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So I walk into the co-op ‘cos my mum hasn’t been shopping yet and I want something for dinner. I see a tin of Baxter’s Scotch Broth. It looks a nice change from tomato. I take it to the counter and pay. Then he say’s, “do you want the receipt?”
Do I want the receipt. Do I want the f*****g receipt. Why the hell would I want the receipt?
Yes, I’ll go home, have the soup, wait a few hours, throw up in the can then return to the co-op for a refund! Of course I don’t want the receipt. I know you don’t need A-levels to work in the co-op but a hand full of brain cells is mandatory, surely!
Do I want the receipt. Do I want the f*****g receipt. Why the hell would I want the receipt?
Yes, I’ll go home, have the soup, wait a few hours, throw up in the can then return to the co-op for a refund! Of course I don’t want the receipt. I know you don’t need A-levels to work in the co-op but a hand full of brain cells is mandatory, surely!
Maybe the rat was part of the soup. Instead of beef it's rat. Wouldn't suprise me. Only God and the kitchen staff know what's put into the college sausages.
Maybe it was a free gift. Like the rat.
I found a live moth in my chocolate shreddies once... maybe I should've sued them...
Damn, ya got me. Well, I'm off to play Virtua Sriker 3. Bye.
P.S. Has the new PCZone come out?
P.S. Has the new PCZone come out?
You'd need proof that you'd bought it
hoho
hoho
SHEEPY wrote:
> What if you opened the tin and saw a dead rat in it... would want your
> money back? :P
Sure but you'd send it to the company. Or sue their azz for millions.
well...hundreds of £'s anyway.
> What if you opened the tin and saw a dead rat in it... would want your
> money back? :P
Sure but you'd send it to the company. Or sue their azz for millions.
well...hundreds of £'s anyway.
swander87 wrote:
> Philgllaslhlhsh
That's swanderish for locky, by the way.
> Philgllaslhlhsh
That's swanderish for locky, by the way.
SHEEPY wrote:
> What if you opened the tin and saw a dead rat in it... would want your
> money back? :P
SWISH!
Sheepy 1, Philgllaslhlhsh 0.
> What if you opened the tin and saw a dead rat in it... would want your
> money back? :P
SWISH!
Sheepy 1, Philgllaslhlhsh 0.
What if you opened the tin and saw a dead rat in it... would want your money back? :P
So I walk into the co-op ‘cos my mum hasn’t been shopping yet and I want something for dinner. I see a tin of Baxter’s Scotch Broth. It looks a nice change from tomato. I take it to the counter and pay. Then he say’s, “do you want the receipt?”
Do I want the receipt. Do I want the f*****g receipt. Why the hell would I want the receipt?
Yes, I’ll go home, have the soup, wait a few hours, throw up in the can then return to the co-op for a refund! Of course I don’t want the receipt. I know you don’t need A-levels to work in the co-op but a hand full of brain cells is mandatory, surely!
Do I want the receipt. Do I want the f*****g receipt. Why the hell would I want the receipt?
Yes, I’ll go home, have the soup, wait a few hours, throw up in the can then return to the co-op for a refund! Of course I don’t want the receipt. I know you don’t need A-levels to work in the co-op but a hand full of brain cells is mandatory, surely!