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Stryke lay on his bed, the music filled his room as he just lay there thinking. Well he tried too but the room was still spinning. The bottle of vodka that he and Rasta had drunk for breakfast really wasn't worth it. Well they are our drunk heros and that is the way they live. Stryke could here the laughing and loud beeps comming from Rasta's room. He staggered down the hall to find Rasta lying naked on the floor playing his gamecube.
"Oi little naked man, plug me in, I want to beat you."
Rasta made and attempt to plug in the second controller and after severall goes eventually managed to get it in. He turned around to find Stryke fast asleep on his bed.
"Bah you welsh fan dan" shouted Rasta but Stryke was out of the game.
Ant ran into the room, glass of orange squash in hand.
"Guys, guys, guys. Something is happening" said Ant
"Whats the matter, eh? Finally getting hair on your..."
"Shut it" interuppted Ant. "Look out the window"
Rasta opened his blind to find a woman dressed in dark clothes wearing glasses and a hat. She approached the door. Sheepy opened the door to his room, a team of super model birds sat on his bed/floor and seats.
"What you doing in there Sheepy?" asked Ant.
"Errr. Biology project." Replied Sheepy with a huge grin on his face.
The door bell rang, Ant approached the door and let the woman in. She looked nervous, she was shaking slightly.
"I need your help" she said. "I believe you are the Drunk Heros Inc??"
"Yes, indeed we are" replied Ant. "What can we do you for?"
"Well I wanted the A-Team first, they sent me to you guys, I have some trouble with my bloke."
Sheepy winked at her, "I can help you there."
"Thats not what she means." Said Rasta "Is it?"
"Look lets just go in here, sit down and talk it over" said Stryke.
They all sat down in the sitting room, surrounded by cans of lager and empty bottles of various spirits. The woman began to speak.
"Well you see, it is my husband, I think he is cheating on me and my Gamecube with.........(The woman began to cry)... with ...an....XBox."
"The Barsteward" yelled Stryke. "We shall take care of him.
They drew up their plan of action. Rasta would go to the shop and get more drink, then the woman would give them more details as they all drink then they would get birds over and make a night of it. Ant didn't like the plan so they gave him a wedgie
They entered the house of the troubled couple, Rasta began setting up the hidden cameras and microphones. Stryke took some bottles out of the fridge. "Wooo lets get drunk on this cheap wine."
"Later Stryke, we are working just now" said Sheepy.
They left the house and set up all the epuipment in a tree house in a neighbours garden. The man of the house came home and true to his wifes words he sneaked into a small storage hole in the floor and removed the xbox, he hugged it before turning it on. He plugged his controller in and it began to vibrate.
"This just isn't right" said Sheepy.
"I'll kill him!" shouted Rasta.
"Silence, we know what must be done." said Stryke. "He is no longer loyal to hiw wife and their gamecube, he is cheating on them in their own home."
"Oh dear, the gamecube is there too, but it isn't turned on." said Ant
"He makes me sick, what kind of sick games does this man play?" Asked Rasta.
The others just shook their head. Then decided to have a drink to calm their nerves.
After emptying a bottle of vodka and a keg of beer they fell asleep, a few hours later they were awakened by two young children prodding them with sticks.
"Arrrgh, Ant go entertain the kids, we are busy here."
Ant wandered off to play with the kids in the garden while the others began again to watch the tapes and listen to what was going on.
They noticed that each time the wife came home he hid the xbox and pretended that everything was perfect.
"Right I have a plan" said Stryke. The others gathered round and they began to plan out exactly what would happen.
It all began the next morning, each of them wearing those funny drinking hats with vodka and beer in each side, they entered the house and took the xbox from the hole, replacing it with a nice surprise, they then dolled up the gamecube in some nice leather straps. Then took his wife for a makeover.
The man of the house came home and couldn't believe his eyes when his xbox wasn't there, he read the letter and fell to the ground, then noticed the gamecube, he plugged it in, then the mans wife came home and he couldn't believe his eyes.
"Err the camera is still on, should we be filming this?" asked Ant.
"I'll sort it out in a while" said sheepy.
They drunk heros left to go to the pub, the next day they woke up in the flat, Stryke lying wearing a pink dress, Rasta was once again naked and sleeping in his wardrobe, sheepy was in his room, many women still there wating for him.
"Hey where is Ant?" asked Stryke
Sheepys door opened. "Err didn't we sell him to that woman with the boobs?"
"Oh yeah"
until next time.......
"Oi little naked man, plug me in, I want to beat you."
Rasta made and attempt to plug in the second controller and after severall goes eventually managed to get it in. He turned around to find Stryke fast asleep on his bed.
"Bah you welsh fan dan" shouted Rasta but Stryke was out of the game.
Ant ran into the room, glass of orange squash in hand.
"Guys, guys, guys. Something is happening" said Ant
"Whats the matter, eh? Finally getting hair on your..."
"Shut it" interuppted Ant. "Look out the window"
Rasta opened his blind to find a woman dressed in dark clothes wearing glasses and a hat. She approached the door. Sheepy opened the door to his room, a team of super model birds sat on his bed/floor and seats.
"What you doing in there Sheepy?" asked Ant.
"Errr. Biology project." Replied Sheepy with a huge grin on his face.
The door bell rang, Ant approached the door and let the woman in. She looked nervous, she was shaking slightly.
"I need your help" she said. "I believe you are the Drunk Heros Inc??"
"Yes, indeed we are" replied Ant. "What can we do you for?"
"Well I wanted the A-Team first, they sent me to you guys, I have some trouble with my bloke."
Sheepy winked at her, "I can help you there."
"Thats not what she means." Said Rasta "Is it?"
"Look lets just go in here, sit down and talk it over" said Stryke.
They all sat down in the sitting room, surrounded by cans of lager and empty bottles of various spirits. The woman began to speak.
"Well you see, it is my husband, I think he is cheating on me and my Gamecube with.........(The woman began to cry)... with ...an....XBox."
"The Barsteward" yelled Stryke. "We shall take care of him.
They drew up their plan of action. Rasta would go to the shop and get more drink, then the woman would give them more details as they all drink then they would get birds over and make a night of it. Ant didn't like the plan so they gave him a wedgie
They entered the house of the troubled couple, Rasta began setting up the hidden cameras and microphones. Stryke took some bottles out of the fridge. "Wooo lets get drunk on this cheap wine."
"Later Stryke, we are working just now" said Sheepy.
They left the house and set up all the epuipment in a tree house in a neighbours garden. The man of the house came home and true to his wifes words he sneaked into a small storage hole in the floor and removed the xbox, he hugged it before turning it on. He plugged his controller in and it began to vibrate.
"This just isn't right" said Sheepy.
"I'll kill him!" shouted Rasta.
"Silence, we know what must be done." said Stryke. "He is no longer loyal to hiw wife and their gamecube, he is cheating on them in their own home."
"Oh dear, the gamecube is there too, but it isn't turned on." said Ant
"He makes me sick, what kind of sick games does this man play?" Asked Rasta.
The others just shook their head. Then decided to have a drink to calm their nerves.
After emptying a bottle of vodka and a keg of beer they fell asleep, a few hours later they were awakened by two young children prodding them with sticks.
"Arrrgh, Ant go entertain the kids, we are busy here."
Ant wandered off to play with the kids in the garden while the others began again to watch the tapes and listen to what was going on.
They noticed that each time the wife came home he hid the xbox and pretended that everything was perfect.
"Right I have a plan" said Stryke. The others gathered round and they began to plan out exactly what would happen.
It all began the next morning, each of them wearing those funny drinking hats with vodka and beer in each side, they entered the house and took the xbox from the hole, replacing it with a nice surprise, they then dolled up the gamecube in some nice leather straps. Then took his wife for a makeover.
The man of the house came home and couldn't believe his eyes when his xbox wasn't there, he read the letter and fell to the ground, then noticed the gamecube, he plugged it in, then the mans wife came home and he couldn't believe his eyes.
"Err the camera is still on, should we be filming this?" asked Ant.
"I'll sort it out in a while" said sheepy.
They drunk heros left to go to the pub, the next day they woke up in the flat, Stryke lying wearing a pink dress, Rasta was once again naked and sleeping in his wardrobe, sheepy was in his room, many women still there wating for him.
"Hey where is Ant?" asked Stryke
Sheepys door opened. "Err didn't we sell him to that woman with the boobs?"
"Oh yeah"
until next time.......
Lol!
Stryke lay on his bed, the music filled his room as he just lay there thinking. Well he tried too but the room was still spinning. The bottle of vodka that he and Rasta had drunk for breakfast really wasn't worth it. Well they are our drunk heros and that is the way they live. Stryke could here the laughing and loud beeps comming from Rasta's room. He staggered down the hall to find Rasta lying naked on the floor playing his gamecube.
"Oi little naked man, plug me in, I want to beat you."
Rasta made and attempt to plug in the second controller and after severall goes eventually managed to get it in. He turned around to find Stryke fast asleep on his bed.
"Bah you welsh fan dan" shouted Rasta but Stryke was out of the game.
Ant ran into the room, glass of orange squash in hand.
"Guys, guys, guys. Something is happening" said Ant
"Whats the matter, eh? Finally getting hair on your..."
"Shut it" interuppted Ant. "Look out the window"
Rasta opened his blind to find a woman dressed in dark clothes wearing glasses and a hat. She approached the door. Sheepy opened the door to his room, a team of super model birds sat on his bed/floor and seats.
"What you doing in there Sheepy?" asked Ant.
"Errr. Biology project." Replied Sheepy with a huge grin on his face.
The door bell rang, Ant approached the door and let the woman in. She looked nervous, she was shaking slightly.
"I need your help" she said. "I believe you are the Drunk Heros Inc??"
"Yes, indeed we are" replied Ant. "What can we do you for?"
"Well I wanted the A-Team first, they sent me to you guys, I have some trouble with my bloke."
Sheepy winked at her, "I can help you there."
"Thats not what she means." Said Rasta "Is it?"
"Look lets just go in here, sit down and talk it over" said Stryke.
They all sat down in the sitting room, surrounded by cans of lager and empty bottles of various spirits. The woman began to speak.
"Well you see, it is my husband, I think he is cheating on me and my Gamecube with.........(The woman began to cry)... with ...an....XBox."
"The Barsteward" yelled Stryke. "We shall take care of him.
They drew up their plan of action. Rasta would go to the shop and get more drink, then the woman would give them more details as they all drink then they would get birds over and make a night of it. Ant didn't like the plan so they gave him a wedgie
They entered the house of the troubled couple, Rasta began setting up the hidden cameras and microphones. Stryke took some bottles out of the fridge. "Wooo lets get drunk on this cheap wine."
"Later Stryke, we are working just now" said Sheepy.
They left the house and set up all the epuipment in a tree house in a neighbours garden. The man of the house came home and true to his wifes words he sneaked into a small storage hole in the floor and removed the xbox, he hugged it before turning it on. He plugged his controller in and it began to vibrate.
"This just isn't right" said Sheepy.
"I'll kill him!" shouted Rasta.
"Silence, we know what must be done." said Stryke. "He is no longer loyal to hiw wife and their gamecube, he is cheating on them in their own home."
"Oh dear, the gamecube is there too, but it isn't turned on." said Ant
"He makes me sick, what kind of sick games does this man play?" Asked Rasta.
The others just shook their head. Then decided to have a drink to calm their nerves.
After emptying a bottle of vodka and a keg of beer they fell asleep, a few hours later they were awakened by two young children prodding them with sticks.
"Arrrgh, Ant go entertain the kids, we are busy here."
Ant wandered off to play with the kids in the garden while the others began again to watch the tapes and listen to what was going on.
They noticed that each time the wife came home he hid the xbox and pretended that everything was perfect.
"Right I have a plan" said Stryke. The others gathered round and they began to plan out exactly what would happen.
It all began the next morning, each of them wearing those funny drinking hats with vodka and beer in each side, they entered the house and took the xbox from the hole, replacing it with a nice surprise, they then dolled up the gamecube in some nice leather straps. Then took his wife for a makeover.
The man of the house came home and couldn't believe his eyes when his xbox wasn't there, he read the letter and fell to the ground, then noticed the gamecube, he plugged it in, then the mans wife came home and he couldn't believe his eyes.
"Err the camera is still on, should we be filming this?" asked Ant.
"I'll sort it out in a while" said sheepy.
They drunk heros left to go to the pub, the next day they woke up in the flat, Stryke lying wearing a pink dress, Rasta was once again naked and sleeping in his wardrobe, sheepy was in his room, many women still there wating for him.
"Hey where is Ant?" asked Stryke
Sheepys door opened. "Err didn't we sell him to that woman with the boobs?"
"Oh yeah"
until next time.......
"Oi little naked man, plug me in, I want to beat you."
Rasta made and attempt to plug in the second controller and after severall goes eventually managed to get it in. He turned around to find Stryke fast asleep on his bed.
"Bah you welsh fan dan" shouted Rasta but Stryke was out of the game.
Ant ran into the room, glass of orange squash in hand.
"Guys, guys, guys. Something is happening" said Ant
"Whats the matter, eh? Finally getting hair on your..."
"Shut it" interuppted Ant. "Look out the window"
Rasta opened his blind to find a woman dressed in dark clothes wearing glasses and a hat. She approached the door. Sheepy opened the door to his room, a team of super model birds sat on his bed/floor and seats.
"What you doing in there Sheepy?" asked Ant.
"Errr. Biology project." Replied Sheepy with a huge grin on his face.
The door bell rang, Ant approached the door and let the woman in. She looked nervous, she was shaking slightly.
"I need your help" she said. "I believe you are the Drunk Heros Inc??"
"Yes, indeed we are" replied Ant. "What can we do you for?"
"Well I wanted the A-Team first, they sent me to you guys, I have some trouble with my bloke."
Sheepy winked at her, "I can help you there."
"Thats not what she means." Said Rasta "Is it?"
"Look lets just go in here, sit down and talk it over" said Stryke.
They all sat down in the sitting room, surrounded by cans of lager and empty bottles of various spirits. The woman began to speak.
"Well you see, it is my husband, I think he is cheating on me and my Gamecube with.........(The woman began to cry)... with ...an....XBox."
"The Barsteward" yelled Stryke. "We shall take care of him.
They drew up their plan of action. Rasta would go to the shop and get more drink, then the woman would give them more details as they all drink then they would get birds over and make a night of it. Ant didn't like the plan so they gave him a wedgie
They entered the house of the troubled couple, Rasta began setting up the hidden cameras and microphones. Stryke took some bottles out of the fridge. "Wooo lets get drunk on this cheap wine."
"Later Stryke, we are working just now" said Sheepy.
They left the house and set up all the epuipment in a tree house in a neighbours garden. The man of the house came home and true to his wifes words he sneaked into a small storage hole in the floor and removed the xbox, he hugged it before turning it on. He plugged his controller in and it began to vibrate.
"This just isn't right" said Sheepy.
"I'll kill him!" shouted Rasta.
"Silence, we know what must be done." said Stryke. "He is no longer loyal to hiw wife and their gamecube, he is cheating on them in their own home."
"Oh dear, the gamecube is there too, but it isn't turned on." said Ant
"He makes me sick, what kind of sick games does this man play?" Asked Rasta.
The others just shook their head. Then decided to have a drink to calm their nerves.
After emptying a bottle of vodka and a keg of beer they fell asleep, a few hours later they were awakened by two young children prodding them with sticks.
"Arrrgh, Ant go entertain the kids, we are busy here."
Ant wandered off to play with the kids in the garden while the others began again to watch the tapes and listen to what was going on.
They noticed that each time the wife came home he hid the xbox and pretended that everything was perfect.
"Right I have a plan" said Stryke. The others gathered round and they began to plan out exactly what would happen.
It all began the next morning, each of them wearing those funny drinking hats with vodka and beer in each side, they entered the house and took the xbox from the hole, replacing it with a nice surprise, they then dolled up the gamecube in some nice leather straps. Then took his wife for a makeover.
The man of the house came home and couldn't believe his eyes when his xbox wasn't there, he read the letter and fell to the ground, then noticed the gamecube, he plugged it in, then the mans wife came home and he couldn't believe his eyes.
"Err the camera is still on, should we be filming this?" asked Ant.
"I'll sort it out in a while" said sheepy.
They drunk heros left to go to the pub, the next day they woke up in the flat, Stryke lying wearing a pink dress, Rasta was once again naked and sleeping in his wardrobe, sheepy was in his room, many women still there wating for him.
"Hey where is Ant?" asked Stryke
Sheepys door opened. "Err didn't we sell him to that woman with the boobs?"
"Oh yeah"
until next time.......