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A pumped up crowd in the Sheffield Arena, England opened SR RAW with a bang...
The ring announcer strangely named Solid Snake stepped into the ring and decided to say a few words...
"Come in Otacon do you read me? The secret console operation is about to..."
The crowd went silent in confusion and someone from the crowd interrupted Snake and shouted out; "this is a console war not Metal Gear Solid you idiot, announce the contenders!"
"erm, oh yeh sorry ..Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to Raw is Console! this match is scheduled for one fall introducing first, weighing in at 2.1 kg, hailing from the deep dark suburbs of 'the 3rd place' it's the Playstation 2!"
The PS 2 made its way down the isle to an explosive reception! it climbed into the ring with its blue and green light shimmering away and its pads vibrating, boasting its great titles i.e. MGS 2, FF X, Pro Evolution Soccer and Medal of Honour.
"And his opponent..weighing in at er..too many pounds, hailing from the deep dark suburbs of Bill Gates's Discount Superstore its the new, the fabulous.. Otacon C4 Detonated..oops I mean the almighty X-BoX!"
An incredible surprise caused Sheffield Arena to erupt, as the X-BoX was able to walk down the isle without any help for the first time ever, this showed the intensive training procedures this console had gone through to become the undisputed 'heaviest Movable console' in the world today.
The X-BoX decided to climb into the ring, walked over to the PS2, Stared it straight into its flashing lights and said...
"Do you smell...what the X-BoX is about to do?"
The PS2 stood back and covered its air vents "Urgh! You could have waited! I'll have to turn on my fan now."
"Er...yeh sorry about that must have been all that gaming that ive been doing recently, Im so powerful but yet the humans have really been wearing me out!" the X-BoX said as he slowly moved around the ring getting away from the smell.
Ding Ding! the match got underway..
The X-BoX made a charge for the PS2 who had been completely blinded by the gas, which the X-BoX had released earlier and squashed the PS 2 into the turnbuckle, thus leaving it shaken and half unconscious. The X-BoX picked up a steel chair and waited for the PS 2 to slowly get to its feet, the vibrations of the PS 2's control pad were slowing down like a heartbeat about to stop..
The X-BoX swung the chair towards the PS 2 but the PS 2 used Final Fantasy X to blind the X-BoX and then used a M9, which Solid Snake had conveniently left whilst walking around the ring to put the X-BoX to sleep, then it decided to walk around the ring like the match was over. However Snake's M9 bullets had little affect on the X-BoX because of it's thick outer layer and it began to slowly get back to it's feet to the amazement of the PS 2..
Meanwhile backstage..
The Game Cube was irate at not being involved in this match as it had turned up late and wanted to get it's own back and that the PS 2 and X-Box had crossed the line..
Back in the ring, the PS 2 was ready to do it's move the Station-ator! The crowd were chanting furiously, Finish it!
However I loud voice covered the whole arena and the projector revealed the picture of the Nintendo Game Cube..
*Puts on Ali G style voice*
"Yo batty boyz, I iz tired of looking at you two tinkin ur da baddest consoles round..it iz clear to all da world dat I iz da best console and now I iz comin out dere to kick your candy bum's ala Super Mario Melee Stylee...Boyakasha - Respect to da Masiv!"
The game cube appeared from behind the curtains furiously flashing its orange light swinging its pad duely accompanied by Donkey Kong who had a score to settle with the X-BoX as it had eaten DK's Banana's before the match, they got to the ring and there stood both the PS 2 and X-BoX in a Rock like "Just Bring it" Stance..
Suddenly all the lights went out in the arena and there was a big explosion, the C4 had been activated and crowd all gasped. As the lights slowly came back on, all that was left in the ring was lots of bit of plastic parts, one banana and Solid Snake...
"Otacon do you read me?"
"Snake are you ok, have you done it?"
"Indeed, Mission Console Destruction is accomplished"
"Good but important things first - make sure you bring the Banana home - im Hungry!"
The crowd gasped as SR Raw came to a close...
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Heh :D
Hope you enjoyed the read
Neo.
The ring announcer strangely named Solid Snake stepped into the ring and decided to say a few words...
"Come in Otacon do you read me? The secret console operation is about to..."
The crowd went silent in confusion and someone from the crowd interrupted Snake and shouted out; "this is a console war not Metal Gear Solid you idiot, announce the contenders!"
"erm, oh yeh sorry ..Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to Raw is Console! this match is scheduled for one fall introducing first, weighing in at 2.1 kg, hailing from the deep dark suburbs of 'the 3rd place' it's the Playstation 2!"
The PS 2 made its way down the isle to an explosive reception! it climbed into the ring with its blue and green light shimmering away and its pads vibrating, boasting its great titles i.e. MGS 2, FF X, Pro Evolution Soccer and Medal of Honour.
"And his opponent..weighing in at er..too many pounds, hailing from the deep dark suburbs of Bill Gates's Discount Superstore its the new, the fabulous.. Otacon C4 Detonated..oops I mean the almighty X-BoX!"
An incredible surprise caused Sheffield Arena to erupt, as the X-BoX was able to walk down the isle without any help for the first time ever, this showed the intensive training procedures this console had gone through to become the undisputed 'heaviest Movable console' in the world today.
The X-BoX decided to climb into the ring, walked over to the PS2, Stared it straight into its flashing lights and said...
"Do you smell...what the X-BoX is about to do?"
The PS2 stood back and covered its air vents "Urgh! You could have waited! I'll have to turn on my fan now."
"Er...yeh sorry about that must have been all that gaming that ive been doing recently, Im so powerful but yet the humans have really been wearing me out!" the X-BoX said as he slowly moved around the ring getting away from the smell.
Ding Ding! the match got underway..
The X-BoX made a charge for the PS2 who had been completely blinded by the gas, which the X-BoX had released earlier and squashed the PS 2 into the turnbuckle, thus leaving it shaken and half unconscious. The X-BoX picked up a steel chair and waited for the PS 2 to slowly get to its feet, the vibrations of the PS 2's control pad were slowing down like a heartbeat about to stop..
The X-BoX swung the chair towards the PS 2 but the PS 2 used Final Fantasy X to blind the X-BoX and then used a M9, which Solid Snake had conveniently left whilst walking around the ring to put the X-BoX to sleep, then it decided to walk around the ring like the match was over. However Snake's M9 bullets had little affect on the X-BoX because of it's thick outer layer and it began to slowly get back to it's feet to the amazement of the PS 2..
Meanwhile backstage..
The Game Cube was irate at not being involved in this match as it had turned up late and wanted to get it's own back and that the PS 2 and X-Box had crossed the line..
Back in the ring, the PS 2 was ready to do it's move the Station-ator! The crowd were chanting furiously, Finish it!
However I loud voice covered the whole arena and the projector revealed the picture of the Nintendo Game Cube..
*Puts on Ali G style voice*
"Yo batty boyz, I iz tired of looking at you two tinkin ur da baddest consoles round..it iz clear to all da world dat I iz da best console and now I iz comin out dere to kick your candy bum's ala Super Mario Melee Stylee...Boyakasha - Respect to da Masiv!"
The game cube appeared from behind the curtains furiously flashing its orange light swinging its pad duely accompanied by Donkey Kong who had a score to settle with the X-BoX as it had eaten DK's Banana's before the match, they got to the ring and there stood both the PS 2 and X-BoX in a Rock like "Just Bring it" Stance..
Suddenly all the lights went out in the arena and there was a big explosion, the C4 had been activated and crowd all gasped. As the lights slowly came back on, all that was left in the ring was lots of bit of plastic parts, one banana and Solid Snake...
The crowd gasped as SR Raw came to a close...
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Heh :D
Hope you enjoyed the read
Neo.
Thanks for the comments.
Good post Neo!
We could do with matches like this in the WWE forum...
We could do with matches like this in the WWE forum...
LOL good post Neo. Nice way you added the banana in it.
Thanks for giving me a giggle there Neo. nice to read something with an original slant like that..
Thanks Pro,
I tried to view the war from a humorous point of view :)
I tried to view the war from a humorous point of view :)
lol, that was a good read!
Very original. :D
Very original. :D
A pumped up crowd in the Sheffield Arena, England opened SR RAW with a bang...
The ring announcer strangely named Solid Snake stepped into the ring and decided to say a few words...
"Come in Otacon do you read me? The secret console operation is about to..."
The crowd went silent in confusion and someone from the crowd interrupted Snake and shouted out; "this is a console war not Metal Gear Solid you idiot, announce the contenders!"
"erm, oh yeh sorry ..Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to Raw is Console! this match is scheduled for one fall introducing first, weighing in at 2.1 kg, hailing from the deep dark suburbs of 'the 3rd place' it's the Playstation 2!"
The PS 2 made its way down the isle to an explosive reception! it climbed into the ring with its blue and green light shimmering away and its pads vibrating, boasting its great titles i.e. MGS 2, FF X, Pro Evolution Soccer and Medal of Honour.
"And his opponent..weighing in at er..too many pounds, hailing from the deep dark suburbs of Bill Gates's Discount Superstore its the new, the fabulous.. Otacon C4 Detonated..oops I mean the almighty X-BoX!"
An incredible surprise caused Sheffield Arena to erupt, as the X-BoX was able to walk down the isle without any help for the first time ever, this showed the intensive training procedures this console had gone through to become the undisputed 'heaviest Movable console' in the world today.
The X-BoX decided to climb into the ring, walked over to the PS2, Stared it straight into its flashing lights and said...
"Do you smell...what the X-BoX is about to do?"
The PS2 stood back and covered its air vents "Urgh! You could have waited! I'll have to turn on my fan now."
"Er...yeh sorry about that must have been all that gaming that ive been doing recently, Im so powerful but yet the humans have really been wearing me out!" the X-BoX said as he slowly moved around the ring getting away from the smell.
Ding Ding! the match got underway..
The X-BoX made a charge for the PS2 who had been completely blinded by the gas, which the X-BoX had released earlier and squashed the PS 2 into the turnbuckle, thus leaving it shaken and half unconscious. The X-BoX picked up a steel chair and waited for the PS 2 to slowly get to its feet, the vibrations of the PS 2's control pad were slowing down like a heartbeat about to stop..
The X-BoX swung the chair towards the PS 2 but the PS 2 used Final Fantasy X to blind the X-BoX and then used a M9, which Solid Snake had conveniently left whilst walking around the ring to put the X-BoX to sleep, then it decided to walk around the ring like the match was over. However Snake's M9 bullets had little affect on the X-BoX because of it's thick outer layer and it began to slowly get back to it's feet to the amazement of the PS 2..
Meanwhile backstage..
The Game Cube was irate at not being involved in this match as it had turned up late and wanted to get it's own back and that the PS 2 and X-Box had crossed the line..
Back in the ring, the PS 2 was ready to do it's move the Station-ator! The crowd were chanting furiously, Finish it!
However I loud voice covered the whole arena and the projector revealed the picture of the Nintendo Game Cube..
*Puts on Ali G style voice*
"Yo batty boyz, I iz tired of looking at you two tinkin ur da baddest consoles round..it iz clear to all da world dat I iz da best console and now I iz comin out dere to kick your candy bum's ala Super Mario Melee Stylee...Boyakasha - Respect to da Masiv!"
The game cube appeared from behind the curtains furiously flashing its orange light swinging its pad duely accompanied by Donkey Kong who had a score to settle with the X-BoX as it had eaten DK's Banana's before the match, they got to the ring and there stood both the PS 2 and X-BoX in a Rock like "Just Bring it" Stance..
Suddenly all the lights went out in the arena and there was a big explosion, the C4 had been activated and crowd all gasped. As the lights slowly came back on, all that was left in the ring was lots of bit of plastic parts, one banana and Solid Snake...
"Otacon do you read me?"
"Snake are you ok, have you done it?"
"Indeed, Mission Console Destruction is accomplished"
"Good but important things first - make sure you bring the Banana home - im Hungry!"
The crowd gasped as SR Raw came to a close...
-------------------------------------------
Heh :D
Hope you enjoyed the read
Neo.
The ring announcer strangely named Solid Snake stepped into the ring and decided to say a few words...
"Come in Otacon do you read me? The secret console operation is about to..."
The crowd went silent in confusion and someone from the crowd interrupted Snake and shouted out; "this is a console war not Metal Gear Solid you idiot, announce the contenders!"
"erm, oh yeh sorry ..Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to Raw is Console! this match is scheduled for one fall introducing first, weighing in at 2.1 kg, hailing from the deep dark suburbs of 'the 3rd place' it's the Playstation 2!"
The PS 2 made its way down the isle to an explosive reception! it climbed into the ring with its blue and green light shimmering away and its pads vibrating, boasting its great titles i.e. MGS 2, FF X, Pro Evolution Soccer and Medal of Honour.
"And his opponent..weighing in at er..too many pounds, hailing from the deep dark suburbs of Bill Gates's Discount Superstore its the new, the fabulous.. Otacon C4 Detonated..oops I mean the almighty X-BoX!"
An incredible surprise caused Sheffield Arena to erupt, as the X-BoX was able to walk down the isle without any help for the first time ever, this showed the intensive training procedures this console had gone through to become the undisputed 'heaviest Movable console' in the world today.
The X-BoX decided to climb into the ring, walked over to the PS2, Stared it straight into its flashing lights and said...
"Do you smell...what the X-BoX is about to do?"
The PS2 stood back and covered its air vents "Urgh! You could have waited! I'll have to turn on my fan now."
"Er...yeh sorry about that must have been all that gaming that ive been doing recently, Im so powerful but yet the humans have really been wearing me out!" the X-BoX said as he slowly moved around the ring getting away from the smell.
Ding Ding! the match got underway..
The X-BoX made a charge for the PS2 who had been completely blinded by the gas, which the X-BoX had released earlier and squashed the PS 2 into the turnbuckle, thus leaving it shaken and half unconscious. The X-BoX picked up a steel chair and waited for the PS 2 to slowly get to its feet, the vibrations of the PS 2's control pad were slowing down like a heartbeat about to stop..
The X-BoX swung the chair towards the PS 2 but the PS 2 used Final Fantasy X to blind the X-BoX and then used a M9, which Solid Snake had conveniently left whilst walking around the ring to put the X-BoX to sleep, then it decided to walk around the ring like the match was over. However Snake's M9 bullets had little affect on the X-BoX because of it's thick outer layer and it began to slowly get back to it's feet to the amazement of the PS 2..
Meanwhile backstage..
The Game Cube was irate at not being involved in this match as it had turned up late and wanted to get it's own back and that the PS 2 and X-Box had crossed the line..
Back in the ring, the PS 2 was ready to do it's move the Station-ator! The crowd were chanting furiously, Finish it!
However I loud voice covered the whole arena and the projector revealed the picture of the Nintendo Game Cube..
*Puts on Ali G style voice*
"Yo batty boyz, I iz tired of looking at you two tinkin ur da baddest consoles round..it iz clear to all da world dat I iz da best console and now I iz comin out dere to kick your candy bum's ala Super Mario Melee Stylee...Boyakasha - Respect to da Masiv!"
The game cube appeared from behind the curtains furiously flashing its orange light swinging its pad duely accompanied by Donkey Kong who had a score to settle with the X-BoX as it had eaten DK's Banana's before the match, they got to the ring and there stood both the PS 2 and X-BoX in a Rock like "Just Bring it" Stance..
Suddenly all the lights went out in the arena and there was a big explosion, the C4 had been activated and crowd all gasped. As the lights slowly came back on, all that was left in the ring was lots of bit of plastic parts, one banana and Solid Snake...
The crowd gasped as SR Raw came to a close...
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Heh :D
Hope you enjoyed the read
Neo.