Cong Man…”
(Suddenly, Figo turns into Reaver (Ant). Reaver looks into the camera, and opens his mouth to speak. However, the actual speech is taken from an SRW event, so it sounds very strange.)
“Cong Man will be sent flying out of SRW!”
(Reaver then turns into Cong Man, who is now sitting on the chair. The sound of the screeching car Cong Man drove on Eclipse last week is heard.)
“Whoever loses the match…LEAVES SRW!”
(Figo is back on the chair, and a flash of lightning is seen behind him.)
“Scotty The Doggy…Dead Wonder…”
(There is a roar of thunder, and then sitting on the chair facing each-other, are the former tag partners STD and DW. They put their heads together, and both say:)
“I will leave you buried…ALIVE!”
FLASH! (Figo is back on the chair, smiling weirdly again.)
“Nash…allardini. Steiner…MikeAll. Benoit…Grandprix.” (The camera zooms in on his face as his eyes widen.) “Triple threat for the title!”
(The chair is replaced by a TV, which shows great moments in each of the wrestler’s lives. Chris Benoit (Grandprix) becoming the first ever SRW Champion, Scott Steiner (MikeAll) making his successful debut and a shot of Nash (allardini) powerbombing Jericho (Figo) off the top of a cage to retain the title.)
(Quietly, but becoming louder, a group of voices chant continually, their voices growing higher all the time. Figo is back on the sofa, with a golden crown on his head.)
“King Of The Ring…FINAL!” (The voices reach a climax and it all culminates a massive bang of a drum. The screen is now totally dark.)
(The Insurrextion theme plays (great music), and the SRW Free-Fall logo suddenly emerges onto the screen, with a sky-blue background. Another voice, but this time just the voice of a normal bloke who works on Sky Sports advertisements.)
“SRW Free-Fall is live only on UKChatforums.com, and is brought to you by Special Reserve. The card is subject to change, but at the moment confirmed matches include Reaver vs Cong Man, Dead Wonder vs Scotty The Doggy in a buried alive match, an SRW Tag Team Title Ladder match between the Hardys (Grandprix and IB) and Billy and Chuck (RM18 and Cong Man), the King Of The Ring Tournament Championship will be up for grabs in a brutal Hell In A Cell match and this massive event will culminate with a triple threat for the SRW Championship. You can order this now for free, and if you’re under 18 you don’t need permission from whoever pays the bill. Don’t miss this amazing extravaganza, ONLY on UKChatforums.com.”
(Finally, the dark room is shown again, but this time the chair is empty, but written on it in bold red is, “Free-Fall.”)
________________________________
Hehe, was just thinking of this PPV and I had an idea for an advert, and in the end came up with this. I know it has nothing to do with falling, but I just liked the idea. {:) Hypes it up a bit too.
Just a note for Figo, looking through your matches I noticed a lot of cool stipulations, just make sure you don’t use too many. I mean, you already have Buried Alive, Hell In A Cell, Cage and Ladder. :D
Thanks for reading, Ant.