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Wed 05/06/02 at 14:51
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Stephen Spielberg is casting for a new film based around the great composers. Anyway to give the film a twist and some "oomph" he decides to cast the parts to the great action heroes of today. He calls Stallone, Arnie, Bruce Willis and Seagal into his office to hear who they would like to play:

"Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play him."

"Chopin has always been my favourite, and my image would improve if people saw me playing the piano" said Willis. "I'll play him."

"I've always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes," said Segal. "I'd like to play him."

Spielberg was very pleased with these choices. "Sounds splendid."

Then, looking at Schwarzenegger, he asked, "Who do you want to be, Arnold?"

So Arnold says ...







Wait for it, its a beauty..........












"I'll be Bach."
Wed 05/06/02 at 20:57
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LOL that was good
Wed 05/06/02 at 20:45
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ROFL - I just remembered something funny.
Wed 05/06/02 at 20:36
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Lawless Fever wrote:
> Meh, can it be any worse than his singing?
>
> 'Yippy-Kay-Ay'

I dont suppose you have seen the SR advert for nakatomi plaza?

They spell it Yippy-ki-aye (or something similar) I was in stitches.
Wed 05/06/02 at 20:19
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That didn't do anything to me.

*feels his electic pads working*

mmmmm.. free muscles.
Wed 05/06/02 at 19:52
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LOL, thats a classic.
Wed 05/06/02 at 18:06
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what shall i play again..? :S
Wed 05/06/02 at 17:49
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Meh, can it be any worse than his singing?

'Yippy-Kay-Ay Mother******!'

*Starts singing, and all the terrorists die*

PLAY IT AGAIN SAM! 80)
Wed 05/06/02 at 17:44
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If anyone does want to see Bruce Willis play a piano, watch the Moonlighting series, with Cybil Shepard in. It's the greatest detective program on earth, and he plays a piano several times.
Wed 05/06/02 at 17:43
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R2001UK wrote:
> Thanks, but I was serious!

I know! That just makes it funnier!
Wed 05/06/02 at 17:42
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I thought it was a pretty good joke, especially as I haven't heard it before, and wasn't expecting it. Anyway, I'll go read Wookie's joke now and see which is better :P

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